The spirit of Chaos and Disharmony looks bored as he sat in his room, flipping through channels on his TV. Discord's home in Canterlot got plenty of chaos; trouble making things and such...but lately, the chimera has gotten...bored. Even when the Mane Six has saved Equestria after giving up their Elements of Harmony to the Tree itself, things are slow.

"Bored, bored, bored; what to do, what to do," Discord ask bored as he flips through the channels. "Nothing good is ever on...should I go multi-verse hopping? No, did that already...nothing good is on Equestria TV...hmmm..."

Discord decides to spices thing up. The spirit zaps his TV, causing it to shake like mad. Good, it should pick up stuff from Earth, the same world that the ponies' friend Megan Williams Richards is from. Maybe there are some good shows on.

Discord flips through channels, seeing some shows on TV, especially about those Autobots. Just then, something catches his interest.

"Hmmm, what's this?" Discord asks curiously. There appears to be some man on TV standing on a dock of some camp on a little island somewhere in Canada, "Hmmm; 'Total Drama Island'?"

The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony sat in his room, watching the show patiently. The channel that he's watching is holding a marathon of reruns of a series called Total Drama with seasons like 'Island', 'Action', 'World Tour', 'Revenge of the Island' and its recent one 'All-Stars'.

Discord smirks in interest as he lies down, speaking, "My, my. What a good show; and yet...someway to spice things up on Equestria. Hmmm, yes, perfect. Oh, Discord, you are a devil. You promised your friends that you used your Chaos magic for good...most of time. But of course, making a new unofficial season of this show could be fun."

Discord chuckles eagerly as he begins plans to bring new fun to Equestria. He needs to get the princesses, especially Twilight, to sign permission forms, then Discord got to make sure that that every contestant is alive and will be attending his little game, then give a package to Chris McClean himself...

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Pinkamena reads and says, "Seems like before Golden Heart tells his story of his journey, we now meet the crazed host of his show and if he hurts Goldie, he will be sorry."

The others nod.

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Chris was smiling at his pay while looking up plans for the sixth season. The fifth season was a hit. Sure, the island sank thanks to Chef Hatchet's misuse of the Frackken Machine and yeah, that idiot Duncan went and blew his home, Mal (Mike's evil alter ego) causes trouble, and most of the campers got send up to the sky, but all in all, the producers like it enough to make a new season.

Of course, for some reason, Chris got word that the players who got send to the sun has been rescued but by who?

Oh well, Chris probably doesn't care either way. But the host of the most popular show in Canada and the U.S. ponders: what else to do until the new season starts. Such then Chef Hatchet came in, with a package much to Chris's notice.

"What's this? Another lawsuit from the families of the players who almost got killed," Chris asks Chef Hatchet in annoyance. "I thought we took care of those with the money we 'borrowed' from the winner of the previous season!"

"Actually, this package just came in for both of us." Chef said as he put down a package which the big man has opened previously. Chris took out some stuff like a video and a contract.

"What's this?"

"A contract apparently; an anonymous person wishes us to make an unofficial sequel, he's apparently the same bum who rescued those players in the balloons...and you wouldn't believe where he plans on having this one; so...you in?"

Chris looks at the contract, going through it then notices one simple word: 'Equestria', the same place mentioned in the books of Megan Williams Richards.

Chris grins as he exclaims, "Oh it is on!"

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We see an intro like in every seasons of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. This time, the players are doing activities in Equestria with them as ponies. The full intro song of the Total Drama series is played which ended with Celestia and Luna about to look at Twilight's letter but looks annoyed when Chris pops in and takes it, seeing the whole gang in their human forms.

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Far away, in the Everfree Forest, there was a secluded house in the middle as we see a young female pony, a white furred pony with a green mane and a yellow flower for her cutie mark, smiling as she was planting some flowers. This pony stopped as she noticed a shadow walking by. She looked up and noticed a strange looking horse figure. It was a blue and black horse with one blood-shot eye, one missing eye, and a red skull cutie mark. He seemed to be holding what seemed to be a walking stick.

The pony looked over and smiled. "Oh, hello! I didn't think I'd have visitors today!"

The horse stared at the young pony in silence as the young pony said, "Not that I ever get visitors , mind you, but it's great to see you're coming in for a quick visit! I always enjoy visitors in the morning, don't you?"

The horse just frowned as he sat down on a bench, the pony just ignoring the horse's attitude. "Have a seat about anywhere. My name is Carol Flower! What's yours?"

The horse just frowned as he looked over at Carol. Carol chuckled as she said, "Well, names aren't important right now. So, where are you heading off to?"

"Just to a place... treasure huntin, if you will." The horse muttered.

"Oh, treasure hunting! Oh that is SO incredible!" Carol smiled. "Here, take this daisy."

The horse snorted as he looked over at Carol, who picked a daisy from her mouth. "These daisies are REALLY good; you never have quite anything like them! I mean, ever since the Mag'ne had come back for a while, they inspired every pony out there..."

The horse frowned as he looked over at Carol, "The Mag'ne; The human? Never mention humans around me..."

Carol blinked in confusion. "Why?"

"Just... don't." The horse frowned.

"Why? There's nothing wrong with humans." Carol smiled.

The horse stared at Carol as he asked, "Carol, let me ask you something; your feelings on humans. What do you REALLY think of humans?"

Carol blinked as she shrugged. "From what I've heard, they're all really decent. I heard of those Jem and the Holograms, they are REALLY famous!"

"Really," The horse said as his blood shot eye began glowing.

"Oh, for sure, for sure," Carol smiled. "Anyway, I should really... ACK!"

That was all Carol got out before a laser shot from the horse's eye, causing her to plop down to the ground... not moving. The horse nodded as he started to walk off... but not before turning around and using his laser eye to make Carol's house explodes. As the horse turned around and walked off, the last thing that was seen... were the ashes of the burning house... and a possibly dead Carol.

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It would be a freezing day in hell before anybody would say that the queen bee would be seen happy and celebrating. Well, as it turns out, that was exactly what a young raven haired teenage girl with brown clothing was doing, skipping and humming in glee as she was walking down the city streets of Ontario. She then smiled as she waved to a passerby.

"Hello, good sir!" Heather smiled.

The passerby then stopped as he recognized the face... and was weird out by it. "Uhhh..."

"Can't talk now, I JUST WON A FREE CAR," Heather said as she started skipping off, "WHOO!"

Heather smiled as she looked over to see a building nearby. Heather then pulled out a letter that she got as she read it again.

"Dear Heather Wilson, Congratulations! Our popularity polls show that you have won 'Most Popular Total Drama' contestant, and thus, wins you a free car! Just come by the address below with your letter!"

Heather smiled in glee as she took a deep breath. What would she say to the cameras, if there were any; Thanks for making her everyone's favorite; Thanks for all the good memories together; Or, best of all, take that to all the losers? Heather smiled. Maybe she can try a combination of all three.

Heather opened the door as she was ready to go inside. Heather gasped as she went inside, there was a sign pointing to 'Free Car in the second room to your left.'

Heather was so excited, she ran right to the second room to the left and walked in. "All right, I am ready for that free-"

Heather then stopped as she stared inside the room. She still held on to her smile as she started to say, "No; Oh no."

Heather's eyes started to dim as her face started to crinkle in worry. "No no no."

Inside the room... were thirty six VERY familiar people, sitting down in boredom as they all looked up, seeing Heather. One of the people (an orange haired girl with green clothing and a bored crazy look) pulled out a notebook and started to do some tallies, as if this all happened recently.

"No. No...please no." Heather gulped as she was starting to panic. "No. No. No! No! No!"

Heather started to pull her hair in frustration. "NO! NO! NO! NO; NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Heather was now crying, "NOOOOOOOOO; NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO; NO NO! NO! NO!"

Heather looked up crying as she asked, "Let me guess, ALL of you had letters saying you won a free car, didn't you?"

Everyone nodded.

"But there's no free car, is there?" Heather cried.

Everyone shook their heads.

"It's Chris McClean again, and he just tricked ALL of us, didn't he?" Heather cried.

Everyone nodded.

Heather groaned as she said, "Oh God..."

"Take a seat." Gwen, a blue haired Goth girl in Goth clothing sighed as Heather sat next to a black skinned woman in a pear shirt and green pants. "And don't worry, we all plan on murdering Chris without the media knowing."

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Way in the back of another room, Chris nodded to Discord, Celestia and Luna as Chef set up the cameras.

"We are all set." Chris said as Chef turned on the camera. Chris smiled as he turned to the camera, "Greetings, Total Drama fans! And welcome to our next season of Total Drama! Now, you're all wondering if this is our sixth season with the new cast; sadly, no. That's not going to come out until MUCH later. Instead, we are going to do an All Star cast... with THIRTY EIGHT PEOPLE!"

"You mean, for-" Celestia started.

"Ignore the voice for now." Chris said as Celestia, from off-screen, frowned. "Anyway, these thirty eight people you all know, as our fellow Total Drama competitors! That's right, from the first Total Drama Island, all the way to Revenge of the Island competitors... which, come to think of it, we used a lot of TDI competitors in our second and third season... oh well. Anyway, where will our fellow competitors be going?"

The camera then turned to a smiling Discord, a frowning Celestia and an indifferent Luna as Chris said, "Well, feast your eyes on my new... co-hosts, if you will; Hard to believe your eyes? Well, you're not dreaming. This is new co-host Discord, along with princesses Celestia and Luna, who have kindly let us used their world for our little... competition, if you will. Yes, these thirty-eight contestants will surely be able to have fun."

"Again, as I'm trying to say, we actually have fort-" Celestia started.

"Well, the thirty-eight should be coming in, so they don't know what they're in for." Chris said as he picked up a DVD called 'EPICNESS!!!' "And cut the camera."

Chef then turned off the camera as Celestia asked, "So, we should..."

"We'll call you when we're ready for you." Chris said. "Until then, just stay tight."

Chris and Chef nodded as they walked off. Celestia frowned as she turned to Discord. "I REALLY hope you know what you're doing, Discord."

"Of course I do." Discord frowned, as if offended.

"Okay, fine, but we're going to make some changes to SOME of these agreements..." Celestia said.

"I know!" Luna frowned as she looked at some pictures. "I saw the entirety of Total Drama World Tour. Torturing a poor boy like that is terrible. Turning him to that Gollum... freak!"

Discord frowned as he said, "Luna, you are such a kobold necromancer..."

"I don't see what commanding the dark arts have to do with this, but my decision still stands." Luna frowned.

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Back in the room, everyone sighed as they patiently waited. Over in one corner, a young blond haired teen with green clothing was meditating as a black boy with a hat and orange clothing was reading a book to the side. These two were Dawn and B respectively. Nearby, a blonde haired teen with a pink jacket and a cowboy hat named Geoff turned to Dawn as he asked, "Excuse me, dudette, but, I was wondering why we never see the guy next to you talk?"

"B can talk... he just doesn't have much to say right now." Dawn said.

"Let me just ask him..." Geoff started to get up... when all of a sudden he heard the click of a gun. Geoff yelped as he sat down, B pointing the pistol at Geoff. "And then he sat down, never asking anything of the big guy."

"Don't startle B when he's reading. He's sensitive." Dawn said, opening one eye.

Meanwhile, on another corner, a blonde haired girl with revealing clothing was talking to a brown haired girl with glasses and a black haired teen with a red shirt. "Wow, Beth, I didn't know Brady was a contestant."

"I'm not." Brady said. "But Beth's free car thing said to bring me."

"I thought it was suspicious of the letter to mention that detail, but I didn't bother with it, Lindsay." Beth sighed.

"So, when do we get that free car?" Lindsay said.

Beth sighed. "As usual, Lindsay, your cluelessness never ceases to amaze me."

In another corner, we see a dark brown haired girl with a grey jumpsuit sitting down next to a purple haired girl with a yellow shirt and blue shorts, who was giddy with excitement.

"I wonder what type of plot Chris is planning." The brown haired girl, named Jo, frowned suspiciously.

"Oh, oh, I bet it's so exciting that Chris wants to pull the wool over our eyes!" The purple haired girl, named Sierra, smiled. "I mean, it's not like the last time we talked with Chris, or maybe it's a day dedicated to Cody! It would be a great day!"

Jo just looked at Sierra with a blank stare as she said, "Okay, is there some KIND of medication that you should be on?"

Sierra could just jump in excitement.

In another corner, a blonde haired girl in blue clothing looked over in concern as she noticed a grey skinned creature with a light jacket and a blue hat was growling, with a large green haired creature with pink clothing hugging a white shirted nerd with glasses. The blonde, named Bridgette, sighed as she said, "I still can't believe it's been at least two years, and Chris STILL hasn't cured Ezekiel OR your girlfriend."

"I get what you feel, Bridgette." The nerd, named Sam, nodded. "I mean, I'm glad to be reunited with Dakota, but I know she misses being human."

With the word human being heard, Dakota (or Dakotazoid) sighed sadly as she said, "Dakota... depressed..."

"Sorry, Dakota," Sam sighed as he hugged her. "I'm sure we'll find a way to bring you back."

"And as much as we used to hate this guy, I actually do feel sorry for Ezekiel." Bridgette looked over at the feral Ezekiel. "I mean, yes, I know it was his own fault, but Chris started this in the first place. I still can't believe people aren't concerned over this!"

All of a sudden, the door opened as everyone turned. They all glared the minute Chris walked inside. Chris smiled as he said, "Hello there, my fellow Total Drama friends! How are you all today?"

As if expecting this to happen, Chris ducked his head to the side as Chef yelped, ducking. A dagger made its mark on the wall as Chris chuckled nervously. "Okay, okay, I guess you ALL figured out there is no car. I understand what you're going through, if I was offered a free car, but there was no car, I'd be REALLY angry too."

Everyone stared as the green Mohawk teen named Duncan (the one who threw the knife) mildly cursed.

"Anyway, I'm really sorry I dragged you all out here for nothing, but if I told you the actual reason I brought you all out here, I was afraid you wouldn't show." Chris said.

"What are you talking about, McClean?" a black haired girl in dark blue clothes named Eva asked.

"The truth, my fellow competitors... is that I have something that is bigger than a car." Chris smiled.

A brown skinned teen with a red and blue shirt and brown shorts named Noah rolled his eyes. "Oh, I hope it's a boat."

"I'll ignore that snarky comment, former intern." Chris frowned. "I'm talking about something that can get us riches beyond your wildest dreams; something that can make somebody in this room... a billionaire."

All of a sudden, everyone heard a door opening and closing as we see a brown haired girl with plain clothing smiling, excited as she started, "Okay, I'm here, where's my free-"

The girl's face turned from delight to pure horror when she walked in the room, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh, hello, Courtney," Chris smiled. "Glad you made it."

The orange haired girl, Izzy, looked over the notebook as she said, "Well, looks like Gwen wins by one no."

"Take a seat, Courtney." Gwen sighed as a sobbing Courtney went and sat down next to Duncan. "And don't worry. We're going to make Chris pay."

Chris coughed as he said, "As I was saying, all of you have been offered a chance to compete in another season of Total Drama!"

"Uh, pardon me, Chris, but... aren't you already doing a sixth season?" A red shirt Mexican teen named Alejandro asked, "With a NEW cast?"

"Yes, and I'm still doing that. This, however, is an unofficial season thought up by some... new people I've hired." Chris said.

Courtney, hearing this, groaned. "This is going to suck."

"You said it." The large girl (Leshawna) and a boy with a goatee (Harold) nodded.

"Unofficial... as in, ILLEGAL," Heather pointed out. "Do the lawyers know about this?"

"That's the best part." Chris gleefully cheered. "No they don't."

"And where will this season take place?" A fat boy with a Canadian flag shirt (Owen) asked.

"Yeah, we're really curious to know." A red haired girl (Zoey) nodded as she held a blue shirted teen (Mike)'s hand.

"Here's the best part!" Chris said as he held this DVD. "May I have a volunteer from the audience to play this?"

"I can do it, Sha-Wow!" A teenager with sport clothing (Lightning) raised his hand.

"No, me; I am popular," A purple haired teen that looked like she came from New Jersey (Anne-Maria) said.

"Uh, can I do it?" A red shirted black skinned teen (Cameron) asked.

"No, me, me," A former military teen (Brick) and a black haired teen holding a guitar (Trent) raised their hands.

A black skinned teen with white hair (DJ) called, "Maybe me?"

"Or how about me," A red jump suited teen (Tyler) raised his hand.

"My mother once..." A pink shirted teen (Staci) started before a sexy teen (Justin) covered her mouth.

"Okay... Cody, you play it." Chris said, giving the DVD to a brown haired teen with a yellow shirt.

"Uh, okay..." Cody said as he got up.

Everyone groaned as a orange haired teen in a white shirt frowned. "No fair..."

"When are you ever fair, Scott?" Courtney rolled her eyes.

Cody got up and yelped as he tripped, dropping the DVD. "Whoops."

"Oh, let me get you up, Cody!" Sierra said as she got up... then stopped in shock as another person got up and helped Cody up.

"Here you go. You all right," A fat, white black haired girl with pink and white striped clothing asked.

"Yeah, thanks, Sadie." Cody smiled.

Sierra stared in shock as Cody turned to Sierra. "Hey, Sierra, you remember Sadie, right? Well, a few weeks ago, I ran into her and Katie in the mall, and we've been hitting it off. We've been keeping in touch lately, and it was great to hear from her."

"Keeping... in... touch." Sierra muttered every word as if she was too... shocked to put something in.

"Yes." Cody said. "I'm surprised that wasn't in your blogs. I figured you knew. Katie put it up on hers."

"Indeed ." Katie, who was a skinny and brown skinned teen with the same clothing as Sadie, nodded. "I'm surprised, I thought you follow these."

"I do..." Sierra said. "I just... haven't been online lately."

"Ahem." Chris said. "If you're all quite done, I'd like to get this show on the road."

"Right, right," Cody said as he put the DVD into the thing.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is where our next season of Total Drama is taking place..." Chris said as the video started.

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(Heather: And the funny bunnies of Yolo!)

(Chris: This is not an MST! Don't mock it!)

(Everyone groans.)

We then turn to the crowd as we see Discord, dressed up in a fancy suit.

(Gwen: Wait, is this animated? This can't be real.)

(Chris: Can it, Gwen!)

"Greetings, my fellow friends; as you may or may not be aware, our place take us to the lovely world of Equestria." Discord said. "Of course, the places you'll go and the fun you'll remember. By the time you explore Equestria, you'll never want to leave this magical place."

The scene then transitioned to Discord sitting next to Nyx. "I'm sitting now with a random resident of this city. Greetings, random resident, whose name we cannot reveal at this time. What do you think of our lands?"

"Is that a camer-" Nyx started.

"Say your lines!" Discord whispered.

Nyx coughed, "Uh, yes. Our lands are filled with beauty and nature. Magic is also good. Mr. Popper's Penguins the movie is very hilario-"

"No, it's not!" Discord frowned.

(Heather: (at the same time as Discord) No, it's not! That movie is terrible! It doesn't get the plot of the original book correctly!)

(Chris: Can it!)

We then switch to Discord interviewing Celestia and Luna as Luna asked, "Is this all necessa-"

"Here I am at the princesses' castle, where they are in charge of day and night." Discord interrupted. "Princesses, I'm sure you will find our new guests delightful."

"Yes, I believe so." Celestia said. "Hopefully, they will find goodness in their hearts...."

We then go back to Discord, smiling as he said, "Well, that's it for now. Remember, Equestria is the place to be! Come spend your quality time in our quaint lands!"

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After the video stopped, Chris smiled as he turned to the 38 people in the room. "Do any of you know what this means?"

Everyone just blinked in confusion. Zoey then said, "Uh, about what?"

"These lands! The land of Equestria that you just saw," Chris smiled in excitement.

"What about them?" Duncan asked.

Chef pulled over a whiteboard to Chris as Chris pulled out a teaching stick. "I've been researching these lands of Equestria, and it turns out, there IS such a thing as other dimensions!" Chris smiled as he used his pointing stick to point out drawings of various dimensions, including a question mark on the board with the worlds, 'POSSIBLE'. "People said it couldn't be done, but hey, look at that, it's been done!"

Everyone blinked in confusion as Chris continued, "Apparently, these dimensions were linked to our Earth, and there's been no way to reach them until just previously, when somebody reached out for me."

Trent rolled his eyes as he said, "And this is where our next season takes place? In some fictional world you made up? I admit, the animation is nice, and the voice of Q from Star Trek: The Next Generation was a nice touch, but that..."

"Equestria isn't fictional!" Chris frowned. "Have you ever heard of stories written by a girl named Megan Williams?"

Everyone paused as Sierra, Heather, Gwen, Owen, Katie and Sadie raised their hands.

"We loved these books!" Katie and Sadie smiled as they screamed in delight.

"I... only read one book; Really," Heather stated, obviously lying through her teeth.

"I... may have picked up a few books." Gwen said.

"EVERY... BOOK... EVER," Sierra and Owen said in delight.

"Yeah, but even if there is such a land..." Noah frowned. "Which I doubt, how do we even travel?"

"Well... adults and children can travel through a portal just fine and not be affected... BUT..." Chris smiled. "For some reason, the way to portal can affect teenagers' bodies... so, in order to get you all in, we have to transform you into their types, the ponies."

"We have... to transform into ponies?" Sam said as Dakota cocked her head in confusion.

"Sounds rather bizarre," Scott frowned, everyone nodded.

"I don't know, it sounds fun!" Izzy smiled.

"Come on you guys." Chris said. ""All you guys have to do is just play an unofficial season in another dimension!"

"You just want to try to murder us just to get your ratings glorified." Heather rolled her eyes.

"Would I try to hurt you guys?" Chris smiled.

Everyone immediately GLARED at Chris with a look that said, 'Yes'. Chris shrunk a little.

"Anyway, I won't even be picking the teams randomly as I always do, if it makes you feel any better. You're all going to draw rocks, and if you have one of four white rocks, you're the team captain." Chris said.

"So, if say I pick some rock like this, it would be random." Izzy said as she was digging through the bag of rocks.

Chris yelped. "HEY! How did you get that?"

Izzy chuckled nervously as she said, "Uh... wanted to get a head start?"

"Give me those!" Chris frowned as he grabbed the bag. Chris frowned as he sighed, handing over the bag. As soon as everyone started picking their rocks, Gwen, Scott, Alejandro and B noticed the white rocks.

"Okay... but why do we have white rocks?" Gwen asked.

"Well, it represents the leader, and there's a colored spot indicating what you're going to be, and the rest... well it's a pick'em thing... look, the white rocks will represent a type of pony you'll be turned into. That's all." Chris said.

"So... we're COSPLAYING as furries." Noah rolled his eyes.

Chris scoffed as he said, "No. Cosplaying is for people dressing up in costumes and going to cons, and being a furry is for perverts because they don't have lives."

"Whereas, we're being ponies, going to some 'enchanted world', and it's for the contestants that DO have lives." Noah said.

"Now you're getting it." Chris nodded.

Alejandro paused as he said, "So... whoever we pick, they get to be the same species?"

"Pretty much," Chris said.

Alejandro gave a smirk as he turned to Heather. "Well, my girlfriend..."

Heather frowned as she put down her rock. "Excuse me?"

"Oh come on, Heather, we've been together since All-Stars, I'm sure that you and I make a great..." Alejandro started.

"Alejandro, that whole thing was a prank to get back at Chris in the finale." Heather said. "I never liked you at all. Besides, my boyfriend would be pretty angry when he sees you flirting with me."

Alejandro stopped instantly as he dropped his rock, "Boyfriend?"

"Read my lips." Heather frowned. "I never liked you at all! That thing in All-Stars was never a thing! Remember, we agreed to do that to troll Chris?"

"I KNEW IT!" Chris smirked. "Pay up, Chef."

Chef grumbled as he paid some money to Chris.

Sierra turned to Heather as she asked, "When did you get a boyfriend?"

"A little after the All-Stars scenario," Heather said, pulling out a magazine. "We've been secretly dating , and I think we've hit the mark!"

"Wow... who is he?" Sierra asked.

"Can't say, but he does have that buck tooth that for some reason, I really like." Heather said.

Alejandro growled as Gwen turned.

"Chris, do you really think this is all real?" Gwen asked.

Chris took a deep breath as he sighed, "Come on guys... you've all been fellow competitors for years... friends of mine, even. We've been through thick and thin. I don't want any of you to think it's just another Total Drama season, just to get more fame. No. This is a new adventure... new hope... think of this as a brand new experience, forget everything you know about your Total Drama lives... because as far as you guys know... this is a brand new experience... all thirty-eight of you..."

"Brady wasn't a contestant." Beth frowned.

"Nevertheless, you all gave inspiration for everyone!" Chris smiled. "So, this is your big opportunity. What do you say, fellas? You want to do this season... for the team?"

Everyone paused as they all touched their hearts... and then they all laughed at Chris as everyone got up.

"YEAH RIGHT!"

"WHAT A PSYCHOPATH!!"

"He really thinks there's a land of ponies? And they call ME crazy!"

Chris frowned as he saw everyone laughing. "Sheesh, it's like working with a bunch of kindergartners."

Chef nodded as he put the gas mask on. Chris put his own on as he walked out and shut the doors.

"Hey, what the," Gwen yelped.

"Right; Gas them all!" Chris said.

"What the-" Everyone gasped as they noticed a green gas filling up the room. Everyone was then swaying and swaying into unconsciousness...

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"YOU GASSED THEM?" Celestia and Luna yelled at Chris as they looked in the room.

"It's just knockout gas. Chill-ax," Chris said. "Besides, you said we needed them unconscious anyway for the transformations."

"You should have just brought us out!" Luna frowned. "It would have been easier!"

"Hey, too late now, let's not sweat the details." Chris said as he pointed to Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B. "Okay, Gwen you transform to unicorn, Alejandro, Pegasus, Scott, Earth Pony, and Beverly, Alicorn. The rest just put them in a jar."

"Right..." Celestia said as she and Luna went to work. They engulfed Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B in a bright light as they turned into floating souls. Celestia put them in a jar as she put the rest of the souls in another jar.

"All right, that should be..." Chris nodded.

"Chris??"

Chris suddenly stopped in shock as he groaned. "Oh no..."

Chris then turned to see a red dress wearing blonde with a cameraman following her. The cameraman had black hair and was wearing a tuxedo. Chris's mouth dropped as Discord came out.

"Okay, what's all the..." Discord smiled. "Oh good, that's all of them."

"Blaineley," Chris yelped.

"A-are those ponies... talking? Is this real?" Blaineley gasped.

"Indeed , we are real." Celestia said.

Blaineley suddenly squeed in utter delight as she clung on to Luna, "Oh my gosh; this is amazing! I've always wanted a pony as a kid, but I was always turned down..." Blaineley said, hugging Luna with all her might.

"Yes, yes, I'm cute. Stop hugging me, please." Luna said, getting uncomfortable.

"What are you guys doing here?" Chris frowned. "Josh?"

"Well, Blaineley and I... we came here for the free car." Josh, the tuxedo man, said.

"What? I didn't send YOU GUYS any free car things?" Chris said.

"That's because I did." Celestia said. "Look closely at the contract we made, and you will see that the invitation said 'FORTY' contestants, not 'THIRTY-EIGHT'."

"But, Blaineley shouldn't even count!" Chris said. "She forced herself in the third season...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON!"

"That's why I brought Blaineley over. Even if she forced herself in your third season, she was a contestant too." Celestia explained as Blaineley let go of Luna.

"And Josh here," Blaineley asked, pointing to her fellow ex-co-host.

"For the lulz, as people in this country puts it." Discord explained.

"So, wait... we're competing in another Total Drama season?" Blaineley smiled. "Oh, this is exciting! Where's the popcorn when you need it!"

"Come on..." Chris groaned.

"You have to." Celestia said. "We need an even number of teams."

Chris frowned as he said, "Fine, Blaineley and Josh can come, but you guys are making a big mistake on Blaineley."

"Trust us, it'll be fine." Celestia said as Blaineley looked up.

"So, I have to be a pony or something to be in this game?" Blaineley asked as Josh came over.

"Pretty much, but you need to be unconscious so that the transformation can work." Celestia said. "I know you're both adults, but we need the number to be even."

"Hey, we can do it." Josh smiled. "Just let us know when you're ready."

Chris and Chef then put the gas masks on as Chris said, "Okay, gas them!"

"NO!" Celestia said. "We're doing it my way."

Celestia then looked into Blaineley and Josh's eyes as she started to sing.

(Celestia)

Stay awake,

don't rest your head

Don't lie down upon your bed

While the moon drifts in the skies

Stay awake,

don't close your eyes

Though the world is fast asleep

Though your pillow's soft and deep

You're not sleepy as you seem

Stay awake, don't nod and dream

Stay awake, don't nod and dream

With that, Blaineley and Josh instantly went to sleep. Celestia nodded as she and Luna engulfed their bodies in light, putting them in the jar with the others.

Celestia nodded as she said, "Come morning, everything will be different..."

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"Damn Chris... I think I'm dead now... so this is the way we go, huh? Well, this is just great... just great... question is, do I end up in heaven, or end up in...hell?"

Inside the main hall, a blue unicorn with a blue mane and a star cutie mark, was getting up and opening her eyes a little bit as she rubbed them.

"Sheesh, I feel a lot heavier than usual... I feel... like I'm a young child, learning to crawl..."

The unicorn's eyes came into focus as she noticed three other ponies... one pony was a white Earth pony, with an orange mane and a sharp tooth cutie mark, another pony was a Pegasus, a yellow furred pony with wings, a brown mane and a bull head cutie mark; and the final pony was a grey Alicorn with an orange hat, brown mane and wrench cutie mark. All three of the ponies were getting up as the blue unicorn blinked in confusion.

"Wait...pegasuses; Ponies with a horn and wings; I know one of them seems normal... this must be a crazy dream... running with this..."

"Excuse me? Do you know what happened?" The blue unicorn asked.

"I could ask you the same thing, Gwen." The white pony with the shark tooth cutie mark said.

The blue unicorn, Gwen, jumped. "Scott?"

All four of the ponies then looked at each other... and their first reaction to realizing what had just happened... was to scream.

Alejandro, the red Pegasus, was taking this so well, that he started to run around and panic. "We've been turned to glue factory ingredients! This is hell, this is hell!"

"STOP," Gwen frowned as she used her left hoof (which she thinks was her left hand) to stop Alejandro. "Okay, okay, there has to be a logical reason for this. Okay, I'm Gwen, I know you're Scott, I know you're Alejandro, and..." She pointed to the alicorn. "I'm thinking...B, right?"

B, the grey Alicorn, nodded.

"This is so... strange..." Gwen said as she was looking over her pony form.

"Isn't it?" Another voice said.

Gwen, Alejandro and Scott yelped as they turned to see the Alicorn standing there. All three of them said, "YOU CAN TALK???"

"Well, yes, I can talk. What did you think I was; a dummy?" B said.

"You said it, I didn't." Scott frowned... then paused. "Hey, wait a minute. If you could talk this whole time, how come you never spoke before now?"

"I was just one of those quiet people that had a lot of words in mind that some people just wouldn't understand..." B said. "And there still isn't!"

"Okay, this is freaky!" Gwen said. "Come on, there has to be a logical explanation for this..."

"There is."

Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B turned to see two very familiar humans (Chris and Chef) coming in.

"YOU," Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B frowned as they started towards Chris.

"KILL HIM!" Scott called out.

"BURN HIM TO PIECES!" Gwen called out.

"STOP!"

Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B immediately stopped as they were almost to Chris. Their mouths dropped the instant Princess Celestia entered the room.

"There will be no killing here." Princess Celestia exclaims sternly to the new ponies..

Gwen paused as she said, "Okay, am I dreaming, or is this all real?"

"Sorry to say, you're not dreaming." Discord said as he appeared, jar with the others' souls in hand. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Discord, and I will be the new co-host for Total Drama Equestria."

Discord paused as he said, "That is what we ARE naming this unofficial season, right?"

"Of course," Chris nodded.

"I am Princess Celestia, the guardian of the Sun, and coming out here..." Celestia said as Luna came out of her room. "...is Princess Luna, the guardian of the night and my sister. Together, we are ones to help you all out."

"So... you're real." Gwen said in shock.

"Indeed , we are." Celestia said, "Me and Luna are also co-hosts as well."

Discord frowned as he muttered, "Against my will..."

"Anyway, we're here now, so let's get over this thing." Discord said. "Anyway, Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and Beverly..."

"Please don't call me Beverly. My parents wanted a girl, and I was stuck with that name." B sighed.

"Right," Discord said. "Anyway, you four are going to be captains of four teams. Gwen, you're the unicorn, so you're in charge of the 'Magical Unicorns'."

Gwen nodded as she noticed a red flag with the symbol of a unicorn on it. Gwen took her position there.

"Alejandro, you are the Pegasus, so your team is the 'Flying Pegasuses'." Discord smiled.

"The correct term is 'Pegasi'." Alejandro frowned.

"Whatever. Go to the blue mat." Discord said as Alejandro went to the blue mat with a Pegasus picture on it. "Okay, Scott, you're just a regular pony, so 'Groundin' Earth Ponies' are for you."

"Hmmm...something that can suit my style..." Scott smirked as he went up and sat on the yellow mat with a picture of a regular pony.

"B, you are an Alicorn, your team is purple, and they are the Immortal Alicorns." Discord explained.

"Cool... I guess." B said as he walked over to his purple mat (with a picture of an Alicorn on it) and sat down.

"Okay... where are the others?" Gwen asked.

"In here!" Bridgette's voice called.

Luna frowned as she kicked the jar. Gwen, Alejandro, Scott and B noticed as Alejandro said, "They're floating in a jar? Why aren't they ponies?"

"We asked the same question, too." Leshawna's voice was heard.

"Turns out since Chris isn't in charge of the random pick-em, you guys have to do it." Mike's voice was heard. "So, each of you is going to have to call out the names..."

Gwen paused. "All right..."

Alejandro immediately yelled out, "HEATHER!"

"What, no, I'm not ready yet!" Heather's voice was heard... before one of the floating lights on the jar was seen being pulled out. "No, don't! I wasn't even..."

But before Heather could say anything, a bright light was engulfed. As soon as the light cleared, Alejandro gave a smirk as he turned... and his smirk faltered when he saw Heather's Pegasus form...

Heather was a red furred Pegasus, with a black mane and queen bee cutie mark... but her wings were another story. One of them was fine, but the other was VERY crippled, like it was crinkled from paper.

"I wasn't even DONE with this one yet!" Heather groaned as she looked over the crippled wing. "Great, now I have to have THIS thing for the rest of my life."

Gwen, on the other hand, was laughing. "Wow, Heather, you're so crippled, it's not even funny!"

Heather frowned as she sighed, "At least I'm not bald..."

Heather glared at Alejandro as Alejandro gave a smirk. "Your wing doesn't look all that bad, senorita..."

Heather walked over to Alejandro, turned around, and using her back legs, kicked him straight in the face.

"If you're trying to get on my good side, think again!" Heather frowned. "My boyfriend will be angry when he sees what you did to me!"

"Again with that boyfriend..." Alejandro frowned as Heather turned to Celestia and Luna.

"Come on, why do I have one wing?" Heather groaned. "Honestly, do you people not WAIT for these things?"

"You were given choices to draw up all four forms." Celestia frowned.

"I know, but I was having trouble with the Pegasus one!" Heather sighed. "Now I have to walk instead of fly... this is just great..."

Gwen paused as she thought, "All right... let's see... Courtney."

The next light to glow came out as Courtney's unicorn form appeared. She was brown furred with a brown mane and a checklist cutie mark, as she rubbed her horn.

"Thanks, Gwen. You won't be disappointed." Courtney smiled as she trotted over to Gwen.

"Anything for my BFF," Gwen smiled.

B paused as he whispered to Scott, "Are those two lesbians?"

"No! Of course not! She and I dated on Total Drama All Stars." Scott smiled.

"You two were a thing?" B frowned.

Scott rolled his eyes as he said, "Whatever, I'm taking the strength for my team. Eva?"

Eva's Earth Pony form was a blue pony with a black Mane and a weight cutie mark. Eva just frowned as she walked over to Scott. "Thanks, I guess."

"No problem." Scott smiled. "Glad to be of assistance."

"She was one of my first friends who believed in me, so Dawn, come on out!" B called.

Dawn's Alicorn form was a green Alicorn with a blonde mane and a leaf cutie mark. Dawn smiled as she walked over to B, saying, "Thanks B."

Dawn then turned to the others as she said, "I told you he could talk."

"Okay, let's see..." Alejandro paused. "Noah, I need some brains."

Noah's pony form was a blue furred Pegasus with a brown mane and a book under a lamp cutie mark. Noah rolled his eyes as he said, "Typical... choose the nerd because he can read..."

"Katie, I'm going to choose you to come out, and I'll choose Sadie too if it makes you feel good." Gwen called.

"Really," Katie's voice was heard as both lights came out of the jar.

Both Katie and Sadie's forms were nearly the same, with pink fur, black manes and yin and yang cutie marks. Only difference was that Sadie was a little fatter... which came down on the unfortunate Noah.

"Oomph," Noah groaned.

"Sorry." Sadie said as she got up and started to trot towards Gwen's team.

Noah groaned as he got up.

"You okay, Noah?"

Noah turned and looked at Katie's face. For a brief moment, he looked into her eyes and noticed they had some concern. Noah quickly brushed it off as he said, "Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm all right."

"You sure; I feel a little..." Katie said as she tried to help Noah up.

"Really, I'm good." Noah said.

"Noah, come on!" Alejandro frowned.

Noah paused as he said, "I better go."

"Okay." Katie nodded as Noah ran to his team. Katie walked over to her team as Sadie gave a little smile. Katie blinked as she said, "What?"

"OMG, you have a crush!" Sadie whispered.

"Wha... no, I was just looking to see if he was all right." Katie whispered back.

Sadie just gave a HUGE smile. Katie frowned as she said, "Sadie, come on!"

"If Gwen went for two, I'M going for two! Lightning and... Brick," Scott smirked.

Lightning's pony form was a blue pony with a brown mane, brown hooves and a number one as his cutie mark, with Brick's form being a blue pony with a black shaved mane and a star cutie mark. Lightning smirked as he said "Sha-weet! This is Lightning's hour!"

"Thanks, comrade!" Brick gave a little smile as he went over to Scott's area. "You won't be disappointed, I'm sure."

"I'm going to choose Cody..." B paused.

Cody's Alicorn form, which was a yellow furred alicorn with a brown mane and a computer mouse cutie mark came out as Cody smiled. "Hey, thanks B."

"...and Sierra," B finished.

Cody just groaned as Sierra appeared. She was a purple maned Alicorn with yellow skin and an autograph book cutie mark. She immediately clung on to Cody as she growled over at Sadie. "YES! I'm on the same team on Cody; Not you, me; in your face!"

Cody just stared at Sierra in concern as Sadie just looked over at Sierra, confused. Sadie then whispered to Katie, "What in the heck is she talking about?"

Alejandro paused as he said, "Very well...Sam and Dakotazoid. I could use that monster on my side."

Sam's Pegasus form was a brown mane tan furred pony with glasses and a video game controller cutie mark. Sam paused as he said, "Dakota is not a monster!"

"Yes, I am not! I just..."

Everyone immediately stopped as they turned to the pink Pegasus pony with a blonde mane and a crown cutie mark whose had immediately covered her mouth.

Dakota paused as he put it down. "Wait...I can talk normally again?"

Dakota gasped in delight. "I CAN TALK NORMALLY AGAIN!"

"But... how?" Sam said as everyone turned to Chris.

Chris frowned. "Not me."

"It was me." Celestia said. "I saw every season and know Chris turned a few characters into monsters, so I figured by having the pony form, you'll get your regular form back. It's just a theory, but one that's willing to be worked around."

When hearing this... Chris gulped nervously. Does this mean... "Can anybody here call out Ezekiel's name? Just a theory I have..."

Scott paused as he said, "Ezekiel."

With that, Ezekiel's pony form, a green pony with a blue hat and a question mark on his cutie mark was looking around.

"Hey... is this... me?" Ezekiel paused. "Hey, it is me, eh!"

Ezekiel then immediately turned to Chris as he growled, "Chris, I want to have a few choice words with you..."

Chris paused and gulped before turning to Celestia. "I liked him better as the Gollum lookalike..."

"Too bad; we don't." Celestia frowned.

"We didn't either." Everyone said.

"Come on, e-even you Chef?" Chris said as he turned to Chef.

"I may be with you on most things, but I'm not WITH you on the fact you turned the poor boy into a monster!" Chef frowned.

"You're all kobold necromancers; that's what you are!" Chris frowned.

Gwen paused as she said, "We don't even control the dark arts... anyway, Geoff and Bridgette."

Once the pink pony with a blond mane, a hat, and a cowboy hat on a disco ball cutie mark and a blue pony with a blonde mane and a surfboard cutie mark... they paused as they looked at each other.

"How are we supposed to make out like this?" Geoff asked.

"We'll work out the details later..." Celestia said.

"My pick...DJ," B smiled.

The next Alicorn, a green Alicorn with a white Mane and a rabbit cutie mark, came out as he looked nervously. "Are you sure you want me? I don't want to hurt any animals..."

"What happened was not your fault." Luna said. "You just ran into some extremely bad luck."

"My next pick... I shall take the sassy chick, Leshawna." Alejandro smiled.

A brown furred Pegasus with a black mane, an earring on her ear, and a cutie mark with four cherries appeared as she glared at Alejandro. "You are not putting me on the same team as Cripple!"

Heather glared at Leshawna as she said, "That hurts Leshawna. It really does."

"Lindsay, come out and pla-ay!" Scott called.

A dark yellow pony with a blonde mane and a blue handkerchief on her head, with a flower on her cutie mark came out and smiled as she skipped over to the team, "YAY! I'm important!"

B paused to think... "Let's see... sorry Leshawna, but I'm going to need Harold for my team."

"I understand." Leshawna smiled as a blue furred Alicorn with glasses, an orange mane and a CD cutie mark appeared.

"Cool digs." Harold said. "This could be a big inspiration!"

"Mike, Zoey, come on in!" Gwen called.

The two unicorns, one being a brown pony with a black mane, and three blue circles for his cutie mark, and the other a pink pony with a red mane with a flower, and a flower cutie mark, came out as Zoey smiled.

"Thanks, Gwen. Glad we can be a part of this team." Zoey smiled.

"Yeah; My MPD may be gone, but I can still help out wherever I can!" Mike smiled.

Alejandro smirked as he said, "The crazy girl and the Jersey girl."

A green furred Pegasus with a wild orange mane and a cutie mark consisting of three bombs came out as she said in excitement, "I'M READY FOR THE ACTION! Oh, what's this do, what's that do!"

As the green furred Pegasus started jumping around like crazy, the red Pegasus with purple stick up mane and a hair spray can cutie mark rolled her eyes as she went up to the mat.

Luna paused as she said, "That green Pegasus is SO much like Twilight's friend, it's not funny..."

"Welcome to the team, Anne Maria and the lovely Izzy..." Alejandro gave his smirk.

"We don't like you." Both Pegasi said as Alejandro's smirk faltered.

"Justin and Owen for me," Scott said.

A pale furred pony with a brown mane and a green mat on his back, and a mirror cutie mark smiled as he appeared... but then was crushed by a REALLY fat white pony with a blonde mane and a leaf as a cutie mark. Owen smiled as he said, "Totally awesome!"

"Great..." Justin muffled.

"Don't want to leave Beth and Brady behind." B smiled.

Just then, a pink furred Alicorn with a brown mane with a piggy tail and a flaming baton cutie mark and a red Alicorn with a black Mane and a smiley face on his cutie mark appeared as Brady said, "Whoa... this is weird."

"I know..." Beth nodded. "But it feels good..."

"Call my name, call my name!" Blaineley's voice was heard.

Everybody immediately stopped as Scott's eyes widened. "Wait, is that Blaineley?"

Immediately, a red pony with a red cloak came out as Blaineley smiled. "Oh my gosh! Thank you; now, back to business!"

Blaineley IMMEDIATELY hopped right over to Luna as Scott just stared in bewilderment. "What just happened?"

"Forgot to mention, it's not thirty eight, its forty contestants." Celestia explained.

"So... wait does that mean the other host from Celebrity Manhunt is here too... Josh?" B asked.

All of a sudden, a black Alicorn with a black Mane and a chair as a cutie mark appeared as Josh said, "Hey, thanks, dude! I was wondering if anybody would notice."

"Please get off me." Luna said uncomfortably as Josh went over to the team.

"Wait, I wasn't going to call for her!" Scott frowned. "It's like calling for Staci!"

Scott then face palmed as a pink pony with a brown mane and a megaphone cutie mark appeared.

"Oh my gosh; thanks Scott!" Staci smiled. "It's like my great great Uncle Waldo used to..."

"NO!" Scott groaned.

"And thus, Scott has filled up his team." Luna said as Blaineley joined the Earth ponies.

"I was actually going to call for Cameron." B started...

And then a red Alicorn, with a brown mane, glasses and a neutron cutie mark came out. Cameron smiled. "Looks like I'm your last spot then."

"Great!" B smiled.

Gwen nodded. "Okay, I like..."

"I choose Jo and Tyler!" Alejandro said quickly.

With that, a grey furred pony with a weight cutie mark and a brown mane AND a red furred Pegasus with a sweat band and a tennis racquet cutie mark appeared.

"Thanks, Alejandro..." Tyler said.

"Yeah, whatever," Jo rolled her eyes.

"No! I was going to pick them!" Gwen paused, "Which means..."

"That's right." Duncan's voice said as they all turned to see the black unicorn with piercings, a green mane and a skull cutie mark coming out... followed shortly by a tan pony with a black Mane and a cutie mark with musical notes. "You got me!"

Courtney and Gwen groaned. Courtney because she REALLY hated Duncan right now, and Gwen... for the same reason, but she was mainly groaning because she was hoping not to face Trent again... not after what happened last time.

Chris paused as he said, "So, to get a better feel..."

Chris smiled. "That's all our teams."

"So, I'm a unicorn." Mike said, rubbing his horn. "This is pretty cool."

"OMG, I love being a pony!" Lindsay smiled. "This is so amazing!"

"And an Alicorn seems to be my style." B smiled. "I think we can get used to this."

"I can't." Heather muttered as she lifted her one wing.

Celestia nodded as she said, "Well, let's all go outside, and we'll explain more details on what's to come there..."

"And before we get going to our ceremony..." Chris smirked as he pulled out a remote from his pocket and pushed a button. Chris paused as he waited for something to happen.

Everyone (except for Celestia and Luna) just blinked in confusion as Chris frowned. Chris pushed the button again and again, frowning. "What is with this thing? It was supposed to send Ezekiel to another..."

"We took the batteries out before the captains woke up." Luna frowned.

Chris frowned as he glared at Luna. "You are such a kobold necromancer..."

Luna blinked as she said, "Why does everyone keep referring me to a necromancer? I don't look like one at all."

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We later see all forty contestant ponies outside as Chris, Chef, Celestia, Luna and Discord sat down. Discord coughed as he said, "Okay, so you all know the rules to Total Drama. Well, there's going to be major exceptions. Unlike other times, you are allowed to communicate to the other teams; you're not confined to your own."

"All right..." Everyone nodded.

"Your main home town will be a place called Ponyville. Where you'll have to attend the challenges is at the Everfree Forest. Our elimination ceremonies take place right here in the castle, and we'll explain MORE there. Oh, one other thing..." Discord said. "Since we have forty contestants, we won't be... eliminating one at a time. We will be eliminating TWO an episode."

Everyone's eyebrows rise as they looked at each other. This could be a tough one.

"Yes, indeed , so you'll have to work TWICE as hard to get yourself safe." Discord smiled. "Oh, and the people you eliminate... they don't HAVE to be from your own team, but you only have to eliminate THOSE that are NOT safe from the Princesses' wrath."

"Aren't we voting?" Trent asked. "That's how the past Total Dramas have done it."

"Not this time." Celestia said, "Me and Luna will be deciding based off our thoughts to see which one will go."

"Cool..." Everyone nodded.

"Anyway, the main gimmick is to make friends with every pony here, so be sure to do that." Discord smiled.

"Simple enough," Lindsay smiled.

"Yeah, I love ponies!" Blaineley smiled as she turned to Luna.

Luna paused as she said, "Uh, Blaineley, I think I lost my contact lense . Go find it."

"Sure, Luna," Blaineley smiled as she started to look on the ground.

"There is a slight catch to this whole thing..." Discord said. "For the first few weeks, or days, depending, you are not allowed to reveal that you are humans."

"What? Why?" Gwen asked.

"Won't Chris and Chef being here as humans be suspicious?" Owen said. "I mean, how come we get to be ponies, which, don't get me wrong, it's awesome, but they don't?"

"Like we mentioned, Chris and Chef will be in the background with us. They won't be seen, because THEY will be with us." Celestia said, keeping a close eye on Chris, "CHRIS especially."

Chris paused as he said, "You know, I'm officially scared of you now."

"Good." Celestia smirked as she turned. "Now, I know this is going to be tough, but in the end, we all know you'll be our champion."

Everyone nodded as they got up.

"Wait... what about the confessional?" Mike asked.

"Yeah, we usually get a confessional, eh." Ezekiel said.

Celestia smirked. "Well, you'll get your own PRIVATE confessional to yourself. Just think 'Confessional', and your own box will appear before you to vent your thoughts. Anyway, I think that's about it. We're preparing the balloons so that you'll be ready to start your game. For now though, this is going to be a breather episode, so take it easy and make friends with the locals. By tomorrow, we will begin our first challenge."

"But before we go through with it..." Discord took a breath. "Everypony, I think it would be a good idea if you went to your teams and did an expression on the stage so that the cameras can focus on your lovely personalities."

Everyone paused as Geoff asked, "May I ask why?"

"Because it will symbolize our unity, even though we are breaking our fellowship." Discord smiled.

"Why would we want to do that?" Cameron asked.

Discord glared as he tried to explain, "It will strengthen our bonds as we-"

"What does bondage have to do with anything?" Noah asked.

Discord was now starting to get annoyed as he started, "In our darkest hour, we will always-"

"Isn't it daylight... nine o'clock in the morning?" Lindsay asked, looking up.

Discord was now shaking in anger as he tried to say his line, "But when something really bad is going down-"

"Like what?" Courtney frowned.

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Discord turned to the others. "Look, I'm trying to film the teaser trailer so that when we release it, it's going to get people excited! I want you guys to pose for the teaser trailer!"

Everyone's eyes lightened up as they said, "Oh, okay! That makes sense."

Discord smiled. "We got it? Good! Now, let's do this..."

Cameras then started popping up everywhere as Chris was smiling and Celestia and Luna rolled their eyes.

"Chef, move the camera over to the Unicorns!"

Gwen was looking towards Trent nervously, wondering what might happen as Duncan and Courtney started to bicker a little bit, Mike was seen worrying a little bit as Zoey was comforting Mike, Geoff and Bridgette were making out and Katie and Sadie were excited, yet Katie seemed to look towards one of the other teams (preferably Noah) as Sadie looked over to where Sierra was.

"To the Earth ponies!"

Scott smiled pathetically as Lightning did a pose. Ezekiel was still trying to get used to being himself again as Justin posed, Brick rolled his eyes and Owen drooled over Justin. Lindsay could only look at Blaineley as Blaineley was still looking for Luna's contact lense . Staci was gulping as Eva glared at her.

"Pegasuses, go!"

Alejandro tried to flirt with Heather, but Heather growled at Alejandro, which caused him to back down and stare in disbelief. Sam was helping Dakota out getting used to being herself again. Jo was seen yelling at Noah, but Noah wasn't paying attention as he looked over to where Katie was. Leshawna was helping Tyler restrain Izzy as Izzy was jumping over the place. Anne Maria just rolled her eyes.

"Alicorns, go!"

B smiled as Dawn meditated. Beth and Harold smiled and waved to the camera as Sierra clung to a confused Cody, glaring right at Sadie from the other team. Brady could only look around in confusion as Cameron smiled nervously. DJ then noticed a bunny nearby, and petted it, hoping he didn't hurt the rabbit. Josh pulled out some shades as he gave a smirk.

"Now, ME!"

Discord then jumped in front of the camera and smiled as he did a pose. All the ponies (including Celestia, Luna and Chris) just stared in disbelief as Chef came out, just blinking.

"And... cut the camera! Balloons are ready! And go!" Discord called.

Everyone then got out of the pose as Lindsay dragged Blaineley over to the balloons. All four teams were ready for a brand new adventure of a lifetime...

"And now, the beginning of a new, exciting adventure," Chris announced with his signature grin, "For all you drama fans and Bronies out there, get ready for a Total Drama series unlike any other: Total... Drama...Equestria!!"

"Can we go now?" Anne Maria asks impatiently as she uses her new wings to use a hair spray. "This wind is breaking my mane."

"Before we go, I like to point out two more things." Chris said as Discord makes a couple of TVs appears. "First off, we got cameras all over Equestria that will keep track of you, so that the princesses will decide the eliminations."

"How are you able to pull that off?" Justin asked, puzzled.

"Oh, simple; we hijacked Rainbow Dash's security camera system that was shown on her little e-mails show." Discord remarks slyly as he points to each monitors showing a certain place in Equestria, including the throne room.

"I thought I told her to take those down." Celestia groans in irritation. She got to make a point to scold the Pegasus pony for that later.

"I wonder if that system could be used on the confessionals, too." Chris said slyly.

"Chris." Luna said to Chris sternly, giving him a glare that said, 'don't even think about it.'

"Ahem, and second, about where you will be sleeping throughout your stay, well, we will be having a challenge in the Everfree Forest to decide that." Chris comments to the players. "But until you get word, you can mingle among the ponies as you do in real life."

"Have fun and we will see you soon my little ponies." Celestia said gently to the players.

Once this is done, the players' balloons are sailed off.

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(We see Gwen in one of the Confessionals)

Gwen:] Unfortunately, I am back in this stupid thing doing this who knows when. I got to admit, it's great having an even number of players...I am worried about Trent. Nothing against him but after my second break-up with Duncan...I...I don't know if I should go back to the whole dating bandwagon.

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Eva: Yeah, I haven't been in this stupid thing since Total Drama Island. I was screwed out of the chance to play again the first few times and even in my first appearance, I was voted out thanks to Heather's trickery and those idiots' paranoia the second time. Well, this time, I'm making it further and no one will stop me.

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Alejandro: (angrily) what? Heather got a new boyfriend that she chooses over moi?! Grrr, who is this buck loser anyway?! What does he got that Alejandro doesn't?!

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DJ: My friends claimed that all my bad luck with animals is gone. Even that Luna girl said that it was just bad luck. I am hoping that it's gone because I missed being with the animals...

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The players hang on; their balloons are going to their destinations.

"Wheeeeee; I am flying!" Lindsay giggles as she stood in her balloon.

"Geez, girl; calm down before you fall out of the basket." Blaineley remarks to Lindsay with a frown.

"So Heather, who is this new boyfriend of yours?" Leshawna ask Heather curiously.

"That's for a need to know basics...in other words, you don't need to know!" Heather snaps sternly to Leshawna. The big girl frowns, getting annoyed as usual.

"Oooh, I wonder how far you can fall out of this before you black out." Izzy said eagerly as she looks down from her team's balloon.

"Well, don't try it, Izzy, we need you for this game unfortunately." Leshawna remarks to her team player in concern.

"Sounds fun to try," Izzy said with an insane smile.

"You know, this is quite a view." Mike commented as he looked around the balloon with a smile.

"Okay, just remember what Discord said: don't tell the ponies that we are really humans." Trent said to everyone in concern.

"Why? Since when do I care what that snake or that doofus say?" Jo asks Trent in annoyance.

"Well, the ponies may get worried about finding out that the new ponies are ponies." Trent explains to Jo this situation.

"So? They are friends with author Megan Richards since the Ponyland days." Brady said, not getting the idea of the problem.

"Well, how to explain this better...did any of you heard of that whole Conversion Bureau mentioned on the news years ago?" Trent asks his fellow players, wanting to make a point to his reminder.

"Conversion Bureau," Katie asked in confusion.

"No, we haven't." Sadie said as she shook her head, equally as confused as Katie.

"We don't watch much television nowadays, Trent; we were running for our lives in these dumb games." Duncan remarks with a groan.

"Well, not me, but my parents told me how a crazy Alicorn...who kinda looks like the Celestia chick...came from another universe to try to turn human into ponies against their wills." Trent explains to everyone.

"Oh yeah, I think I heard about that." Cameron said thoughtfully. "But that can't be Princess Celestia, can it? Maybe it's another version of Equestria but evil!"

"Precisely! I've heard that this evil Alicorn was stopped. Now imagine what would happen if the ponies find out we were really humans." Trent said seriously. "How do you think they will view their princess if they think she changes us into ponies without a choice?"

"We were knocked out when it happened and placed into a jar." Scott remarks to Trent in annoyance. "Isn't that the same thing?"

"No, no it isn't. The bottom line is, this Celestia is nice; I rather that her subjects that think that she became the wicked tyrant that this other Celestia is.” Trent said, bringing his point to a close.

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Beth: Trent may been out of the game for a while...come to think of it, so was I, but he has a point. I definitely don't want the nice Alicorn to be viewed as that.

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"Soooooooo....Gwen, out of curiosity, who did you vote for on the night I was voted out in the previous season?" Courtney asks Gwen nervously referring to the previous season.

"Would you rather know or not," Gwen ask Courtney darkly. "The results may shock you."

"On second thought, why dwell in the past, right?" Courtney asks nervously, deciding its best not to know.

"Should've listened to me about 'Mal', huh Princess?" Duncan asks Courtney with a smirk.

"Shut up! I am not your princess!" Courtney snaps to Duncan in annoyance. "It was over when you start hounding Gwen!"

"Here we go again." Bridgette remarked, rolling her eyes.

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Duncan: Okay, so I messed up, big deal. Maybe Courtney could take me back. (Scoffs) Then again, maybe someday pigs could fly.

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Courtney: I am making a new strategy to win this game: get rid of the winners and runner-ups. They appear to be a big threat in this, which means Owen and Gwen despite how she's giving our friendship another chance, must go. Then there's Beth and Duncan, who I'm luckily to get rid of first. And Heather and ‘Al’, ha; too obvious that they must be get rid of. Then there's Cameron, Lightning, Mike and Zoey. Mike may claim to gotten rid of his MPF for good...but I got my eye on that former multiple creep.

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"We're about to land!" Cody calls out, seeing the balloons about to land in Ponyville. "Hang on!"

"I'm hanging to you, Cody!" Sierra exclaimed eagerly while holding to the nerd, to his discomfort.

"Thank goodness it's..." Cameron started before he got cut off, he yelping as Sierra hangs on to him now.

"And to you, Cody Two," Sierra exclaims madly.

"Ick; How do you put up with this," Cameron ask Cody in concern.

"Just try not to mind it. Sooner or later, she may let go or probably move on to something else." Cody said to Cameron, trying his best not to pass out.

"I hope so..." Cameron said worriedly.

On the ground level, six ponies known as the Mane Six watch from below. Applejack asks her leader, friend and princess, "So who are we done supposed 'ta be meeting?"

"I don't know. The princess said that 40 new ponies are going to be staying in Ponyville for a few weeks and we must entertain them as best as possible." Twilight said, checking out the recent letter from the princess. "They are supposed to be arriving in balloons."

"Oh boy, oh boy! I hope they are fun!" Pinkie giggles, bouncing up and down. "This is going to be a very Super Duper Funtastic Day-O-Riffic!"

"Whoever they are, I sure hope they're friendly and kind." Fluttershy said with a smile.

"Yeah, and maybe some of them could be cool!" Rainbow remarked with a grin.

"And better had better manners than the Three Phantomteers," Rarity remarks with a frown. "Nothing against those three ghosts of course."

"And they looks like they don't fly balloons very well!" Rainbow exclaims in alarm. Sure enough, the group saw four balloons about to crash.

"Incoming!" Someone is heard yelling from one of the balloons. The Mane Six yelps as they move out of the way as the balloons crashed.

Once all is clear, the ponies look at the balloons. They hope their new visitors aren't hurt. Just then, turns out they aren't as the new ponies came out, okay but a bit shaken.

"Ugh, that was the worst landing ever." Eva remarks with a growl.

"Well, we may as well try it again then!" Izzy exclaims eagerly.

"No way, you lunatic," Anne Maria snapped angrily. There is no way she wants to do another hard landing. That's suicide!

Twilight decides to greet the newcomers. She clears her throat while speaking, "Hello, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia has send word of your arrival."

"Uh, how much did she tell you?" Brick ask Twilight nervously.

"Oh, just that you're here to visit for a while." Twilight said with a smile. The new ponies sigh in relief. So far, their cover isn't blown.

Pinkie bounces up to Izzy who got up and looks at her. She looks right back. Both of them look at each other doing mirror impressions.

Their friends and the players look as Pinkie and Izzy stick their tongues out, then both smirk and giggle like fools before falling down.

"Oh, man. There's two of them." Rainbow said with an annoyed tone of voice.

"Ugh, tell me about it." Gwen said with a sigh of agreement.

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Owen: Yeah, Izzy is already making friends with the pink normal earth pony. I wonder...does she remember breaking up with me or not?

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"Oooh, I like your mane." Lindsay said to Rarity happily, nodding to the white unicorn's mane.

"Why, thank you, darling." Rarity said with a smile while patting her mane.

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Heather: (disgusted) 'Thank you, darling'. Ugh. A few minutes, and I am already in Snobsville. If I end up being one of them, I am going to throw a fit, a major one, when I get home!"

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"Geez, what happened to your wing? Did you get into a fight with cloud gremlins and lost?" Rainbow asks Heather with a smirk, checking out her broken wing.

"Oh, go put your head in a toilet, rainbow girl!" Heather snaps to Rainbow in annoyance.

"Oooh, oooh! Time for the welcome song." Pinkie exclaims happily as she brought her party cart in.

"No way, forget it! I am NOT singing and neither will you!" Duncan snaps angrily to Pinkie. "Not after the last time."

"Awww, why not?"

"Sorry, Duncan got a bad experience. So do most of us." Tyler said with a shrug. Pinkie gave some puppy dog eyes. "What?"

"Better let her do her song, sugar cube." Applejack said to the group in concern. "She wants so much 'ta introduce 'de new ponies here in Ponyville."

The players pause then nods while Ezekiel said, "Sure; Why not, eh?"

"Better her than us singing." Dakota said with a nod, "Although I don't mind singing."

Pinkie grins excitedly as she quickly opens her cart via a push of button. An instrument band appears as Pinkie begins to dance.

Pinkie: Welcome, welcome, welcome
A fine welcome to you

Pinkie eagerly put hats on the newcomers, especially on the annoyed Duncan, Heather, Jo and the other annoyed ones, as she performs some more.

Welcome, welcome, welcome
I say how do you do?

Pinkie blows a trumpet into Duncan's ear, making him cringe in irritation. She then moves around, pounding on the drums.

Welcome, welcome, welcome
I say hip hip hurray

Pinkie then dances a bit, jumping forward to slide in front of the new ponies.

Welcome, welcome, welcome
To Ponyville today!

"Wait for it!" Pinkie exclaims eagerly. An oven in the cart pops open, blowing out confetti onto the ponies, some of it got on the newcomers.

"Ugh!" Jo exclaims, getting the confetti off. "You are weird than Sierra."

"Come on, she did her best." B said to Jo in concern. "I kinda like it."

"Same here," Izzy exclaims, pushing the button and send more confetti onto herself making her laugh madly.

"Oooh, I'm glad you're here!" Pinkie giggles. "We're going to have so much fun, fun, fun!!!"

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Pinkie: I like these new ponies, I really do! (Looks around) Say, what is this room anyway? Never been here before!

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The hosts are watching, looking shocked. Chef snapped in disbelief, "How the heck did she get in there?!"

"The pink one is random. It's hard to predict what she does." Luna said, sighing while rolling her eyes a bit.

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Twilight begins the tour, taking her new friends (and somewhat) to the first stop: the Golden Oaks Library. She comments, "This is the Golden Oaks Library, my home since I first came here to Ponyville."

"What? Couldn't afford a castle?" Noah asks Twilight, arching an eyebrow at this.

"Oh, I could, but this is home to me."

The group came in; some of them watch their heads upon coming in. Nyx was doing her homework when she saw the new group, making her trot over and say, "Mommy; Are these new ponies that I overheard you speaking of?"

"Ponies, this is my little filly daughter, Nyx." Twilight giggles while nuzzling her daughter a bit. "She has been mine for a few years now."

"And she's an Alicorn too." Zoey said with an approving smile, "Very nice. She looks nice."

Nyx looks puzzled then smiles a bit. Maybe these ponies don't know about her dark past. The ponies either check out the library or got bored and leave. Noah check out some new books.

"Hmm, fascinating; I could spend time in here if I want to." Noah said, checking out some books.

"So wait, you're a bookworm like me?" Twilight ask Noah, arching an eyebrow.

"What, you kidding?" Geoff laughs a bit, waving a hoof in the air. "Once he gets his face in a book, he doesn't want to do anything else; Ha ha ha!"

"Yeah, I mean, a bookworm not wanting to do activities. How boring is that?" Bridgette asks with a smirk, making Twilight chuckle awkwardly. This mare was not surprised.

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Mike: Yeah, it's hard to continue playing this game. I am getting nervous since some of the players I worked with on the previous season are suspicious due to what Mal has done. I'm like a criminal trying to redeem himself for crimes against humanity.

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"What's wrong, sir?" Nyx ask Mike, noticing him looking a bit nervous. "Don't you like my home?"

"Oh, I do like it. I do...it's just...I'm a bit concerned about my fellow players." Mike said with a sigh. "I did some...terrible things in the past that I didn't mean to do and they are suspicious of me." Sure enough, the unicorn glances at some of the players that he played with, like Alejandro, Courtney, even Duncan is weary of him. Mal is gone, sure, but his actions are still in everyone's memories.

"Oh, I know what you mean. I did some nasty things myself."

"Really; we should talk and maybe see what we could do to move on from there."

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Mike: Looks like I made a new friend. I just hope she understood what I gone through though.

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"Hey Twilight," Spike exclaims as he came in with some food; "Got some food for...oh."

"A baby Dragon," Dawn giggles as she came over and hugs Spike. "Oh, I haven't seen a baby Dragon until now; How cute!"

"Oh, I know. That's my reaction when I first met him." Fluttershy said to Dawn happily. Some of the girls came over, commentating on how cute he is.

"Ugh, what is it with girls and baby cute stuff?" Lightning ask some of the guys in disgust, they just roll their eyes, not bothering or even wanting to know.

"I take that to block!" Phobos exclaims, popping up and startling the new stallions. "What? Never saw a Moon Dragon before?"

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Dawn: (having a dictionary of Equestria in her hand) Ah, there it is, Moon Dragon. Well, that makes a lot of sense.

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"So, you have a daughter and two dragons." Bridgette smiled. "Say, you wouldn't happen to have a husband, do you?"

"Boyfriend and he is right here." A familiar voice said.

Everyone then turned to see Ben Mare coming in. "Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am..."

"NERMAL," Everyone groaned as they covered their ears, "The new Nermal on the Garfield Show!"

Everyone paused as they all stared at each other weirdly. Ben just blinked as he said, "Uh, no... I'm..."

"Chester McBadBat, the worst player on the team!" Izzy smiled. "That would explain Timmy Turner's voice on you, Twilight."

Twilight blinked as she said, "Uh, who?"

"No, that guy is obviously Goofy's son, Max." Sierra said. "I'm so sure that's him..."

Ben groaned as he said, "Okay, let me get this clear. My name is not Nermal. My name is not Chester. My name is not Max. My name is not Kovu. My name is not Robin. My name is not Danger Duck, nor has it ever been Noel Kreiss. My name is Benjamin…Mare. There."

Everyone paused as Izzy said, "I rather call you Nermal."

Ben frowned as he said, "The new... guests I take it?"

Twilight nodded. "Yes..."

Twilight then turned to the others. "Just who are these people you mentioned that have similar voices to Ben."

"Uh... they live in... Can... Dry... Gon... Ton... Ia." Gwen said as she almost said 'Canada', but yelped as she tried to look at some stuff... first looking at Spike, then at Phobos, then at some toner that happened to be next to the ink.

"Candrygontonia; Oh, I've heard of that place!" Pinkie said. "It's on the nether regions, far from Everfree Forest."

Everyone sighed in relief.

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Izzy: Actually, those are the voices that Jason Marsden did. Who knew that Jason Marsden, the same guy who does the new Nermal, does the voice of Ben here?

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Back with the hosts, Celestia paused as she said, "I have seen that show on Discord's TV... and I have seen Nermal's character on there... I'm certainly glad Ben is not like that..."

"Oh, but your son would make a GOOD cutest kitty cat in the whole world." Discord smiled.

"Wait... son?" Chris said as he looked up at Celestia. "Gods can reproduce?"

"Watch your mouth." Celestia said as she used her horn to tape Chris's mouth shut.

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After some time hanging with the library, the next stop was Sugarcube Corner, where...

"CANDY!" Owen started running and entered inside right away.

"Wow... that white pony loves food, doesn't he?" Pinkie said.

"You have no idea..." Izzy gave a crazy smile.

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Geoff: As expected, Owen is gobbling in a happy paradise. I think this would be good for his self-esteem... though I have a bad feeling about the gas later on...

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"Soooooo, honey, wanna eat some more cupcakes later?" Izzy ask Owen madly.

"But I thought you broke up with me." Owen points out to Izzy with his mouth full.

"Awww, that wasn't me! That was Brainzilla!" Izzy points out to Owen with a chuckle.

"Huh. Works for me," Owen remarks with a smirk.

Gwen meanwhile sat at table, talking with Twilight and Ben, "So wait, your coltfriend's full name is Benjamin Maregillian?"

"That's right, Gwen." Twilight replied with a nod.

"My mom didn't have time to put it on the full adoption certificate." Ben remarks with a nod. "Oh, my mother is Princess Celestia."

"Your mother is the princess?" Gwen ask, surprised that Ben's mother is one of the new co-hosts. "You don't look like an Alicorn."

"She adopted me." Ben said to Gwen with a shrug.

"Oh. That makes sense." Gwen said simply.

"So do you have any ponies in your love life?" Twilight ask Gwen with a smile.

"Well, I'd be honest, I've went through two breakups already. I preferred not to get back onto the dating bandwagon right now." Gwen said, still upset over the fact that she's on a team that has two of her former exes.

"Really; how come," Twilight ask Gwen puzzled.

"Well, my first one, Trent...well, it's too complicated but he threw some contests for me that got my teams mad at both him and me so we broke up." Gwen remarks with a frown, recalling her break-up with Trent. "And Duncan..."

Gwen, Twilight and Ben saw Duncan smirks as he grabs a fork and pokes Harold in the flank hard, causing him to yelp in pain. Duncan, Scott, Brick and Alejandro laughs cruelly at this.

"Ugh! Idiots," Harold exclaims angrily to Duncan and his troupe.

"He's a louse." Gwen stated dryly.

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Harold: (angrily) Okay, Duncan learned what happened if he pushed me too far back in Season 1. I may not control the votes but if he pushes me, I may have to find some way to make him pay.

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"Trent seems like a nice colt." Ben said as we see Trent trying to use magic to play a guitar to some of the ponies. "Did you ever think of getting back with him?"

"Once or twice, but I think he moved on." Gwen said dryly.

"But don't you miss him?" Twilight ask Gwen in concern.

"Well, sometimes but...again, I prefer not to get back onto the dating bandwagon." Gwen said with a sigh, looking downward.

"Look, you should speak with Trent sometime, see if he misses you." Twilight said to Gwen comfortingly. "Who knows? He could surprise you?"

Gwen looked at Trent for a moment until she said, "Maybe you're right. Maybe I should speak with him and see what happens."

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At Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack leads the group, smiling as she exclaims, "Well, partners, 'dis here is Sweet Apple Acres, home o' mah family who helped found Ponyville."

"Ugh, stinky, ugly, dirty..." Scott said, sniffing around a bit then smirks, "Reminds me of home."

Applejack glanced at Scott with an intrigued smile as she said, "'Den yew must've lived on a farm like mah family does."

"He's a dirt farmer." Sierra remarks to AJ with a nod.

"And a challenge tosser." Zoey remarks dryly.

"Check what Ah liked 'ta called Apple Bucking!" Applejack exclaims as she kicks at a tree with her hind legs. This causes a lot of apples to fall off a tree, "Heehaw!"

"Ha! You call that 'Apple Bucking'?! Let Lightning show you how it's done! Shazam," Lightning laughs as he kicks at a tree...causing a bunch of apples to fall onto him, burying the arrogant new Earth pony. "Ouch!"

"Reminds you of someone, Rainbow?" Rarity asks laughing as she recalls how Lightning's arrogance reminds her of a certain Pegasus pony's ego.

"I don't act like that!" Rainbow pouts while crossing her upper forelegs as she flies in the air.

"I could be wrong, but I think she's in denial." Lindsay remarked.

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Lightning: Lightning will show them all. Lightning has made it to the finals before and Lightning will do so again! Last season doesn't count!

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Scott: If I ended up on a farm like Applejack, I could be ruling her and her family by the merger. Eh. No more dealing with morons with alter egos, screeching girls and Goth girls who uses bear poop for paints!

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"Stay away fro' 'de Everfree Forest y'all. It ain't safe an' magic don't work naturally." Applejack warns her new friends in concern.

"Uh, thanks for the warning but we may go out in there for...personal business." Jo remarks dryly. "And it's none of your business!"

"My great grandmother invented trees! Back then, they were called grass!" Staci exclaims, making Applejack frowns.

"Are yew lying 'ta me?" Applejack asks Staci in irritation. "Because if there's one thing Ah can't tolerate, its liars."

"Better get used to it." Trent remarks then speaks quietly. "She may not be here long."

"Ah hope not." Applejack growled. "If she ends up living here, she'll be thinking another thing."

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Staci: I got to say, this Equestria thing is very amazing. My great mother...

Pinkie: (peeks in) and that's enough out of you, Miss Liar Pants on Fire!

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"There it is again!" Chris exclaimed in surprise from witnessing Pinkie in that confessional, "Boy, when they say Pinkie's so random, she really means it."

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Courtney nods as she motions Katie, Sadie, Geoff and Bridgette near her. Bridgette asks quietly, wondering what Courtney's up to, "What is this about?"

"Okay, I think it's time forming an alliance." Courtney said to the others sternly.

"Huh? What for," Geoff ask puzzled.

"Against the winners and runner-ups; they run this Total Drama thing in the past and I think if we take them down one by one, we will be winning." Courtney said to her fellow players eagerly.

"Wait, aren't Gwen, Owen and Duncan part of that troupe?" Katie asks in concern. She knew that Owen and Gwen are the winner and runner-up (or is it the other way around?) of TDI with Duncan being the winner or runner-up of TDA.

"Right and some of our other friends are in it as well." Sadie said in agreement.

"Look, I think it would be best if the other players like us or anyone else get a chance at the big bill." Courtney explains clearly with a sigh.

"Sounds...reasonable," Geoff said thoughtfully. "But isn't Trent gonna be in this group?"

"Look, Trent will most likely blab the whole plan to Gwen! He is too close to Gwen as it is." Courtney remarks with a frown. "Plus, when 'Mal' got told her, there goes my plan."

"You kinda deserve it for going for money over friendship you know." Bridgette reminds Courtney of the mistake that cost her the last time.

"Yeah, and that's what people hate about you." Geoff remarked dryly.

"Trust me. Gwen didn't want to continue this game after, for what the fifth time? We are doing here a favor and I know you don't want to continue Chris's dumb game after all this time." Courtney points out to the others who were silent. She's right, Gwen would want out of this game like they do. "Besides, I betcha the other teams want to get rid of the winners and runners up too!"

During this time, Fluttershy is giving some apples to some of the players though has trouble keeping peace between Heather and the arguing Alejandro. Their teammates just glare.

"Those two are going at it again." Leshawna remarks dryly. "Even when they aren't together, they argue like a dumb couple."

"Right and they also made it to the Final Two of TDWT." Noah remarks dryly while looking thoughtful. "So how about we find a way to make sure that doesn't happen again?"

"Oooh, ooh, kick them out, kick them out!" Izzy exclaims jumping up and down eagerly.

"Yeah, I wouldn't mind kicking those two a new one." Jo remarks with a smile.

Meanwhile, Lightning is at it again, trying to pull a cart which Big Mac was pulling. He laughs, "Lightning can pull this cart."

"Shucks, do you need help?" Big Mac asks Lightning in concern.

"Lightning needs help from no one!" Lightning laughs but yelps as the cart suddenly roll out of the control, chasing him away. Owen was busy eating apples to notice.

"What a goof, a total goof." Scott laughs evilly at what happened to Lightning. The chase ended when the cart hits him, sending the pony right into a fence. Scott turns to the other players that aren't winners or runner-ups, especially Blaineley. "Okay, so it's agreed?"

"Yes, we get rid of the winners and runner-ups, this game is for us." Blaineley remarks with an evil grin.

"Hey, I want to make it close to the merger this time, eh." Ezekiel said with a smirk. "I am so for it."

"Just remember, any rude comments about women or annoying hip-hop lingo..." Eva then crush an apple with one hoof somehow, making Ezekiel yelps a bit. "Get the message, Zeke?!"

"Right, right, got it, eh." Ezekiel said nervously, backing off.

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Ezekiel: I've learned my lesson about the last few times that led me to become the mutant creep. Therefore, if I wanna make it through this, I gotta stay on the players' and those princesses' good side, eh.

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"Nice work, Beth; you're the girl, ouch!" Josh calls out to Beth who is quickly using magic to hold up a barrel of apples.

"What I'm doing isn't that great."

"Yeah, still, you're a team player." DJ remarks with a laugh. Then he looks concerned as he turns to the rest of the team, minus Brady, Cameron and Josh. "You're serious about getting rid of Beth and Cameron?"

"Yes. Nothing against them but as Beth is either a winner or a runner-up of TDA, still not clear of that, and Cameron is either the winner or runner-up of Revenge of the Island, we got to work hard to get rid of them." Cody said with a sigh. "In this game, it's either sink or swim."

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B: Cody got the right idea. Of course, although I want to have a chance at winning, I would like it if some of us have the advantage. Know what I'm saying?

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Josh: (grins) Heck yeah! This is what being on the show is all about. Blaineley definitely messed up in World Tour. Not me. I'm going to make it, baby! Yeah!

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"I wonder what they're talking about." Fluttershy said, noticing how certain species are talking amongst themselves.

"It's like this whole thing is a game to them." Ben said, observing the ponies' recent behavior.

"If it is a game, I wonder what they're playing," Pinkie asked in wonder.

"If it is, I wanna play if they ask." Rainbow remarks with a smile.

"Relax, Rainbow. Don't forget, you still got to try out for the Equestrian Games, remember?" Twilight points out to Rainbow of what she's going to be doing for the Equestrian Games soon.

"Oh, right." Rainbow said, realizing what Twilight meant.

"Still...best to keep an eye on them, just in case," Twilight said in concern. With what's going on lately, with the boxes, the appearance of Chase the Warrior, the ghost house matter, and such, Equestria got into some situations lately.

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Dakota: So far, we were doing fine in keeping our cover. No one suspects whom we really are...of course then came that crazy incident...

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The gang are on their way to check out Rarity's Carousel Baroque. Dakota spots a door on the side of Sugarcube Corner. Curiosity got the best of her as she came over and open it.

Rainbow, noticing, yelps as she asks nervously, "Uh, Dakota? I wouldn't open that if..."

Dakota opens the door...revealing a freaky looking Pinkamena on the other side, smirking madly as she said, "Your number just came uuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!"

"AAARGH," Dakota screams in terror as she closes the door. Rainbow slaps herself on the forehead as the mare rush to Sam, hugging him, "Brrr! There's something in there that looks like Pinkie, only with a flat mane and with creepy teeth!!!"

"Look, I'm sure it's just an illusion." Sam said to Dakota in concern, trying to calm her down.

"Go ahead, Dashie." Pinkie said, popping in and smiling to Rainbow. "Tell her about the weird creature that lived in my secret dungeon ever since we made 'Cupcakes'."

"No." Rainbow snaps sternly to her friend. The last thing she wants is to bring Pinkamena Diane Pie up!

"Aw, come on, tell her!" Pinkie said eagerly.

"I said no!" Rainbow said, standing firm in the matter.

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Dakota: (shaken) What were those ponies thinking?! Keeping something like that in a quiet nice town like this?! Brrrr! I don't know why but I'm staying away from cupcakes for a while!"

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The gang reaches the Carousel Baroque where Rarity shows off her dresses. Lindsay giggles as she tries one on, "Wow, you are an expert."

"Thank you, darling. I did win the fashion show in Manehattan one time." Rarity said proudly. She motions to her cup nearby. "See?"

"'World's Great Grandma'," Ezekiel ask, reading the label and laughing. "Yeah, you must be getting old, eh?"

"Uh, no; that was something that Sweetie made for our dear grandmother. The trophy is next to that one."

"Oh, that one," Tyler said, seeing the real trophy now. "Cool!"

"Heather, darling! Come on out." Rarity said to a dressing room while smiling. "I want to see how you look."

"Screw you, I ain't coming out!" Heather's voice snaps angrily. "Not in this outfit."

Gwen smirks mischievously then she, Zoey, and Cameron uses their magic to force Heather out of the dressing room. She is wearing a pretty dress, has bows on, and has make up on. Some of the team mates laugh at her.

"Oh laugh it up, losers. Ha ha ha. I will be winning in the end." Heather remarks angrily to the laughing ones.

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Cameron: (laughing) HA HA HA HA HA!

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Leshawna: (laughing) HA HA HA HA HA! Oh man! That really made my day!

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Owen: (pounding on a table) HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Pinkie: (laughing) HA HA HA HA HA! (Take a deep breath, then pauses) What are we laughing at?

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"Ugh," Jo exclaims angrily, wearing a dress of her own while some of her pals laugh. "I swear, I'm going to pound you for this, Rarity."

"Do it and you answer to me," Spike snaps angrily as he stood on one tail. "Come on! You wanna go at Rarity? I like to see you try! Come on!"

Jo rolls her eyes then grabs Spike, throwing him into a garbage can. The others glare at him in shock and annoyance as the bruiser leaves.

"Okay, I will give you that round!" Spike is heard snapping from the trash can.

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"Should we disqualify her for that," Luna asks her sister curiously, frowning at what Jo has done to Spike as seen on the monitors. "I mean, that wasn't sportsponyship."

"If it comes to the point when Miss Jo pushes too far, we will have to deal with her when her team goes to the elimination round." Celestia said sternly to her sister.

"Princess," Private Kenny calls out as he trots into the room. Chris and Chef yelped and ducks to avoid being seen in time. "We got reports of an explosion from the Everfree Forest."

"Oh dear. What happened?"

"We don't know. A pony whose was travelling by saw an explosion occurring and called the Royal Guard. We are searching for the owner known as Carol...we don't know what happened but I fear it may be the Apocalypse Ponies or the Dark Ponies."

"Well, inform the Mystic Ponies at once and double the guard. If we got a new enemy, we may have to do what it takes." Celestia said sternly. Private Kenny salutes the princess as he heads off quickly. "Mr. McClean? Your game came at a bad time."

"Relax. That's what makes this game fun." Chris said calmly as he and Chef came out of hiding. "Mal came in as a new enemy, messes with the players, and he's gone at the season finale."

"Yeah. You just love drama." Chef remarked, rolling his eyes, making Chris glares at him.

"Just as long as this new enemy doesn't blow up my new mansion that you gave me, I'm fine. Bad enough Duncan or Sierra kept blowing up some of my stuff, those ungrateful..."

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"Interesting." The Superior said in amusement as he and his cronies watches what's going in their meeting room back in their HQ. "New ponies...yet they don't appear to be...ponies."

"I think they are humans disguised to be humans." Wilco remarks, putting one hoof under his chin. "It's the only best explanation. I wonder what we shall to do to respond to this turn of events."

"Let's break them!" Fluttercruel exclaims sinisterly while raising her lances up. "I'm up for a killing!"

"No, no, not yet. We wait to see what's going on before moving in." The Superior said calmly to his fellow members. "Grimmore and the Dark Ponies will be informed in case they need to...enter at some point."

The other members nod in agreement, accepting their master's idea. Trix looks at the portal in concern. She got a bad feeling about this....

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Pretty soon, everyone else was at Fluttershy's cottage as DJ was looking around nervously.

"Go on, he won't hurt you." Fluttershy said as she pointed to a nearby shark.

Scott, upon noticing, yelped as he jumped to the side and hid behind a bush. "I'll stay here, thanks."

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Scott: I've... had some bad experiences with sharks, in case you couldn't tell...

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"It's all right, I've got something to cuddle..." Blaineley said from offscreen.

Twilight turned and her mouth dropped as she saw Blaineley hugging Ben tightly, against his will. Twilight frowned as she said, "Get off him!"

"You're right." Blaineley smiled as she let go of Ben and hopped right to Applejack, who got uncomfortable. "She's much more comfy."

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Blaineley: I can't help it! They are so adorable! I'm not stopping until I hug EVERY pony in this world!

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Watching this, Celestia got a little comfortable as she muttered, "I hope I didn't make a mistake, inviting her..."

Chris, hearing this, smirked. "Having regrets?"

"No, I'm not." Celestia frowned. "It's just... I don't know... I feel she's the most likely to..."

"Reveal everything?" Chris finished her sentence.

"...Not what I was going to say, but..." Celestia said.

"Come on, sis, you gotta chill." Luna said. "What are the chances someone..."

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"Aw, that's so cute." Lindsay said, cuddling a kitten. "They're all like the ones back in Can-"

"-ny Kolan, which is where we are from!" Heather said, covering Lindsay's mouth.

"Oh, Canny Kolan; Yeah, we've heard of that place." Ben said. "Though why you would live there is beyond me."

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Heather: Wow, either we got lucky with these hiding our real world's names with their world's names, or it's just dumb luck.

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Lindsay: I was going to say Canned Tuna.

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Luna paused as she said, "Uh, never mind."

"Aw, come on, you can't fault Lindsay for that." Chris said. "She is one of the brainless ones."

"Fine, fine," Luna said.

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"Help me." Rainbow Dash muttered as she was now being hugged by Blaineley.

With DJ looking around nervously, he saw Angel hopping by. DJ, gulped nervously as he said, "Uh, hello there... little guy..."

Angel looked up towards DJ in curiosity. Angel came up to DJ and sniffed him. DJ, nervously went down to pet him... and covered his eyes, as if something bad was going to happen. DJ opened one eye... and he was surprised to see for once, nothing bad went down. DJ sighed in relief as he started becoming more comfortable.

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DJ: I can't believe it! Nothing bad actually happened for once! I'm actually near an animal, and nothing bad happened! It was bad luck that last time! That streak is over! Yes!

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"You really are a lover of animals, aren't you?" Fluttershy said as she noticed DJ petting Angel.

"Call it 'experience'." DJ said.

While this was happening, Noah sighed as he was reading over a book called 'History of Ponyland'. Twilight came over to Noah as she asked, "Interesting book, so far?"

"Oh yes, I've been studying history, and I really wanted to know more about Equestria's history." Noah said.

"Well, if you need anything, you are free to ask me." Twilight said. "I've studied a lot on Ponyville, and the history of before Equestria."

Noah nodded as he turned the page... then blinked. "Hey, I just noticed there's a gap between April 11, 16 B.E. and May 11, 16 B.E."

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Upon hearing this back at the monitors, Celestia's eyes started to dim as she started to worry. Nobody else had noticed.

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"Really," Twilight said as she took the book and read it. "Hmmm, you're right. This book is missing a month. Well, no problem. I'm sure I'll find a fresh copy with that month intact."

"Great..." Noah said.

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Noah: You know, at first, I thought, "Great, living in a world of ponies is going to suck", but coming in... actually, I'm very interested in all the history that went on, all the way from B.E., Before Equestria, and A.E., After Equestria. I want to know more about this place. I'm hoping I can stick around for a while to see what that is.

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"There's a lot more places, but you're good from here on in." Twilight said as everyone got into Ponyville. "Though if you have any more questions, don't hesitate to ask. The princess has told us that you'll each be sleeping in one of our places here in Ponyville... but which ones, she doesn't know yet. For now, you can sleep in my library, if you so desire."

Everyone gave their nods as Twilight said, "Great and GET OFF ME!"

Everyone had to chuckle as they saw Blaineley holding on to Twilight. "But you're so fluffy..."

"Off. Now." Twilight said.

"Fine..." Blaineley groaned as she got off... and immediately latched on to Rarity.

"Uh..." Rarity said nervously, "Help."

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Heather: Seeing Blaineley... well, this is just an embarrassment. Yes, we get the ponies are cute... but we shouldn't cuddle every one of them! Sheesh... this is just embarrassing... you don't see me cuddling with some stuffed animal!

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Upon seeing their bags that just happened to be at the library, everyone was getting unpacked as Heather looked around. No one was looking. Heather quickly put her hooves in the bag and pulled out a small stuffed cat. She quickly hugged it then quickly put it back in the bag. Luckily, nobody had noticed...

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...except, of course, for the monitors and the hosts.

Discord smirked as he said, "Hoo, gossip!"

"Hmmm...you know, I always saw that stuffed cat in Heather's bag whenever she brought it." Chris paused.

Celestia frowned as she said, "You SPY on the GIRLS in the GAME?"

"No..." Chris gulped. Celestia gave a glare. "Well... not all the time."

"He's right." Chef nodded. "Most times, he'll spy on them in the showers."

Celestia and Luna gave a VERY menacing glare to Chris, who gulped. "You goddesses have the WRONG idea... I only do it in case of..."

"Yeah, do me a favor, McClean." Luna frowned. "Think before you speak."

Chris decided to shut up.

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It was a relaxing first day in Ponyville as everyone was starting to enjoy themselves. Some may say the newcomers seemed a little off, but all in all, they got along really good. Lindsay, Katie and Sadie were going along great with Rarity as they were trying on new fashion styles. Eva and Rainbow Dash were pumping up as they were determined to race. Gwen, Trent, and Noah were talking with Twilight about what books they'd like to read as Applejack was keeping Alejandro on her hoof. Heather, watching nearby, just laughed. Anything that hurt Alejandro, she was fine with.

With Fluttershy, she, DJ, Dawn and B were having some drinks as Duncan, Harold, Ezekiel, Scott, and Josh was talking.

"So, what do you think of this... whole experience so far?" Duncan frowned.

"I don't know, I think... it seems great. Very peaceful, nothing to worry about..." Harold said.

"Eh, it's okay." Harold said.

"Just no sharks, please..." Scott said.

"Still, it feels good to just be in a season for the first time." Josh sighed. "As a host of Celebrity Manhunt, it feels great to be alive in a game like this!"

"We-" Ezekiel started as they heard hearing music.

Everyone turned as they saw Pinkie and Izzy wearing an assortment of instruments as they started to play them.

"What the heck is going on?" Heather asked as everyone watched.

"All right, ladies and gents, comical poems suitable for the occasion!" Pinkie smiled.

"Extemporized and thought up before your very eyes!" Izzy smiled.

"Here we go!" Pinkie and Izzy smiled as Izzy started to play a tune on the piano.

Everyone watched as Pinkie and Izzy started to entertain everyone.

(Izzy)

Room here for everyone, gather around!

(Pinkie and Izzy)

The constable's "responstable"! Now, how does that sound?

"Wait, hold on, hold it, hold it; hold it!" Courtney frowned as she stopped Pinkie and Izzy's music number for a moment. "Responstable is not a word."

"Well, yeah. We made it up." Pinkie said.

"Well, unmake it up!" Courtney frowned.

Pinkie and Izzy blinked as they looked at each other.

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Celestia and Chris paused as Chris said, "Why does that book they're holding have a title that says the very thing we're film- oh, right. The pink one's random, and Izzy is too."

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Pinkie and Izzy shrugged as they started to play again, as they turned to Twilight.

(Pinkie)

Hello Twilight Sparkle, here's one, it's a mix!

(Pinkie and Izzy)

Twilight likes to walk in the park with Nyx!

Twilight chuckled as she said, "Okay, that's good."

Pinkie and Izzy then turned to Heather.

(Izzy)

Hey there, Heather, this one's a ripple!

(Pinkie and Izzy)

Why the one wing? Are you a cripple?

"Ha ha," Heather rolled her eyes as everyone laughed.

Pinkie and Izzy turned to Alejandro.

(Pinkie)

Hello there, Al, you are so sweet!

(Izzy)

No wait, you're a snake, a bad cheat!

Everyone laughed as Alejandro frowned.

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Pinkie and Izzy smiled as they danced around, turning to Applejack.

(Izzy)

Ah, Applejack, a story for you,

(Pinkie)

Your relatives were smaller than you, but they grew!

Everyone laughed, even Applejack as Pinkie and Izzy turned to B.

(Izzy)

Say, Beverly, have we left you out?

(Pinkie)

Well don't worry, because everybody has cares about!

B smiled a little bit as he chuckled. Dawn gave a smile as Pinkie and Izzy turned to Owen.

(Pinkie)

Hey there, Owen, you look good tonight!

(Izzy)

Just watch what you eat, and don't overbite!

Everyone clapped as Pinkie and Izzy started to dance again as they turned to Rainbow Dash.

(Pinkie)

Oh Rainbow Dashie...

"Yes, Pinkie," Rainbow Dash frowned... then she turned to see that Pinkie and Izzy... just stopped playing as they looked up in the sky. The winds seemed to be blowing in an odd direction as Pinkie and Izzy's eyes started to glow.

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Back in the monitors, Celestia's eyes widened. No, it couldn't be...

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Pinkie and Izzy paused as Izzy started to play that same tune again but more melancholy than before.

(Pinkie)

Winds in the east...

(Izzy)

A mist coming in...

(Pinkie)

Like something is brewin'...

(Izzy)

About to begin...

Everyone just blinked as they just stared at Pinkie and Izzy.

(Pinkie)

Can't put our finger...

(Izzy)

On what lies in store...

(Pinkie and Izzy)

But we feel what's to happen.

It all happened before...

The wind stopped blowing as Pinkie and Izzy went back to normal. Twilight paused in shock as she said, "What the heck was that?"

"Oh, we must have zoned out!" Pinkie said. "Now, where were we?"

"We were about to finish up!" Izzy said.

"Oh, right!" Pinkie smiled as they started doing a comical dance and hitting themselves with random instruments, ending with Izzy and Pinkie hitting themselves with cymbals.

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"Boy, that was hilarious!" Chris said back at the monitors, "Amusing."

"Indeed ." Luna said. "What did you think of that, Celestia...Celestia?"

All four of them noticed that Celestia had disappeared.

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Celestia was now in her library as she opened a picture safe. Inside that safe were a small letter... and a book. Celestia took out the letter and read it... as she started to worry. "It can't be him... he can't be back..."

"Princess, there you are!" Private Kenny came in to the library as Celestia put away the stuff in the safe. "We managed to locate the explosion... but we found Carol's body. She's dead."

Celestia sighed as she said, "Check again... she's not dead. She's been... parafried."

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Celestia walked back to the room with the monitors as Discord said, "There you are, you missed out. Oh, it was such a scream! Katie and Sadie were helping Rarity out with work; Lindsay accidentally spilt some black toner right on Heather..."

Luna then noticed Celestia's worried expression as she asked, "Everything okay?"

"Fine..." Celestia sighed. "I was just mulling over the mystery of what happened at the Everfree Forest... but I think I know one thing... this isn't the Apocalypse Ponies OR the Dark Ponies' doing..."

"What are you talking about?" Chris asked as Luna cocked her head in confusion.

"Never mind for now," Celestia said. "Let's just focus on this game, okay?"

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At this moment, the group was having their time before one of the contenders started to do something.

"Yo, check what I got from the library! A cool orb thing," Ezekiel spoke off to reveal a sweat looking blue orb to the group.

"Ooohh, it's beautiful? Can it do anything?" Lindsey spoke in seeing her reflection, very nice.

"Oh-oh; It must be magic! Somepony try a spell to active it!" Izzy spoke out excited to wonder what this orb does.

"Maybe some magic will work!" Courtney stated from preparing to use her magic on the orb to see what it does.

"No don't! That's the Orb of Confusion!" Twilight shouted to warn the group, but....

Suddenly from Courtney's magic, the orb was releasing blue waves that spread, and was making everypony in the room...at doopy & confused.

"Duuuuugh. Duuuwwoooghhh," Suddenly, everyone was looking really silly and goofy on their appearances now.

Twilight used her magic to shield herself and then undo the orb which cease the wave link and reverted everyone to normal.

"You can't just bring something you don't know! Messing around with the Orb of Confusion will give you...." Twilight was scolding those that were messing with the orb, telling them that doing such would result in one thing she was getting to before she was cut off.

"Confusion," Pinkie Pie popped in to issue the idea of what her friend would have said.

"Ugh, yeah, that?" Twilight slowly responded in that being her point.

"So like, where'd you dig up this thing?" Noah asked off in not knowing where such an object even came from.

"It was something we recently received by an anonymous pony?" Ben shrug off his shoulders that they just received it and don't know who gave it to them, but they made sure to be careful in being in possession of this Orb of Confusion, it's very tricky and confusing stuff.

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At the moment, we see Discord making a confession at this moment off camera.

Discord: FYI, the one who brought in that little treat, was me. Figure it could be funny to seeing folks get confused during such moments.

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"Yo, what's this thing?" Geoff asked from holding up a disc with a gem in the center.

"That's a special disc called the Melody Mirror. It shows what has been recorded from any previous ponies that sang songs to be recorded." Rainbow Dash explained what the object was so that the new ponies would know it better. "It's kinda like seeing a Music Video, but differently, like a scene of what happened to any of us that involved a music or some singing. It was a cool gift that Johnny Brock gave to us, as he's the Rockstar Celebrity that's the greatest rocker in all of Equestria."

"Wow, he sounds amazing!" Sadie clapped her hooves in feeling excited to hear about the rockstar guy.

"Like, totally!" Katie nods in agreeing with Sadie before they hug, the Mane Six could tell these two were close best friends.

"Question, can you choose what song and event scene it can play for you?" Duncan asked off in liking to know something, despite not always liking to sing even though he sometimes has a hard time saying no when others say he likes it.

"Why yes, it'll be display for everypony to see. Though you must be warned, it's not just our songs & music; it has some villains’ melodies as well." Rarity spoke forth in making this statement about what anypony can view & hear when the Melody Mirror shows a display like a wide-screen hologram to project whatever scenes of music & song plays out.

"Yep, some fellas songs ended up being recorded, but we try ‘ta avoid them. Some o’ them even have scenes o’ music play while an action event happens, an’ trust me’ they're too scary fro’ ‘de villains' side," Applejack nods with a stern face, the songs on that disc have even the bad guys singing, and the heroes try to avoid them as much as they can.

"Hmm, maybe we'll wanna see & hear some. I know I would." Duncan spoke under his breath in becoming interested in this.

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Now we see Duncan confessing something off camera view.

Duncan: Everyone knows that in the music business , the villains always make the best rock n roll sounds to pump the soul. So maybe I'll check them out with the others so we can see what sorta songs made it into its memory.

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The contestants were then walking through Ponyville as they talked with each other.

"Geez; Pinkie and Izzy would act like twin sisters, if that's possible." Justin remarks while posing for some of the passing mares, making them giggle. Surprisingly, the Mane Six are immune. Rarity just rolled her eyes, Twilight still got her colt-friend, Fluttershy kept on looking away shyly, AJ and Rainbow just frown and Pinkie...'s being Pinkie.

"Please, don't put that idea in our heads!" Cameron remarks with a shudder, "Two Izzys. Brrrrr!

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While everyone else passes what Pinkie and Izzy's thing was was randomness, Twilight and Noah figure there's something more to the message. What it is, they don't know.

"I wonder why there's a month missing." Twilight remarks in concern.

"Who knows or cares?" Noah asks with a bored look. He saw three fillies; a Pegasi one is riding a scooter while towing a wagon with an Earth pony and a unicorn. "Oh, look; Little fillies."

Blaineley squealed, "Ohhh, aren't they adorable?!"

The three fillies turned and, as their eyes widened, noticed an exciting Blaineley rushing towards them as she shouted, "I wanna eat you up!!! HUUUUG," Hearing this got the fillies' eyes widened.

"Scootaloo, scoot as fast as yew can! We done got a crazy one!" Apple Bloom screams in terror to Scootaloo.

"Right," Scootaloo exclaimed before she started going faster on her scooter with the use of her wings.

"Come on, I wanna hug!" Blaineley exclaims as she chases after the ponies.

"Hey, stay away from my sister and her friends!" Rarity exclaims angrily as she chases Blaineley.

"Come back here!" Applejack yells out as she joins in on the chase.

"Stay away from my fan!" Rainbow exclaims while joining Rarity and Applejack to stop Blaineley from chasing the CMC. The others look bewildered.

"What...the hay...is that about?" Nyx ask in concern.

"Uh, you know. Some ponies are crazy about ponies." Beth remarks to Nyx sheepishly.

"And my co-host is the craziest of them all." Josh remarks with a chuckle.

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Bridgette: (annoyed) What was Celestia thinking? That Blaineley is going to end up being kicked off the first elimination. (Pauses) Not that I care, mind you. At least with her gone, we got a simple game. Chris's lover is going down.

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(We surprisingly see Chris and Chef in the confession)

Chris: (annoyed) Okay, seriously? Why do folks think Blaineley and I are an item? She tries to take over my quarters and made an illegal alliance with Chef for crying out loud!

Chef: Must be because how both of you are insensitive and rude to the contestants. I don't blame them.

Chris: Geez, people!

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"Incoming," A voice is heard. The ponies and contestants saw a familiar goofy Pegasus pony about to crash into them.

"Out of the way," Twilight yelps. Most of the gang got out of the way...most but Tyler, who got rammed by Derpy hard to the ground.

"Sorry! Thanks for breaking my fault." Derpy said sheepishly as she got back up.

"What am I? A glutton for punishment," Tyler groans a bit as he recovers from the accident.

"Tyler!" Lindsay exclaimed in concern.

Eva rolls her eyes as she forces Tyler to his feet then tosses him to Lindsay. She snaps, "You're welcome!"

"Letters for the new ponies," Derpy exclaims happily as she took out four letters, giving one each to Gwen, Scott, Alejandro and B.

"What's that?" Twilight asks the new ponies curiously.

"Oh, just something; don't worry about it, Beautiful Princess." Alejandro said with a smile, trying out his charms on Twilight. But Heather rolls her eyes while Twilight just glares.

"Back off, I got a colt-friend, Al." Twilight snaps to Alejandro sternly.

"Oooh! Feisty; I like it!" Alejandro exclaimed.

Suddenly Alejandro yelps as he finds himself forced into the air, confronting an angry Ben who is using his magic. The Earth pony snaps, "I will be nice since this is your first day...stay away from my filly or things will get ugly. Got it?"

"Y-Y-Yes, sir!" Alejandro said nervously. He doesn't wanna feel Ben's wrath!

"He can use magic? Earth ponies can't use magic...can they?" Lindsday ask in confusion as Ben drops Alejandro onto the ground.

"Long story involving Ben's cutie mark," Twilight said with a grin.

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"It's a letter from Chris." Gwen said as she and the other team leader read their letters. From the ponies' look, she adds, "He is someone...who got us here; Heh heh heh."

"Looks like we're hitting the Everfree Forest now," B said in concern.

"Can we come with you?" Fluttershy asked her new friends in worry. Why would this 'Chris pony' want to meet the new ponies in the Everfree Forest?"

"Oh no. We are fine on our own." Cody remarks with a nervous chuckle. "Once we get Blaineley back, we will leave."

"Applejack, can you get Blaineley?" Twilight calls out to Applejack who is in the progress of trying to pull Blaineley off of Big Mac with her rope.

"Ah done will once Ah git her off o' Big Mac!" Applejack mumbles due to the rope in her mouth.

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The Everfree Forest looks spooky and dangerous, especially after the incident with the Tree of Harmony is down. The teams, after getting Blaineley off of Big Mac, goes through it, looking a bit disgusted.

"I don't understand one thing." Courtney said in concern. "Who saved me and the ones in the balloons from floating off? Chris?"

"No, Chris would've let us get killed." Jo remarks dryly and annoyed, "Must be one of those dumb ponies or that Discord snake thing."

"I'd go for Discord too." Ezekiel remarks with a smile. Turning to some of the players who played in Season 5, he comments, "Hey. Uhhh...nothing personal for almost killing ya back in the mines, eh?"

"Yeah, yeah, nothing personal," Mike remarked sheepishly to Ezekiel. "You were out of your mind."

"As well as hunting you down and tossing the money into that..."

"Zeke, stop; Make one comment about the volcano incident from World Tour and I will throw you in the nearest volcano in this place!" Heather scowls angrily to Ezekiel making him yelp a bit.

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The teams arrive in the clearing where the hosts are waiting. Celestia comments, "Welcome, my little ponies, to your first challenge."

"This challenge is a non-elimination one. It will determine where you will all be sleeping tonight." Chris said to the teams with nods.

"All right, for this..." Luna begins to say but Discord cuts her off, much to the Goddess of the Night's irritation.

"Sorry! We're out of time for this episode!" Discord exclaims, speaking to the camera. "What amazing challenge awaits for our players?"

"Ugh, this again," Heather ask in annoyance.

"Where will our players sleep? Who will get the boot?" Chris asks then smirks devilishly as he held up a boot, "This boot to be precise. It's very stinky and the players gotta wear it all day; Heh heh."

"Eeeew," Some of the players remarks, grossed out by that.

"Seriously, which players will end up taken down by the end of the game? Find out next time on...TOTAL...DRAMA...EQUESTRIA!!!"

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In the far regions of the Everfree Forest, the blue and black horse with the one eye was still searching, looking for something to find. The horse gave an emotionless expression as he knew he had to find the object... he had to find... the weapon he lost...

A long, LONG time ago...

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We see clips of the next episode...

An announcer's voice is heard, "On the next Total Drama Equestria, players make their own versions of the Elements of Harmony to sleep...then compete like mad in the second challenge. Which two players will get kicked out? And what's with that creepy horse? The next episode of Total Drama Equestria is coming soon so don't miss it!"

Author's Notes:

Very interesting, huh? I can't wait for the next episode. Here are some references...

This chapter has references to the My Little Pony shows and comic books, as well as some of my past fan-fictions and others’ fan-fictions; there's even reference to some episodes of the Total Drama seasons.

There are a LOT of references to the 3rd Anniversary That Guy with the Glasses special, 'Suburban Knights'. Expect more as this story comes.

Two of these song sequences came from 'Mary Poppins'. The latter song sequence, (ESPECIALLY the last verse) will have some potential later on.

There is also a reference to 'Saving Mr. Banks'; Hint, 'The Constable's "Responstable".

The Boot reference is a reference to a SpongeBob episode "Missing Identity". The Orb of Confusion is from the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy episode from the same series.

As for why I decided to eliminate who here... well, since nobody is eliminated yet, we'll save that for another time. In case you don't know what I mean, well, for the final author's notes, I will give some reasons why we booted who we boot here. That will wait for another time in another episode.