*Zzzer clunk* zzzer clunk* *zzzer clunk* "This is Stalion 941 reporting for duty." said the driver of the masive machine. The machine had four legs, a turret for the driver on top at the front the frontal legs had two missle pods and minigun turrets one on either side of the front legs and folded in the the  frot pair to keep them out of the way on all fours. The rear legs pivoted also it could stand upright, when it was like this it was a lumbering macine, but on all fours its top speed was 90 kph to get to the front line as soon as possible if it was already on the ground.

"HEY FRANK!!!!"

"AHHH pinkie don't do that and my names not frank either."

"bu...bu...bu...you told me it was!"

"when?"

"4 seconds ago."

"pinkie 4 seconds ago you yelled at me"

"no I didn't"

"yes you did"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"ye... damn you, Pinkie you almost got me that time"

"YAY!!!!"

Anyways back to the story.