It was a fine Summers' evening in the world of Vegquestria, and all of the happy vegetables were going along with their busy days. "Howdy," Said Celeryjack to Split-pea Sparkle, who was sitting out on the Library balcony, "what're ya'll doin'?" "Reading a very interesting book called 'Vegetarians', it's a horror story." Replied Split-pea. Celeryjack had just been walking back to the Celery family nutrient farm, after a hard day of selling nutrients to hungry vegetables, and had decided to have a conversation with her book-vegetable friend. "Would you like to come inside?" Asked Split-pea. "Potato Pie was going to stay here for the night, she should be around soon." "Sure!" Replied Celeryjack.

Meanwhile, Potato Pie was skipping along the path to the Gourdville Library, passing several vegetables as she did so. Suddenly, when she was getting close to the Library, she bumped into Radish Dash. "Hey! Wat-" started Radish Dash, "Oh, I didn't realize it was you. Hi Potato Pie!" Finished Radish. "Hey Radish!" Said Potato Pie, "I was just heading over to Split-peas' place. Wanna come?" "Well, I didn't have anything else to do, so sure!" Replied Radish.

When Potato Pie and Radish Dash arrived at the Library, they were greeted by Split-pea Sparkle and Celeryjack. "Howdy!" Exclaimed Celeryjack. "Come on in." Said Split-pea. The two vegetables went into the Library and sat down. The four vegetables then went on to enjoy the rest of the evening together. Talking about the next Harvest Festival, when all the baby vegetables are born, and about Potatos' latest prank, involving a bottle labeled 'Vegetable Oil'. After Celeryjack and Radish Dash had left, Potato Pie got into a dirt-filled pot, and Split-pea Sparkle into her pea pod, and they both went to sleep.

But then the author realized this fiction was horrible and became a character. (Because the author was smart and noticed that you're not allowed to have authors notes on FiMFiction.net) This new character, "Mr. Arthur A. Author," then discovered the Typewriter of Full Control of The Story, which was cleverly hidden behind a rock in the middle of nowhere. Arthur then exclaimed "This fan fiction is not long enough to be posted, so I must attempt to finish it, in an interesting manner!"

And then this was a troll fic. (But it still wasn't funny)

Split-pea Sprakle ddecided to walck through gourdvile beecuse she needer to go to teh store to get the food so that she coukd surivev. "Oh boy I wondor how many bits from my hard drive this food will costs?" accused Ms. sprkel!!!1 She then proceededed to make love to the ground because it will make the fanfic more interesting. Typed a smug-faced Aurthur A. Author. "This fan fiction is now much more interesting!" exclaimed Aurthur. "I will first win over the hearts of thousands of fanfic readers from all over the internet! I will then, through subliminal messaging, make my undying fans take over the world!" He then let out a dispicable cackle, which prompty echoed throughout the overly large ceiling, in Arthur's new home. "Now back to writing!"

After purchasing her groceries, Split-pea wondered about what just happened. "That was odd, why did I act like that?" she thought to herself. She was a very sensable vegetable, but what just happened was beond her explaination. Split-pea Sparkle suddenly felt very peculiar, as if something was trying to breach her mind. Before she could react, she had been taken over again.

Spilt pae then toook the groceries back to the trre Libray so she could make some yummy foods. She tthen realize that all teh cloooipers would wants omething interersting so she decided to have vege-sex with all of the foos. After doijg so she said "I am the best character evver!" and made the foods. and then she eated it alll.

After writing this, Arthur decided it was time for a break.

"Hmm," thought Mr. Arthur A. Author, "my fan fiction is losing interest. I, as a good fanfic writor, should make a change to make the story more interesting." He pondred many different ideas until it finally hit him. As soon as the light bulb flew through Arthur's second story window, and hit him on the head, he got the idea. "I've got it! I'll add suspence to make my fan fiction more interesting!" He then set to work.

Radihs dash was wakling thru her clopud homke house to get a drink, when she heard the sound off rattllign. She, verrry suspencfuky, walked down the hallwaty. Then, all of a suddern, a skeleton popped out! Radish dach screamed! unfrounantly for her, in cliuds, nopny can heear you screem!

Fortuneatly, Potato Pie heared teh scream because she was bussty stalking n Radisssh. She said "I'm coming for you becaase thatts wut good freinds ddo!1" But it was tooo latee, for Radishh Dahs had been etan by th sklekiton. And then ther e was a wring on the fone and poatao ansered it. The voice apon the phone said "I'm not who you thinng i'm" causing Potatot Pie to exclaim "THEN WHO WAS PHONE??" and then Arthur stopped putting in Creepypasta refefrenses.

The skrak swimmed at over 9020% faster then the recodr for everyonne. It was hunggry for cellry so it sneaked up to Celereyajck and went to eated her. "Oh my howdy ain't an y'al! I don't want to bea eatn!!!" And then the shark atee the vegestable.... It was tasty./

Split-pea Sparkle decided to figure out what was causing these wierd personallity changes. She immediatly ran into a house she didn't recognize, and knew inside that this was the place. She used her magic to blast through the door. One of the wooden fragments became lodged into Arthurs skull, killing him instantly. "Now that that's taken care of," said Split-pea, "I can finally finish my book!" then everyone who didn't die had a nice, end of the fanfic, laugh.

But then a giant hand came down and ate all of the characters!

The End!