Co-written with Trahzo.

After Spike had gotten to the Crystal Empire & was kidnapped by guards, and then being explained how he's their hero, and how he's going to light the torch, he is told that they can enjoy their day at the Crystal Empire before the games begin tomorrow.

"You got that Spike?" Asked Cadence.

*Rattle* *Rattle* *Shake*

"Y-yeah! Sorry, I just had to process all of that data."

"Data?" Questioned Cadence.

"Oh, it's nothing, totally didn't make Spike into a magic babe magnet robot or anything, bye Spike, have fun exploring the empire!" Twilight said as she shoved Spike out the front doors.

"That was strange."

"Indeed, hero." Said the voice of an older mare.

"Oh, I know you, you're Ms.Harshwhinny, hi, what's the haps?" He asked while raising his claw for a high 5.

She stared at the claw in disinterest. "The 'haps' as you put it, is that you must take this seriously. Very few can say they have held such a great honor for the Equestria Games."

"Oh, well excuse me Princess, I didn't know you had no idea what fun was." Then he put his claw down and stared daggers at her.

She replied with a flaming glare.

Spike *Dan's ominous music*

Harshwhinny *Chris's ominous music*

"Mommy, why is that granny looking at our hero like that?" Asked a passing bye filly.

"G-granny? Child how rude, I am no-one's grandmother...or anyone's mother for that matter." Then she bit her lip embarrassed.

"Yeah, because that attitude of yours is dick repellent!"

Then a bunch of Zebras, dark colored ponies, and one goblin all began going: OOOOOOOOH! YOOOOO! OOOOH!! YOOOOOOOOOO!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Then she flared her nostrils and stomped off in a huff.

Spike was glad to have won the argument, but even he had to admit that might have been pushing it a little too far. So he did the logical thing: bolt right after her.

"Hey wait!" He called out.

"What? Feel like giving me some aloe vera after burning me with your dragon's breath?"

"No, I just wanted to apologize, I admit that was going too far."

"Oh really? Because the crowd of ponies, zebra, and one goblin made it seem like a tickle." came her sarcastic remark.

"R-really? I come to say sorry, and you spit my face? Harshwhinny, fuck those guys, if you're refusing to have fun, then allow me to show you how!" Then he took her hoof.

"Unhand me this instant! Help, guards!"

"Look, it's Great & Honorable Spike the Brave and Glorious." Then the guard who sounds like Troy Baker waved.

"Just look at him, taking care of another villain! YOU ROCK!!!" Said the guard who sounds like Johnny Young Bosch.

"Heh heh heh! As you can see, I'm invincible here, field advantage, Spike.

The gang was about to wild but then: "Hey guards, look, gang bangers!

"Not in our town!"

"It's because we're black ins't it?!"

Then a little colt called out: "THAT'S RACIST!!!"

Spike dragged the older mare behind him as the sun began to set, meaning the night side of the Crystal Empire was open.

"Enough, just where are we going?"

"And...here we are." Spike said.

Harshwhinny saw it. "A night club? AKA rape by rufee city?"

"I know, wild right?"

"I fail to see how this place could be fun."

"Well that's because this damn collar of yours is squeezing your neck!" Then he put his claws on her. "Now unbutton this vest, plus let's mess-up this hair!"

"Hey you cut that out right now you ruffian!"

"Hey I ain't a ruffian!"

Then after a while...

"There, now you look a bit sexy! Now come-on, let's get in there, you'll see how fun a night club is, but please make sure to stay close."

Ms. Harshwhinny was not fond of the fact her clothes were strewn open and her hair was frazzled as Spike lead the way. The bouncer let Spike & Harshwhinny in instantly and the ponies and other creatures in line didn't complain at all because everyone respected the hero! They walked down the dark hallway, hearing moaning screams in each room.

"I'm going now." but then Spike caught her by the necklace with one finger.

"Oh-no you're not, you haven't even seen the dance floor yet!" Spike said as he continued to drag her.

She huffed as they made it to the main dancing floor. The beat that played was Zecora & Iron Will's rap battle.

"Wow, the club is really kicking isn't it?"

"I guess..."

"Hey, quit that, now come-on, dance, you'll feel better."

" *Groan!* Fine!"

"Wow Spike your date is quite a bitch." Said Flash Sentry.

"I know, but she's learning how to enjoy herself."

"This is not a date!" she snapped. Then Ms. Harshwhinny left for the bar!

"An Applejack Danial's, on the rocks!" She said to the bartender.

"Excuse me, but why do you refuse to have fun?"

"Leave me be Mr. The Dragon!" Then her drink arrived. She was about to take it but then Spike grabbed it 1st! "Give that back!"

Spike then evaporated the drink! "Now come with me!"

Spike and Harshwhinny were back on the dance floor.

"Come-on, shake those hips!" Harshwhinny did as Spike told her, then she began dancing to the music.

"Huh? What's going on with my body?"

"Your body is goin with the flow." replied Spike who was grooving to the beats.

Soon Harshwhinny began smiling. "Sp...Spike, I'm I'm..."

"Having fun?"

"Yes!" Then she took Spike with her to the bar, bought a drink, took it into her mouth, then made the drink go into his mouth.

"W-wait, Ms.Harshwhinny, I'm still a minor!"

"Didn't you say I had to have fun?" she countered with a grin.

"Yes, I did say that but..."

"Well, let's go have loads of it!"

Then the entire screen went dark as the music and roars of the crowd came to a halt.

The next morning...

Harshwhinny groaned as she rubbed her head. She was currently waking up on a bed that was put in the club so party goers could crash there for the night.

"What happened last night, ow my head..." Then she looked to side to see Spike sleeping next to her. He had a smile on his face as random images of last night came back to her.

"Oh Bonnie Zecherle no!" Then she put her hooves on her face while sitting at the edge of the bed.

Her outcry of distress roused Spike from his sleep.

"Huh?" Spike saw Ms. Harshwhinny's crying.

"I can't believe I corrupted a minor!"

Then Spike hugged her from behind. "Don't feel bad, I know a bunch of ponies who've corrupted minors, Flitter & Cloudchaser corrupted my buddy Rumble, Button Mash got corrupted by his mom, even Princess Celestia becomes a little Molestia at times."

"But what if the public were to see me like this with you?"

"It's fine, the press from other parts of Equestria don't arrive until like 10PM and right now it's 5PM, and if any of the press here were to see us like this, the headline would be hero getting laid."

"But I've always stayed under control. And now you probably regret doing such a thing with me." she muttered looking down.

Spike's eyes then darted to the left. "I admit, my 1st drink wasn't how I thought it would be, and well my 1st time was a bit unexpected, but hey that's reality, everything isn't what you'd expect it would look like in your head. I don't hate you for doing that stuff to me, I wanted you to enjoy yourself, and I succeeded."

"That doesn't change the fact we crossed a line that can't be undone."

"Are you seriously still on this? Come-on, ruining this morale isn't too bad now is it? I mean come-on Trahzo hates a certain genre of porn but will make exceptions to that morale sometimes."

"Umm, should you really be saying that?"

"Point being...that sometimes it's okay to break your own rules."

"I guess so."

"Great, now come with me to the castle, I'm gonna make you breakfast." Then he pinched her flank before hopping out of bed.

She blushed at the pinch before following the dragon.

Once they exit the bar, many of Spike's fans cheered & chanted: Yeah Spike, get some! get some!

"See, they don't care if it was adult & child, they only care that it was the hero getting laid! Am I right?!"

Then the crowd cheered even more!

"I am surrounded by idiots Mr. the Dragon."

"Play your cards right, and I might make you Ms. the dragon."

She blushed as he winked at her before putting her serious face on. "W-well, after breakfast, I'll be departing...hope to see you at the lighting of the torch on time Mr. the dragon"

"I hope to see you there too, future Mrs. the dragon."

She shook her head with a blush. What had she gotten herself into?