Author's Notes:

Original letter here. It would be a really good idea to read it again before continuing, by the way.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Thank you for finding the gray one! We were searching for her in order to give her a lobotomy!

Your forever-proud-to-remove-ponies'-identities leader, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: Applejack is one of the inferior races, so no surprise there.

Dear Derpy Hooves:

I must admit that we are very sorry well not really that you were born with defective eyes, vocal chords, and a hideously damaged brain. These imperfections are a blemish that society cannot tolerate, and thus we desire to help you.

We have a, ah, final solution to your problem. We shall take away your many flaws and give you the conformity that you so desperately need. After all, why would anypony wish to be rejected by an intolerant society which sees everything as an insult to their intelligence?

Your ever loving and tolerating ruler, Princess Celestia.

P.S.: My father, King Hasbro, says hi.

Dear Pinkie Pie:

Why not both? Chimicherrychanga!

Your favorite kumquat eater, Princess Celestia.