Co-written with Trahzo. Also, he wanted me to mention that Reversalis and Milano Mash helped him get closer to 200 ships.

Spike was humming a tune to himself as it was a rainy day in Ponyville.

Spike then swung around a light post and jumped off of it That's when he heard something faint.

"Huh? What's that?" He followed the cries to an alley. 'Is that who I think it is?' He thought.

He walked down the alley until he saw whom was making the sound. It was the tarnished & destroyed Trixie, who was covering her head with her box home.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Her Shoe Box home!

"Trixie?"

She stopped her crying long enough to look up and spot the dragon. "N-n-no! Stay back! Please don't kill me minion of Twilight!"

"Oh please, if I was a minion then I'd have overalls, goggles, the sims language, and look like POPS cereal." Spike replied. "Also it's Spike."

"Why are you here?" she asked with a frown.

"Well, I was just imitating my favorite movie but then I heard crying, heard it and it lead me to you Trixie. Also. why are you living in a shoe box? I thought you were working at the Pie Family's Rock Farm."

"I lost my job there and lost my cart."

"How?"

"I was gonna go get a *sniffle* snack from their fridge, but then the pile of rocks I was *Sniff!* In charge of fell! *weep!* I crushed both my cart & my boss's wife!"

"What?!"

"Don't worry she'll be fine in a few weeks, but what the doctor said about Cloudy Quartz's condition wasn't enough to quell Igenous Rocks anger! He shot the phrase 'you're fired' at me like a meteor! Now here I am, back in Ponyville where everyone still hates my guts! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Hey shut-up you phony baloney pony my baby grandson is trying to sleep!" shouted an old stallion from an upstairs window.

"Trixie..." Spike felt sorry for her. He walked over and surprised her by pulling her into a hug.

"Spike, what are you..."

"Come with me to the castle, you can stay there until you can get back on your feet. Twilight's busy in Canterlot dealing with something that'll take a lot of months." He explained.

"Spike..." It had been the 1st nice thing that's happened to Trixie in a whole 7 months!

Spike helped her onto her hooves before he led the way to the castle.

Trixie couldn't believe the sight! She knew Twilight had gotten a castle, but she didn't know it was that unbelievable. Spike was tugging the stunned mare.

"Come-on, the warm bath and comfy guest beds are waiting for you Trixie."

Trixie shook herself out of her own trance and followed Spike down the path. He opened the door and took her clothes. "Hey!"

"Relax, I'm just gonna wash these, after that I'll run your bath, and then get a fresh hot piping meal ready with a delectable dessert." Spike told her.

Trixie watched him walk away to clean her clothes and was still stunned, but at how much Spike was being nice to her.

That's when Trixie realized. "Hey wait! Where's my guest room?" She asked as she ran after Spike.

"Right next door to mine in case you need anything."

"Thank you Spike."

"Any time." He said back.

Soon she got into the bath to clean up her fur. It had been a long time since she had a bath that wasn't by Mother Nature's will. She was so happy to know she was soaking in warm water again, but was still confused as to why Spike would do all this for her, she thought they were enemies.

"I thought for sure he would mock me." she muttered to herself.

That's when she had a crazy thought. Paranoid even. Maybe it's all a big prank to make her look like an even larger laughingstock in Ponyville! She then got out of the bath, dried her fur, and exited her room before Spike could prank her, and as soon as she opened the door...

"Bwah!"

"Oh good, you're all cleaned-up. Come-on, I got dinner ready." Spike then took her by the hoof. Trixie was about to teleport, but then she smelled the aroma of a home cooked meal, causing her to quit struggling. Then he opened the doors to the dining room.

"Ta-dah!" Spike presented. "I figured you probably have been eating barely anything, so I prepared a meal fit for a king!"

Trixie's drool flooded the room by one inch.

"Wow, you were hungry. Let's get you to your seat." Then Spike began pushing her towards the table.

She didn't even notice sitting down at the table or feel Spike tie a bib around her neck as she stared at the food.

"Hello?" He began snapping his claws and waving his hand in her face.

"Wuh wuh wubzzy?"

"Oh good you're awake. I was worried I had to feed you like a baby." Spike joked.

Trixie laughed at his remark. "Thank you Spike, this is just what I needed." Then she hugged him, and after the hug, she went ham on the meal. In fac,t I think I saw some ham in that buffet of a meal!

Spike smiled and left her to enjoy her meal in peace.

"Wow, I can hear those nom nom noms from here. I haven't seen a face that happy since filly Twilight."

Spike then flash backed to when filly Twilight came home after a bully teased her. Him & Twilight Velvet had made a extraordinary feast which helped perk Twilight back-up.

"I miss those days, *sigh* now she just eats like a pig without even truly tasting my food." He said to himself.

"Does she really just eat instead of taste your food?" Asked Trixie while using a tooth pick.

"Yeah, she's so busy with being a princess, that she doesn't really appreciate my cooking any..........AH! Where'd you come from?!"

"I want seconds, that meal you made, was extravagant! The taste, the texture, the temperature! All of it was just right. I had to have more!"

"Maybe later."

"Aww..."

"Trixie, you need to get back on your hooves as a performer again!"

"B-but I don't have a stage anymore."

"I'll try to have my friends build you one, but just so you know, in the coming week, we're gonna go through the kind of intense magic training Twilight has went through to learn many spells. Are you ready for this?"

Trixie looked at him with determined eyes. "Yes I am!" She ended with a flare of her nostrils.

"Good!"

Then this theme began playing in the background:
https://youtu.be/nSRjVUm2ruA

"Come-on Trixie! I know you can do it!" Spike encouraged.

Trixie concentrated with all her will and then, she flipped all of the cups over without any breaking!

"Yes!" Went Spike.

"Yes! Yes!" Went M.Bison!

The next day...

"Come-on...hold that water, I'm almost across!" Spike told her.

"I can't hold it!"

"You gotta!"

Then she broke the spell out of exhaustion, causing Spike to swim the rest of the way. "Let's try again!"

The next day...

"Come-on Trixie, this is Twilight's best attack!"

"*Grunt!*"

Then Spike spanked her bottom with a paddle causing Trixie to fire a hyper Kamehameha meha wave! The rest of the week went on as Spike & Trixie trained!

Flyers were all set-up to see Trixie, assisted by Spike in a magic show at the gazebo!

"I can't cast it!"

"Yes you can! Everyone is telling me that they hope you're gonna succeed at this show on Sunday! If you do this, then we'll get enough money to build you a new cart!"

Trixie's eyes then burned with passion! And then casted the spell allowing Spike to run to Bon Bon's home & back to Lyra's home in 2.5 seconds!

"You did it!"

"I did it!"

Then they began hugging and hopping.

"Trixie, you're ready for the show on Sunday night!"

"Thank you Spike."

Then, at the night of the show...

"Fillies & Gentlecolts, thank you for being here at the gazebo!" Pinkie Pie said. "Sure Trixie's tricks were not the best last time she was here, but let's hope she has now become the Humble & Redeemable!"

Meanwhile in the audience...

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Fluttershy said as she took away Angel's yogurt. (I HAD TO DO IT!!!)

"Thank you all for arriving!" Trixie's disembodied voice said from behind the curtains! "It is I, the Great & Powerful Trixie Lulamoon, and accompanying me here tonight, is the Great & Honorable Spike the Brave & Glorious!" Then dark blue velvet curtains opened, revealing Trixie and Spike in Trixie style assistant clothing.

The crowd were intrigued to see Spike as Trixie's assistant and focused. They also prepared their phones to call the cops in case Spike blurts out 'HELP! SHE KIDNAPPED ME!!!' Trixie did amazing tricks, tricks everyone thought she was unable to do because they all thought her magic skill made her the Yamcha of Unicorns, but they stood corrected, as Trixie parted the water from a long swimming pool, to allow Spike to walk across it completely dry. Then, they thought maybe she's a lot better now. Though they still readied their phones in case Trixie really did kidnap Spike & force him into this. So many fantastic tricks, such as turning an entire pyramid of glass cups into a castle, or how they managed to Teleport Angel back home after Fluttershy grounded him! But the most mind blowing trick was when Trixie shot her HYPER KAMEHAMEHA!!! Everyone clapped! The ponies, donkeys, mules, that one griffon named Gustave! It was wonderful for Trixie to hear their claps! She cried tears of joy. She then turned to Spike, and tackled him with a hug! So everyone had made Trixie a new cart.

"So...I guess this is where we part ways?"

"No, let me go with you."

"What?" Trixie stared at the dragon in disbelief.

"I'm sick of Twilight commanding me. I want to travel the world too. So please, will you let me go with you?"

Trixie looked into his determined eyes, and sensed the determination she felt when she decided to become a performer.

"Okay Spike, you may come with me."

"Awesome." grinned Spike.

So the 2 of them became a hit! Making gigs in Baltimare, the =Town, and even Las Pegasus! It was a little awkward for them after a show considering they had to share one bed, but they made do, where Trixie would cuddle Spike like a teddy bear.

It would be a few months later where Twilight came back from Canterlot. But when she came back, ooh boy was she not expecting sad and mad faces. The sad faces were for how Spike abandoned his 1st friend, the mad faces were how much of a bad parent Twilight was.

"Why is everyone looking at me like..." Then she stepped on a flyer. "What's this?"

When she finished reading, her rage became even hotter than Magma Bowser (That'll be Bowser's AWESOME transformation in Skylanders Supercharged.)

"TRIXIE AND SPIKE?!" exclaimed Twilight at seeing their names and pictures on the flier for a show that was happening tonight. Her rage was so powerful that a gigantic spiraling pillar of flames blasted out in the middle of Ponyville!

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" she yelled.

"Twilight, calm down, take a rest, you just got home." Pinkie told her.

"Fine, but when I wake-up, I'm getting Spike back by force!" So she went to bed to sleep on it.

"Should we be worried?" asked Applejack to her friends.

"We should, but Twilight is too OP for us to stop her." Rainbow Dash told them.

"Not me!" Said Pinkie, but that's when she was levitated into the air and her head was repeatedly slammed into the castle wall! "Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!" Then she was let go.

After Twilight's nap, she set off for Spike & Trixie's next show.

Meanwhile in Baltimare, the ponies and midget griffon were enjoying Spike & Trixie's latest show. Spike was letting his flames out as Trixie shaped them into different shapes.

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!" Shouted Twilight from the middle of the audience.

"Twilight?!"

Then Twilight jumped onto the stage.

"Spike The Dragon Sparkle, you are coming home young man!" Then she levitated Spike onto her back. She was about to teleport until Trixie pounced! Cancelling her spell!

"What are you do..."

*PUNCH!*

Then Twilight responded with a headbutt sending Trixie back! Both had gotten up, and began an attack stance.

"Cat fight! Cat fight!" Called out the midget griffon.

Spike sat there and wagged his tail. He's never had girls fight over him before. Then the fight began! Causing everyone to make it rain bits! That's when the fight cloud took Spike in! Eventually the 2 got exhausted from their battle.

"That position is hot!" Called out an earth stallion. Then everyone pulled out their cameras and took pictures while laughing at them! Then, once everyone left...

"Twilight...please let me do this!"

"Yeah Twilight, if he wants to perform, let him perform."

"Then why don't you stay in Ponyville? Doing plays & being hosts for events?" Said Twilight.

"Twilight! I have to expand my talent!"

"Yeah, he can't do that in just one small town." Trixie added.

"Ponyville is big enough for his talents."

"Yeah, but I want to see & travel to places I have not been to yet!"

"But..."

"Ponies have their own destinies while every other species doesn't!" Spike yelled at her with a toothy glare. "I want to figure out my destiny Twilight! Being the ass to everyone's jokes doesn't sound right!"

"But Spike, you're tied to me & our friend's destinies!"

"Yeah, but you're not listening! I WANT MY VERY OWN DESTINY!!!"

The word 'destiny' echoed through the streets, causing the 2 best friends to cry.

"Please Twilight."

"O-okay, just make sure to write."

Then they began hugging while crying! Then pulled Trixie in with them. She awkwardly hugged them both before they all separated.

After all 3 bid farewell, Spike would send Twilight a letter everyday to let her know how he & Trixie were doing. It's always the 1st letter she read before reading her fan mail. Spike told her about how him & Trixie started dating. Twilight expected as much since they are roommates who share the same bed and spoon every night. Then one day, Spike said he & Trixie were coming for a visit on Hearth's Warming and asked to invite Trixie's friends.

"He has something big to tell me? Probably getting married, wait a minute that means I'll get another sister-in-law! Emphasis on sister! I hope they're getting married!"

Soon Trixie and Spike arrived in Ponyville.

As the party was going on and everyone was wearing their gay sweaters, sorry to any gays or lesbians reading this also, Trixie then began tapping a glass with her spoon.

"Attention! Attention!" Said Trixie. "I...I mean we have an announcement."

'Ooh, here it comes!' She thought with starry eyes.

"You see..." Spike then looked at Trixie, and vice versa, then looked back to their friends "We're pregnant!"

Twilight then fainted while smiling.

Everyone cheered, and Twilight cheered as well after Discord splashed a glass of water all over Twilight's face. They all congratulated the brand new family.