Authors notes: As you can clearly see this story is not intended for  those who haven’t played Manhunt, in the events someone who has not played Manhunt reads this story, we clearly advise them to expect the game being spoiled and them being scarred for life ( Because that is what the game does to people with its intense violence factor), I also will remind you that my origin story for James is non canon to the game, and was merely fan made, feel free to read on now.

McDonald’s Applejack’s notes: Y’all know, I would recommend him to add romance to this story too, but the last time I recommended something like that, he ended up shipping Applejack with Deadpool -_-.

3 days after James Earl Cash’s arrival in Equestria, 9:00pm

Cash stealthily walked through the now semi-vacant streets of Ponyville, of course like every other city it was infested with those damn guards. He couldn’t believe the rates he had to go to for survival in the last 3 days, he was using a  pocket knife as a weapon. Apparently the guards were too stupid to check his vest pockets. He was getting sick of hunting for food, and was starting to feel like eating horse meat. He slipped into an alleyway, curled into a corner, and started talking to himself.

“Mayor Angelus”, He said.

“The reason I was put on death row. The bastard kept raising taxes, and never spent tax dollars to help Carcel City one bit. Oh no, he used them to buy dresses for his whore wife, and his legal team was so good that he always got away with it.”

“Meanwhile, I had a wife and two kids to feed, I was sick of that bastard, treating the entire town like sh*t. So at his last public speech, I killed him, I knew my gun would’ve been too merciful, so I pried his head off with a crowbar. The cops tried to beat me down, but I got the hell out of there.”  He laughed, this memory being the only thing that kept him sane.

“Who are you talking to?” he heard a voice next to him say.  He turned around to see a pink horse looking right at him with a huge grin on her face.

“Because sometimes I talk to myself and....Hey your that guy we’re supposed to report to the guards. HEY GUARDS! MMMPPPHH!” Cash quickly covered her mouth

“Quiet down you little bitch!” He sternly, yet quietly said into her ear,

“Hey that’s mean! Only my cousin Drinky says that to me, and he only says it when he is mad, which he always is, but I know he doesn’t mean it and he is only joking. I can see why the princess wants you arrested so badly, your a meany pants mc doo-doo head.”, the pink horse kept babbling.

“I said quiet down you piece of sh*t!” Cash said this time more stern and with far more anger in his voice, the pink horse now got teary eyed.

“You don’t have to be so mean!” the horse whimpered, Cash started feeling a bit bad for the poor creature and tried to make it up to her.

“Listen, I just got a lot of crap on me right now, I’m sorry, now will you please go away?” Cash said, still keeping the sternness in his voice.

“Oh it’s OK, my name is Pinkie Pie, but I can’t go away, I have to keep an eye on you, but I tell you what, if you can prove that you are more innocent than you sound, I can let you go.” Pinkie smiled.

“Ok, Fair enough.” said Cash, before telling her the full Starkwhether incident story, along with why he was put on death row.

“Piggsy sounded like he would be fun to play with, why did you kill him?”, Pinkie Pie asked.

“Simple, he was trying to kill me, same reason I’ve been killing those guards.,” Cash shrugged.

“Well why not try to work things out?” Pinkie asked.

“In my world, when someone is trying to murder you, you murder back, one of your lives is gonna end, and only one is going to be left standing. It’s really hard to explain when you go beyond that.” Cash tried to explain, his tone now a little saddened by knowing the chaos that goes on his world.

“Oki Doki Loki” Pinkie Pie said with a confused tone.

“Huh, what was that.” They heard a guard say from across the street.

“Go, its too dangerous to be caught with me.”, said Cash before pulling out his knife.

“I’ll introduce you to my friends tommorow.”, Pinkie Pie replied walking out of the alleyway.

As the guard looked into the alleyway, he was pulled in before he was thrown onto the ground, then his neck was stomped on.  -SNAP-

Cash looked down at the dead unicorns body. “Man its a shame he had to die this way.”

The talk with the pink pony had gotten to him, and in respect he closed the eyes of the creatures corpse, before taking a shovel from a nearby closet. .

“This one gets a proper burial. That I’m going to make sure of.” Cash said as he started to dig  a hole.

Authors notes: How do you like the story so far, is it good? is it bad? or is it in the middle? Please put this in the comments of where I can improve.