It was another day in Ponyville for its resident human, DJ. This particular morning had him walking around town, not really doing anything. There were no apples to pick, no books to reshelve, he had the day to spend however he pleased. Needless to say, he was bored out of his mind.

I know what we could do! Let’s go spread some chaos and destruction!

“How about no. That’s your thing, Malice, not mine. Keep that kind of stuff to yourself.”

Fine. UGH!! My annoying sense is burning. Something really annoying and nauseating about to happen.

“Wha?” DJ then stopped in his tracks as music began to play around him. He looked over and saw it was good ol’ Pinkie Pie who was singing as she shopped around the market. DJ smiled and followed her, enjoying her song along the way.

When he caught up to her, he found the others outside Sugar Cube Corner. They raised a big banner with a Pinkie drawing of Rainbow Dash. “What’s going on everypony?” he asked.

“There you are DJ! We were wondering what was taking you so long,” said Twilight.

“Can somepony fill me in here, ‘cause I’m confused again,” DJ said while scratching his head.

“DUH! It’s my birthday! Not only that, but it’s also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!” explained Rainbow Dash.

“Good heavens, Rainbow Dash! It’s your birth-iversary!” announced Rarity.

“EXACTLY! So I need a party that’s gonna be epic!”

“Then I’m your pony,” came a voice. Everypony turned to see an orange pony wearing a poncho and cowboy hat. On his back was a saddle where a rubber chicken sat. “The name’s Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties.”

“What a coincidence! I’m Pinkie Pie and I plan parties!”

“I know, my Cheesy sense told me,” he said mysteriously.

“You have a Cheesy sense? I have a Pinkie sense!”

“I sensed you did. Where ever there’s a party in need I’ll be there. Be it winding, hootenanny, or shindig, I’m your pony.” I know that voice from somewhere…why can’t I place it?

“A pair of party planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?!” exclaimed Pinkie.

“I’ll tell you what – making this party epic! So what do you say, party planners?” asked Rainbow.

“Oh, I think we can do it!”

“Oh, I don’t think so.” The girls gasped. “I know so!” He threw off his hat and poncho, revealing a bright yellow t-shirt. His voice also changed, no longer dark and mysterious, but fun and energetic. “After all….” And he began to sing.

NO WAY!! That’s Weird Al! How does that work?

You sure that’s Weird Al? They then saw as he bounced around playing an accordion. Yep, that’s him. Cool.

The other ponies carried Cheese Sandwich off, DJ following behind. He turned around and saw that Pinkie had been left behind. DJ stopped and went back to her. Pinkie looked upset and he knew he should try to help. “Pinkie? You alright?”

Pinkie looked at him and forced a smile. “Of course, silly. I’m just peachy. I’ll see ya around!” She took off, leaving DJ in his thoughts. I wonder if I should go after her.

Don’t worry about, it. She’s a strong kid, plus maybe she’ll finally break and make stories like—

Don’t you dare finished that sentence! That is not who Pinkie is or ever will be!

DJ returned his attention to helping with the party preparations. Cheese Sandwich had big ideas when it came to party planning. There was a grand stage in the center, surrounding by everything from amusement park to a circus. The preparations were nearing completion, that was until…

“Freeze Cheese!” Everypony turned toward the voice, away from Cheese Sandwich who was showing them a massive ice sculpture of Rainbow’s cutie mark. Rarity and Fluttershy parted, reveal a very angry Pinkie Pie. “I challenge you…to a goof off!” The others gasped, except DJ who was confused out of his mind.

“Oh, no! Not a goof off!” said Fluttershy.

“What’s a goof off?” asked Rarity in a whispered tone.

“I have no idea,” Fluttershy admitted.

“This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie,” said Cheese. “You think you can out-goof me?”

“Oh, I don’t think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash!”

“And the loser?” asked Twilight.

“Doesn’t!” said Pinkie. The others all gasped, even DJ looked surprised at her boldness.

“So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you… boneless?”

“No pony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless?” he asked his chicken. Boneless simply sagged in his seat.

“Then the goof off is on for high noon!”

“Um, Pinkie?” said Twilight, pointing at the clock tower. “It’s already 3 o’ clock.”

“Oh. Oh, well then. Make 3:10 to goof off!” She said as she and Cheese stared competitively at each other. DJ simply walked off, his right-eye twitching. Twilight followed after, and found her coltfriend banging his head on a brick wall.

“Uh, DJ? What are you doing?” she asked, truly confused.

“So...Many…Bad…References!” he said as he continue to bang his head. Twilight didn’t know what he meant, so she walked off. Just DJ being DJ. Unfortunately, he eventually blacked out from the pain. He awoke some time later, to find Pinkie leaving Ponyville. He stared wide-eyed as she continued to walk out of town. DJ raced after her, truly concerned. He caught up to her when the others did. Turns out Pinkie felt she had dishonored her party nature and thought she didn’t belong in Ponyville anymore. Thankfully, Rainbow Dash cleared the air.

“Don’t you get it? You’re both super-duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you’re Ponyville’s permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we can’t have a party without you.”

Cheese then made an appearance behind him. “Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.”

“Why me?”

“Well…” and he began to sing again. Still hate the singing, Malice?

It’s Weird Al singing. He may be some strange pony, but it’s still his music damn it. Now, shut up, I want to listen.

Pinkie was really surprised that she was Cheese’s inspiration and they settled their differences.

“Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two,” said Rainbow. “It’s my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!” Pinkie and Cheese smiled in glee and took off to finish the preparations.

Later that night…

“Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo every! Rainbow exclaimed with burst of confetti. “Hah, it’s totally—“

“Epic?”

“Yeah, it is!”

“That’s all I needed to hear, little filly.” He walked over to Pinkie, who was writing in her diary about the day’s events. He pushed a case forward, causing DJ to look over from the stage he was on. When the case opened, Boneless was inside and he glowed a rainbow light for a moment. The key of laughter! Three down, three to go. But what do they mean? “A little memento of my visit.”

“You’re giving me your special rubber chicken friend?”

“Oh, he’s not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it’s—“

“Where do you think you’re going Cheese?” called DJ from the stage, causing the stallion to stop and turn around. “You and Pinkie may have started this party, but now it’s time to crank it up!”

“AW YEAH!” screamed Rainbow. “You got some rockin’ tunes for me DJ?”

“I got two special songs for ya, Rainbow. And this first one deals with you directly. ‘Cause you know what you are, Rainbow?”

“No, what am I?” she asked with uncertainty.

“Well, Rainbow, you’re a troublemaker!”

You're a troublemaker...

You ain't nothing but a troublemaker girl

You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down

The way you bite your lip

Got my head spinnin' around

After a drink or two

I was putty in your hands

I don't know if I have the strength to stand

Oh oh oh...

Trouble troublemaker. yeah

That's your middlename

Oh oh oh...

I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain

And I wanna know

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

Oh oh oh...

My mind keeps saying

Run as fast as you can

I say I'm done but then

you pull me back

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker!

It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind

I see a silhouette every time I close my eyes

There must be poison in those finger tips of yours

Cause I keep comin' back again for more

Oh oh oh...

Trouble troublemaker, yeah

That's your middlename

Oh oh oh...

I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain

And I wanna know

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

Oh oh oh...

My mind keeps saying

Run as fast as you can

I say I'm done but then you pull me back

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

Oh oh oh...

My mind keeps saying

Run as fast as you can

Troublemaker

I say I'm done but then you pull me back

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker

Maybe I'm insane

Cause I keep doing the same damn thing

Thinking one day we gon' change

But you know just how to work that back

And make me forget my name

What the hell you do I won't remember

I'll be gone until November

And you'll show up again next summer, yeah!

Typical middle name is Prada

Fit you like a glove girl

I'm sick of the drama

You're a troublemaker

But damn girl it's like I love the trouble

And I can't even explain why

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

Oh oh oh...

My mind keeps saying

Run as fast as you can

Troublemaker

I say I'm done but then you pull me back

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker

Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

Oh oh oh...

My mind keeps saying

Run as fast as you can

Troublemaker

I say I'm done but then you pull me back

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart attack

Troublemaker

Oh oh oh...

I swear you're giving me a heart

attack

Troublemaker

“That was awesome! What’s next?” DJ smiled at her enthusiasm. He looked over and saw that Cheese Sandwich had stayed to enjoy the show.

“Well, to do the next bit, I need the rest of the band. Big Mac, Spike! I need ya up here, pronto!” Seconds later, both of them were on stage. Uno pulled forward to join in the big number.

(DJ – Kendall, Big Mac – Logan, Uno – Carlos, Spike – James)

[Kendall:]

I can feel it in the air

I like the truth but loves a dare

Livin' life like it's a vacation

[Carlos:]

We are golden like the sun

Never, never bend, we all stay young

'Cause we're the here and now generation

[All:]

Try and knock us down

We'll get up every time

We can run this town

So let's do what we like, do what we like

All day, every day is a holiday

We're alright, 24/Seven

All day, every day all we gotta say

Is live your life, 24/Seven

Woooooo Wooooooo 24/Seven

Woooooo Wooooooo 24/Seven

[Logan:]

We got no one to impress

Looking fly no matter how we dress

Standing up forever 'cause there is no wind

[Carlos:]

It doesn't matter where you're from

We're all together here as one

Tomorrow comes, we'll do it all again, yeah

[All:]

Try and knock us down

We'll get up every time

We can run this town

So let's do what we like, do what we like

All day, every day is a holiday

We're alright, 24/seven

All day, every day all we gotta say

Is live your life, 24/seven

All day, every day is a holiday

We're alright, 24/seven

All day, every day everybody's saying

Live your life, 24/seven

Woooooo Woooooooo 24/seven

Woooooo Woooooooo 24/seven

All day, every day's a holiday

We don't care what other people say

All day every day's a holiday

We don't care what other people say

(Hey ho, let's go!)

All day, every day is a holiday

We're alright, 24/Seven

All day, every day all we gotta say

Is live your life, 24/Seven

All day, every day is a holiday

We're alright, 24/seven

All day, every day everybody's saying

Live your life, 24/seven

Wooooooooo Wooooooooo

(C'mon and sing it baby)

24/seven

Wooooooooo Wooooooooo

(Come get me, baby)

24/seven

C'mon and sing it baby

Sing it, sing it baby

(24/seven)

“That was a good party, DJ,” complimented Cheese Sandwich. “But it’s time I left.” And he headed off into the sunset.

They watched him go as the party continued behind DJ and the Mane Six. Pinkie then spoke up. “I never did get that pony’s name.”

The others yelled “Cheese Sandwich” at her. DJ’s eye began to twitch again.

“Hehe. I was only kidding! Come on, let’s get back to the party!” They headed back towards the celebration. DJ just stood there on the hill. Twilight turned back towards him.

“DJ? You alright?”

“I think I’m gonna go back to my wall.” He trudged off, eye still twitching. Twilight only looked to the sky, shaking her head. DJ will be DJ.

So many references!! It’s too much man! IT’S TOO MUCH! He thought to himself as he pounded his head on the bricks. Malice was having a good laugh the whole time.