"It's a damn shame..."

Looking around the crime scene, nothing but blood and pie layered the place. Your partner was not helping out by eating the evidence either.

Unfortunately, you got stuck with the rookie, Pinkie. This Pink nuisance was good, but she drove you mad with her stupid puns. As she continued to eat the pie out of the cabinets, you decided to look at the victim.

"Deep lacerations in the sternum, a bullet wound to the neck, an- Detective Pinkie..."

You lift up the body to find a small, toothless alligator underneath, sporting a vest and cliche detective hat.

"...what the hell is this?"

"That's my pet alligator, Gummy!"

Smacking your hand against your face, you point at it again.

"Why is it here? Better yet, why is it wearing a vest and hat?"

Oh no. That smile. You brace yourself for it.

"Isn't it obvious? He wants to be an investiGATOR."