Split-pea Sprakle ddecided to walck through gourdvile beecuse she needer to go to teh store to get the food so that she coukd surivev. "Oh boy I wondor how many bits from my hard drive this food will costs?" accused Ms. sprkel!!!1 She then proceededed to make love to the ground because it will make the fanfic more interesting. Typed a smug-faced Aurthur A. Author. "This fan fiction is now much more interesting!" exclaimed Aurthur. "I will first win over the hearts of thousands of fanfic readers from all over the internet! I will then, through subliminal messaging, make my undying fans take over the world!" He then let out a dispicable cackle, which prompty echoed throughout the overly large ceiling, in Arthur's new home. "Now back to writing!"

After purchasing her groceries, Split-pea wondered about what just happened. "That was odd, why did I act like that?" she thought to herself. She was a very sensable vegetable, but what just happened was beond her explaination. Split-pea Sparkle suddenly felt very peculiar, as if something was trying to breach her mind. Before she could react, she had been taken over again.

Spilt pae then toook the groceries back to the trre Libray so she could make some yummy foods. She tthen realize that all teh cloooipers would wants omething interersting so she decided to have vege-sex with all of the foos. After doijg so she said "I am the best character evver!" and made the foods. and then she eated it alll.

After writing this, Arthur decided it was time for a break.

"Hmm," thought Mr. Arthur A. Author, "my fan fiction is losing interest. I, as a good fanfic writor, should make a change to make the story more interesting." He pondred many different ideas until it finally hit him. As soon as the light bulb flew through Arthur's second story window, and hit him on the head, he got the idea. "I've got it! I'll add suspence to make my fan fiction more interesting!" He then set to work.

Radihs dash was wakling thru her clopud homke house to get a drink, when she heard the sound off rattllign. She, verrry suspencfuky, walked down the hallwaty. Then, all of a suddern, a skeleton popped out! Radish dach screamed! unfrounantly for her, in cliuds, nopny can heear you screem!

Fortuneatly, Potato Pie heared teh scream because she was bussty stalking n Radisssh. She said "I'm coming for you becaase thatts wut good freinds ddo!1" But it was tooo latee, for Radishh Dahs had been etan by th sklekiton. And then ther e was a wring on the fone and poatao ansered it. The voice apon the phone said "I'm not who you thinng i'm" causing Potatot Pie to exclaim "THEN WHO WAS PHONE??" and then Arthur stopped putting in Creepypasta refefrenses.

The skrak swimmed at over 9020% faster then the recodr for everyonne. It was hunggry for cellry so it sneaked up to Celereyajck and went to eated her. "Oh my howdy ain't an y'al! I don't want to bea eatn!!!" And then the shark atee the vegestable.... It was tasty./

Split-pea Sparkle decided to figure out what was causing these wierd personallity changes. She immediatly ran into a house she didn't recognize, and knew inside that this was the place. She used her magic to blast through the door. One of the wooden fragments became lodged into Arthurs skull, killing him instantly. "Now that that's taken care of," said Split-pea, "I can finally finish my book!" then everyone who didn't die had a nice, end of the fanfic, laugh.

But then a giant hand came down and ate all of the characters!

The End!