Ok, before I begin:

The first High Road was a troll, and I wanted to use the first entry to fuck with my friends, TheGamers (GameGroup). There ARE reasons why I kept them as 1, 2, etc.

That was because I wanted to protect their identities. That is another reason why it is horribly written. I was also a closet brony at the time, and wanted to keep myself from being exposed, THAT is another reason why the first isn't that good, just saying... Ok, let us begin!