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“Thanks again for helping me do this big sis.” Applejack said as she was talking to a red mare wearing a checkerboard shirt and blue shorts on her muscular legs.

“Yep…” She followed up. Both mares were walking through town with the two human’s belongings on the cart that they were pushing towards Twilight’s home.

“So these two humans,” The taller red mare began. “What’re they like, and why is Celestia’s name was their things in our barn yesterday?”

“Ah can tell that one of ‘em is smarter than the other, so he might explain it better than ah can.” Applejack remarked with a light chuckle.

“And what makes ya say that sis?” The red mare asked.

“Basically the blonde one said the wrong thing accidentally to Barb, and that lead to the mess she made back at the barn.”

“Whaddya mean accidentally?” The red mare said in a skeptical tone.

“Where they’re from, we don’t exist.” Applejack answered. “One of them actually really thought that Barb was a giant lizard.”

“So they didn’t insult her?” The red mare added with a raised brow.

“Honest truth sis.” Applejack replied. “They actually stood up for her after that ruckus she and those two caused yesterday.” The red mare just looked at her with a confused gaze. Around that time both mares were in front of Twilight’s tree home.

“So how do y’all think those two humans are doing right now?”

“Sis, it was just one day,” Applejack replied in a dull tone. “I doubt they’ll get into any more trouble than what happened yesterday.”

“I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!” That was Twilight’s voice followed by an explosion that shot from the roof of her home. The sudden shock causes both mares to jolt in surprise as they stare at the smoke coming from the roof.

“Y’all sure about that?” The red mare said, in a blunt tone, staring at her sister with a dull look. Applejack glanced back at her sister and gave her a nervous smile.

“Hehe... guess it might take a while...” Applejack added while rubbing the back of her head.

-Twilight’s Treehome-

“I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!” Twilight shouted as she was trying to blast Scott with her magic, only to keep having her aim misguided by James who was holding her back constantly. She fired a beam at the roof of the bathroom making a large hole in the ceiling.

“Twilight, take it easy!” James called out as he was trying his best to keep Twilight from trying to kill Scott. Barb was covering her chest while she was still on top of Scott.

“Not till I kill your bastard of a brother for what he did to Barb!” She added, still trying to wrestle out of James grip.

‘Why didn’t I stay in bed?’ Scott said in his head as he stared in fear of what was gonna happen to him. Twilight was pissed as she didn’t know what was really happened between him and Barb last night.

“WHAT IN TARTARUS DID YOU DO TO MY ASSISTANT, YOU PERVERTED SLEAZEBALL!!?” She shouted, her horn igniting with energy, aiming another blast at a scared Scott who is still scared of what was going to happen.

“You realize that she’s on top of me, right?” Scott pointed out, but it only seemed to piss off Twilight further.

“YOU’RE DEAD!!!” Twilight screamed as she eventually wrestled out of James’s grip by elbowing him into the stomach, making James let go of Twilight, clutching his stomach in pain.

She soon, pulled Scott from other Barb via magical aura and he was now floating in front of her. Scott looked ready to piss himself with the look Twilight gave. Her eyes glowed a bright white and Scott could only pray with how his life was going to end is such a short time.

Just as he closes his eyes and waits for what was about to happen, a loud crack followed up, and Scott suddenly drops to the floor. The sounds of Twilight yelping in response followed suit as she stumbles backwards. Just recovering from his shock, he looks up at Twilight, to see a large whip like print on her left cheek. Who it came from was what surprised everyone, including Twilight herself.

“Would it kill you to let me explain something for once Twilight?” Barb growled, breathing smoke from her nostrils. “And I would like if you didn't kill my coltfriend right away.”

“Wh-why did you slap me?” Twilight asked, still in shock.

“And just what the hell happened to Scott?” James asked in confusion as he looked below the belt and saw his dick to a near impossible size. Everyone else’s gaze soon fall on Scott and Twilight blushes furiously. Scott only covers his crotch in response in both embarrassment and some bits of pride.

“I honestly don’t know dude.” Scott added, making Twilight snap out of her shock and glare back at Scott.

“Then maybe you can tell us something.” Twilight growled with her magic still charged. “Why you were fucking my assistant on the bathroom floor.”

“I was up there because I was thirsty okay?” Scott said defensively. “I was on my way to the bathroom, and I walked in on Barb without thinking, so that was my fault.”

“And I was the one who pinned him on the floor, not the other way around.” Barb added, walking over to Scott and hugging him. “So if you want to blame anyone then blame me, but leave my new coltfriend alone.” She added in response leaving Twilight dumbfounded and the two brothers stunned.

“I find this really ironic.” James said in response for what he was seeing right now. “You went from wanted to kill Scott for mistaking you for an actual lizard ‘not to insult you’, to basically sleeping with my brother after you tried to kill us yesterday.”

“And proud of it.” Barb followed up, leaving Twilight in shock and disbelief. “Especially since he’s got this…” She purred, groping Scott new equipment in front of James and Twilight.

“Okay….” james said, feeling a little uncomfortable as was Scott and Twilight.

“A-at least get dressed... we’re supposed to meet with our friends today.” Twilight stuttered as she runs out of the room, with a red face leaving James, Scott and Barb in the bathroom.

“I’ll... see you both downstairs.” James said as he followed Twilight and left the bathroom.

“Actually Scott,” Barb said, looking back at the blushing male with lust in her eyes. “Could you join me in the shower?” She added, getting up and walking towards the shower stall behind her. Scott was about to say something, when he felt something long wrap around his waist. He looks down to see her tail slowly wrapping around his waist. He then looked back at Barb to see her reptilian eyes and a rather naughty smirk on her face.

“Um...okay…” Scott followed up with a nervous smile. Barb’s tail clings to Scott and she pulls him into the shower stall.

-Downstairs-

James followed Twilight downstairs with a few question since he was just as confused as she was. After yesterday, Barb hated Scott’s guts from the accidental comment. Now she slept with him and it didn’t make sense to him. While he was thinking, he bumps into Twilight who is still shaken up by Scott and Barb together.

“Oh..sorry Twilight,” James said to the shocked mare. “You alright?” He asked but was confused by Twilight’s strange expression. She was staring at James, more like glaring at him with a dark glare.

“What did I do?” James asked in confusion.

“I’m just confused on how your brother was able to sleep with Barb despite what happened yesterday.” Twilight answered.

“Hey I’m just as confused as you are.” James responded. “It’s not like Scott’s some random casanova now. I still can’t figure your adoptive sister out.” He added turning back to Twilight, only for him to notice the strange look she giving him.

“Did I do something?” James asked in confusion. “You’re kinda creeping me out with the staring.”

“I just thought of something…” Twilight said looking into James eyes. “Maybe you humans have some type of pheromone and that’s why your brother probably did something to Barb earlier.”

James just gave her a deadpanned look. “Can’t you just accept your sister’s word or something? I doubt we have pheromones that can just make any mare sleep with us.” He added as he was about to walk away, only for Twilight to grab his arm. He turns around to see a strange crazed look in her eye, which started to scare him.

“Well where's the fun if I don’t find out for myself?” She added, her horn lighting up and a lavender aura appearing around James’s pants. He notices this quickly and grabs his pants with both hands.

“The hell you think you’re doing?” James asked in confusion and fear.

“Don’t make this anymore difficult than it already is James.” Twilight said with a crazed look in her eye. “I’m going to find out what you humans are about with our without your cooperation.”

“YOU’RE NOT TAKING OFF MY PANTS!!” James shouted as he ran out of the room. Correction; he tried to run out of the room, only to slip and fall on the ground. “THE HELL!!?” James responded and looked down and notices that his ankles were tied with rope.

“I need to know James…” She added inching closer to the male, who was currently freaking out right now. She was about to fully get his pants off when a mare’s southern accent voice calls out to her.

“Now what in the sam hill is going on here!?” The voice shouted breaking Twilight from her crazed gaze as well as James from his shocked reaction and looked towards where the voice came from. There, standing at the doorway were Applejack and another mare that James didn’t recognize. Applejack had a look of confusion and irritation shown on her face, while the other mare had a look of disgust as well as confusion on her face.

She was slightly taller than Applejack and had a similar build to her, but her bust size was a size bigger than her. She had a messy orange mane with a bright red coat. Her blue shorts and bright green shirt clung tightly to her muscular frame and her bright green eyes, despite looking scary, were very beautiful. A picture of a half green apple adorned her shirt as well as on her toned legs. What really complimented her was the white freckles that really brought out her rather feminine figure.

Shaking his head, James realizes that right now the two mares were staring between him and Twilight and at his pants now at his ankles. Thankfully, he had boxers on but that didn’t spare the poor human from the awkwardness of the situation.

“Umm...hi. Twilight said awkwardly towards the two farm mares.

“Uh...this isn’t what it looks like.” James followed up, hoping to spare himself of the awkwardness that was going on right now.

“Really?” The red mare said a little coldly. “Cause it looks like Twilight has yer pants down to yer ankles.”

“Okay, so it is what it looks like, but it’s for the wrong reasons.” James followed up.

“Ya got too curious over something again didn’t you?” She deadpanned causing the lavender unicorn to blush in embarrassment and James to look back in shock.

“How did you-” He gets cut off when AJ walks over to him and holds out her hand.

“Twilight had that crazed look in her eye.” She deadpanned. “When she gets like that and doesn’t let anything go, it ain’t that hard ta miss.”

“Thanks…” James said, taking her hand and she helps him up. He was able to get his pants on after that. “So what are you doing here, and who’s your friend?”

“Oh this is mah sister, Macareina Apple.” Applejack said, looking at her. She gave a snort in response to the introduction at the man, confusing James and Twilight, but Applejack could only sigh at her sisters behavior.

“Sorry about that.” Applejack replied. “She doesn’t talk much, plus she’s only like that when it comes to stallions.”

“Okay…” James replied.

“Anyways, y’all mind explaining why we heard ya screamin’ yer head off on our way with their things?”

“Twilight and I found my brother Scott and Barb upstairs on the bathroom floor…”

“What happened, did they slip an fall or sumthin?” She asked.

“Not exactly... but I can say that they made up in more ways than one.” James followed up.

“What do ya mean?” Applejack asked in confusion.

“I found out that his brother fucked my sister is what okay?” Twilight said in a dark tone making the other two stare at Twilight in shock, while James only turns towards her with a dead panned look.

“She told us that she pinned my brother under her.” James followed up.

“And had sex with him...repeatedly.” Twilight added blushing.

“Huh...well that’s the an interesting way to make up, besides when she almost burned ya’ll to a crisp.”

“They were the reason why ah found a hole in the barn yesterday?” Macareina said in a dark tone. “Ah’m still trying to patch up the damage they caused at the barn.”

“Technically she smashed it after me and Scott jumped out the window.” James followed up, but it didn’t stop Macareina from her continued glare at James.

“Sis, calm down…” Applejack began. “They didn’t mean to cause that in the first place.”

“If it make you feel better, I can help fix up the barn you live and work at.” James added. “I think it would be a way to try and mend a few fences.”

“And Barb will help you two as well since she made that hole in the wall to begin with.” Twilight followed up. The red mare was a little reluctant at first, but felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned to see that it was AJ with a worried look on her face. The red mare finally lets out a sigh and looks back at James.

“Al’ight that sounds fair, but don’t expect me to go easy on either of ya while yer on the farm.” She warned, not dropping her demeanor

“Understandable…” James replied, before turning to Applejack with a calm expression. “So any other reason why you’re both here?”

“We got all yer things on our cart.” Applejack explained as she brought a large cart with all of their belongings on it. “It took a while, and we sure as hay don’t know what this here flat thing is.”

“Thanks…” James replied. “At least now we’ll have something to wear instead of just the same thing every day.”

“Okay then.” Applejack replied in a calm tone. “Anyways, about that flat doohickey...”

“You mean the flat screen TV?”

“That’s a T.V?” Twilight said surprised. “Huh, it’s a lot thinner than ours, are you sure that’s a T.V.?”

“Kinda looks like an Ursa Major sat on it.” Applejack replied.

“Well we don’t have magic like you do, but we do make up for it in good old-fashioned ingenuity to make better things in life.”

“I want to know how it works,” Twilight replied with a shining gleam in her eyes.

“Just please try not to take it apart for whatever crazy science experiment you’re thinking of, okay?”

“Eh heh, right… so does it still work?”

“Don’t know I hope so,” James replied as he rummaged through the cart to find the remote to the TV. “Do you have any outlets too so I can plug this in?” James asked.

“There’s one behind you,” Twilight replied. James walks over towards the outlet and plugs the TV outlet in. Applejack looked on wondering if it will work while Macarena looked disinterested but was curious at how it was going to work as James installed the new television.

“And that should do it,” James said with a smile. “Aw man the screen’s busted.” James frowned as a couple of large cracks could be seen on the screen.

“Oh, don’t worry I can fix that,” Twilight said, as she channeled her magic through her horn. James looks back at the TV and the crack in the screen was no longer crack.

“At least Scott and I can watch our DVD collection,” James said to himself, looking at his and his brother’s belongings. James decides to look at what was still intact, and Twilight got curious and took out a flat box with some writing and a few pictures.

“Um James, what’s this?” Twilight asked while holding the flat box up.

“Oh that’s our DVD collection.”

“DVD?” Twilight asked with a confused look on her face. “I thought this was a VHS tape, it looks way thinner than what I’ve seen before.”

“Wait you seriously don’t know what a DVD is?” James asked surprised.

“Are ya saying we’re dumb not knowing that?” Macareina growled, her face showing a deep scowl.

“No that’s not what I meant…” James said in defense, holding up both of his arms. “So you’re saying you’ve never seen a DVD before?”

“Not until now no, what does it mean?” Twilight asked curiously.

“It means digital versatile disk, and it can be used for many things like downloading music, movies, or home videos.”

“Really, does it work?” She said excitedly.

“Yeah they still work, you just have to be careful they’re pretty fragile. One good scratch and it doesn’t work anymore so be careful please.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Twilight smiled while she looked through the rest of the DVDs that James and Scott had until she found one with a title that made her blush. James was talking with Applejack and was at least trying to understand Macareina when the apple mare noticed something was off with Twilight.

“Twilight?” She called noticing her friend was frozen. “What the hay’s wrong with her?”

“I’m not sure…” James added in confusion walking towards the frozen mare. “Hey, Twilight you alri-”

SMACK! The sound of a forceful slap caused James’ head to whip back and fall to the floor. Twilight’s face was bright red as she glared at James with disgust on her face. James groaned form the slap as Twilight actually hit him pretty hard. He would pull himself up and you could see a bright red handprint on his face.

“OW!” He groaned feeling the burning sensation on his face “What did I do?” James cried out as he stood up from the hard slap he received at the currently irritated mare.

“WHAT KIND OF PERVERTS ARE YOU OWNING THIS?!!!” She screamed out at James.

“Wait, what?” James asked confused.

“I’m talking about this!” She exclaimed shoving the box in his face. James only looks at the box to see that it was one of his favorite animes that he watched with his brother back home. Dragon Ball Z. “Why do you have porn in your belongings?”

“What, did you bash your head or something Twilight?” James asked with a confused expression. “That’s not a porno film, that’s an anime show that me and my brother watched back at home.”

This only confused the mare as she looked at James as he tried to calm her down. “Oh really, then why does the title say Dragon Ball Z on the cover?”

James then looked at the cover of the box and back to Twilight who now had an accusatory expression on her face, her nostrils snorting in anger, and her eyes locked onto him waiting for his answer.

“Does nobody know what anime means?” James asked.

“Didn’t Rainbow mention sum unique cartoon shows she saw from tha far east country called...uh...Japony that’s it.”

“Yes she did, but what does that have anything to do with this?” Twilight asked.

“Because this is not a pornographic film Twilight,” James said looking Twilight in the eye with a hurt tone. “It’s a Japanese anime series about superpowered martial artists, not...whatever it was you were thinking.”

Twilight then turns to Applejack for confirmation on James claim. “He’s tellin tha truth Twi, no doubt about that.”

She looked back at James who had his eyebrows raised at her. Her cheeks began flush red as she started to feel embarrassed realizing her mistake.

“Oh...I guess I was wrong then.” She said nervously while rubbing the back of her head.

“Then next time you shouldn't jump to conclusions like that,” James replied. “Also that slap was completely unnecessary.”

“You’re right...." She sighed. "I’m sorry James... I guess I overreacted over that.” Twilight added.

“Maybe explain the overreaction?”

“Back when it was just Barb and me in Canterlot, I found out that she snuck in a few pornos behind my back,” Twilight added.

“Probably been curious about them,” James replied in a calm tone. Their conversation is cut short by footsteps coming from upstairs. They look in the direction to see that Barb and Scott upstairs and Barb was clinging to her new coltfriend with a huge smile.

“Hey guys,” Scott said with a wave. Barb was still clinging to him and he could feel her breasts pushing up against his arm making him.

“And what was taking you two so long?” Twilight asked in a stern tone. Scott only blushes nervously in response to her question.

“Barb... decided that she needed a long shower.” He answered, and Barb only clung to her tighter. “How’s everyone doing?”

“Doing alright, just wish a certain mare didn’t get the wrong idea about our favorite TV show,” James replied.

“What do you mean?” Scott asked.

“Because when she looked at the title on our favorite anime,” James said holding up the same DVD case Twilight had in her hand. “She literally thought it was a porno.”

“Seriously?” Scott snickered as he looks at the mare in question who just blushed in embarrassment. Barb on the other hand just looks at her sister with an unamused look.

“Really Twilight?” Barb deadpanned. “Your going off on something you found and misread it as a porno due to its title? I love you Twilight, but you can be such a hypocrite sometimes.” Her words hit the purple mare like she had been slapped.

“W-what?” Twilight stammered. Never before heard the one, she knew as a sister said such words to her.

“I mean come on, I know you still have that stash of porn films under your bed.” This news brought a whole new level of awkwardness to the room, especially the Apple siblings, as they looked to the stammering purple mare.

“I-I do not know what you're talking about, Barb. I don’t have any of that under my bed there.” Barb just looked unamused.

“You have eight tapes of porn, six I might add have nothing but surprised tentacle sex with mares AND stallions. The other two being focused with mares being gangbaged with other species.” The words hit Twilight like arrows to her body. “And they were still there under your bed at Mom and Dad’s place the last time we visited Canterlot.”

That did it. The last one Twilight felt like she was being impaled with a spear as her coat looked slowly turned pale from the start but now looked like she was halfway to death’s door. She then collapses to her knees as a shadow of dread seems to fall over her.

“Wow, you really are a hypocrite…” James said with a deadpanned tone.

“So what’d we miss?” Scott asked.

“Applejack and her sister brought our belongings here,” James said, pointing towards the cart. “And how you, me and Barb, also have to help at her farm for that large hole we made at the side of their barn.”

“What?” Barb said a little annoyed. “Why do I have to help?”

“You technically tried to kill the both of us for what Scott accidentally said.”

“Plus yer sister already suggested ya, since ya did make that hole, to begin with,” Applejack added, making Barb falter back slightly. The dragoness rubs her arm, feeling nervous and at the same time guilty.

“Right, when you put it that way…”

“Anyway,” Macarena interrupted the two. “You three can start tomorr’a. We don’t have to worry about the barn fir right now.”

“Sweet!” Scott said in an excited tone. “I can at least change my c-Whoooaaa.” Scott barely got to finish his sentence when he suddenly slips and falls forward. He felt like he slipped on the step before tumbling down on the stairs and landing on something soft.

“Scott, are you okay?” James asked.

“I’m fine.” Scott groaned. “I fell on a couple of pillows so they broke my fall.” Scott replied in a calm tone. Once the dust settled though, the girls and James all had worried looks on their faces.

“Um... Scott… those aren’t pillows you’re holding.” James replied. Scott is at first confused, but he hears the sounds of growling in front of him. He slowly turns around and looks up to see a rather pissed off Macarena and her face was redder than normal. He looks down to find that his hands were firmly planted on her breasts.

‘Oh crap…’ He thought, looking backup at the angry red mare whose cheeks were now rose pink. ‘I’m so screwed...’

“Ummm, it was an accident?” He replied. Scott was suddenly sent flying forward with a very strong punch to his chest and Macarena shouted ‘PERVERT!’ as Scott was sent flying backwards towards a bookcase as a avalanche of books toppled onto him.

“SCOTT!!” Barb shouted, looking where he landed. Everyone other than Macarena and Twilight went towards where he landed. They find him under a large pile of books, groaning in response.

“Scott, are you okay man?” James asked, clutching his brother's arm.

“Did... anybody else... here my ribs crack?” He groaned, before he passed out on the floor. James then turns to Macarena with a glare of his own.

“The hell’s your problem huh?” He said in a rather cold tone. “He clearly tripped and fell, and you nearly killed him with that blow.”

“Well, maybe yer so-called brother should keep his hands to himself.” She added in her coldly.

“Well, what was he supposed to use to break his fall then, huh?”

“Maybe that sofa or somethin’.” Macarena added drily, turning her head.

“How, with wings?! We don’t have those and in case you can’t see, the sofa is right behind where your standing!” James pointed to the furniture behind the older apple. Making her turn to look at the soft blue sofa that sat behind her. The sight of the piece of furniture and what she said made Macarena blush in embarrassment but refused to look back at the James due to her stubbornness.

“Alright break it up you two, let's not start something else while we have a hurt stallion in our mits here.” Applejack said was stepped in between the two. Trying to bring shift the matter to the downed human. “Ah think it’s best we get this here fellah towards Ponyville Hospital.”

“I guess that’s fair,” James said as he got down to lift up his brother. “But we're not finished with this conversation Twilight!”

The book mare was jolted out of her defeated look before turning to look at the man in a stupor. “Yes?” She said before looking to she a lot of her books had fallen off her shelves. “Oh no, my books!”

“Forget your books, help me get my brother to the hospital!” James shouted as he and Barb took an arm before picking Scott off the ground.

The sight of the downed human made Twilight go into a panic. “What happened to Scott?!”

“Really?! You were that out of it that you miss big red here one punching my brother to the wall because he fell on her? Nevermind that, lead us to the hospital already will ya?” James yelled.

“Right, c’mon everypony get close, we’re gonna teleport to the hospital,” Twilight said in a calm tone. James was confused by what she meant.

“What exactly do you mean by that, are you gonna beam us up or something?”

“What? No. I’m teleporting everyone to the hospital via magic.” Twilight added as her horn illuminated in a lavender aura.

“Wait what, what are you talking about?” James asked, only to feel light headed as everyone disappeared in a bright flash of light.

-Ponyville Hospital-

The sounds of ponies moving around in the building even though it was a slow day for them, was a quiet one. One nurse, in particular, was minding her own business reading a book behind the counter. She was minding her own business with a contempt sigh when the room was suddenly blinded by a purple light getting everyone’s attention.

“Alright, we’re here.” Twilight explained “Quick, let’s get him signed in now!” She said frantically but stopped when she saw James keeled over holding a hand to his mouth.

“Oh man I’m not feeling so hot…” James groaned, clutching his stomach.“I think… Huuuurrrrggghhh!” His face turned pale and he then ran off to the nearest trash can.

“James are you ok?” Twilight asked worriedly.

“Huurrgghh...does it look like I’m ok?” He replied sarcastically, before feeling sick and puking in the trash can again. “God, it felt like my stomach got twisted inside out.”

“Uh Twilight I think Scott’s coming to.” Barb piped up as a low groan came from the limp human, his head swaying left and right like a limp noodle. He then turned his head towards Macarenia like as if he was about to say something, only to puke at the mare's hooves.

“Blaaeeeggghhh.” He puked up yesterday's breakfast all over Macareina’s hooves.

“WHAT THE HAY!!?” She shouted, as she looked at the mess that was all over her hooves. “THAT’S DISGUSTIN!!!”

“Well excuse us since we’ve never teleported before…” James added with a disdain for the red mare right now before turning back to Twilight. “Maybe a bit of a warning before you do that next time.”

“I guess since humans can’t use magic, you’re not really used to it.” Twilight said, rubbing the back of her head in embarrassment.

“Excuse me, but what’s going on?” A mare’s voice called out, causing everyone to turn towards a white mare in a pink nurse uniform that seemed a little too small for her curvy frame. The mare appeared to be sitting down and her nurse uniform was slightly open in the front as the uniform was tight against her FF cup breasts. She looked at everyone with confusion as she shifted in her chair.

“Oh, sorry Nurse Sweeetheart…” Twilight said turning back to the nurse. “We’re here to check somepony in.” She added, as her, AJ, Macareina, and Barb carried the unconscious Scott.

“What is that, and what happened?” She asked, pointing at the unconscious human being carried by the girls. James gets offended by the it comment and walks up to Nurse Redheart.

“This it has a name, and it’s Scott,” James replied, glaring at the nurse.

“Okay, no need to be all defensive….” She added, looking pretty uncomfortable with the stare that James gave her. “Anyway’s about what happened to him?”

“Macareina punched him in the chest and he asked if we heard his ribs crack.” James responded.

“Do you have any rooms available now?” Twilight asked.

“Of course, down the hall a couple doors to the left,” Redheart replied albeit she seemed a little out of breath to the man.

“Are you feeling okay?” James asked, noticing her face was slightly red.

“O-o-h-h I’m fine T-there’s nothing to worry about, just a long day of work.” Redheart reacted in a rather flustered tone. James and the others only get confused by what’s going on, but another mare’s voice catches their attention.

“Hey Sweetheart, I got those files you needed.” Everyone turns around to find another nurse with the same bust line and work clothes as Redheart, but her coat was a light pinkish with a dark purple mane and tail that was tied into a bun.

“Thanks, Sweetheart!, also we have an exotic patient that needs urgent care stat,” Redheart said, pointing towards the male who was currently unconscious in Macareina and AJ’s arms.

“Oh my, and what happened to this cute stud here?” She asked in a cheerful tone. Her works irked Barb in a way with how she said that as a vein started to form on her forehead.

“Macareina knocked him out with a punch to the chest for an accident he made,” Twilight answered in a calm tone.

“Certainly right this way please.” She said as she helped put Scott on the stretcher and wheeled him off to his assigned room. The group followed suit leaving Nurse Redheart behind. Nurse Redheart shifts slightly in her chair, looking in the direction where they went and waited for the mto be a certain distance away or entered the room and soon they were gone.

“Thank Celestia…” Nurse Redheart sigh and she gets up from her chair. She followed up with a moan as she got up from her seat to reveal a messy dildo in her marehood slick with her juices on the chair she was sitting in. “I thought they’d never leave.”

-Room-

After laying Scott on the open bed in intensive care ward, The rest of them gathered around as they watched Nurse Sweetheart began looking up and down the downed human while Barb is sitting right next to him a look of worry on her face while her hand grasped his arm.

“Could one of you come here and help me get his shirt off?” Sweetheart asked the group.

“Let me!” Barb exclaimed, standing up next to the nurse and assisting her. She wanted to see how bad the damage was. Soon as she had Barb helped get his shirt off, they see a large fist shaped mark in Scott’s chest.

“Mother of Celestia... what happened to him?” She asked.

“Mah sister got the wrong idea and punched the poor fellah hard enough to make his ribs crack.” Applejack answered and Macareina only blushed in response as she was holding a glass of water. Sweetheart just looks at the mare puzzled.

“Honestly, ever since that incident ten years ago, you haven’t been the same when-.” She try to say, but the words died in her throat when she saw Macareain’s death glare. Twilight, Barb, and AJ flinched in response when they felt a really dark aura around Macareina. James was actually confused at their reaction.

“Don’t you dare bring up his name.” She growled clenching the glass hard enough it nearly broke apart only leaving cracks spider-webbing across the glass. James notices her reaction and was even more confused but at the same time nervous with the bits of shattered glass in her hand.

“Uh, you think you wanna get that looked at?” James asked, noticing some bits of glass embedded in her hand.

“I’m fine,” Macareina said coldly. “I’ve dealt with worse.” She then walks out of the room with a disgruntled frown and leaves everyone in the room confused.

“What was that all about?” James asked in confusion.

“It’s a personal thing sugarcube, no need to bug her about it.” Applejack responded. James then looks over to Barb and Twilight and they only turn away from him with fearful stares.

“Can’t really talk about it?” James asked.

“AJ made us Pinkie Promise not to talk about it unless she brought it up.” Barb answered while she laid her head onto Scott's shoulder nuzzling into him.

“If you want to visit him later you’re welcome to, but right now I need to patch him up and make sure he gets better.” She added.

“Fine…” She groaned, sitting up and turning away from the nurse back to her friends.

“You can visit him back in a few hours dear.” Sweetheart said playfully.

“Ok…” Barb relented. Before she could leave, she walked over to Scott and kissed him on the forehead making him blush at the contact. She smiled and turned around following James and the girls out of the room.

“Okay, why don’t you all head out while I take care of the near dead…”

“Human,” James answered for her.

“Thank you, human and make sure he has a full recovery.” She added.

“Maybe we should stay…” Barb added, but James pats her shoulder.

“I’m starting to think you’re one of those hopeless romantic types Barb,” James stated, making Barb turn to him with her cheeks puffed up with embarrassment and frustration. She was about to say something, but James calms her down with a pat on the shoulder. “As much as you want to stay here, maybe it’d be for the best we let him recover for right now if we leave him alone.”

“Fine…” Barb sighed in defeat. “I guess I can wait…”

“Good, now why don’t you all run along and I’ll make sure he’s taken care of.” She added. With Scott taken care of, everyone leaves the room leaving the nurse to do her job. Looking back at the human, something clicks in her mind with what James said.

“Wait, he said human… Oh crap…” She then remembered of a certain unicorn mare that she made a bet with. “Great… now I owe that crazy mare in town fifty bits.” She grumbled to herself as she goes to check on Scott.

James, Twilight, Applejack, and Barb walked out of the room with different expressions as they walked down the hallway of the hospital. as they walked, some of the mares and stallions who worked there and some of the patients would give him looks of confusion and intrigue. James, feeling a little uncomfortable from all of the stares, he ducked his head down to avoid looking at them. Noticing this, Applejack felt bad for him and his brother who was now in the hospital thanks to her sister.

-Outside-

“I’m sorry about mah sister James…” Applejack replied, holding her head down.

“It’s okay…” James replied, not turning to Applejack. With that, they walked on silently through town. Barb, feeling an awkwardness grow between everyone, decided to change the subject.

“No offense James but I gotta ask, is your brother unlucky or something?” Barb brought up, making James stop in place and the girls follow suit. He pinches the bridge of his nose and lets out a soft groan.

“I’m not sure if being unlucky is the best way to describe my brother…,” James said in a calm tone.

“What do you mean by that?” Twilight asked with a raised brow.

“When it comes to women back on earth, Scott had probably the worst possible luck you could even imagine,” James replied. “He doesn’t even do it on purpose, he’s just that accident prone.”

“Okay, he can’t be that clumsy,” Twilight added. James was about to say something, but he notices a familiar red mare standing outside of the Hospital.

“Howdy sis.” Applejack called out.

“Howdy AJ.” She said, not bothering to turn around. The orange mare sighed at this since she was obviously hurting. James was concerned despite what happened earlier.

‘I wonder what’s gotten her so bothered.’ James thought to himself the longer he stared at her. He was wondering what was going on in her head.

“I’m goin’ back to the farm,” Macarena called out. Before her sister could even protest, she was already walking away. She then turns to James with a firm look. “I’ll be seeing you and Barb at the farm later on.” With that, she leaves the group. AJ only sighs at the reaction she had. She didn’t want to push any further since it was clear that her sister wanted to be alone right now.

“What is up with her?” James asked in confusion. “I know this isn’t any of my business, but why is she like that?”

“Sorry sugarcube but that’s her story to tell,” AJ answered. “Ah know yer curious, but I made a promise not to say anything unless she brought it up.”

“That bad huh, I can understand that myself,” James told her. “Honestly the way I see it, she’s only hurting herself that way.”

“Yer not the only one who feels that way, James.” Applejack sighed in a calm tone. “I’ve been trying to talk to her about it, but she’s too stubborn to open up to anyone about it.” She sighed.

“Look on the bright side, at least she didn’t kill Scott,” Twilight added cheerfully, and Barb only glares at the mare in irritation.

“Yeah…” James added, looking back at the hospital. “You know, this isn’t the first time that he got himself hurt like this.” He added. The girls just look at him funny.

“Huh, what do ya mean?” Twilight asked. Before he could say anything though, a large growl could be heard from Twilight’s stomach. Barb and AJ follow suit signaling that no one has really eaten in a while.

“Back in high school me and Scott got into some trouble at times when it came to girls, and the occasional fight or two, but the rest wasn’t even his fault,” James replied and the girls just look at him in disbelief.

“Please tell us you’re bluffing…” Barb asked in shock.

“I wish…” James replied. He then tells a story to the girls about some of their high school adventures. He tells her that he was also there when Scott was clumsy. James explains that ever since he knew his brother, Scott has always been clumsy whether it came to work, home, or girls especially.

He mentions one time where Scott was shoved into the girls locker room by the football team and stuffed into one of the large lockers only to be found by the girls wrestling team, he tried getting out but accidentally tripped and pulled two of their best members towels off and ended up pissing them and the rest of the team off. What James could gather was ugly, he found Scott very bruised, stuffed in a girls wrestling uniform, and had a jockstrap on his face.

“Seriously, you’re telling us he’s clumsy enough to get himself into that much trouble?” Twilight asked in shocked. Applejack and Barb were the very same.

“That wasn’t even the worst of it,” James replied as he also brought up another incident involving an angry group of girls chasing Scott out of the showers when he only went to bring a few books to the teacher. The problem was he stepped into the wrong room when the cheerleaders were in the middle of changing.into their clothes when Scott walked into the wrong room as he was carrying a box of supplies to the gym. Didn’t even give him a chance to talk when he was suddenly chased out by a group of angry cheerleaders.

“Mother of Celestia…” Barb said, covering her face in embarrassment.

“Honestly, I was expecting Twilight to kick the snot out of Scott for a stupid reason, not for what we saw earlier.”

“You mean you were really gonna let me beat up your brother?” Twilight asked looking back at him.

“Under normal circumstances maybe, but with what happened with Barb the other day,” James said, turning to the blushing dragoness. “Chances are, any one of you would’ve killed him.”

“Right…” She said, rubbing her shoulder. “Hey, we’re here.” She added, looking to see Sugarcube Corner on the horizon.

“We can get some shakes while we’re there, and then we have to go to the farm to fix some of the damage we made,” James replied.

“Technically what Barb made, but whatever floats yer boat.” Applejack replied as they all walked in the shop. There wasn’t much of anyone inside the building since it was closed due to damage yesterday from Barb and the two brothers, and they didn’t see the owners around either.

However, when they walk inside they are greeted with a sight that had everyone gasp. Two stallions were seen harassing a mare and a young colt who looks to be 15 and might be her son as she’s standing protectively in front of him. The stallions seem to want the mare to do something distasteful but the mare is not backing down and her son looks like he wants to punch them both in balls with the glare he’s giving them.

“Come on now, you don’t have to be so uptight.” The first burly stallion said staring down at the cream-colored mare’s chest. “We’re just trying to have a chat as all.”

“Well, I’d rather not have that chat since I’d rather be at home baking right now.” She said with a defiant expression. The two males didn’t let her pass when she tried to walk away with her son.

“Come on, it’ll just be quick and easy. We’ll make it worth your while.” The other stallion said in response, his hand darting for the cream mares shoulder. She swatted his hand away in response clearly disgusted by his actions.

“If it were worth my while you wouldn’t be blocking my path would you?” She added, clearly annoyed with the two.

“Why don’t you assholes leave us alone?” The young colt said to the two of them. “She said no.”

“Why don’t you get lost?” The big burly stallions said. Before the young colt could even react, he is suddenly kicked in the gut. And it was a hard kick was he was suddenly sent flying towards the wall and he clutched his stomach in pain. The cream mare gasped seeing her son getting kicked and was now nervous.

“Stay out of this twerp!” He yelled, standing over the whimpering colt. The cream-colored mare only glared at the two stallions for what happened.

“That’s my son!” She shouted, only to be roughly grabbed by the two males.

“Well, how do we know that he’s not some runt you picked up off the street?” He added with a sneer. “You have quite the body to show for it.”

“Let go of me you animals!” She shouted, struggling to get free of their grip.

The girls gasped seeing this, and James looked pissed off seeing that. Twilight and Barb were ready to do something as was Applejack, but James was already behind the two with a very pissed off glare.

“Excuse me!” He called out, making everyone turn to him. The cream mare looked at what she deemed a strange being as he glared at the two stallions. “I believe the lady said that she wanted to leave, not the be harassed by a couple jackasses who can’t take no for an answer.”

“What was that?” The burly stallions said, looking down at James as he and his friend both let go of the cream mare. “You talk pretty big for a runt.” He added, patting James on the head. For James response, he grabs the stallions hand and twists it. The stallion groans in pain, and James follows up, tossing him over to a nearby table, much to the surprise of his friends. The girls were just as much surprised to the other stallion who's shock quickly turns into anger.

“You Little Shit!!” He added, balling his hand into a fist. He thrusts his fist forward with full force, and James only catches his hand without even looking back. He would slowly turn to him with a smirk.

Yeah, not your smartest move.” Dodging the fist, James uses that momentum to sweep him off his hooves and tosses him right on top his friend. Both stallions groan in pain however they quickly got up.

“Oh, now you are so dead!” The second stallion growls and charges right James.

“Assholes!” Barb growled as she clenches her fist and Twilight was ready to light up her horn. The girls wanted to step in, but Applejack stops Barb and Twilight.

“Now hold on girls, why don’t we see how this plays out?” She suggested. Twilight and barb look at Applejack confused

Throwing another punch at him James felt his back touch the wall behind. Waiting for the right opportunity James again manages to dodge again as the stallion throws with full force on the wall. The sound of bones breaking echoed his ear as the stallion holds his now broken hand.

“Oh looks like you got a boo-boo,” James smirks before grabbing the back of the stallion's neck and slams headfirst into the wall. Blood pools out of his nose as the stallion stubbles a bit daze before James side sweeps his feet off the ground.

“You Bastard!” They both shouted as they tried to rush James. He only enters a fighting stance as he waits for them to get close. Both had their fist balled up and thrusts forward. James grabs both of them and with a kick to the stomach and a elbow to the jaw. He then ducks down and sweeps kicks their feet out from under them, making the stallions fall onto their backs hard and dazed for a bit. James quickly hoped to his feet and jumps up into the air while giving a killer piledrive to the stallions stomachs. Knocking the wind out of them as the wheeze on the floor in pain and for breath.

“Have you idiots had enough yet, or should I give you another one this time to your balls?” James asked cracking his knuckles loudly. The stallions didn’t answer as they soon pass out from to much pain and lack of breath, making James sweatdrop a bit.

‘Jeez I hope I didn’t cause any permanent damage,’ James thought to himself. He gets off of the two and walks towards the shocked girls.

“That...was...amazing!” Barb shouted in shock at what she and the others saw.

“How in Celestia's name did you do that?” Twilight asked in shock. “They were easily taller and buffer than you.”

“Size doesn’t always mean strength,” James replied. “Plus they seemed like total idiots anyway.”

“Guess y’all weren’t kidding about how ya earn them trophies via fightin.” Applejack replied.

“I studied Taekwondo, Judo, Jeet Kune Do, Karate, and Kickboxing,” James replied. He followed up by walking towards the cream-colored mare and the young colt. “You both alright?”

“Yes, we’re fine...thank you for helping me and my son.” She replied. The colt groaned as he got up, still clutching his stomach from the kick.

“Bastards...I’m fine…” He managed to say through the pain and then looks up at James in gratitude. “Thanks for kicking their asses.”

“Sure. The names James McCloud by the way.” He replied, holding out a hand for a handshake.

“Thanks. My name is Button Mash.” He added, taking James hand and shaking it.

“Call me Cream Heart.” The cream mare replied, staring back at him. “And thank you. I felt like they were stalking me for weeks.”

The sounds of a door were soon heard and the girls turn to see Pinkie coming from out the back with a few sacks of flour and sugar in her hands.

“Hey guys, I’m back!” Pinkie greets as she sets the bags down on the counter. She then notices the two unconscious stallions on the floor along with a broken table and gained a cute confused look on her face. “What the heck happened while I was in the back?”

“Just kicked the asses of a couple bastards that deserved it.” James replied.

“Oh, I should probably kick them out then.” Pinkie Pie replied. “Anyways, you guys need anything?”

“We came her for a couple of milkshakes.” Twilight said looking back at the counter. “Where are Mr and Mrs. Cake?”

“Oh, they took the twins out to visit some cousins so they won’t be back in town for a week or so.” Pinkie answered. “I’m the only one here.”

“Okay then, I’ll take a blueberry milkshake please,” Twilight said.

“I’ll take some chocolate and ruby chip cupcakes Pinkie,” Barb said licking her lips a bit.

“A slice of apple pie if that’s alright,” AJ said.

“I’ll take two chocolate shakes, one for me and one for Scott later on,” James said.

“Coming right up everypony.” Pinkie followed up walking behind the counter. Twilight, Barb, and Applejack all take a seat on each of the four stools. James follows after the three but didn’t pay attention to the goraning behind him. The two stallions were getting back up and we're gonna try and jump him from behind quietly, unfortunately for them, they didn’t get very far as James quickly backhands the both of them which knocks them out again this time for good.

“I think you should make it where these two are banned for coming back here,” James replied, glaring back at the two stallions. He gets back to the girls and they only stare back at her in shock.

“Where did you learn how to fight like that?” Barb asked, looking back at him like a giddy school girl. Button Mash walked next to him and sat down.

“I took some martial arts classes back on earth under five dojos,” James replied. “Became a third-degree black belt in each on.”

“Sound’s cool.” Button Mash replied.

“I think you proved it with what you did to those thugs earlier.” Cream heart replied. Pinkie later returns to the group with the milkshakes in hand.

“Here’s your drinks everypony.” She replied with a cheery tone as she set down the groups order.

“Thank you Pinkie Pie,” James said as he and the girls dig into their treats.

Once they were done, Twilight paid for their food while taking their drinks to go and they all headed back to the hospital to check up and Scott and give him his milkshake. James and the gang say goodbye to Button and Cream Heart all while having a local guard take the two unconscious males away.

Author's Notes:

Now that's a new chapter for the new year. I was saving onto these for awhile and I plan on adding more. I was hoping for patience though without people responding to me on PM or generally being abusive, but I had help from a circle of friends on this chapter.