"ERIS!" cried Twilight with a frustrated look on her face.

Why was the princess of friendship even screaming in the first place?

Simple. She had just gotten washed out of her castle because of an explosion of soap, caused by the goddess of chaos herself who was laughing in the air.

"Fu fu fu fu~! Now, now, princess, no need to be mad~!" Said the deity in a sing song voice.

"Oh really? Is that why you replaced all the sugar with salt?" asked Twilight.

"Yeah, because the salt helps water clean up stuff." Laughed Eris.

"Well Pinkie ate too much and now she's paranoid about sugar now!"

"So what? At least she won't end up fat from all that candy." Pointed out Eris.

"She thinks all sugar is evil!" exclaimed Twilight.

"It is!" came Pinkie's distant voice.

"HA HA HA HA!" Eris couldn't hold it anymore.

"You need someone to discipline you." frowned Twilight.

"Yeah right, like who?" Chuckled the chaos goddess.

Twilight grinned and let out a whistle.

Then both girls saw Spike appearing out of nowhere.

"You whistled?" asked Spike.

Twilight nodded in response. "I need you to try and instill some discipline into Eris." replied Twilight.

"But why?" Spike asked.

"Let's just say I know you can make her see reason." smiled Twilight.

"I see..." Sighed the dragon before asking, "What's in it for me?"

"A map to a special gem depository all for you." smiled Twilight.

"How can I be sure that place exists?!" Spike asked seriously.

"I have the map right here." smiled Twilight holding it with her magic.

Spike took it and checked it with glasses to make sure that it was the real deal before nodding. "Alright, just leave it to me." smiled Spike.

"Oh dear, what’re you gonna do to poor ol' me?" Fake gasped Eris.

"You'll see." grinned Spike as Twilight walked back into her castle.

"I'll leave everything up to you, Spike." Said Twilight before going inside. As soon as Twilight was inside, Spike wiped the sweat from his brow. "I thought she'd never leave."

Eris was confused what Spike meant and saw he had snatched the map Twilight had.

"Fu fu fu fu~! How amusing~" She said while giggling.

"Now then, what kind of pranks did you have planned for the day?" he asked.

"Eh, not so much...just a personal prank towards the remaining element bearers...except Fluttershy, and since I already pranked both Twilight and Pinkie, only 3 more remain." Eris answered with Spike nodding at the end.

"Need some help?"

That actually surprised her, "Why do you want to help me in the first place anyway?"

"I help keep the house clean as her assistant. And seeing Twilight angry is hilarious." chuckled the dragon.

Eris nodded with a grin.

"So, who's next on your list?"

"Rarity." She said, hoping to get a reaction out of him.

"Ooh, this is gonna be good." grinned Spike rubbing his claws together.

"I'll be honest...that wasn't the reaction that I was expecting..." Confessed the goddess.

"What'd you expect?" asked the dragon.

"Dunno, maybe overreacting about defending the lady."

"Oh, about the whole crush thing? I've been over her for a month."

"Seriously? But why?" She asked surprised.

"Let's just say I found someone way cooler."

"Who?" Eris asked.

"I might tell you after we prank Rarity."

"As you wish~!"
Both of them grinned as Eris snapped her fingers and teleported them outside Rarity's boutique.

"Now then, what do we do?" Spike asked curiously.

"Simple. We replace her favorite shampoo with honey, and release a sleeping bear in there."

"...What about adding chicken feathers and bees?" Spike suggested.

"Perfect." grinned Eris as they spotted the unicorn come down the stairs.

"Well then, let's begin!" Said Spike.

They saw her trot towards the bathroom and Eris snapped her fingers, filling her shampoo bottle with honey and teleported a sleeping bear right outside the room.

Spike quickly put a basket full of feathers AND bugs on top of the door while putting the bee hornet in where Rarity would end up.

"3, 2, 1." grinned Eris as Rarity started to exit the bathroom.

Needless to say, the following would traumatize Rarity for the rest of her life...

The bear woke up to the smell of honey as the bees started to come out of their hive, just as the feathers and bugs started falling towards her.

"KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rarity could only scream as the honey was dropped onto her alongside the feather and bugs, making her look like a clown freak.

The bear licked his lips at smelling the honey, causing Rarity to bolt from the creature as it roared and took chase after her.

Soon the bees combined into another bear and joined the real bear into pursuing the unicorn.

Spike and Eris were dying of laughter as Rarity ran off with the real and bee bear right behind her.

"How can this get any better?!" Laughed the dragon.

"Wait til you see what I have planned for Rainbow." grinned Eris.

"What is it?" The dragon asked excited.

"Just wait til we get there." she grinned

Spike sighed before smiling as they went away.

She flew them up to Rainbow's home with Eris holding a can of paint in her claw.

"So what's the plan?" Spike asked.

"She's sleeping inside at the moment, so I'm gonna give her room a little 'makeover'." grinned Eris.

"Which colors you gonna use?"

"Just watch." snickered Eris before flying in and painting the could walls in bright pink.

"Oh...I get it now." Spike chuckled in amusement.

She came out and grinned as the pegasus began to wake up.

"Yawwwn...What a dream..." Said the blue pegasus tiredly.

She got off her bed and began to trot to her bathroom, but noticed something bright around her.

Then she saw her entire room turned into the unholiest of all cool colors; PINK!

(Pinkie: HEY! That was rude!)

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH" shrieked Rainbow.

"HEY! MY COLOR AIN'T UGLY!" Screamed an offended Pinkie from afar.

"MY ROOM!" shrieked the pegasus looking into a mirror and saw her mane and tail were styled like Rarity's.

"HEY!" Cried Rarity as she was running while still being pursued by both bears.

Eris teleported the two of them out of there and landed in a cave before bursting out laughing.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" They laughed until they had to stop for air.

"That just leaves Applejack." chuckled Eris.

"What'll we do to her?" Spike asked.

"I was thinking of making her think all the apples wanted to eat her, and make her seem delusional to anypony she tries to tell." grinned the goddess.

"And what if she then thinks that to stop the apples, she has to eat them all until she faints?" Suggests the dragon.

"Love it!" cheered Eris as they teleported to the farm. Then they reappeared near the apple farm entrance. They hid behind a tree and snickered as AJ started getting ready to buck the trees.

"Now let the fun begin~!" Sang Eris with a smirk.

She snapped her fingers and they watched as the apples fell into the bucket.

AJ meanwhile just panted in satisfaction upon finishing her latest applebucking.

"Hey, what's the big idea!" called a voice close to her.

The earth pony turned around and saw nopony, making her look away confused.

"Down here!" called the voice.

She did as told, but could only see the apples.

"I'm right in front of you!" shouted the voice.

AJ still couldn't understand what was going on...until...

"I'm right here you blind mare!" shouted the apple.

AJ actually jumped back in shock upon hearing that.

"You have bucked me and my siblings for years!" it yelled in frustration.

"A-Ah..." AJ tried to say, but was in shock that an APPLE of all things was talking to her!

"Now we shall take vengeance!" it yelled out as its mouth gained shark teeth.

"W-what do ya mean?!" The earth pony asked in panic.

All the apples started to gain teeth and began to hop towards the mare.

AJ then did the only reasonable thing; go away running like a girl for help.

"Help! The apples are angry!" she shouted as she ran.

But everypony that heard that just looked at her strangely before turning away.

"They want flesh!" she cried at a random mare.

"What do you mean?" Asked a weirded out mare.

"The apples! They're alive!" she cried out.

"What is she talking about?" Asked a stallion to his wife, who just shook her head.

"I think she's losing it." she whispered to him.

The stallion nodded as they watched AJ freak out even more.

"They're evil! They're all evil!" she yelled running through the town and smashing any apple she came across.

"HEY!"

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"MAH FOOD!"

"I need to save everypony here. I WILL NOT LET THEM WIN!" she yelled to the sky.

And with that, AJ went wild and proceeded to eat all the apples that she could find when she saw a pony in a big apple costume.

The pony grew nervous and started to run from the crazy mare.

"HELP!" He yelled in fear.

"I will not let you eat my home!" screamed AJ.

"Yeah right!" Yelled the apples back.

AJ poured on the speed while the stallion was trying to survive.

But then AJ jumped and caught the stallion and began to eat the suit as the stallion barely managed to escape.

She looked like a deranged mare as two royal guards made their way onto the scene.

"What happened here?" Asked one of them.

"She went crazy and started destroying apples!" spoke one of the mares.

"How bad was it?" Asked the other guard.

"She nearly ate me!" exclaimed the stallion who was in the costume that he escaped from.

The guards looked at the stallion in disbelief before they saw many other ponies nod.

"This pony is gonna need help." whispered one of them to the other.

"Yeah, we better capture her now." Said the other back. They used their magic and tied a rope around the mare.

"WHAT THE-?! LET ME GO NAO!" Screamed AJ madly.

"Don't worry, the voices will go away." spoke one of the guards as they dragged her away.

"WAIT! A'H NOT CRAZY! IT'S DAH APPLES!" Snapped AJ in panic.

"Sure it is." spoke the other as they loaded her into a carriage.

And so AJ was sent to a therapist until she could return to normal...

Spike and Eris though, were busting their guts as they rolled on the ground, roaring with laughter.

"D-DID YOU SEE THAT?!" Gasped Spike while laughing.

"I KNOW! SHE'LL BE THERE FOR WEEKS!" laughed Eris.

"Well...now what?" Asked the dragon.

"Now you can tell me who you're crushing on." grinned Eris.

Spike just nodded as he finished laughing.

"Alright, I said I'd tell, and I meant it." he spoke.

Eris was now looking quite expectant as she waited to hear Spike's response.

"She's a funny gal who likes to do things her way, and has a twisted mind."

"Pinkie Pie?" Asked Eris.

"No, but close."

"Seriously, who else could be like Pinkie?" Asked the chaos goddess.

"Who do you think?" asked Spike.

"Celestia in her Trollestia mode?" Said Eris.

"She's my mom, and no." replied Spike.

"Then WHO?!" Eris asked desperate.

"You." smiled Spike poking her nose.

Eris froze up before she shakily asked "M-me?!"

"Yup." nodded Spike with a grin.

Eris then asked him "Why?"

"I already told you the reasons. But I forgot to mention one more thing." grinned Spike.

"What is it?" She asked.

"You looked really cute as a maid." he grinned.

Eris actually blushed upon hearing that. "In that case." grinned Eris snapping her fingers. Now she was wearing the maid uniform with a grin on her face.

"You mean like this?" asked Eris with a grin as she struck a pose.

Spike nodded with a blush on his face.

"Well than." Eris picked Spike up with a grin. "Care for a ride, master~!" she whispered into his ear.

Spike grinned as he nodded.

Eris snapped her fingers and teleported them to her house where she showed him her outfit wasn't just for show.

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