Humanity is dead.
It's members have been converted and brainwashed. Its homeworld has been absorbed, and its culture has been eradicated.
Princess Celestia couldnt' be happier.
Unfortunately for Celestia, there are beings out there who don't look too kindly on xenocide. Beings much more powerful than her...
Inspired by Rush's "The Conversion Bureau: Celestia's Silly Plan"
Author's note: For the record, I don't hate all TCB fics. My problem is with the ones that depict humans as irredeemable bastards whose only hope for salvation is to convert themselves into talking horses. They piss me off. They really piss me off.