Spike was snoring in his bed as he was in the middle of a happy dream.

Spike was dreaming of...wait, this isn't his usual dream, where's the ice cream fields, the variants of Rarity, the giant gem mountain?

"Am I having a bad dream? Ha, alls I gotta do is wake-up." Before he could pinch himself, he heard crying. "Huh?" He looked around the dark dank place. "Hello?"

He kept hearing the crying get louder and tried following. "Who ever you are, don't worry, I'll save you!" Spike then was met with a creature as tall as his knee. It was a black mass that seemed to float there and was shaking a little.

"Whoa...are you the Tantibus?"

"Ah! Who are you?!" it jumped and shied away from Spike.

"Uh..."

"*Gasp!* You're that hunky buff knight riding the meowing pegasus...what happaned? Did you lose all your power as well?"

"Actually that was just what I imagined myself as. This is what I really look like, but yeah, that's me."

"Aw, you're cute, not handsome? I prefer handsome."

"*Groan.*"

That's when brains rained down but were stopped. "What the?" They looked to their right to see Max fighting Minus. "How did we crossover to the Sharkboy and Lavagirl movie?"

"I loved that movie."

"Anyways, feel like coming home with..."

And then we see Kirby fighting Nightmare and NiGHTS fighting Reala, and a trainer playing games with Pokemon in the dream world and then catching them later when he or she wake-up and then see Mario and an army of Luigis fighting Antasma's minions.

"Things are getting way out of hand with these references, let's get outta here!"

"I can't!" cried the floating form.

"Why not?"

"Because I need to be at the highest point to cut a hole and then escape." She explained.

"Well since this is a dream, I can help you."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Don't mind me, I'm just playing through." Said Freddy Krueger who walked by to find the dream of his next victim.

"Uh, so how can you help me?"

"This is a dream, I can do anything, watch!" Then Spike transformed into Beef Spike, which the Tantibus quickly darted at, she then began rubbing herself all over his muscles.

"Yup." Said Patrick Star, riding his kiddy ride.

"Mmmm, so firm." she purred feeling the muscles.

"Uh...okay, hang tight, I'll get us outta here in a jiff."

"Mmm... take your time." It said as it began kissing his chest.

Spike then flew upwards as Batman battled against Mad Hatter's mind control. He drew his lance before making a long cut in the sky. "There."

"Th...thank you..."

"Spike, and...please don't destroy the world."

"Are you kidding? I'm free because of you! I am in some life debt now and I ain't gonna leave!" She then kissed Spike on the lips and flew into the tear.

He blushed before his dream started fading and he woke up. "Huh?" He then felt a tiny thing hugging his belly "Tantabus?"

"Yes?"

"You're so cute...sadly the others can't know about you."

"Don't worry, I understand.

"You do?"

"Yeah, I can live here in your room, like a shelf waifu."

He blushed while she slid down from the bed and onto the bookshelf.

"But even though I'll live this secret life, please feed me and show me love."

"Like a changeling?"

I won't eat your love, I just want love, as for food...got anything to eat?"

Spike then looked to his right and noticed some candy in a bag. "Like Jelly Beans?"

"Those should work."

Spike then gave it some. "Alright Tantabus...according to the bag, this should be Lemon, this should be Coca Cola, this should be Sea Salt ice cream, and...nevermind this brown one." He then threw it into the garbage."

"What flavor was that?"

"Poop...rabbit poop."

"Bleh!"

"Yeah...well, here, have the rest of these."

"Thank you Spike." Then as she ate. "Now how will you show me love?"

"Hmm, how about this?" he moved his claw over and tried petting the Tantibus.

It tingled from that. "Hmmm, that feels nice."

And so, it continued like that, Spike would feed it candy, and then pet it. The Tantibus received and at times gave back love, like when Spike was crying in his room because Rarity got a new boyfriend. Tantibus licked his tears and kissed his cheeks, but would swiftly duck under the pillow whenever Twi or Starlight came in.

Right now he was napping on his bed while the Tantibus took her own nap and seemed to bristle to show she was snoring silently.

Spike then awoke with a depressed sigh.

"Spike? What's wrong?"

"A social event is coming up and...I wanna show up that upstart of a boyfriend that Rarity has."

"How so?"

"I want a sexy goddess of a mare to be my date and steal all of the attention."

"Aren't you a prince? Won't it be easy to find someone?" But then it realized. "Hey! I'm your waifu! Take me with you!"

"Wait, since when did you officially become a waifu?"

"Since I started staying here, don't you remember?"

"Technically you called yourself that, I just never corrected you."

"Aww, but you've been feeding and loving me everyday."

"Same could be said about a pet."

"Come-on Spike, I gotta give back after all the love you've given me."

"How? You're..."

Then the Tantibus turned into the sexiest mare he's ever laid his eyes on. She had purple fur with a long mane and mane that flowed like her first form. Her eyelashes were curled perfectly and her dark blue eyes shined. Her legs and torso were like that of a supermodel and her lips were so succulent. Spike then put his hands on his private to hide his boner.

"So, what do you think?"

"Uh...can you turn around?"

She then did as he said, her flank was big and curvy.

"You're perfect..."

"Thanks Spike."

Then Spike checked out his bedroom door and the went back in. "Alright Tantabus, I want this to work, but 1st we need to make our relationship known, we need to make fake sex as Twilight and Starlight walk by, and then after, you walk out, shocking them with your beauty."

"Ooh, I like it." That's when she pushed Spike onto the bed.

"Hey now, remember, fake, we can just make loud moans."

"I know, I just like getting into my role."

Meanwhile, Twilight and Starlight were making their cues. They walked by the door and heard some odd noises.

"Spike?"

"I'm busy." He then continued to fake moan.

"Why?"

"He's got company, hot sexy company!"

Both blushed as they heard louder moans in response.

"Well...it's great to know you've moved on from Rarity..."

And then they heard Spike and Tanabus fake screaming.

"Let's just leave them be."

And that's when Tantibus exited the door. "Phew, 5 rounds, you're an awesome boyfriend!" She then pretend noticed Twilight & Starlight. "Oh, you must be Spike's friends."

'How did Spike get a fricking hot mare like this?!'

"Great to meet both of you." she smiled.

"Uh..."

"Well, if you'd excuse me, I'm heading to the showers to wash off all of this sweat." She walked past them.

The both of them couldn't believe it.

"What should we do Twilight?"

"Well...it's good to see Spike moved on from his crush on Rarity, let's not stop her."

"Alright."

Inside Spike was relieved to hear they bought it. 'Alright Tantibus, next we gotta introduce you to all of my friends.' He thought.

Later on...

Spike and Tantibus then decided to show some signs of affection to each other in public. Like cuddling and hugging the other while they walked. Even saying sweet things to each other.

"They're doing it wrong." Said a passing by stallion. "They're gonna make everypony sick."

Then they even started pecking each other's cheeks.

"Is this taking it too far with the rouse?"

"Nah, as I said, I'm your waifu, so please, kiss me anywhere and everywhere."

"If you say so."

"Uh...Rarity?" Asked her boyfriend. "You okay?"

"Is that Spike...with a mare...that's more gorgeous...than me?"

He then turned around. "Damn, she blows your looks away!"

"This can't be real, come!" She and him walked over to the two.

"Hey Rarity."

"Good day Spike...who is this?"

"I'm his girlfriend."

"And your name is?"

'Crap! We didn't discuss a fake name!' panicked Spike.

"I am Nighttime Misty."

"Well I've never met you before, are you new in town?"

"Yes I am, I'm not even from Equestria, I'm from a land somewhere over the seas."

"And she's a model." spoke up Spike.

"What?!"

"Spike, I'm not a model, at least not yet."

"Not yet?"

"Yeah, I need to find an audition, then my career can finally take off."

"But she is technically a candidate to be princess from her land."

Rarity then felt small.

"And what do you do?" she asked Rarity.

"Well, I make fabulous clothing, mostly dresses."

"Ooh, can I try some on, I want to at least practice modeling dresses."

"Sure, come by later."

"Wow, thank you Rarity, hopefully I won't disappoint!" But before Tantibus and Spike could leave.

"Wait!"

"Huh?"

"What now Rarity?"

"Oh-no, this is for Misty, Spikey, you run along."

Spike raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Anything you can say to her, you can say to me." Spike told her.

"Very well then..." Then he sweet face turned into a sneer. "I do not believe you're dating Spike, babysitting him yes, but, and I do not mean to be rude...there is no way Spike found a mare of your beauty."

"Rarity...how could you say that?"

"And how is that hard to believe?" growled the Tantibus.

"He couldn't sway me to see him that way, how did he do it successfully to someone prettier than me?"

"Maybe because you're just too blind to see how great he is." spoke Tantibus with her nose up.

"How dare you? Spike is but a child, he may be able to get some pony age appropriate like Diamond Tiara, but I don't believe he could have someone like you.
"
"Now Rarity, please calm down." Said Rarity's boyfriend.

"I think we're done here." growled the Tantibus.

"No, we're..."

"Yes we are Rarity, sorry about her."

Then they turned and walked away.

'Wow, Tantibus is...so sweet to me...'

"Uh! Such an arrogant cow." frowned Tantibus. Then she noticed Spike and hugged her. "Don't worry Spike, when we get home, we can fuck for real."

"Woah easy there. We're just pretending, remember?"

"Yeah."

"It's fine, you don't need to make me feel better...the pain will heal eventually...like other times..."

She frowned and pulled him in a tighter hug. She then turned into mist and carried him back to his room with her magic. She then tucked Spike into his bed. "If you wanna talk, your waifu is always here in the shelf." Tantibus said as it shrunk and went to it's spot on the shelf.

"Thanks." he smiled.

Spike didn't leave his room, not even to eat, but nevertheless, he had candy and love for Tantibus to spare, eventually...

"That's it young man, either you get outta there, or Big Mac is shattering the door!"

"I don't wanna!"

"Big Mac?"

"Eeyup!"

That's when...

"Stop!"

"Nighttime Misty, great timing, go in there and sex Spike-up so he can come out!"

"Gladly." She then opened the door and went in.

"What do you want?"

"I want a real relationship this time, so we're doing it for real!"

"What?"

That's when she pounced him on the bed and then...

Twilight and Big Mac blushed as she shut the door.

Loud moans and sounds of the bed shaking and creaking were heard.

"Spike!"

"Nighttime!"

The princess and farm hand left as the sounds stopped.

Then a loud scream echoed through the castle!

"I think Spike is pretty happy again..."

Spike & Tantibus were panting.

"Wow." spoke the dragon.

"Yeah, you're awesome, let's see if you can go 4 more rounds."

"What?"

Then they got under the covers. Soon the room was filled with even more moans.

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