“Are you still calm? Shouldn’t you be worried at least a little?” Deidara asked Sasuke. The two young men knelt on opposite sides of a small clearing in the woods. Both were exhausted and wounded, but Deidara worse off than Sasuke. “Come on, un.”

Sasuke just stayed motionless and unresponsive to Deidara’s words. “You’re about to be killed by my art,” Deidara said. The passive teen across from him again made no acknowledgement of the blond’s existence, other than to keep staring at Deidara. “Ha… Ha ha ha… Huh ha ha ha… HUH HA HA HA HA! THAT IS WHAT ANNOYS ME THE MOST ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER! YOU THINK YOU ARE JUST SO COOL!” Deidara roared in rage, a complete one-eighty in mood from his laughter a moment before. “Those eyes, those overconfident eyes make me so sick. Your eyes, always judging me and my art, I’ll never forgive them for that.”

Raising his reattached arm, Deidara said, “you have absolutely no respect for my art, I can tell that you don’t. I CAN NEVER FORGIVE THOSE EYES THAT JUST IGNORE MY ART!” He gasped for breath, the pain of his wounds making it hard to breathe.

In a bored tone, Sasuke said, “I couldn’t care less about all of that. I just want you to tell me where I can find Itachi.”

Deidara bent over, rage clouding his mind. However, before he said anything, he swallowed the feeling and took a calming breath. Sasuke, meanwhile, deactivated his bloodline limit. Deidara responded, “So you’ve retracted your Sharingan? Do you really take me that lightly?”

Ripping off his blue shirt, Deidara exposed the black symbol surrounding a stitched wound over his heart. Placing his palm over it, he used the mouth on his hand to cut the stitches. Grabbing a ball of clay with one hand and pulling the stitches with the other, he revealed that the wound was actually a mouth on his chest. Laughing, he fed the clay to his chest mouth. The veins in his skin turned a dark black while his entire body started to turn transparent.

“This is my ultimate art,” Deidara declared. “This time, I’m going to detonate myself. In death, I shall become art itself! No one has seen an explosion like this, one that leaves a scar on the very earth itself. And then, I’ll receive more admiration for my art than ever before! But then while I’ll be admired, you’ll most definitely be dead!”

Sasuke tried to stand, tried to flee, but was unable to pick himself off of the ground. “This explosion will cover ten kilometers,” Deidara boasted. “You can’t run away from this one, un!” As his body continued to fade out of existence, the black veins contracting towards his heart, Deidara declared, “Tremble. Be afraid. Recoil in despair. Cower in awe! And cry your heart out! Because my art…”

At this point, Deidara’s body had disappeared and all of the veins had constricted into a black egg shaped ball marked with two eyes and a jagged mouth. Sasuke recoiled, again trying to get away from the suicidal bomber, but to no avail. The floating egg cracked, a stream of light emerging from within. The light grew brighter as more and more cracks appeared. With a cry of “Katsu,” the egg opened its mouth and exploded.

“… IS AN EXPLOSION!”

It was dark. That was the first thing that came to Deidara’s mind. He could tell that his eyes were closed, but even then, he could tell that there was no light beyond them. It was cramped. He was trapped, encased within something. Yet it felt natural, like he was supposed to be here. The mad artist could not explain why, but he knew that this was where he was supposed to be. The odd thing was that the last memory he had was blowing himself up; Deidara wondered if he really was dead.

Outside, he could hear muffled voices. In an attempt to discern what was being said, he reached within himself for his chakra so that he may amplify his hearing. However, upon doing so, his chakra felt odd. The tenketsu felt all out of place and his chakra felt… off. ‘Warmer’ would be the word he would use, or perhaps ‘denser.’

Ignoring the changes in his chakra and chakra network, Deidara focused his body’s energy in his ears. “…Take it to room 108,” a man’s voice said.

“Understood.”

When his prison started moving, Deidara figured that it was safe to assume that he was the ‘it’ that they were referring to. After a minute of listening to the sound of horse hooves on stone and the voices of a random passerby or two, Deidara’s prison came to a rest.

As the hoof steps retreated, a woman’s voice called out, “Well, Ms. Sparkle?”

From just outside of his prison, Deidara heard the sound of a small girl nervously laughing. The girl’s chakra signature fluctuated, as if she was using a jutsu. ‘Is she a kunoichi?’ Deidera thought.

Apparently, by the sounds of her struggle, the desired effect was not occurring. Eventually, the girl gave up. “I’m sorry I wasted your time,” she solemnly said.

Suddenly, Deidara’s prison was shaken by a huge chakra induced explosion in the distance. The artist silently moaned, whishing he could have seen the artistic majesty of that explosion.

The girl, however, had other plans. A huge burst of chakra washed over him; had he not just felt the same signature moments before, Deidara would have sworn he was next to a Jōnin performing an A-Ranked jutsu instead of a young girl. A blast of chakra impacted his prison. Suddenly, his eyes were assaulted with light.

As he blinked to clear his eyes and took his first breath in several minutes, Deidara was struck by a second blast of the powerful chakra. As the jutsu took hold, he could feel his body rapidly expanding against his will. The bomber’s head crashed through the ceiling, revealing to him that he was in an unfamiliar city. “What the hell?” he asked in a deep voice that was not his own.

Within a few seconds, the jutsu ended and he found himself shrunken down. Next to him stood two horses, one purple but regular sized, and one white and absolutely giant. The larger of the two said, “Twilight Sparkle.”

Sheepishly, Twilight Sparkle, apparently the smaller of the two, said, “I'm so sorry. I didn't mean...”

“You have a very special gift. I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities,” the larger said.

“Huh?” Twilight asked, confused.

“But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study,” the larger continued.

Again, it seemed as if the purple unicorn could not comprehend the situation. “Huh?”

“Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protégé here at the school.”

“HUH?”

“Well?”

“YES!” the mare exclaimed.

“One other thing, Twilight,” said the giant, winged horse.

“More? My cutie mark! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!”

“Pardon me, un,” Deidera said in a now tiny voice, “But can someone please explain where I am? Or what I am? Or who and what the hell you all are?”

Author's Notes:

*Bang!* Have a new story. Originally, when I envisioned this story, It was Sasori who was reborn as Spike. Then I switched it to Deidara because I thought It would be funnier. Currently, Deidara is trapped in the body of newborn Spike (so tiny!). Since dragon growth is based on their mental state, I would expect that Deidara will grow to teen dragon size very soon (he's 19, according to the wiki).

FYI: Chakra = Magic

Now I expect this chapter's style to be just a tad odd compared to what I will write in the future. Most of this stuff comes directly from the shows in question.
MLP S1 E 23: The Cutie Mark Chronicles.
Naruto: Shippuden: Episode 124: Art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSclA4e3zOY

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Anyone who knows my writings knows that I always end my chapters with these ridiculously long author's notes. This is no exception.

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Translations:

Sharingan: Copy Wheel Eye: Genetic ability that grants photographic memory and mild precognition.
Tenketsu: Chakra points: nodes in the body where chakra is released. Unicorns have close to 50 in their horn and skull, Pegasi have 25 in each wing, and earth ponies have an extra dozen in each limb.
Jutsu: Technique. Unicorns would call it a spell.
Kunoichi: Female Ninja