A Dumb Way To Buck

Trixie stepped upstairs out into the ugly sunshine, and admired Twilight Sparkle's plot. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a drab sight."

Twilight Sparkle climbed off the mane and walked huskily across the grass to greet her lover. Trixie patted Twilight Sparkle on the leg and then tried to buck her sideways, but without success.

"That's all right," Twilight Sparkle said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not tattered," Trixie. "Not as tattered as the time we bucked in bed."

Twilight Sparkle nodded extremely. "We were powerful back in those days."

"Our faces were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Trixie said. "Everything seems brilliant and beautiful when you're young."

"Of course," Twilight Sparkle said. "But now we're huge, we can still have fun. If we go about it incredibly."

"Incredibly?" Trixie said . "But how?"

"With this," Twilight Sparkle said and held out a great horn. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to buck."

Trixie swallowed the horn at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to buck incredibly. They bucked like a Rainbow Dash breaking the sound barrier.. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

**AUTHOR NOTES**

Yeah. This is kind of weird. But trust me when I say I couldn't resist.