*Yawn!* Went Spike as he woke-up. After making his bed, he went to Twilight's room to wake her-up. He then noticed a note on the door.

"Huh?"

The note said that Twilight left to do something very important. Shrugging it off as nothing, Spike realizes that...

"Twilight's not here? Woo hoo! Ice cream and soda for breakfast!" As he got to the freezer..."No ice cream huh? I'll just go swing buy the grocery store then." Then he pulled out an environmentally friendly tote bag.

He made sure to lock the door before heading into town. A few minutes later he found himself in Ponyville...however...

"What the?!" Spike looked all around, every mare looked like Twilight!" "What in the?!"

He then began freaking out. 'Is this why Twilight's out?! Did every mare turn into her?!' Spike then began running.

"Hey there Spike." Greeted Berry Punch.

"Aaaah!" Spike screamed.

"Morning Spike." Greeted Scootaloo.

"Aaah!" He screamed again.

"Hi Spike." Greeted Twilight Velvet.

"Aaaaaah...oh-no wait, that's your normal hairstyle.

"Hi Spike!" Greeted Trixie!

"Aaaaaaaaaah!" Spike then ran screaming. Everywhere he went he saw mares looking like Twilight and distracted him from where he was going.

"Wait, did I just see Stocking from Panty and Stocking with..." Spike was unable to finish the anime's title as he ran into some random stand.

"Ow!" he groaned.

"Hey cutie pie, happy Twilight Sparkle day." A flirty voice said.

He quickly looked up to see a lime green unicorn mare with Twilight's mane-cut.

"Wanna kiss? Only 1 bit."

"Wait, what did you say the day was?"

"What? Didn't you know today was Twilight Sparkle Day?" she asked in confusion.

"What? Since when was this day established? I am Princess Twilight Sparkle's right hand dragon and I have no fucking idea about her existed!"

"Well, 1st, you need to chill out. 2nd, it was established last week."

"One, I call bullshit! Two, I will pay the one bit."

She smiled as he put the coin on the stand. Spike and Sweetcream pressed their lips together for a little while before Spike pulled back.

'Mmmmh...he tastes yummy, I can't let a guy like this get away.' She thought. "Hey! Where're you going?"

"I'm going to sniff out this major bullshit um..."

"My name is Sweetcream Scoops! Also, mind if I tag along?"

"If you want." he shrugged.

So Spike and Sweetcream went on adventure to figure out the mystery of Twilight Sparkle Day.

"So sexy scales, you come out of the castle often?"

"Hey Miss Cheerilee, do you know who's responsible for establishing this holiday?"

"Not really." the teacher shook her head.

'Did he just ignore me?' Sweetcream has been shrugged off before, but that was when Big Mac was trying to avoid her advances because he wasn't interested. Here, with Spike, he's just tuning her out.

Then they found Derpy in her Princess Twilight costume from Nightmare Night.

"Hey Spike, if you be my boyfriend, I'll give you any flavor of ice cream."

"Derpy, do you know why every mare looks like Twilight on Princess Twilight Day?"

"Yeah, it's Twilight Sparkle day. Didn't you know that?"

"I knew that, but why on this recently made up holiday? They could've just show their appreciation in another way, I mean...just look at Rarity, Twilight's mane style makes her look old!"

"Hey!"

"I wasn't pointing at you Velvet!"

"Come on Spike! Two flavors of ice cream?"

"Come-on Sweetcream, we're burning my mom's precious daylight!" Spike told her, ignoring her advances still.

"Hmm...ah-ha!" Spike then ran to Pinkie. "Come-on, Sweetcream let's grab Pinkie." He said while pulling out a sack!

"Where'd you put that?"

"In cartoons and anime, it's called the magic satchel!"

Then after grabbing Pinkie and throwing her into the sack, Spike began pounding the sack real hard with his fists!

"Why are you doing that?!"

"I watched the episode of Family Guy where Brian legalized pot last night. Carter was so mad he had 3 guys sack Peter, beat him up, and throw him into the limo just to yell at him. Now, care to help me beat up this sacked pony?"

"I'm good."

"Fine, more for me!"

Then after beating up Pinkie, he let her out.

"Now Pinkie, do you know why this holiday exists?"

"Yeah, it's to distract everypony from the..." Then Pinkamena, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Applejack came in with trays of cupcakes and began stuffing them into Pinkie's mouth.

"Distract us all from what?" Asked Sweetcream Scoops.

"Why nothing you two." smiled Rarity as the rest took Pinkie away.

"Come-on girls, you can't keep a secret forever, remember the Crystal Heart?"

"That was then, this is now." spoke RD before they left.

"That was then, this is now, then why can ponies still not get Winter Wrap-up out of their heads?"

"It was very catchy?" Said Fluttershy.

"For a while, but everyone got sick of that like how they got sick of every Frozen song."

"Maybe we should ask somepony else?" Sweetcream suggested Spike.

"No, if we keep on insisting, they will..."

Then Pinkie broke free of the sack!

"To distract everyone from the galactic warlord!"

"GALACTIC WARLORD?!!!" The both of them shrieked in shock.

Then Twilight appeared. "Girls, I thought I said to not let anyone know!"

"Twilight! What in the name of my mother is going on!" Spike exclaimed to the alicorn.

"*sigh*...All of Equestrian royalty are trying to stop a galactic warlord from destroying Equestria."

"And that answers my question how?"

"Your mom is fighting the galactic warlord! Even our Rainbowfied Power will not work!"

"Hey, why don't we help?" Asked Sweetcream Scoops. "What's the name of this warlord?"

"His name is Lord Garadou."

"Oh, I can take care of that guy!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"He has a big weakness."

"How do you know that?"

"I killed his dad with the weakness, then his uncle, and cousin, then his sex slave, then his mom's living T-shirt with the weakness."

"Then why didn't you just kill him?" asked Spike.

"He was just a kid...didn't expect Garadou to become a warlord though. He must have some personal spite."

"Gee, ya think?"

"Huh, better go do it now...let's go."

Spike got on Twilight's back before they took flight. Then they were in space.

"Hey space kid!"

"Sweetcream Scoops?! Destroy her now!"

Twilight dodged the attacks and got Sweetcream inside the mothership! "So what's his weakness?"

"I ain't telling until I get close!"

Then she found her way into the cockpit where Garadou was.

"Get away you..." Then she hit him with an ice cream cone!

"No....MIIIIIILLLLK!!!!" Then Garadou exploded.

"Milk? That's it?"

"Yes, weirder than how we look alike huh princess?"

"Oh big time."

Then everyone flew back to earth. "There, problem solved. Now that I have bravely saved the day, time for the love interest to kiss me." She said, shooting bedroom eyes at Spike.

"But I already gave you a bit."

"When in love, there is no price!" Then Sweetcream pushed Spike down and made out with him!

Twilight covered her eyes to give them privacy.

"By the way, this is my natural mane style."

"No way."

"Way! Now let's go back to my place, I have lots of ice cream and lots of experimental flavors."

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