My name is Vinyl Ramona Scratch, I DJ at a nightclub in the ass crack of the poor and rich districts of Canterlot. I met this girl named Octavia after some ass holes tried to rob her family at the club and shot up the place, me included, and now we're best friends.

Having a rich best friend has its perks. You know like actually having a reason to go into the rich district. It also helps that I kind of saved her life and she thinks she owes me; especially considering she's like a famous musician.

That's a scar I'm actually kinda happy I got.

-beware, vulgarities aplenty here.