It was a normal day in Equestria as Rainbow trots into the room of her home where her computer is at. She got an important event happening and wants to share it with her fans.

After sitting down, Rainbow begins typing onto her computer, "All right, fans and fan-ettes, I got a big announcement to make. As you know, I am the director and star of my Dasheresque film series, which did 3 so far. Now normally in some other movie's cases, sequels or prequels are lame and would never work. Well, after seeing the first part of The Hobbit, it's time to prove you all wrong."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues, "This movie that you're about to see, I work on for a few weeks or so with my friends and other ponies. It was mentioned by Time Turner in 'Dasheresque 3: The Criminal Pony-jective' and will be revealed...now! So prepare yourselves for a story like none other called 'Dasheresque 0: The Awesomeness Begins'!"

We go to static as the movie begins for you viewers.

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The story begins a few years ago in a dark and lonely land (which is actually Sweet Apple Acres at night). An important event is about to happen one that can change a life forever (or give a good reason for this film to exist).

Whatever the case, a mare is here, waiting for her partner and friend to show up. She is a winged pony with a moderate cerise coat, grayish harlequin eyes, a pale, light grayish rose and light ceriseish gray mane and long mane and tail. She has three smiling flowers for a cutie mark and wear shades. Her name is Momeresque (actually Cheerilee with fake wings taped on).

"Where is she?" Momeresque mumbles to herself. "I have to leave my daughter for this kidnapping caper...where's..."

"I'm right here, darling." A voice spoke up as another figure arrives onto the scene. a purple mane light azure grey unicorn with light blue eyes and three diamonds on her flank. She is also wearing sunglasses. Her name is Lucille, Momeresque's partner (Rarity in her Lucille role without the dress). "Forgive me for the delay. I have to freshen up."

"Well, that's fine. Now..." Momeresque pauses to think...then Cheerilee stages whisper, "Line?"

"Now it's time to deal with the kidnapping caper!" Rainbow whispers from offscreen in annoyance.

"Right, right, thank you." Cheerilee whispers before going back into character. "Now it's time to deal with the kidnapping caper."

"Yes, but this isn't the catacombs place." Lucille said puzzled.

"I found a tunnel leading to it...the one that held a diamond that makes one young forever as long as he or she holds it. Come on, if we hurry, we can find it before finding that kidnapping filly."

The two heads on...then Spike is heard sneezing behind camera. Cheerilee and Rarity glances back to say, "Bless you!"

"Thanks. Man, its cold out here!" Spike is heard complaining from behind camera.

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Inside some sort of dark cave (which is the Apples' barn made up to look like a cave), the place looks treacherous and deserted...except for Pinkie Pie who is setting the final place up, then yelps upon seeing that they're rolling, causing the pony to gallop off camera.

Momeresque and Lucille comes in, the unicorn pauses as she ask, "So once this kidnapping case is done, what then?"

"Oh, I thought I would return to my filly, Dasheresque. She always wanted to something: a corrupt cop, agent, something or another." Momeresque explains to her friend. "This case will help change the world and..."

"Yes, yes, I understand. So where is this diamond?"

"Oh right over there." Momeresque points to some sort of gem in front of them. "We better be careful. This could be a trap..."

Momeresque reach over to the diamond and grabs it...suddenly, a huge boulder (a pile of hay) is send flying at her and Lucille...a split cut then shows Derpy wearing a bag that looks like Cheerilee over her head and a garbage can with a paper that has the word 'Lucille' taped on it being hit by the hay pile, both are send crashing into a wall.

"Ouch! That could hurt!" Derpy is heard saying in pain.

At the 'cave wall', Momeresque and Lucille recovers, the former held the diamond while saying, "Well, that was nasty but we got the diamond so it's time to..." Suddenly a noise is heard as stuff (ponies throwing down items) are falling, "What's happening?!"

"The cave is collapsing, we must escape!" Lucille exclaims. The two mares rush over to a cave entrance (which is the barn doors closing). The former got out first, leaving Momeresque the only one inside as she reach out through the crack, wanting her partner to help her escape.

"Lucille, help me get out, please!"

"First, give me the diamond!"

"Lucille, I can't get out of here, get me out of here!" Momeresque pleads to her partner in worry.

"The diamond, we can't risk losing it!" Lucille insists to her friend with a secret hidden smirk. Momeresque sighs then hands her the diamond which the unicorn takes with her magic.

"Now hurry, get me out."

"...sorry, darling, change of plans."

"Wait, you're leaving me here?!" Momeresque gasps in horror as Lucille laughs sinisterly while trotting off quickly. "Lucille!"

"Sorry, darling, but this diamond will launch my empire." Lucille said sinisterly to her partner. "Besides, you are only here to find a kidnapped filly, right? You will find her and get out. Ciao!"

Momeresque was pushed back as the cave door was closed, she can't believe it. The filly can watch as her partner has abandoned her, taking the diamond on her own.

Momeresque's eye twitch a bit as she trots off, mumbling, "No problem...I came for the filly, right? I can find her, get out of here and find Lucille...simple, right?"

Sadly, Momeresque will search that cave for days, losing her wings...and her mind in trying to save that filly. When she finally escaped, the poor mare will never be the same again...and will never be reunited with her daughter...

At least, not for a long time.

"Okay, next scene...I mean, turn the camera off now!" Rainbow's voice calls out as Spike works on turning the camera right off.

Author's Notes:

Wow, what a start, eh? In the next chapter, which cut to years later, a grown up Dasheresque (Rainbow Dash), after abandoning his 'special friend' Beautiful Fillymore (Fluttershy), works with Tardis (Time Turner) to deal with the visiting rulers (Shining Armor and Princess Cadance) who are targeted for kidnapping. Who is behind it? As if you didn't know. Read, review and suggest!