She knew it would be at the rock farm! She bribed Rainbowdash with a piece of one of the wonderbolts hoof nails. Her and Rainbowdouch were ready to murder that fool! They set off, Pinkie Pie was riding her peddle-copter and Rainbowdash was flying becasue yeah. They finally found the farm after almost five minutes of seaching! They were face to face with the Pinkie Pie's kidney! Oh and the chicken suit.

       Pinkie Pie Exclaimed "Oh come on! You weren't even gonna sell it you chicken bastard!" That suit was a big fat meanie! She was ready to kill it! But it had swords! Small swords! Daggers! With a quick slash Rainbowdash was sliced in half with her guts and bibs flying everywhere in a bloody only making the battlefield and Pinkie Pie cooler! They did various chops and blocks for four hours strait until pinkie sliced the chickens stomach... wait... it had a stomach! It was taking organs to become... A PONY! But with that slice it flew 47.453746 miles away as is screamed with it's new lungs and voice box thingy "I'M BLASTING OFF! FOR THE FIRST TIME!" With  that Pinkie walked away from the explosion that happened when the slice happened, oh that slice, it was so slicey! She did this as she walked into the other meaningless chapter of this story that is good!

Another Meaningless Chapter

Pinkie Pie after finding out the story had no 4th wall to be broken at all found her way to the other meaningless chapter was back on a journey for the chicken, oh and got her kidney back, she didn't really need it but, you can never be to safe, you know, unless your safe, but she wasn't so give her some credit come on. So anyway she went along on the journey to find that costume until she realized. She was the costume! She just never noticed she was make of fucking rubber. Wait no, never mind changing the story now, that would be to short. She found out she was one of the ponycruxes of the suit. She had to be killed by the suit. Oh yes i'm on a role here, this plot is amazing! She knew she needed her friends to help her or she will never be able to defeat the suit. She told her friends Rainbowdash bailed on them and she had to be brutally murdered by a rubber chicken and after that one lesson Twilight and the others came along to watch Pinkie Pie die because who wouldn't want to see that, oh they also wanted to avenge her after her badass death. It was going to be so cool no one could top it. So they went through the Ever...tree forrest any to find themselfs not lost continuing the journey to the Chicken thing. They were ready to battle, but were 46.numbers miles away from the chicken suit. they decied to sing heavy metal road tunes as Twilight took out the electric guitar she owned. They rocked so hard down that road that you could imagine it. They finally realized that Fluttershy was dead, it only took them hours but they noticed that some rabbit came up and told them. They took the rabbit while them and named it Angle. Best name ever, that's was Fluttershy should have named the bunny. Back to the plot they now had a bunny, a white bunny, a FUZZY bunny, They finally found the suits lair, it was a really big chicken, it was really big, like... big, they walked inside it's mouth and found the suit on a throne made of organs. Everyone died, Expect for pinkie and the bunny. Pinkie died in an explosion of blood and explosions! OH THE AWESOMENESS! The bunny jumped at the suit with an explosive upercut and a kick to the chest! The suit tried to doge the next hit but was punch in the throat and the stomach knocking the breath out of it as the chicken was purple nurpled it transformed into Sailor ChickenMoon! It was stupid and would look even more stupid if it had smart ponies around it like Boat Uranus. But kicked the bunny several times in various places until the bunny got so mad it turned into an even bigger bunny! It uperkicked the suit in it's lady folds and launched itself into the creature and tore out it's organs until it was dead, the bunny walked away from the explosion that happend and lived a good life after stealing the keys for the main sixes houses and stealing there junk. That was the story of bun-Pinkie Pie and the Chicken Suit. Just if it was over, it turns out that Pinkie was alive! After meeting Dumblepony in the matrix she woke up. All her organs and gibs reformed and pinkie knew that the suit was still alive, and that that bunny was gonna get so sued!