Twilight stood still, her legs frozen by fear as she gazed upon the two bipedal figures the where currently staring back at her as well. though only just one hundred feet away from her, she still was shaking slightly from shock and nervousness. looking back at Rainbow, she slowly mouthed, "should I go near it?". Dash mouthed back, "I don't know? just go if you want." Twi glanced back at the pair, both where shaking their heads and blinking repeatedly, like if they were comprehending the sight of her.

Twilight then started to slowly advance toward them, cocking her head as they backed up into the flying machine. Speaking of the flying machine, it was nothing like Twilight had ever seen before. It was smooth, yet looked like it could take a direct swipe from the paw of a Ursa minor. Come to thing of it, the more she analyzed the craft, the more she could see the dramatic resemblance it had to Pinkie's flying contraption, yet this one looked thick and heavily armored. On the sides of it, she could see that there where stubby airfoils, underneath them where thick tubes with holes in the front and back. Next to the tube-things, where larger and thicker cylinders with fins on the back of them, each cylinder was arranged in a rack of fours.

Twi turned her gaze back to the creatures. As she pointed out before, they look quite odd, in fact, they seemed almost ape-like with there facial structures and paws. She titled her head at one of the apes, his face was showing wariness and discomfort as she stared at him. Viably seeing the primates discomfort, she decided to be friendly and try to communicate with it,

"Um..Hello!, my Name is Twilight Sparkle. It's very nice to meet y-"

"HOLY FUCK DON'T EAT ME, MUTANT TALKING HORSE!" it screamed as it held up it's hands in front of it's face.

"I-what" she said.

"Why would I EAT you?" Twi added with slight concern and curiosity

Rainbow then literary flew into the conversation by speeding towards them and hovering right in front of the ape's face,

"Wait, wouldn't you eat US?" Rainbows voice was questioning and held an angry undertone.

"N-no! I don't eat horse, nor even tried. Plus, YOUR THE ALIENS, that's what aliens do, they eat people, I think..."

Dash's face contorted into one of a "are you fucking serious?" category.

"IM the alien?" YOU FLEW YOUR SPACE SHIP-THING INTO MY BUCKING HOUSE!" She screamed

"What do you mean "your house"? and I'm pretty sure if we would have flown into a house we wouldn't be talking right now." it said.

Rainbow blinked and shock her head, as if to try to comprehend the creatures lame excuse for clearly destroying her home. How could have them not flown into, or even see the huge cloud house? She snorted with rage and glared daggers at the alien monkey.

"Annnyway!" Twilight dragged out.

"I guess this wouldn't be a proper greeting if you two don't tell us your names, right? he..he.." She trailed off, tying not to sound to awkward.

She then remembered one of the alien's name, the other one shouted it earlier, even though it was a strange and vulgar one,

"Your name is...Dickhead I presume, Nice to meat you Dickhead" she reached out her hoof for a shake while happily smiling.

Dickhead and his friend both stared in shock as they looked at the unicorn. She recoiled her hoof back, think she may have just made a rude cultural gesture that offended them. Then, the other ape broke out on an uncontrollable laughing fit and put it's hand on the aircraft to steady itself.

"HAAA...HA HA! It called you Dickhead! HA, I cant breathe!" the ape shouted as it slapped its knee.

"Its a fitting name too" Rainbow muttered under her breath.

"Excuse me?" questioned Twi,

"Nothing"

Once the other creature calmed down from its laughing episode, it began to talk,

"Oh boy, that's rich. Anyhow my name is Captain Brian Nash, and "Dickhead" is Lieutenant Nick Keloski. Where Untied States Air Force Apache helicopter pilots" He pointed his thumb at the aircraft behind him.

"I mean, its a bit obvious..."he trailed

"Hiya Twilight!" said a cheerfully bubbly voice

everyone turned around to see Pinkie Pie standing on the top of the Apache's radar dome. She was waving at the group while being simultaneously oblivious to the machine she was standing on. In a flash, she zip off the dome and appeared right in-front of Captain Nash. Then, like a biblical flood, questions started to gushed out of the pink mare's mouth,

"OhmyCelestiaareyoureallyalienmonkeysbecuasuesthatssocool,ohigottamakea"welcometoponyvillealiens"partyforyou!"

Brian's head jolted back as his face twisted into a look of overwhelming confusion as the mare bombarded him with questions. Thankfully, Twilight stepped in to stop the poor creature from drowning in Pinkie's questions.

"I like ice cream!, do alien monkeys like ice cream? OOH, I bet they like Banana flavor! No SPACE banana flavor-"

Twi pushed Pinkie aside to relive the Captain from her deluge of words.

"Shes just gets a little over excited sometimes." Twilight's cheeks turned slightly pink from embarrassment.

"Oh its fine." said Brian, still reeling from his encounter.

"Ooooh!, whats this button do!" Pinkie's voice screeched as the rest of the group turned to the bubbly mare, who was now currently in the cockpit of the Apache.

She had the flight helmet pulled over her puffy mane, (which spilled out the sides), and was literally pressing EVERY button in the gunners cockpit. Weapons on board the helicopter adjusted and readjusted as she continued to play with the controls. Giggling, she pulled over the flight helmet's visor, causing it to active and sync up with the real time M230 cannon and FliR Thermal camera.

She turned her head and looked at the group below, this action caused the gun to directly point at them.

"I see you! He-he!" she said slightly terrifyingly

"HOLY FUCK!"

The two men both dove out of the way as the gun turned towards them, this got a strange reaction from both Twilight and Rainbow dash.

"Uhh, you ok?" Twi questioned as she looked at the pair who were currently laying down, covering their heads with their hands.

Brian lifted his hands up from his head and pointed to the Apache, or more specifically, Pinkie who was in the cockpit.

"Your little friend over there is controlling a very deadly weapon, so If where you, I would be ducking and looking for cov-" He was cut off mid sentence by the sound of gun fire ripping through the air.

Brain and Nick snapped up and made a mad dash to a water fountain that was located in the town square. While they ran for cover, Twilight and Rainbow where scrambling about, looking for any escape from the machine of death. On the other hand though, Pinkie was having the time of her life. She had somehow been able to locate, and fire the weapon's controls as she shook her head around while holding down the trigger on the stick.

"WEEEEEEEEEEE, HA HA!" her bubbly voice was just barely audible over the roar of the gun.

Pinkie's head stopped turning as a lavender cloak of magic enveloped her helmet and pulled it off, effectively ceasing the fire of the gun. Twilight held the helmet out of Pinkie's reach while she proceeded to flip a lid,

"PINKIE! What has gotten into you?! do you have any idea how dangerous that...weapon even is? you could have caused a lot of damage, or even worse, killed somepony!"

"I was having fun! and I didn't hurt anypony, see? The chaotic mare crossed her forelegs and pouted in protest.

Twilight looked around as her face turned to shock, the whole town had bullet holes riddled within building and merchant stands, a sign on a shop fell of its hinges and landed on the ground, adding to the damage. The two creatures came out of their hiding spot and took a tentative look around.

"Is- is it over?" asked Nick nervously.

Just then, the head of the pony statue carved into the fountains fell off and shattered onto the ground.

"AHHH!" Nick jumped up with a yelp and hid back behind the fountain.

"Aww, get up you scared-y bitch." Brian scolded.

"OOOH whats this?"

The sound of Pinkie Pies voice once again pierced the air as she gasped at something new she found with in the Apache. Brian turned around to see the fire of a rocket being lunched from one of the pods on the Apache's wing. The missile rocket towards the two humans and then took a sharp turn upward and flew into the heavens. Brian, Nick, Twilight, and Rainbow looked up at the spiraling projectile as it slowly started to disappear into the sky.

"What was That?" Twilight questioned as she trotted up to the pair.

"That" he started. "Was a Two-color infrared homing missile with a ten pound high explosive in it that currently traveling at mach two."

Twilight looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Uhhh...wow, is it dang-"

"Yes, very very dangerous." Brian answered.

The four of them stood there as they looked up at the patch of sky where the now long-gone missile was. Their attention was broken by the rustic voice of Applejack, calling them as she trotted over to the group.

"Now ah don't wanna be ah bother but, if were ya, I would get Pinkie outa' that thingy'majig." she said as she pointed the aircraft.

Both pilots stopped staring at the sky and snapped their heads and looked at each other.

"SHIT!"

They ran to the Apache and tried to coax out Pinkie, but their efforts where in vein as she wouldn't get out of the cockpit.

"No, I'm not coming out!." she pouted.

"PLEASE get out, because right now, your the most dangerous thing for miles, So get out now!" Nick responded.

Pinkie shock her head, but the action was soon ceased by Twilight's magic enveloping the pink mare's body and was lifting her up, and out of the helicopter, setting her down on the street. Twilight also managed to close the cockpits canopy so pinkie couldn't get in again and cause even more damage.

"HEY" Pinkie stomped in protest.

"Its for your own good" Twilight said.

"And for ours" Rainbow rolled her eyes.

An ear splitting silence of awkwardness overtook the scene as no one knew what to say next. Thankfully, Twilight cleared her throat and broke the silence with a question,

"Soo..now what?"

"Well to start off with, we need to move this baby to a more secure place. Though I'm pretty sure you don't have an aircraft hanger, and judging by her" Brian pointed to Pinkie, who beamed at him. " reaction to the Apache, this place could be fulled with beings like her, so I'm guessing we should move it away from the public eye."

Twilight pondered this for a second, where could she find a suitable place for a fifty eight foot flying death machine. Finally she thought up a plan for where to put the metal beast.

"Oh I know! how about we bring it back to my house and ill put an Invisibility spell around it, so no curious eyes will be able to see it."

Brian and Nicks face convoyed a face of "What the fuck are you talking about" as they processed the information.

"Wait wait wait, so your telling me YOU can do magic?" Nick said in disbelief.

"Well of course, I'm a unicorn after all, and you did see me levitate Pinkie didn't you?" She questioned.

"Hey, I just thought the pink alien horse could fly, but I guess that doesn't make sense because the blue one has wings and can fly. Ehh fuck it." He threw up his arms.

Brian turned his head and looked around,

"So where is your house?"

Oh yes, its across town, just past the quills and sofas store." She pointed her hoof down the street.

"Awww fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Nick whined at her answered.

"Do yah' have tah' be so vulgar?" Applejack's eyebrows narrowed at his swearing.

"Yes I have to be, and I will continue to be so. " he stated

"Can yah' at lest tone it down ah' little?" she said.

"Unfortunately we have to somehow MOVE ignus all the way across town to your house, the reason we have to do this is because we don't want to waste precious fuel by flying."

"Wait, cant you just, like, "magic it" over to your house or some shit?" Nick looked at Twilight.

"Well teleportation of a large object is relatively hard, and even harder at long distances. So no, I can not "magic" the machine over to the house, it is just out of my range of ability."

"Well shit." he stated and kicked a pebble across the street.

"Ah think ah might have somethin' that could help yah" Applejack said as she pull a long lasso out of seemingly no-where and handed it to Brian.

He looked at the rope, then back to applejack,

"You serious?" He said, catching her drift.

"Yes, yes ah am." she said slyly.

"Ah suggest ya start pullin' before it gets dark."

"Goddammit..." Brian started to rope up the Apache.

Once he was finished, he gave part of the rope to nick and they both began to pull the Apache, unfortunately, it wouldn't even budge an inch.

"Uhhhh..... A little help here?" Brian asked

Twilight chuckled to her self as her horn lit up with power, the front half of the Apache glowed with her magic as started to roll forward. Nick and Brian began to pull as Twilight assisted them.

Both human and pony moved forward, pulling the helicopter with them, toward Ponyville library.

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Somewhere in Ponyville....

Derpy was having a wonderful day.

She was out flying, enjoying the sunlight warming up her wings. She was on lunch break, after delivering half of the towns mail, she decided to fly for awhile and enjoy the summer sun. However, the sound of a faint roar stopped her in her flight. She cocked her head as she hovered above the ground, trying to listen to the strange noise that off in the distance. The more she listened, the louder it got. To her, it sounded like it was getting closer, she turned around to the now-identifiable source of the sound.

In front of her was a large, silver, pole-like object tearing through the air towards her at the speed of sound. Behind it was a smoke trail the seemed to trace a path from the center of town, She yelped and bolted in the exact opposite direction of the missile. Unfortunately for her, every twist and turn she made, the rocket followed suit, seeming to follow her every move. Every time she rounded a corner it seamed to get closer as she narrowly missis a collision each time she made a turn.

Up ahead, she spotted a stone bridge. She set her mind to using all her energy to fly directly to the structure, hopping to find sanctuary from the flying-rod-o'death. Derpy had never flown faster in her life. Finally after seeming like an entirety, she reached the bridge and flew under it. The missile, had lost her heat signature and flew directly over the bridge, narrowly missing the stone of the retaining wall. The missile, unable to lock on to any near by signature(Thank Celestia) flew a few feet and then slammed into a near by field, promptly exploding in a fiery display of shrapnel and destruction.

After the large detention of the missile, Derpy removed her hooves from head and stood up right, looking at the aftermath. The black, smoky mushroom cloud of the explosion plumed upward int the sky. Depry's face turned from one of horrifying shock, to happy excitement as she clopped her hooves together and smiled at the mushroom cloud,

"Muffin!"

Author's Notes:

Alright thats done, I hope you guys liked the new chapter (even though it took two months, sorry, I have a phobia of updates.)

The last part with Derpy was spontaneous as I thought of a way to tie up loose ends with the rocket. And if your wondering about Spike, he'll be back, after waking up from being knocked unconscious(from AJ's cart).

Anyway!, once again I hope you give liked the chapter, and I will try to update more often so except more in the future. Now i shall go back to writing new stuff for other stories. Seeya!

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