Discord was in the middle of a power struggle with a dragon/changeling/minotaur hybrid that kidnapped Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff.

"We are evenly matched Discord!"

"That may be so Klint, but I will not lose! I will fight for my friends!"

Spike snuck behind Klint as he did his monologue about when him and Discord were kids and would always compete for their sensei's appraisal.

"I'm here to spring yah 2." Spike told them.

Both watched as Spike used his claws to work on the lock.

Klint then heard the sound of the lock being opened! "What?!" His distraction was his downfall as Discord finished him off "Noooooooooooooo!"

All four of them watched Klint get reduced to ashes before Spike was hugged by both females.

Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff both kissed Spike on the cheek. But then, after seeing thier kiss marks on him, they then squinted at each other!

"Buzz of furball." growled the queen.

"Pffft!"

"Oh, you wanna go? Let's go! Come my army!" Then her changelings appeared!

"What's going on here?" Spike said.

"Kill her minions!"

Then Fluffle Puff pulled out the Happyman Merciless Sword from Bo-bobo Bo-bobobo and charged towards the army until...

"Stooooop!" Shouted Discord. "If you're gonna fight over a guy, then make it a friendly competition."

"Fine, we'll do it like those pathetic nonviolent pansies from Undertale." Chrysalis agreed.

"Pffft pffft!"

"That's settles it, and also I will be the referee. You changelings can be the audience." Said Discord.

"What's going on?" Spike asked again.

"Chrysalis and Fluffle Puff are fighting over you kid." A smoke addicted changeling told him.

"WHAT?!"

"It happened pretty fast didn't it mister?" Asked a changeling child.

"Yep!"

"Come on, let's go watch the fun."

They turned as both females glared at each other.

In the competition, the winner of 3 rounds gets Spike.

"Alright, time for round one!" Discord announced. "Dancing!"

"You heard him, let's..."

"It's not that kind of dance!" shouted Discord. "Now, you 2 will take a turn dancing with him."

"I will go first." spoke Chrysalis.

Spike and Chrysalis danced to something most elegant. "What do you think Spike? I've done this dancing for years, but it looks like I am now doing this for fun, not food."

"You're really light on your hooves."

Chrysalis hid her blush as they finished.

Fluffle Puff walked over before the song changed to a salsa one.

Fluffle Puff unleashed some hot steps and then Spikerulez302 got a hammer and hit me in the face. As Fluffle Puff and Spike were going so fast, they were like a fast living hurricane!

'Man, this is so fast, I can't keep up!'

Spike was not allowed to lead in anyway unlike Chrysalis. After they stopped, Spike flew out and wound up crashing into a tree.

"1st point goes to Chrysalis!"

"So Martin, ready to lose that bet?"

"It's not over yet!" said Martin's friend.

"Oh hey look! Julie and Bob are on the kiss cam!"

After Julie and Bob kissed, it was time for round 2.

"Poetry!"

Fluffle Puff went first and held a piece of paper in front of her face.

Soon...everyone was crying afterwards.

"I can't beat that!" Said Chrysalis.

"Round 2 for Fluffle Puff!"

Then round 3 began. "William Tell, with special guest, Eonflare!"

"How'd I endup here?! Call the police! I don't wanna die!" He shouted in protest.

1st was Fluffle Puff.

"Ow, my lasagna!"

"Ooh, that's a miss!"

Then was Chrysalis' turn. Direct hit!

"Alright, you hit the apple, can I go home now?"

After the mess was cleaned up, it was round 4.

"Cuddling."

Chrysalis set Spike on her side before pulling him closer with her hooves.

Spike wasn't enjoying the sliminess of the Queen.

Fluffle Puff pulled him over and he sighed against her fur.

"Now they're 2 to 2, can they win the final round? Sex?!"

They were then thrown into a big shack and then there were sounds of moaning for a while until soon they came out.

"Who do you think Spike?"

"Both!"

"Both?"

"Well, this was completely pointless. Get lost everyone! I'm going home."

"I should never have fought you friend."

"Pfffft!"

They then hugged and then grabbed Spike.

"Let's go and take Spike to the castle and raise a crossbreed army for Twilight."

"Yeah!"

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