After Spike was teleported to the war with King Sombra Timeline, after him and Rainbow Dash saved the world, they fell in...drunk sex. And that's when Rainbow Dash met Applejack.

"Hello citizen."

"Hey, aren't you the mare who saved us all?"

"Yes, what of it?"

'Is this that Rainbow Dash Twilight told me about?' "Just asking."

Then Rainbow Dash had an idea. "Hey, if you're such a fan, mind being part of my husband's harem?"

"Why?" She asked with a deadpanned expression.

"My husband is really cute, but since he's a dragon, I can see him hording mares."

"That's a lie!" They then turned to see Spike. "I do not have a harem of mares."

"Come-on Spike, I want you to get bigger with some sort of horde."

"Can't I just collect gems?"

"You can't control yourself around gems."

"Not true, I didn't eat an entire city & didn't eat my previous home, which was a crystal castle!"

"Well we're not taking any chances."

Then Rainbow Dash tried to convince Applejack. "Come-on, don't you wanna thank the other hero in some way?"

"Sorry, but I gotta help my family get our stuff back to our home now that the wars over."

Rainbow Dash had an annoyed face.

"Well, I'm going home Rainbow, and when I see you at home, I'm gonna punish you so hard in bed."

"Just try it." she grinned. 'I'm not giving up so easily Earth Pony...tomorrow night, you and Spike will be getting it on.'

(Next day)

"Rainbow Dash...what are you doing?"

"Yeah, what?"

"Oh, well...."

RD, Spike & Aj were in a candle lit room.

"You tryin to set me up with this here dragon?"

"Rainbow Dash, stop! Sorry Applejack, once you leave, I promise she won't be able to fly or walk for 2 weeks after I'm done with her."

"No! Spike, I want you to hoard things, and...I didn't exactly make friends, just comrades when I joined Celestia's army."

"That doesn't mean you can just set up every mare with me on a date."

"I didn't set you up with every mare! I'm only setting you up with mares I think are worthy of your penis!" Then Rainbow Dash was bucked very hard by Applejack.

"Ah said ah'm busy!" yelled the mare.

"Yeah! Getting busy with my hubby!"

"I don't need to be with a hero to be happy!"

"Don't you want you apples to be advertised by heroes?"

"Dagnabbit Rainbow Dash, how did we even become friends in the 1st place in Spike's version of our timeline?"

"Beats me."

"You 2 were connected to a destiny!" Spike told them.

"What?"

"That's right! Rainbow dash, back when you were little, you were supposed to do a Sonic Rainboom, but you were interrupted and lost the race. Applejack, you saw the Rainboom that Rainbow Dash did and realize that the city wasn't really for you and that you were okay the way you were. It's what caused you to obtain both your cutiemarks!"

"Then why in tarnation did I not get mine after I came back home to help with the war?"

"Because, you're still rejecting your roots AJ! If only there was a way for you to realize you actually do belong at Sweet Apple Acres..."

"Well, I'm sorry you can't think of anything, I'll be off now!"

Later, we see Rainbow Dash with her body spread eagle on the ground.

"*Sigh!* If I can just help AJ get her cutiemark and say Spike did it, then maybe she'd love him...but how?"

"The Apple Family Reunion..."

"Huh?"

"I said that you could try the Apple Family Reunion." Spike repeated.

"Huh, that might actually work."

"I'll help." Said a young voice. "Hi, I'm Applebloom, Aj's little sis. I wanna help because AJ really needs some cheering up after so many years of war."

"Alright, we just need to get the word out."

And so, Apple Bloom told Big Mac & Granny Smith while Rainbow Dash & Spike sent the invites, they also convinced Pinkie to help.

Applejack sighed as she pulled the cart to the market. But as she walked, she felt a letter fall on her back.

"Huh?" She opened the letter and read it. "AJ, I need to tell you something important."

"If Rainbow Dash is trying to make me bed Spike one more time, I swear..."

She walked to the barracks Rainbow told her to meet at. "Hello?" She called.

She reached for the light switch. Then once it turned on...

"What in the...sam hill...?" She looked around. "Braeburn, Aunt & Uncle Orange, Apple Brown Betty, Great Aunt Pineapple, Hayseed Turnip Truck, Apple Bumpkin, Apple Rose, Red Gala, Apple Flora, Marmalade Jalapeno Popette, Babs Seed, Wensley, Sweet Tooth, Jonagold, Liberty Belle, Apple Cobbler, Apple Crumble, Red June, Florina Tart, Apple Dumpling, Candy Apples, Bushel, Red Delicious, Perfect Pie..."

Trahzo: Pause! Pause! Pause! Oh for the love of God Pause!

Spikerules302: Trahzo, what's wrong?

Trahzo: Did you see that last name, Perfect Pie?

Spikerules302: Yes, but what does....oh shit!"

Trahzo: Yes, Perfect Pie, AJ's relative she has PIE in HER name!

Spikerules302: PROOF! PROOF THEY'RE RELATED!

Trahzo: YES!!! IT'S NO MYSTERY ANYMORE!!! SCREW YOU DHX!!!

Now back to the story.

"Why are all of you here?"

"Duh, for the Apple Family Reunion."They all replied.

"Reunion?"

"Yeah, since the war with King Sombra is over, we should do that tradition again." Said Braeburn with a smile.

Applejack was speechless and looked at all the smiling faces.

"Hey Applejack." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Did you do this?"

"Nah, he did."

"Yeah, ri..." Then an apple brown betty was stuffed in his face.

"Did you really?"

"Uh-huh! You may not be interested in him, but he wanted to see a smile on your face."

"Aw." smiled Applejack.

So Applejack reconnected with her relatives and they all told her that they love her. Then there were games, apple snacks, then an old lady fight, which Big Mac & Bushel broke-up.

In the end AJ, Rd, and Spike all met back up.

"Thank you little feller, you really cheered me up today! I now realize that I do belong here, I will stop rejecting my true self here & now!"

That's when her flank glowed!

"*Gasp! My...Cutie mark..." And then a tarot card glowing blue appeared. "And my...Persona?"

"A bonus!"

"Well in any case, thank you Spike...you really helped me."

"Really, it wasn't-"

"So Aj, feel like joining now?"

"Darn right ah feel like joinin!"

"Did someone say Jonin?" Asked a background shinobi from Naruto.

That's when AJ grabbed Spike & pressed her lips onto his.

'Dammit Rainbow Dash...guess my horde is gonna be mares then.' He rubbed her cheek while she pulled him on top of her.

"Hey everybody, did you hear? Applejack has chosen the dragon! You know what that means?" Hayseed called out.

"WEDDING!"

"Ooh, time to turn the reunion into a union!" Pinkie said as she dressed up as a priest.
And so, a wedding happened, Spike, Rainbow Dash and AJ then got tickets to Hoofwaii and consummated Spike & Aj's marriage.

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