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*flashback* (a few months prior when Naga was on a diplomatic meeting with his mother) Naga found himself flying through a window with his newly meet "uncle" Fragment. After trying unsuccessfully to kill him on the assumption he was hostile given his entry the assumption was not unrealistic. Now attempting to escape the wrath of his aunt Celestia that his uncle had brought upon them he wondered if perhaps he would have been better off if he had succeeded.

Gaining control of the situation Naga proceeded to envelope them in his power and teleported them to the bottom of the castle. Fragment looked at his nephew and laughed at the sight of the black alicorn having directly appeared underneath a garbage shoot and was now coated in a pile of rotten fruit. Naga scowled and incinerated all traces of the matter from himself and walked up to his newly found relative. "So why exactly am I following you?" he asked miffed.

"I duknow maby to avoid the piano that will hit you in 5 seconds if you don't move?" the stallion said grinning a troll face at him. Naga was burried under a white piano that had been thrown out after them by his aunt in hopes of at least getting some form of revenge for putting her to sleep and breaking into her vault. "Yes!" the alicorn princess shouted at the top of her lugs leaning out the window. Shadowy smoke rose from the wreckage of the musical device and formed itself into Naga who said. "OK i guess that would be my reason if i had to worry about that stuff."

Fragment regarded his nephew with new-found interest saying "So what do we do next? ooh I know lets go see if we can get into a fight around here. Know any bars?" Naga looked surprisingly happy at the mention of violence "Oh yea I know of one but just to make sure we are related cause some of the shit were about to drink would be lethal to a mortal." Fragment nodded with vigor knowing that after what that pink mare had given him nothing could even come close to being strong alcohol. Or so he thought. Naga took him to a remote bar and they sat down at the counter, while materializing a red duster and guitar case with his magic.

After a curious glance from Fragment Naga smiled coyly and said you'll see. The barkeep came up to Fragment and placed a glass of liquid in front of him at Naga's request. He picked it up and downed the liquid and instantly regretting it as he felt like liquid lava had just entered him through his mouth. Ce coughed violently as Naga laughed saying "invented by the colt version of Pinky Pie from another dimension, I take it from your confidence that you tried her brand of liqure." Fragment scowled at his nephew as his vision blurred and he lost his balance from his body attempting to identify the foreign liquid he just ingested.

The bar keep looked over to Naga expression unchanged and asked him "What'l you have?" He looked at him a slight smile on his face "A strawberry sundae please." the keep looked at him annoyed "Don't serve kid stuff like that here." Naga continued to smile and proceeded to draw twin pistols from his jacket and fire rounds into several ponies heads who had proceeded to gather behind them. Fragment watched in horror as they fell to the floor and Naga calmly picked up the guitar case and slung it over his shoulder. Catching the look from his uncle he held up a hoof saying "Wait for it."

Suddenly the bodies of the ponies contorted and leaped forward morphing into demonic figures that Naga tore to shreds with continuous fire from the pistols then hacked the rest to bits with an over-sized sword that had been hidden in the guitar case. He ended the frenzy by sheathing the pistol he still had out the other sheathed earlier to make room for the sword and twisting the sword with a flick of his wrist coating the walls in blood. A moth landed on the door to the outside and Naga threw the sword slicing it in half impaling the sword in the door.

Fragment followed Naga out of the demon infested bar to find the barkeep's body stuck on the end of the sword Naga had thrown at the moth. He watched from the top of the staircase that led down to the underground bar as Nag retrieve the sword and put it back into the guitar case slinging it at proceeding up the stairs. As he did the body of the bar pony twisted and launched a demon at him as he spun around guns drawn "next time, put strawberry sundaes on the menu

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