A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues.
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Handy is not a happy man at the best of times.
He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.
For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.
Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.
Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.
Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.
All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?
Rated teen for harsh language and minor violence
Incomplete
Adventure
Comedy
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75 Chapters:
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Prologue - A bad start to a bad day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 1 - The meat of the issue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 2 - Machina Ex Deus [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 3 - Hearts and Hooves day [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 4 - Home is where the heart is [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 5 - Questionable motives [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 6 - Unforseen Consequences [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 7 - Heavy Metal [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 8 - The Equestrian Express [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Diplomatic Affairs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Chapter 9 - Uncomfortable Discoveries [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 10 - On a Wing and a Prayer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 11 - Taking Stock [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 12 - Its always Sunny in Canterlot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 13 - An interview at Twilight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 14 - A Quiet Moment. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 15 - The Colour of Silence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 16 - Canterlot's Close [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Unprepared [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 17 - Down in Griffon Town (Revised) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 18 - Regrettable Decisions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 19 - A Rock and a Hard Place [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Uncanoned - April Fool's Day: Souls of Darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 20 - Services Rendered [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 21 - Fun with Feudalism [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 22 - A Happy Occasion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 23 - First Impressions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 24 - The Lion, the Witch and the Warning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 25 - The Colour You Bleed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 26 - Blood and Thunder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 27 - Fire and Water [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Fairy Tales [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 28 - A Dark Reflection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 29 - Lost and Found [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 30 - The norm, not the exception [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 31 - Hart in hand [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 32 - Never split the party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 33 - A Vision in White [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 34 - A Song and Dance [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 35 - The Lady of the Lake [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 36 - A Short Story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Uncanoned - April Fool's Day: Pool's closed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Interlude - Sands, Shores and Simple Things. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Chapter 37 - Ghosts and Ghouls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 38 - Friends in Low Places [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 39 - Chains of Blood [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 40 - Odds, Ends and Errands [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 41 - A Farewell to Carrickmore [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 42 - Cat's Paw [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 43 - Rolling Thunder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 44 - Ticket to Ride [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Royal Pains [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 45 - A Load of Bull [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 46 - Away with the Faeries [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 47 - The Hollow Queen [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 48 - Sleight of Hand [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Children of Men [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 49 - A Spot of Tea [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 50 - Don't Shoot the Messenger [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 51 - Homecoming [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 52 - Colour to the Blind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 53 - The Prince and the Pauper [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 54 - Better the Devil You Know [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 55 - Pinkie Promise [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Interlude - Warm Hearts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 56 - A Warm Welcome [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 57 - Building Bridges [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 58 - Pebbles and pitfalls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 59 - The Gauntlet [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 60 - The Price of Hubris [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Chapter 61 - Mending Hearts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Interlude - Questions and Answers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Uncanoned - Licence and Registration [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Chapter 62 - Living with Logistics [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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Chapter 63 - Cold Comforts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 26th, 2014
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