Author's Notes:

Original letter here.

Dear Rainbow Dash:

You think you have it bad? You should have seen my first day at King Hasbro's Alicorn Summer Camp. Trust me, it was nasty.

Also, the emotional trauma may or may not have had something to do with the whole "Nighttime Eternal" thing.

Sincerely, Princess Luna.

Dear Rainbow Dash:

Now that you've officially joined the Wonderbolts, you should really put in a good word for me. I have some brilliant ideas on how to vastly improve those dreadfully tacky suits of theirs. And I'm sure you'd love to dress in style!

Sincerely, Rarity.

To all my friends

You're just jealous because I'm 20% better at being each one of you than you are at being yourselves.

Sincerely, Rainbow Dash.

Dear Rainbow Crash:

Don't you ever imitate Princess Twilight again! Seriously, it's terrifying! And Soarin' locked himself in his room!

Your new boss, Spitfire.

P.S.: How the hell do you put up with her?

Dear Diary:

I think I now understand what Spike has to put up with under Twilight. I have a lot of respect for him for being able to live with her despite her constant bitching. I think I might even start hanging out with him.

Also, he doesn't have parents either, so we have something else to talk about.

~Scootaloo