What's this stuff? It's all red and wet...and it's coming out of me...ouch it hurts make it stop! Make the pain stop!... … why does it only hurt there? It's just not right, unheard of...there, now it hurts there too...but that's not enough, this red stuff is pretty, I can just throw a party with it... … … there it makes a nice wall decoration...but I need more...more...more more more... … … … There's more... there's lots more...hey why am I so sleepy?...damn it eyes stop being so heavy...stop it...I want to have a party with this red stuff... … I know... … … Hey! That hurt more and now I can only see half!...hey wait, there's more of the pretty red stuff in there... Let's find more... … … hey now I can't even see the pretty red stuff!...this is so unfair...why does everything hate me...it's so unfair...i just want to see the pretty red stuff...I'm still tired too...but now my eyes aren't heavy at least... … hey...this black...I think it's more pretty than the red stuff...maybe...if only I could get the pretty red stuff in the blackness here...maybe...maybe...maybe... hey I'm starting to feel cold...I can barely stand now..I'll just sit down then... … … hey it's still cold...it's getting colder...there's not enough pain though...the hurt is warm...that's it, I'll just give myself more hurt... … … … hey it's not working...why isn't it working!... … ...hey... … … this isn't... … …so... … ...bad... … this black will go on... … … … … ...forever.

Pinkie, Dashie and a whole lotta red

“Come on Dashie isn't this fun?” “It really is Pinkie!” “Look at it all!.” “I know!...Red and pink look sooo good together.” “Not as good as it does every other color...” “Ya, it does look better on me.” “It does! Hey let's go have more fun!” “Ya good Idea! But let's finish with this one...it's not done yet.” “But I thought it was...” “No it's awake now...see? It's screaming.” “You're right Dashie...more fun and more beautiful scarlet!” “I know...more! More!... … … there's a good pony...hey Pink...I wonder what we look like.” “Silly you can just go look in a mirror!” “I mean...everypony always has something diferent about their insides...why don't we try something with ours...” “Wait you mean make our red stuff come out?” “No, that would make us sleep forever and that would be too boring...I mean we make our outsides each other's insides...” “OOHH why didn't you just say so!” “Because I didn't feel like it...should we clean up?” “Of course! We can even do it WHILE we're cleaning up!” “Ooh that's a good idea.” “Come on Dashie!” “I'm coming...heh, sure gonna miss that Gryphon...but that bitch had it coming.” “Ya! I can't believe she was such a meanie to everypony...she even made Fluttershy cry...” “Ya...OH we shoulda got Fluttershy over here to help!” “Oh that would have been so fun...but she and Rarity had some fun of their own...probably like what we were just doing.” “I hear Twilight and Celestia made another visit to the Dungeon in Canterlot.” “Oh that place is so fun. AGH! COLD COLD COLD!” “I know...but your insides are warm...” “Oh Dashie, you know how to make a Filly feel good!”

p.s. this oneshot may branch off into other messed up oneshots

Lavender, Sun, Betrayal and Scarlet

“So what did this one do Princess?” “This one was caught planning on assassinating you...it took all of my constraint not to start sooner for thinking such of you.” “Oh he's gonna get it...what do we have for today for use in the Dungeon?” “Anything you want.” “Ooh I like that tone...let's go for the classic for guards that betray...” “Excellent choice.” “There you are with that tone again...are you trying to seduce me?” “Hn maybe...but that will have to wait until after!” “Oh yeah...let's start...first the left wing... … ...ah the beautiful scarlet.” “And the Right Wing...it's almost as beautiful as Lavender.” “Oh Princess, you make me giggle.” “I'll make you do more than that later...” “Ooh...now you got me almost wanting this to end too soon...” “That would be less fun though...let's keep going.” “Of course your Majesty.” “Hey don't call me that, my most Faithful student... ...oh silence your screaming you earned it.” “Well there's the left legs.” “And the Right...it's amazing how the magic can keep him alive as just a head and torso!” “You sound so excited...I like that.” “Oh let's just finish him...I can barely control myself!” “... ...Eyes...got them...Magic's gone, he's all set now.” “Finally! I'll have the Loyal guards throw it away...but now...my Chambers...now.” “You don't have to tell me twice.”