Chapter 2 – where am I?

A/N sorry if my writing style changes, but it’s been 3 years since I last worked on this.

I woke up and the first thing I saw were clouds, I saw a rainbow in the sky. I rolled over only to find myself staring into the eyes of a bunny. I was shocked stiff for a moment, before realizing it was a bunny. I got up and dusted myself off “where am I?” I said aloud.

Expecting no response and getting none I walked around a little, I was next to a dark and forbidding forest and a bright colorful town, I had always lived in the city and the amount of color coming from the town was more than I could take, I looked away from the town and saw a small hut at the edge of the forest. I began walking over toward the hut, I noticed that the bunny was following me. I had to lean over to knock on the door, which I thought was a bit odd. But what happened next was even more so.

I heard some footsteps and the door was opened by a very surprised looking yellow pony with wings. “what” I thought ”is that” “u…umm, what are you?” I was even more surprised when it spoke, it’s voice was small, but beautiful and kind. “hello, my name is” I thought that I might as well go with my super-name since I’m already in costume “madness” she stiffened a little and shrunk down behind her pink mane that seemed to flow like silk. “M…madness? What exactly are you?” “I am a” I didn’t want to say ‘mutant’, it might scare her even more “human”.

“A…a what?” “A human, we look a little like hairless apes with smaller faces.” She seemed slightly less scared as she edged out from behind her mane a little “I…I’m Fluttershy” she said at a barely audible volume, but I caught it. “fluttershy huh, that’s a beautiful name.” she eeped and backed away a bit. “I should go” I began to leave, slightly depressed that I had scared her. ”wait” she called, a little below normal voice “if you want you could meet my friend Twilight, she may want to know about you.”

“sure, I’ll meet her,” I said with a kind smile ”where does she live?”

“o…oh, she lives in the library, it looks like a large tree” I puzzled for a moment about living in a tree, or in a library for that matter and walked toward the town.

The residents looked at me oddly as I walked through town, but they didn’t say anything. I wandered around for a while, at one point literally going in circles, until I found a giant tree in the middle of town, it had a balcony and door, so I assumed that it was the library. I stooped down and knocked on the door. I heard a voice yell “spike, could you get that?” and I heard a little grumbling. A purple lizard with green spines going along it’s back answered the door. He looked up at me and said “umm, twi, you may want to see this”

“uhgh, spike I’m busy”

“you REALLY may want to see this” the entire time he was talking he never took his eyes off of me

I heard something coming down the stairs and heard the voice say “*sigh* okay spike, what is it?”

As she spoke the last word she finished going down the stairs and stared at me with her mouth hanging open. “told ya you may want to see” spike backed away from me as Twi walked over to look at me “what are you?” her voice was filled with curiosity and she began looking me over.

“I am a Human”

“what is a human?”

I sighed, wondering if I was going to have to do this every time “a little like hairless apes, but with smaller faces” she nodded

“spike, take a letter”

Spike reached behind him and got a quill and paper …did he just pull those out of his ass?!?!

“*ahem* Dear Princess Celestia, a being claiming to be called a ‘human’ has just come to Ponyville and is talking with me, he seems nice and does not seem to mean any harm, your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle”

“got it”

“send it” and spike blew green fire on it did the lizard just breathe fire… I wonder how much hot sauce he had. the ashes of the letter flew out the window and we just sat there, staring at each other.

Spike belched out green flames again and somehow a letter appeared what the fuck?!

Spike picked the letter up, opened it, and began to read “dear my most faithful student twilight, I will be arriving shortly to meet this ‘human’ myself”

“AAH, I need to clean everything up right now” and the purple pony began running in circles as everything flew back to it’s rightful place wow, does she have a kind of power too? Maybe she has levitation? a bright flash filled the entre room and as the light receded a large alicorn stood in he center of the room, her mane semed to blow in an intangible breeze.

She looked at me and said “are you a human?”

“yes I am” she seemed to stare into my soul.

“you are a strange creature”

“well, perhaps here, but where I come from I am normal”

“and, where do you come from?”

“a place called ‘earth’, where millions of creatures that look a lot like me roam”

“m…millions?” twilight put forth

“yes, millions” her eyes widened, apparently they don’t have nearly as many ponies as there are humans

“why are you here?”

“I’m not really sure, I was going down a slide when I went through this rainbow-colored portal and woke up here.”

“will you harm any ponies here?”

“I don’t intend to”

“very well then, we will not banish you for the time being, twilight, I have a job for you,” twilight stood at attention “you are to watch the human until he has proven himself”

“yes princess” twilight says with a bow. The princess vanishes in a flash of light again. I look at twi and don’t really feel like having her watch my every move. I realized I was hungry and said “umm, do you know anyplace I can get some food?”

“well ,there’s sugarcube corner” and I was off like a rocket, she stared at where I used to be for a moment before charging after me