"Bwuh!" Spike gasped.

Winona had just sniffed Spike's ass.

"What was tha...ah!" Spike gasped when Diamond Tiara's chihuahua from that Vinyl Scratch short sniffed his ass this time.

"Why are th...ah!" He gasped when Zipporwhill's dog sniffed his ass.

"Stop that!" he shouted before bolting away from the canines.

"Sorry, but for some time you've been starting to smell like one of us!" Said Winona.

"You just talked!" exclaimed Spike who ran faster.

Spike then stopped paying attention to where he was running until he ran into a random door. The speed and velocity caused Spike to faint. As he blacked out, the dogs started trying to get under him and get him to stand.

"What's going on?" asked a filly pegasus popping her head out the door. Then she saw dogs all over Spike. "Hey! Shoo, go away!"

Soon there was just her dog and her dog was standing still. "Help me get him inside." she ordered grabbing Spike's head.

Spike awoke on the couch. He slowly sat up while groaning.

"Finally you've awoken." said a pegasus stallion. "My daughter Zipporwhill saw dogs ganging up on your unconscious body."

"Oh great." groaned Spike rubbing his eyes.

"Hey!"

"Ah!" Spike then screamed like a little girl when Zipporwhill's dog suddenly appeared.

"You seem jumpy." smiled Zipporwhill.

"Ah! Don't sneak up on me!" Said Spike. "And you! Stop talking!" Spike said at the dog.

It tilted its head while Zipporwhill was confused.

"S..sorry, earlier I just discovered I can talk to animals."

"Yeah...I can talk to dogs for...some reason..."

"I can't figure it out...but I wanna figure this out without my usual friends."

"Why?"

"Sometimes I wanna break outta the usual stuff...so Zipporwhill, I can tell from your paw print cutiemark that you love dogs, wanna assist me?"

"Sure!"

So then Spike & Zipporwhill set off to figure out the mystery!

First they had Spike talk with some more dogs.

"I'm so sad that my owner cutoff my balls!" Said a Pitbull. "Come-on, that rabbit was asking for it!"

"I love Pom Lamb, and so do my siblings!" Said Tuft.

"It's weird, my owner and her friends have 2 pets, a dog, then some other pet." Said Custard from Strawberry Shortcake.

"What?! I don't look like Princess Twilight Sparkle! If anything, Twilight Sparkle looks like me!" Said Zoey Trent.

"Once I become my 50% forme, I don't think I'll be able to talk to you anymore." Said Zygarde 10% Forme.

"One day, I will become a Big Red Dog!" Said Puppy Clifford.

"I love my owner Luigi!" Said Polter Pup.

"I'm Ace the Bat Hound!"

"Hi, I'm Stitch and this is my owner Yuna....please watch my awesome anime!"

Next, they tried asking the canines if they smelled something on Spike.

"Well, you do smell like one of us." Said Dukey from Johnny Test.

"Yeah, you smell of dog, want a Scooby Snack?' Asked Scooby Doo.

"Yep, a dog." Said Astro Mutt.

"Definitely a dog!" Said Spike from Tom and Jerry.

"Daddy's right." Said Spike's son Tyke.

"Yep, you smell like us." Said Spike from the Rugrats.

"Yes, you reak of dog! *laughter.*" Said Mutley.

"So many dog references!" Said Santa's Little Helper from The Simpsons.

"Yeah, but why does a dragon smell like a dog?" Said Brian Griffin.

"Dog, no doubt!" Said Odie from Garfield.

"Yep." Said Charlie B. Barkin from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

Meanwhile...

Trahzo: Ahahahahaha...oh man, I'm having fun with this...anymore dogs I'm missing? Oh wait....

Back to Ponyville.

"Dios mios, you smell." Said Papi from Beverly Hills Chihuahua!

"Yeah, you're a scaley looking dog." said Underdog.

"Yes, you're a dog...just as weird looking as that Stitch guy." Said Doggy Daddy. "What do you think son?"

"Yes, he does."

"You smell like a dog, why is that?" Said Huckleberry Hound.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed Courage the Cowardly Dog.

"You smell like a dog, just plain flat out like that." Said Pluto.

Meanwhile...

Trahzo: Aaaaaah hahah, Aaaah hahaha...Oh my God, or rather, dios mios....are there.. gaaah hahaha...who else am I missing? Oh wait!"

Now back to Ponyville.

"Are you using Beast Transformation?" Asked Akamaru!

"I get it! I smell like a dog!" Spike exclaimed in anger.

"No doubt!" Said Snoopy before he rode off on his motorcycle.

"Too faaaaaaast!" Shouted Charlie Brown.

Next, was to test petting Spike.

"Just relaxe." spoke Zipporwhill. Zipporwhill then scratched Spike's ears.

"Aaaaah, yeaaaah..."

"How does that make you feel Spike?"

"It makes me feel like whining like a dog."

"Well, go ahead." she smiled scratching faster.

Spike then began making cute noises.

"Aww....you're such a cutie...let's see your butt." Then she began scratching his butt which made him thump on the ground.

"Hey...stop that!" he got out crawling away. "Alright we get it. Apparently I'm sensitive like a dog."

"Yes, and you're a dog I can talk to...this is so cool!"

"What the?" Whispered Applebloom.

"Is Spike getting bullied?' Diamond Tiara whispered back.

"Looks like it." AB whispered back as they saw Zipporwhill rub Spike's belly while laughing.

"Poor Spike, to think an episode only character based on a writer's daughter would do something so horrible to Spike."

"We gotta do something."

"I got an idea...but I'll have to ask for some money..."

Spike kept thumping his foot while Zipporwhill kept scratching his ear.

"Now...for under the chin...then I'll give you a nice treat."

Spike would have growled, but let out a a groan of enjoyment as the filly started rubbing his chin.

"Aww...who's a good boy?"

"Don't push it..." he got out before groaning.

"Oh...sorry...guess I was...playing with fire!"

That's when giant cannons were locked on Zipporwhill.

"Stop bullying Spike!"

Both looked to see Applebloom and Diamond Tiara behind the controls.

"Applebloom? DIamond Tiara?"

"We're here to save ya!" declared AB.

"What?!" Spike gasped.

"Fire!" Shouted Diamond Tiara!

"Stop!"

Both fillies stopped a Spike stood up.

"L-look...Zipporwhill here was just trying to help with a little problem I've been having."

"Really?"

"Yeah...you 2 don't have to hurt her, she's done nothing wrong."

"Then why was she laughing?"

"Because...I love dogs, and Spike has been able to listen to what they've been saying."

"It's true!" Said Winona.

AB looked at Winona in confusion.

"She said it's true."

"Ah...well in that case..." Then Diamond Tiara pulled out a walkie talkie. "Cancel the attack Hong Kong Fuey!"

"Aw-man!"

Spike and Zipporwhill gave her a deadpan expression.

"Sorry about that...bye..."

"Spike...do you realize what you just did?"

"What?"

"You just saved my life."

"Anypony would have done the same."

Zipporwhill then licked his cheek!

"What the?"

"That was how a dog kisses."

Spike blushed and rubbed the spot.

"So...wanna go on a walk now"

"Oh, don't mind if I do...heh heh..."

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