We currently find ourselves in a tavern. This particular one had a small young dragon sitting on one of the bar stools, drinking glass after glass of apple cider, trying to get rid of the pain. For those of you who are complaining about him being too young for something like that, let me remind you that this is fiction. For all you know, I could be the muffin man.

"Where's the muffin!" yelled Derpy breaking the fourth wall.

Not here! Whew. Anyways, our young lad Spike here was drowning his sorrows for a good reason. Let's listen in.

"I can't believe she did that. I work hard for her all these years, and she doesn't even bother to let me off easy. She just calls up some random stallion and suddenly she's got a coltfriend! I'm done with dating!" yelled Spike slamming his glass down.

"Easy there. Those glasses are strong, but you might actually break them." replied a mare next to him. He turned his head and saw the mare had a web plum colored coat, raspberry pink mane and tail, and a cutie mark with a strawberry and grapes.

"And how do you know that?" questioned Spike.

"I come here a lot. Usually because the stuff they sell here is really good." replied Berry who held up a glass and downed it in one gulp. After wiping her mouth, she turned to a surprised Spike. "Yeah, I get that reaction a lot."

"Heh, that's nothing. I once drank a whole barrel on a dare, didn't get tipsy even a little." boasted Spike draining his mug.

"Oh really? Care for a little competition?" challenged Berry.

"You're on. Hey bartender, keep'em coming!" shouted Spike dropping a large bag of bits on the counter. The stallion gladly filled both their glasses up and they clanked them together and chugged them to begin the game.

(10 minutes later)

"And I tried to get her to notice me, but does she? No, she sees me as a little kid." replied Spike.

"Sounds like a total cow to me." replied Berry.

"Yeah, and all she does to reward me is with gems. I like the damn things, but is a kiss on the lips too much to ask for?"

"You're preaching to the choir my friend." this came from Link who was sitting with Mario, both knowing the feeling all too well.

"You just need to go out there, and find a new gal." replied Berry.

"You know what? You're right." Spike downed his next mug and kept up the conversation.

(20 minutes later)

"And so I bumped into this total douche, and he thinks he can get lucky just cause I'm plastered. You want to know what I did? I bashed the bottle over his head and had a flock of bees sting him after he fell into a barrel of honey." chuckled Berry who was beginning to feel the effects of all the cider.

"HAHAHAHA! My Celestia, that is funny!" chuckled Spike hitting the counter.

"I wish I could have done that to a certain pink haired bitch!" Growled a drunken Naruto, who was at a table with a female Kyubi (Who looked like a red renamon with 9 tails), Ragna the bloodedge and Celica Mercury! "I mean, I fought an entire war and defeated a bitchy goddess to save my world, but she like everyone just fawns over that goddamn Uchiha scion! Heck, that's why I left that world and I'm here now!" Spike and the other male looked at Naruto in pity, knowing that feeling.

"Don't worry Naru-Kun, I appreciate what you've had done~!" Kurama said as she held him, making the blonde smile as everyone cheered!

"You think you had it bad?! Not that I blame you but I can't find a lady for me..." Ragna sighed as he drank a whole barrel before continuing, "I was constantly harassed by a vampire bunny bitch that shooted lightning and smartass things at me, then a girl that reminded me of my sister and blasted me with guns because of her shyness, and don't get me started on that other girl that looks like my sister and is a sword throwing yandere that stabbed me when I saved her!" Everypony flinched. And yes, even the author. "And after being pursued by everyone in my world I faked my death and came here to start a new...but I didn't expect Celica to follow me...at least she's nice to me..."

"Ragna, please calm down..." Celica pleaded as he looked at her before nodding and saying, "You're the only one that understands me..."

"Yeah, and just as they said right now Spikey, you're not the only one suffering..." Berry Punch blurred out as Spike nodded in happiness.

"You're right! Now let's forget those bitches and cheer up!" Everypony laughed in cheer and drank again.

And so, every single pony, and interdimensional beings, partied all night while getting stone cold plastered.

"Hey Berry. you know what? You were soooo right. If anything, your the kind of mare I can enjoy being around." replied Spike who was slurring his words, but was able to get the most important ones out.

"Thanks Spike. You are one heck of a drinker, but I'm still the best." replied Berry with pride.

"Well, I am the best dragon at one thing." replied Spike holding up a single claw.

"And what's that?" asked Berry.

Spike leaned in close to her ear and said, "Magic fingers."

"Ohh, then let's see it, Dragon boy~!" Berry grinned as she and Spike left towards the guest room, and soon many moans were heard as everyone cheered for the new couple before some others like Naruto and Ragna were dragged by their female companions and more moans were heard.

"Perhaps I should have gone with Midna...or even Hilda..." Link said as he sighed, and Mario nodded because he wanted a serious relationship as well...maybe Rosalina?

And so the party ended with many new couples being born, and the typical drunken/knocked out pony and some smashed things due to a small bar fight. But inside the room Spike and Berry Punch were happy sleeping together.

(omake)

We now find ourselves at the wedding of Spike and Berry Punch. After their little 'session', the two of them began to date and it soon turned into a full relationship. It was a week ago that Spike proposed, and here they were. All of their friends were there, including all the interdimensional beings that were at the bar when they hooked up.

"And so, if there is anyone here who objects to this union, speak now, or forever hold your tongue."

"I object! This is is crazy. A pony and a dragon? Have you all gone bat-" the pony was instantly crushed by a combination of Naruto, Ragna, and Mario's signature attacks. Heck, even Kurama grew to her full biju form and stamped on the poor bastard.

"I'll take that as a no." replied Celestia. "Now, you two may kiss."

Spike instantly held Berry close to his face and they both locked lips as everyone cheered. While they were heading to the carriage, Berry tossed the bouquet, which landed in Kurama's hands. she gave Naruto a seductive look before they both began their own make out session.

The word scion is the same as using the word 'spawn'.