<Okay Okay god damn I'll try and slow it down>

The copy of Spike coded as "Version 2", the cocky one with half closed lids and a slow voice, was walking behind a low flying Rainbow Dash. The two were paired because they both had the same self confident attitude that sometimes got on the others nerves, and already they had proved Twilight's assumptions of compatibility between them wrong. They argued over little things almost immediately after they'd set out north of Ponyville and Spike was losing interest.

"Eh chillax babe it's just your jealousy-You know I'm the greatest!"

"Pssh! Yeah right loser! I'm cool, fast, and rocking the style-You can't keep your eyes of me and you know it!"

Slapping the cyan pegasus's flank Spike laughed and teased her.

"That's your way of wanting me eh babe? Ha! I knew you had the feel~"

Rainbow Dash blushed and shot forward a few feet before she landed and turned around quick on the dragon. She hated people staring at her even, touching her was never allowed, and from Spike even now it was completely unexpected. He was however, a little correct. Rainbow Dash hadn't ever found love, or even desire, she didn't think anyone slower or generally less awesome than her was worth her time romancing. The only people she'd ever thought she could ever love was Spitfire and Soarin' of the Wonderbolts.

But Spike, he was just so confident. He didn't fear any kind of mistake, he just did what he wanted. She had to admire that at least a little.

Dash came straight at Spike, not knowing what to do she simply blustered at him wordlessly. As she approached though, the dragon ducked down and placed a quick smack directly on her lips. Dash floundered backwards and her wide cyan wings snapped outward, a sure sign of pegasi arousal.

Spike laughed, he expected the girl to be surprised true, but not to enjoy it. He gave playful wink and shrugged his shoulders at the girls, spotting her to make the next move. Dash blushed further upon noticing the state of her wings, and quickly took off into the air, continuing her search for the monster sized Spike.

Beneath her, Spike 1.1 laughed, thinking how else he could play with the young winged girl.

They continued on again, Spike throwing obvious hints at the girl the entire time, each time eliciting a short tempered snort or angry sigh. Eventually she came back down to the ground, after all Spike was still young, to keep company but the constant thought of leaving him crossed her mind.

"Yo Dash! Hey C'mon I'm tryn'a apologize here man!"

Dash had ignored him and sped up her pace at first, as she had been doing when he directly hailed her but when he said he was trying to apologize she slowed and allowed him to walk next to her.

"So yeah ya'know, I don't know what came over me there, I mean-not that you ain't an attractive gal or nothin' but, you know? so uh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to violate anything personal or anything, I know you don't really like males right?"

Dash sighed, heavy.

"Freakin' Hell man... Who started that rumor about me anyway!? I'm not a freakin' lesbian Damn! Sure, fine, I like Spitfire- but I like guys too! I can't help it if half of the only people awesome enough for me are chicks!"

"Whoa man calm down I'm just being... It's just you know, tons of guys check you out around town and you never get caught lookin' and you are always turning stallions away...You're nicer to girls anyway."

"Everyone is! It's just how things are done! Chivalry damn it!"

"Okay okay I'm sorry dude I get it your not gay...man you get way worked up on that."

"*sigh* No you're right, sorry Spike I didn't mean to, go off on you like that. I'm just sick of everyone thinking I'm totally gay- You have any idea how many people flacked me in flight school in the locker rooms? Tons, freaking tons. Gilda didn't make that any better either- she actually is gay and freaking perverted!"

"Ha, yeah I can see that...ooh man I can see that!"

Rainbow Dash looked at Spike in disbelief, having just gone from pervert to normal he took only seconds before his obvious lascivious daydreaming took over. Dash snapped her hoof in that mysterious way ponies manage the impossible at him a few times before he shook his head clear of the erotic images and sheepishly grinned.

"Come on, Twi'll go nuts if she finds us just chillin' around."

With that, Rainbow Dash turned off again and the two resumed their search, now chatting amiably and joking around.