Co-written with Trahzo, meaning he wrote that last part.

After Rarity mocked a a flat mare, the unicorn mare then casted a spell that she invented.

"You think you only matter if you're a pony with fine crotch breasts, but what if you were a cow with huge udders in a world ruled by ponies!"

*Poof!*

"Aaaah! Miss, I demand you turn me back now!"

"The spell shall wear off only if you find someone who truly cares about you, instead of your boobs! In the meantime, that udder is gonna
painfully swell!"

*Poof!*

"Noooo! I'm an ugly cow!" cried Rarity as she stared at the udders.

"Well. I never." Said Mooriella as she was passing by.

Rarity ran back to her home ashamed by her appearance.

"I need Twilight to reverse this spell! 1st, I'll need a disguise!

Later...

"What do you mean you can't help me?!"

"Sorry Rarity but it seems that the pony who casted the spell was the one who invented it! Even Alicorn magic has a hard time beating the source!"

"But I've never felt true love's kiss before! *Whimper* This is a disas.....Oh, my udders really hurt!"

"Spike, will you please get Rarity out of here and maybe help her with her problem while I try to find the one who did this to her?"

"Yep! Come-on Rarity, let's go to some other room!" Spike said to her as he pushed her out.

"Oh, these stupid things hurt!" cried out Rarity feeling them swell up,

"Don't worry Rarity, Twilight instructed me to take care of these udders!" Spike told her. "Now while you sit tight, I'll begin milking your tits."

"I don't know Spike, this seems pretty awkward."

"No, these are udders, not boobs, doesn't count as groping....." Spike then realized what he had said. ".......Yep, I see cows getting raped here & there after someone discovers this loop hole sexual harassment."

"Well, in any case, would you please milk these now?"

"Okay, and after this, I gotta go talk to my mom about this flaw in her law."

Spike had Rarity take a seat on a stool as he put a bucket underneath the udders and made sure to be gentle as he gripped them. "I'm just gonna milk until the swelling dies down, is that fine with you?"

"Whatever in order to end this pain, go on darling."

"Alrighty then 'YES! I FINALLY GET TO FONDLE HER TITS!!!'

Spike began to carefully tug on the udders and was satisfied to see the milk squirt out with ease.

"*Ungh!* Oh Spike, that's it, it feels amazing! Keep going." Rarity said after feeling a mini orgasm.

Spike gladly did so and quickly filled the bucket with her milk.

"Alright Rarity, you're A-okay! Plus, free milk."

"Thank you darling."

"Well, guess you gotta go now huh?"

"No, I can't let anypony see me like this!"

"Okay, I'll make a guest bed."

"Thank you Spike."

"Anytime Rarity..."

Later that night, Rarity had a dream. It started with everyone laughing at her for her being a cow, causing her to run and then jump! That's when...

"Princess Celestia?"

"Rarity, or rather, Raricow, you are too hideous! I hereby banish you to the moon!"

"Noooooooo!"

That's when she found herself on the moon crying.

"Rarity?"

"Spike?"

Spike then hugged her.

"Spikey-poo. *Sniff*"

"Come-on, let's complete the cow's jump over the full moon." Spike then got onto Raricow's back and then they jumped back to earth laughing all the way.

That's when Rarity started to open her eyes.

"Oh Poo, I wanted to finish that dream, then again if I hit the ground, would I have still been alive in real life? I better leave that kind of thinking to Twilight." That's when she smelt the aroma of waffles and hurriedly walked to the dining room.

"These waffles are amazing Spike!"

"Thanks, I used the entire bucket of Rarity's milk to make all of these waffles."

"And now I've lost my appetite, oh, good morning Rarity." Twilight greeted.

"Hello miss-I-don't-see-my-friend-in-the-room." greeted Rarity with a frown.

"Don't worry Rarity, when Twilight's focusing very hard on something, she ignores everyone unless you make the tiniest of disturbances to her organized stuff." Spike joked.

"For the last time, I am sorry, when are you just gonna drop what happened between you becoming Applejack's servant?"

"Hey, I learned a lesson in friendship didn't I? I refuse to live it down, besides I killed a giant Timberwolf! I'll never forget it! NEVER!!!"

"......anyways, how does my milk taste?" asked Rarity to Spike.

"You should have seen him when I walked into the k..."

"Don't you dare tell her what I did!"

"Hey, you made me unknowingly consume her milk! This is my revenge! Anyways, when I came in he took a mug and chugged your milk while saying and I quote. '*Sigh* Rarity, you're so silky.' unquote. You know, now that I think about it, I should have seen something suspicious from the marshmallow taste considering I have not bought any for weeks." Twilight told Rarity

Spike just covered his face with his apron from the embarrassment.

Normally Rarity would be creeped out by something like that, but the fact Spike enjoyed her milk even though she saw this as horrible, actually made her feel flattered.

"It must be my cow body speaking, but I am flattered you enjoy my milk Spikey-Wikey."

"You're welcome."

Then she leaned over to his ear. "If you'd like, I'd be willing to let you suck me off."

Spike began sweating profusely. Wait, what the? Where'd did all these streamers, balloons, and air horns come from?!

"What the?"

That's when Pinkie & Peewee Hermin came in and began dancing on the table!

"AAAAAAH THE NARRATOR SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAAH!!!"

"What word?"

"Profusely AAAAAAAH!!!"

"NO! None of that!" yelled Twilight dropping an anvil on Peewee with her magic.

"Oh, look! Peewee is now a teeny weeny pancake Peewee!" Said Twilight who was then given a waffle to the face! "Pinkie!"

That's when a food fight broke out! Raricow & Spike bolted for the door as a ton of references began battling it out in the dining room!

"That was a close one!" Spike said.

"I know, I was worried that Waluigi reference would've been the end of us!" Said Raricow.

"So wait, were you serious. About being flattered?" asked Spike.

"Yes darling."

"You weren't creeped out, even a little?"

"Like I said, it must be my cow body that's making me feel this way, but I feel if I were in my pony body, it still wouldn't bother me in the slightest at all." She explained. "Even though I've known about and exploited your crush on me, it doesn't creep me out that you like my milk."

"Wait, you knew about my crush? Did Twilight or Pinkie tell you? Did Photo Finish tell you?"

"No, it was very obvious darling!"

"Oh..." Spike then looked down and twiddled his fingers.

"Don't worry darling I enjoyed all of the times we had together, and did I not give you an representation of my gratitude every time you helped moi?"

"Uh...I guess."

"So now, how's about another example of my gratitude?" Then she put her front hooves behind her head as she shook her udder in Spike's face.

He stared at them and couldn't help but latched his mouth on one of them as he began to suck.

"Fufufu, oh Spike, you're just like a baby, maybe that's because you are a baby. Fufufu."

Spike just stared with un-amused eyes as he continued to suck on her udders.

Trahzo: "Wow, hey dude you think the rating is now from looking at what is basically reverse fellatio?"

Spikerulez302: "Eh, I started this part of the chapter, let's just stick wi..."

"Hey! You 2 go back to your computers and continue to ship Spikey-Wikey with everyone!" Rarity told us.

"What was that?" Spike asked as he pulled his head up.

"Nothing darling, now get back to sucking me off!" She said as she pushed his head back down. 'Yes, suck on it you who...what the? What am I thinking? Spike isn't my personal whore!'

'Damn, this milk is addicting.' thought Spike.

After an hour of sucking on her udders...

"Okay Spike, now that you've had a drink, time to taste my beef tongue."

"Oh man, that pun was so hot!"

Then once their mouths touched...the mare's spell wore off! Allowing Raricow to turn back into Rarity!

"What the?" They said in each other's mouths.

"Th-the spell wore off!" Spike said.

Then Rarity thought back to what the mare said.

"The spell shall wear off only if you kiss the one who truly cares about you, and not your crotch breasts!" Than she slapped herself in the head for missing the most obvious thing since Batman was Bruce Wayne.

"Are you alright Rarity?"

"Yes, though I do wish I were a cow aga..."

*Poof*

"Huh? I wish I was a pony!"

*Poof*

"Rarity, you can now transform at will!"

"Indeed."

*Poof!*

"Now, where were we?" Asked Raricow.

"At the part where you moo into my mouth while I get another taste of your beef tongue?"

Then she pulled Spike in for another make out session, allowing Spike to taste that protein that a growing boy such as himself needs. Oh, and for those of you who think this scene is a load of Bull Shit, fuck you!