Co-written with Trahzo.

We find ourselves on a small boat that had a small dragon with a zebra.

"Oh boy, I can't wait till we make it to SanZebra!" Said Spike while he was bouncing. "I can't wait to learn all about my own heritage from the dragons there."

"You get to experience it 1st hand, just as soon as we hit land." Zecora told him.

"I just hope I can contain myself." he grinned running around the zebra.

"Be still my scaly friend, or all of that energy may come to a quick end."

"Heh, sorry it's just that even though there are dragons in Fillydelphia, not one of them knows anything, they rather not be lumped with the big guys."

"Be calm you must, or you'll be quite the fuss." smiled Zecora at Spike's enthusiasm.

"Okay fine." Spike then sat still.

"Now in order to ensure you stay on the flow, in my bag your candy must go."

Spike & Zecora checked into their rooms during the trip to Sanzebra and decided to just sleep the night away since they wont make it until tomorrow.

It would take the meeting of boat and land to rouse Spike from his sleep as Zecora smiled at the scene of her homeland.

"LAND HO!" The Captain announced.

"What you just call me?!" Said a ghetto mare.

"There it is my precious Sanzebra, now I can introduce you to my ma & pa."

"Whoa!" Spike then looked up at the sky wondering the kinds of safari adventures he could have.

Zecora navigated the way through some of the weeds as Spike made sure to stay close less he get lost. Soon, they made it to Zecora's tribal village and went to her parent's hut.

"Mom, dad, and little brother too, I have returned to our little crew."

"Zecora, it's been so long since we last seen yah." Said her mom.

"Hi, I'm Spike." smiled Spike with a wave of his claw.

"Zecora, why you bring your boyfriend with you? Also, why is your boyfriend so young?" Asked her dad.

"Yeah, he's my age." Said her little brother.

Both dragon and zebra blushed as Zecora tried to stay calm enough to explain.

"In all honesty, he's perfect for Zecora." Said her mom, then her brother & father agreed.

"Mom and dad and little sibling, Spike and I are friends so quit with the stifling."

"I don't know, honey, remember when we over heard little Zecky say out loud that certain entry in her diary?" Asked her mom.

"Yes, it says that she's always wanted to be a dragons bride, and would study everything about them whenever your brother went out hunting." Answered her dad.

"Spike & Sis, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 1st comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an awesome hybrid baby in a baby carriage!"

"Hey! We are not dating, Zecora is just helping me learn 1st hand about my species, and nothing more."

"Aww, look at him defend Zecora, that just proves how much you love her." Said her mom.

Spike let out a sigh of aggravation as Zecora shook her head at her parents and sibling.

"Let's get out of here Spike, I can't take anymore of this spite!"

"Yeah, though with looks like yours, I'm sure when you have a boyfriend, he'll be proud to be with you."

Upon hearing that, she went from Black & White to Red & Blue. Spike laughed at his but quickly clammed-up after she began staring daggers at him. Spike and Zecora walked out of the hut as Zecora tried to keep herself calm enough to return to her original colors.

Later...

"Hey Zecora, are we there yet?"

"Yes we are Spike don't you see? The dragon whom lives there shall help we."

"If you say so." They then enter the cave & meet a huge blue dragon.

"Zecora!" The dragon said in delight.

"It's great to see you again Blue Claw, last time we met you were this small. Blue Claw, this dragon needs help, he needs 1st hand experience the little whelp."

"Say no more, anything for my surrogate mother!"

"Surrogate?"

"Yup. Zecora here has raised me ever since I hatched from my egg."

"What can I say I was in High school, needed some extra dough to get me away from the tools. His parents had to leave on an important migration, so I was in charge of his education."

"Yeah, so little guy, you ready to learn?"

"Hai sensei!"

"Kung fu movies or anime?" Asked Blue Claw

"Both plus Tokusatsu."

"Sweet!" And so, Blue Claw began to teach Spike all that he knew.

Spike trained harder than any pony! Than any Zebra for that matter, even gaining some muscle mass! Zecora noticed this and began blushing at the thought of him as a muscly anthro, her image exactly resembled Beef Spike! After 3 days, Spike had finally obtained a true understanding of his people & is now ready to return to Ponyville to teach his friends about his culture.

Spike and Zecora were at her parent's hut for a celebration dinner over what Spike had accomplished thanks to Blue Claw and Zecora.

"A toast to Spike!" Said Zecora's dad!

"Yeah, congrats our eventual son-in-law."

"Momma! Papa!"

"Shush, we know you like it." Said Blue Claw sitting at the window. "Hey Spike, she's an excellent mother, if you ever decided to have kids, have 'em with her."

"Go to your room, or face some doom!"

"I'm gonna be such a cool uncle when you 2 have kids!" Said her brother.

"Sheesh, your family really wants us to go out." Spike whispered.

"Let us go to bed, before I lose my head." she whispered back.

"Yeah, I feel like turning in also."

"Ooh, making our grandkids right now?" Smirked Zecora's mom.

"Grr...fine, you all asked for this big bother! Blue Claw prepare to be a big brother!"

"Zecora? W-wait Zecora, don't give in to peer pressure!" Surprisingly she managed to drag him to her room, even though he looked like a body builder.

"You may look strong but not a lot of skill, time for Zecora to go in for the kill!"

"Zecora, calm down! Don't let your family get to you!"

"In a few hours you'll be part of the family, so I can finally have them shut-up happily!"

Spike found himself dropped onto her bed as Zecora showed him quite the new positions native to her home.

Blue Claw had to hold onto the house as Spike & Zecora rocked it!

On the boat ride back home, Zecora had decided to let her hair down and lay beside her as she and Spike were resting on deck.

"Wow Zecora, you look so elegant with your hair down."

"Well since I am now baring your child, I want our relationship hot not mild."

"Wait, how do you know you're pregnant? We just did it last night!" he exclaimed.

"I don't know, just a hunch." Then she took a bite out of a questionable looking food. "Now if you'll excuse me I'll be having brunch."

Spike shook his head as Zecora laid her head on his chest while she enjoyed her brunch.

'Well, it was a fun trip!' Spike thought, then he put his claw to her belly, smiling at the fact that he'll be a father.