The Cutie Mark Crusaders were all chilling in Sweetie Belle’s room, relaxing after a hard day of work and school. Sweetie was doing homework, Apple Bloom was drawing, and Scootaloo was on the computer, laughing at reaction videos from ponies playing scary pranks on each other.

“Wow, that dude scared the crap outta him!” Scootaloo stated between chuckles.

“That’s wonderful Scoots. Now, can you give me 10 minutes of ‘shut the hell up’?” Sweetie questioned. “I’m trying to finish my trigonometry homework.”

“No one told you to take trigonometry in the 10th grade!” Scootaloo hopped out of her chair and began to prance around, “Look at me. I’m Sweetie Belle! I’m 15, and my I.Q level is 273! But I’m a jackass, so I like to show off how smart I am, by taking a 12th grade class when I’m in the 10th grade! I guess that makes me a genius jackass!”

Sweetie jumped out of her bed. She ruffled up her mane, and cleared her throat,

“Hey, I’m Scootaloo!! I don’t have to say ‘Look at me’ because I have an obnoxiously loud voice that can be heard within a 300 mile radius!!!”

Scootaloo growled. Apple Bloom giggled, but cut it short when the young Pegasus shot her a glare.

“Anyway, I think I’m a tough, awesome Pegasus, even though I can still barely fly!! I also squawk like a chicken, but my face looks like a pig’s!!”

“At least I don’t sound like one, Ms. ‘I snort every time I laugh’!!” Scootaloo pointed at Sweetie Belle.

The curly maned Unicorn gasped, “I do not! You take that back!”

Scootaloo then began to mock Sweetie’s laugh, snorts included. Sweetie tackled her spiky maned companion. While they duked it out, Apple Bloom decided to get on the computer. She had grown use to their brawls, something that the two had started doing as they got older. She scrolled through the computer, looking up websites and interesting pictures. Her eyebrow then perked up as her eyes fell upon a certain page.

“Hey girls, come on over here an’ take a look at this here website.”

The ponies stopped in mid fight. Sweetie had a good grip on Scootaloo’s mane, while Scootaloo’s left hoof was jammed into Sweetie’s cheek.

“What is it?” Scootaloo asked.

“Some kinda website called Fanfiction.net.” The strawberry maned pony replied. “It’s got bunch of fake stories made by fans of all these T.V shows, movies, books, an’ other things like that.” Her amber eyes lit up, “An’ My Lil’ Ponies have 25,318 stories in their archive!”

The two mares rushed to each side of her.

“They got any other shows?” Scootaloo asked.

Sweetie turned to her, “We’re in a show?”

Scootaloo blinked, “Wait, what?”

“Shuddup, I’m trying to see what all they have.” Apple Bloom commanded before turning back to the screen, “They got Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Lilo an’ Stitch-”

Scootaloo rolled her eyes, “Do they have any shows NOT named after someone?”

Sweetie scratched her head,"Am I the only one that doesn't know we're in a show?"

Apple Bloom ignored her to respond to Scootaloo.“Yeah. They’ve got them Powerpuff Girls, Adventure Time, My Lil’ Ponies-“

“Click on the My Little Ponies archive.” the Pegasus commanded.

The pony obeyed, “Ya can choose which characters are in the story, the genre, what it’s rated, if ya wantin’ tah read one that’s finished or not…”

Sweetie and Scootaloo exchanged a look, both grinning wickedly.

“Okay, click on these things:” Sweetie instructed. “Applejack, Big Mac, Romance, M rated, and Complete.”

The Earth Pony eyed her suspiciously, but did it anyway. After a few seconds, it came up with a list of stories. She clicked on the first story, and read it’s title out loud,

“When Two Became One.”

Sweetie and Scootaloo snickered. Poor Apple Bloom didn’t have a clue as to what they were up to.

The trio began to read the story. The first paragraph was okay, but with each sentence after that, their eyes got wider, and their mouths dropped open.

“Oh…My…Gods.” They whispered. There were a few moments of silence. Then:

One screamed in shock,

Two roared with laughter,

All three filled the house with noise.

Rarity rushed into the room, followed by her friends.

“What in Equestria is going on in here?!” Rarity asked.

Scootaloo and Sweetie were rolling around and laughing but they managed to point at the computer screen. Apple Bloom was still frozen with shock, slack jawed as she blankly stared at the screen. Rarity walked over and looked at the screen. She did a quick scan of the story, and then joined in on the laughter.

“Oh dear Celestia, talk about a sibling bond!” The violet maned Unicorn wheezed out. “It doesn’t get any closer than that!”

At that point, everyone rushed up to the screen. Applejack and Big Mac were up in front. The siblings’ faces heated up as they all read the short, but steamy story. The group looked at them, and they looked at each other.

“EWWW!!!!” Applejack and Big Mac screamed in disgusted harmony, causing everyone to explode with laughter. After a good 10 minutes of hoof stomping and laughing, they all looked back at the computer screen.

“Wow. Okay, do another one.” Dash asked as she wiped tears of laughter from her eyes.

Fluttershy took over the computer for the mentally scarred Apple Bloom. She scrolled through the genres.

“They have an ‘It’s A Mystery’ section.” Fluttershy pointed out in her usual quiet tone.

“Click on that one!” the cyan Pegasus pointed at the screen. Fluttershy did so, and the story they picked was called:

“Making All That Noise…”

They checked the summary.

“It doesn’t say who the main characters are. The story is a Humor/Romance short that’s complete and rated M.” Twilight stated.

“I guess we’re supposed to read it in order to figure out who the characters are.” Pinkie Pie added.

Fluttershy opened up the story. They all read it together. Some slapped a hoof over their mouth, while others let their jaws hit the floor. All of them were silenced by the graphic details of the story. Dash and Pinkie were the first to make noise,

“HOLY SHIT!!” They screamed in unison. “The two characters are-”

-MLP-

Elsewhere…

Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Derpy, Carrot Top, and Zecora were having a lunch date at ‘Welcome To A Slice Of Italy’. They all were chatting and laughing and enjoying their meals. Suddenly, Octavia and Vinyl sneezed at the same time. The three mares looked at them, while they looked at each other.

“Well, that was weird.” Octavia stated as she rubbed her snout.

Zecora smiled, “I was told this once, and it seems to be true. When you let out a sneeze, somepony is speaking about you.

Vinyl smirked, “Somepony must be talking about how amazing and handsome I am.”

Carrot Top rolled her eyes and Derpy giggled. Vinyl caught them,

“Hmpf, what do you two know? You two are gay.”

Carrot Top glared at her, but Derpy looked just as confused as ever.

“But, Vinyl, aren’t you a girl? How...how can you be handsome?” Derpy asked.

“Just what I was going to say.” Carrot Top agreed. “Besides, you’re gay as well.”

Vinyl grumbled at losing the argument, but finished her meal with her lover and friends. Octavia sneezed again. Then Vinyl. This was going to be a very long luncheon.

Author's Notes:

I had finally decided to make this multiple one-shots with a tinge of continuation for certain chapters. Posting will come when they come (working on other projects) so bear with me!!