We find ourselves in Town Hall as Spike assists Mayor Mare with organizing files.

"Hurry Spike! Oh, why did Pinkie choose today to go on that far away delivery?"

"Don't worry Mayor, you can count on me!" Spike said as he organized...what the fuck?

"What's wrong Trahzo?" Asked Spikerules302.

"Hey, you're seeing this too right?"

"What is it that I'm looking at?"

"Spike's organizing so fast it looks like he's grown Buddhist arms."

"Wow...that is very fast."

Mayor Mare was surprised on how fast the little guy was moving. "How are you so fast?" she asked in awe.

"This is nothing! For 3 uninterrupted days, I helped Twilight reorganize her entire shelf!"

"Amazing."

"Heh...thank you, you're too kind."
Soon, Spike finished organizing and was now incredibly tired.

"Why don't you go take a seat?" suggested mare leading Spike to a cushioned chair.

"G-good...*pant!* *pant* woo! Can I have something to drink?"

The mayor nodded before grabbing some water from her personal fridge.

"Thanks Ma..."

"Wait, not yet!" That's when she pulled out a spoon and kool-aid mix!

"Good idea."

And then, after mixing it, she then put in a twisty straw!

"Whoa! Where do you keep all of that?" Spike asked while getting the cup

"My desk.

"Oh, I am going to vote for you next election no doubt!"

"Thanks." she giggled.

"I hope a fun mayor like you never changes."

"You're too kind Spike...but I'll still suffer from physical change."

"Come-on, you're not that old, everyone totally knows about the sexy pink hair under that dye."

"I know that, but-wait a sec. Did you just say sexy?"

"You'd be a total cougar in pink hair."

"Oh no. I can't. I'd look silly."

"Yeah right, how's about this? Tomorrow, when you're on break, you go to Carousel Boutique to try on some clothes?

"Why?"

"Because you're hot!"

The mayor blushed at the upfront compliment and just shyly nodded her head in agreement.

"Yeah, just come to the Boutique tomorrow, you're gonna be as Rarity would put it: Fabulous."

Mayor Mare then blushed harder.

"Well, I better go now, Fluttershy wants my hoof licking nachos."

Spike and the Mayor then waved goodbye and then Mayor began sweating, losing her composure from thinking about all of Spike's compliments.

'Why did he have to say all that? It's crazy. I'm not all that.'

So the next day, Spike and the Mayor made it to Rarity's shop to try out the clothes she thinks fit her style.

"Hello Spike, and Mayor Mare? What are you two doing here?"

"Rarity, please make her look fabulous."

"My, I didn't expect this today. I'll do my best." smiled the unicorn.

Rarity then measured Mayor Mare and was off to work with fabric, accessories and gems!

"I'm still not sure about this." spoke the mayor.

"You'll look like you are on the cover of a magazine!" Spike encouraged.

The mayor blushed again and saw Rarity run back and drag her in the back. "Wait! Rarity! S-stop! It hurts!"

"Nonsense! This dress is perfect on you!"

"I-I just think it's all too much!"

"Stop complaining, I'm a professional darling! Now for make-up."

Later...

"We're done Spike."

Spike looked as Rarity walked out and with a completely different mare behind her.

Spike looked in shock and awe. "Daaayum! Who is this model before me?"

"Presenting! The new and fabulous Mayor Mare!" cried out Rarity. The new Mayor Mare was in an ice blue dress with white accents. Her make-up was used to brighten her face, especially the light brown lipstick. Her Mane & Tail were washed of her dye to reveal the true pink color. Her eyelashes curled just right with ice blue eyeliner.

"I-It's just me." spoke the mayor with a blush at how Spike was transfixed on her.

"It is you, but with moi's enhancements!" Rarity told her.

"A-absolutely!" Spike said.

Mayor was then trembling. "WellanywaysthanksforthedressputitonmytabI'mheadinghomebye!" Then after talking fast, she ran off!"

"Poor dear, she's still self conscious."

"Hmm...I'm gonna try again tomorrow, see yah later Rarity."

"Goodbye Spike."

The next day, Mayor found a rose on her desk with a note, telling to meet her in the gazebo.

She reluctantly did so just to who it was. She then saw a checkered picnic blanket and a picnic blanket...and Harry the bear tied up so he couldn't steal it.

She sighed as she didn't spot anypony around. "This was probably a prank by Pinkie or Rai..." Then a claw touched her back.

"Nope, it was from me." smiled Spike.

"Spike?"

"Yeah, it was me, now come-on, let's enjoy this calming atmosphere."

The mayor nodded and followed Spike as they sat down on the blanket.

"Alright, ladies 1st! For you, your favorite sandwich!" Spike then pulled the sandwich out.

"H-how'd you know this was my favorite sandwich?"

"When I went through the paperwork, I found a file that mentioned you.

"Y-you read my files?"

"Yep, and now I know what to do to make have the urge to embrace me."

"That depends if you do everything right!" Then she snatched the sandwich away and took a bite.

"You know, there's no need to feel embarrassed if someone compliments you."

"Spike, I was pretty when I was young, but I'm not young anymore!"

"Yet time allowed you to keep your looks."

"Well even if I did get with somepony, I have a duty as mayor which would get in the way."

"Come-on, just sit and relax, gimme your undivided attention." 'I'm gonna prove you still got it going on, even if my last choice is to tickle you! Let's hope we don't come to that conclusion.'

"Fine Spike, be lucky we share a voice actress." The Mayor replied.

"This fourth wall breaking is brought to you by Sugarcube Corner!" Pinkie jumped in.

"Not now Pinkie, I'm on a date!"

"Oops, sorry Spike."

After she left, Spike starting biting into his own sandwich with topaz and rubies in it. As Spike and the Mayor ate, young stallions passed by whispering.

"Dammit! Why couldn't I get a date with such a cougar?"

"Yeah. She's smokin hot."

"Spike, you lucky bastard!"

"I'm telling you man! I saw Godzilla when I used a telescope in the highest point of the castle in the Crystal Empire."

"I thought I told you I don't care! I'm more concerned with Spike being on a date with my crush."

All of these comments made her blush.

"Told you." he grinned.

"This was a good, lunch hope to do it again, bye!" Then she ran off!

The next day...

Mayor Mare was sitting at her desk, trying to stay focused on her upcoming speech. "*ahem!* Citizens of Ponyville..." Then she imagined the crowd.

'Alright, now for the...huh' That's when her imaginations were unintentionally corrupted! She found herself without her dye and in a sexy outfit too sexy that it cannot be described on this story and everyone were stallions hooting and hollering, and even asking for a date!

She shook her head and dumped her glass of water on herself to calm down. That's when imaginary stallions began whistling as she found herself on the beach in a bikini! She tried covering herself while running off.

"Mayor, is everything alright?" Asked the 2nd in command.

"You take over all of my duties for today okay? I'm not feeling well!"

She raced out of her office and to her home. As soon as she got into bed...her imagination then got even worse!

She imagined Spike next to her and clinging to her back. "So...wife? Feel like it tonight?"

The Mayor then screamed in unammaginable terror despite it all being in her head. She then decided to get herself an ice pack and stay the night in the hospital so the doctors and nurses can observe her mental state.

She felt calm with the ice pack on her head and inside her own room.

"Now Mayor...alls you need is some SLC and you'll be just fine." The doc told her.

"What?"

"Spike, love and care." Then he side stepped from the doorway to reveal Spike.

"W-wh-what? Am I still hallucinating?"

"No you're not, and to make sure you take your medicine!" Then he locked the door.

"Spike, stop it. I understand you're trying to help me, but-"

Spike then hugged her with the affection of 1000 rabbits!

"I'm just here to cuddle, that's all. Afterwards, I'll leave and drop it, ok?"

"...Okay." She then hugged him back and then they went to bed.

In the morning, they left the hospital and went back to the office.

"Hmph, prepare yourself."

"For what?"

"For the finale of why you should accept that you are still very, very hot!"

"Spike, can you just let it go?" sighed the mayor.

"No...this is my last stand and you shall fall...for me...right after I prove how sexy you are!"

"Fine." sighed the mayor, figuring it would get him to let it go.

Spike then ran back to the castle to put his plan into effect!

Mayor Mare was getting looks left and right. 'Why are the citizens starring at me? A-are they conspiring against me?'

That's when everyone jumped her and everything went dark! She felt them carry her somewhere, but couldn't see anything.

"Where are you taking me? Let me go or else I'll put all of you into 7000 bits of debt!"

They did not listen and then lowered her into the crowd who then put hula clothes on her!

"What the-?" She then finds herself at a Hawaiian barbecue party.

"Thank you guys, you can stay if you want." Spike said.

"Spike! What is the meaning of this?"

"A little party for you to cut loose at." he smiled.

Party Favor was rocking the steel guitar while Rarity, Sunset Shimmer and Trixie swayed to the mood of the music.

Big Mac was in charge of the grill.

Applejack had brought in plenty of sweets from her ranch.

"So? Shall I lead you to the thrown? Queen of the beach?"

The mayor blushed and nodded her head. As she sat upon her thrown, pony after pony gave her a gift.

"Happy birthday Mayor Mare."

"What?"

"Poor Mayor, too busy to even remember her own birthday." said Spike.

Said mare blushed in embarrassment. "Well how could I remember? You're the one who kept distracting me by calling me beautiful."

"I was telling you the truth!" Spike then splashed water all over her to wash away the dye! "There, much better! Now you can relax, wait here while I get some fresh barbecue from the grill."

The mayor sighed and dried the water with a nearby towel.

Spike returned with some BBQ that she gladly accepted.

"I just can't believe you went ahead and set all this up."

"Every mare deserves to feel beautiful, and I want to prove it to you. Don't you see they all think so too?" Spike then invaded The Mayor's personal space.

"If I say yes, will you get out of my face?" she asked.

"Not sure." He said as he wrapped his arms around her back with foreheads touching.

"Spike?"

"Sorry...but the atmosphere is making me horny!" Spike said as he got off of her.

The party then continued till all the food ran out and everyone went home, but as for Spike, he walked Mayor Mare home.

"You have fun?"

"Yes I did, actually. My favorite part was when after Carrot Cake gave Scootaloo the Heimlich, he had to give more little fillies the hiemlich."

"Yeah, that was pretty funny!"

"And Spike?"

"Yeah?"

"Thanks, I admit that I am a catch and no amount of age will change that."

"Great that you've finally acknowledged it! Well, I gotta go, see yah arou..." That's when he was thrown into her home and was rushed to her bedroom!

"Of course, now I can reward my new boyfriend." she grinned with seductive tone.

"Sweet!"

Then they spent the night in a hot sweaty embrace!

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