Armed with nothing but some moderately advanced gardening skills and a preposterous penchant for the letter 'P', Carrot Top sets out to discover what it means to be normal. Along the way she'll have to deal with crazy exes, stalkers, her parents, and a plethora of other unsurprisingly surprising surprises. With her best friend Roseluck by her side, she is in for the roller coaster ride of a lifetime.

This is the story of a peculiar pony named Carrot Top.

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