I stared at a list of thestral noble houses as I walked down to the train. "...Man...I keep having to remind myself that I was a fucking babysitter about a week ago."

Foxglove bumped my side, "You basically still are. Only now it's not just foals, its a town of people that may try to kill you."

I started laughing weakly as the train chugged into the station, "So what you're saying is, nothing's changed." The train slowed to a halt, four cars stopping along the undersized station. I knelled down, giving Foxglove a quick kiss, "Now go...and get those things off your teeth."

Foxglove let out a pleased coo and turned to the train, flashing her braces at me, "I plan to. In case you couldn't tell...they really, really, really suck."

I saw her off, walking back to the other cars and spotting several ramps lowering. Little by little the ramps were filled with yet more workers, and a few familiar faces carrying my foals. "Alright everybody! Castle nursery's been refurbished, just keep hold of who you got and-- Holy shit." I stopped dead as I spotted my sister walking down from a ramp, her right eye bright but left still the usual dull of a normal human's. "Jenifer! God damn it, what did I say!?" I charged over to her, nearly bowling her over, "Why!?"

She looked me up and down, "Well hello to you too...."

I grabbed her by the sleeves, "Why- your eyes, you didn't!"

Jen pulled free, her black ponytail wagging in the breeze, "I asked first. I mean, I got an offer to go to school here, and I couldn't pass that up! Board and everything, it's like a prep school!" She smiled wide, a single fang jutting from her top jaw, "And I got to hang out with this little guy." She bounced Wayne in her arms, "Cutest little thing with four legs!"

I clasped my hands to my face and let out an animalistic growl, "Why!?"

Jen pushed Wayne into my arms, "Because I can do what I want! Oh, and I made out with a mare!"

I felt my face burning with pure rage, "You're seventeen!"

"And?" she cocked her hips and pouted, "See, I knew that would make you mad."

I took a deep breath, "So wait...you didn't?"

She shook her head, "Oh no, I did. She was so nice...flirty...I met her when I went to pick up little Wayne--"

"Holy fuck! Little cream and blue bisexual!?"

Jen laughed nervously, "You know her?"

I held Wayne in my left arm, grabbing my head with my right, "Aaaaaaaugh, god! Why!? She's twenty freaking two...."

"And I got to--"

I raised my hand high, "So help me god Jen, if you say one more thing I will put you right back on that fucking train!"

She glared at me, "You gonna hit me?! I sucked on her tongue, letting her--" I cut her off, slamming my palm against her ass to an insanely powerful degree. She ran past me, screaming like a maniac, "Fucking, ow!" She clutched her ass and ran in a dainty circle around me, "Jesus Ben, that-- Fuck!"

"Be glad dad didn't fucking hear you say that!" I calmed down, letting her run around like a chicken, "Wayne...how ya doing?"

He smiled at me, sinking his teeth into my arm, "Happy...."

I rubbed his ears and turned to the slowly growing fleet of foals, "Alright everyone, follow the main road! There should be a dork with a blue mane at the top of the hill waiting for you." I handed off Wayne to a careful mare and turned to the train.

The grade school foals looked extremely nervous. I spotted Castor in the small herd and walked over, "Castor...you feeling alright?"

She spotted, me letting out a pleased scream and latching onto my arm. "Daddy!"

The other foals I had helped raised ran over, grabbing me by whatever bare flesh they could find. I ended up being completely covered by young thestrals, all holding on for dear life as I stood up. I held my arms out, letting three foals dangle from either arm. Another few were clutching my chest, and even more were wrapped around my legs.

One of the bats I worked with back in Canterlot walked up to me, "Ben...you look like a chandelier."

I let out a defeated sigh, "Look...just get them to the castle. I need to take care of some things." I slowly pried each foal off, giving them a hug and sending them to ride in a cart. "Stay safe everyone!" I was repeatedly snuggled as I set foal after foal into the cart, eventually filling it and sending it off. Another cart, another series of needy hugs, and eventually a fitful goodbye as my children were whisked up the hill.

I was left standing next to the train, watching Jen flip me off as she joined the train of nannies. I nearly joined her in her angry display, stopping myself before I could flip off my foals. "Bitch...you just...." I grumbled angrily as I turned around. I bumped muzzle first into a group of assorted thestrals. The first a violet maned stallion with an eye-patch. The dark covering a dull grey with a royal purple crest etched where his pupil would sit.

"Count, we, House Av Crag, come with an official introduction and a marriage request." The stallion bowed and presented a rolled piece of parchment, "Your bride, should you choose our house."

A lilac maned bat mare trotted forward and bowed, "We will submit our body should you wish."

I covered my mouth with my cuff, "Um...wow." I had a horribly shameful erection as the mare looked up at me, eyes needy, pleading for my cock. "No...I'm...married." I said, a strange unintentional sound of regret lingering in my voice. "Yeah...mar-- married." I was starting to have trouble speaking both Thestrali and English.

The one eye'd stallion nodded deeply, "Please, do not lie. Your records were released, you are a bachelor. And while we respect your choice, we request your continued consideration."

I rubbed my head, he wasn't wrong. My marriage to Foxglove was technically not official. It gave me a pause for thought about her sudden advances. I looked at the stallion, "What's your name?"

The stallion looked me in the eyes, his burning purple pupil glowing in the budding darkness, "I am Pyrrhic Av Crag Head of House Av Crag."

I stuck my hand out, "Impressive title."

He met my gesture slapping his hoof against my hand, "We thank you, I thank you--"

I let out a rough cough, "Hey...so how many of you are sending mares to me?" Half of the ponies stepped forward, all of them except the mares they were offering. "...So...I'll take them all.... But we have other business!" I pointed to Arder, "I request each noble house in Castle Arder. We're modernizing the records and we need to pass out IDs. You know--"

A blue maned mare with a a pair of large puncture scars across her brow, "We understand. But we will not be identified as the serfs do!"

I nodded, "Oh course, my assistant has been drawing up cards for each of your families." I unfurled the list of houses, "House Av Crag, House..."

The blue mare stomped her hoof, "House Av Iron" a metal chest piece clattering against her cream coat.

A dark green mane, white coated stallion with round glasses stepped forward, "House Bian"

I nodded, looking over my list, "Met House An Arder, House Light, check...check...check--" I was stopped as a mare clamped onto my groin, taking my whole package into her mouth and glaring up at me. Her dull grey coat and jet black mane jostling as I felt her tongue lap against my compressed tender bits.

I froze, unable to comprehend the boldness of this mare. I let out a rough cough, "House Dusk...?"

The mare just hummed, pulling back and leaving me completely stuffed into my jeans, "...I will feed on your seed...."

"Not very...subtle." I turned away from the equally stunned group of nobles, "I have never needed to jerk off so bad in my life...." I could feel Foxglove's soft supple breasts in my hands, squeezing the ghost tits greedily. "Fuck.... Why boner? Why must you do this?" I rubbed my face and let out an angry sigh, "Foxglove...I'm going to fucking stuff you like a doughnut."

The noble from House Dusk peeked her head between my legs, "We will gladly relieve you." the mare's deep grey eyes covered by my package. She nuzzled my cock, letting my meat rest on her nose, "You smell of sex and battle...let us partake...."

I felt my body going wild. I let the mare do what she wanted, simply playing dumb and accepting the affectionate molestation. "...Alright...." I didn't stop her as she sniffed my groin, "Okay...that's...enough." My brain was going to an extremely stupid place as the mare pressed her tongue against my groin with her lips. I felt myself reaching my peak, "That's enough!" I shoved the mare away and kept at a safe distance. "Enough...castle now!"

The representatives turned away, leaving me to try and control myself. The mare of Dusk lingered, exposing herself to me and slowly backing up. "I said fuck off!" I screamed, taking my shoe off and throwing it at her. She took the hint, trotting off and leaving me standing at full mast next to the train.

I rubbed my cheeks, pinching my nose and walking stiff legged towards the train. I checked in with Bane, making sure he wouldn't take off. I hurried through the train, making my way past the unloading workers and finding Foxglove sitting in the freshly cleaned passenger car. She spotted me, sinking into her seat, "Ben...Ben...what's...Ben--" I stopped her pushing her against the seat and ripping off her bra, "Dear Luna Ben! I--" I cut her off once again, pushing her flat against a row of seats and jamming my tongue into her mouth.

She kicked a single time before going limp. Within two seconds she was sucking on my tongue, eyes closed and body going completely limp. I took advantage, yanking my jeans down and lining myself up with her.

I was cut short, a swish of her tongue along my own sending a buzzing feeling through my body. My knees buckled as I shot my load against her plot. The orgasm was rather lack luster, but the amazing feeling of my balls emptying was absolutely amazing. I pulled my tongue buck, Foxglove suckling as long as she could before laying limp and stained on the seat, "Wait...that's it?!"

I tucked myself away and slurped my tongue back, "I uh.... I...boner...." Foxglove just started yelling, angrily pointing to her splattered asshole and screaming. I walked out of the train, nearly falling to my knees as I hit the floor. I took a deep, shaky breath as I looked to the castle.

I fell onto my ass, watching lanterns flicker as I basked in my afterglow. "...Hows it feel Foxglove!? Getting used...." I grumbled bitterly, cupping myself, "Back...in the saddle." I flattened out and stared into the night's sky. "Holy shit that felt good...." I sat upright and looked at the small crowd of Canterlot bat ponies staring at me, "...Subjects...." I stood up and pointed to the castle, "You...do the thing...you...do the other thing." I found a crate and pulled it over. "Your Count...needs a breather."

I rubbed my knee, watching the ponies work, "Yeah...woo, good work everypony!" I moved my hand to the inside of my thigh, "Well...that was my day...." I started laughing stupidly, feeling amazing after the mass confusion and worry of the past week. "Domestic relations...amazing."

I pulled my list of noble houses out and looked it over. House An Arder, red headed love. House Av Crag: purple eye patch, of awesomeness. House Av Iron, pretty mane and metal clothes. House Bian, nerd. House Light, psycho fighty bitch. And House Dusk, massive perverts. I finished my scribbling, taking some time to draw a cartoon bat sticking her tongue out. "House Iron stronk!" I wrote the word, stronk, coming from the mare's mouth and tucked my drawings away.

"...Man...my life is a series of fucked up situations." I scratched my spent rod, tucking it to the side, "...Gotta laugh when you can." I patted my back pocket, the list of nobles now defiled with my crappy stick figure horse. I stood and started off to the castle, a night of boring paperwork and foal bites awaited me atop the hill. But at least I had my drawings.