Original letter here.

Dear Diary:

Today I finally succeeded in freeing myself of the tyranny of the Starbutt! Hallelujah!

Sincerely, Spike.

Author's Notes:

Um, yeah. I spent months trying to come up with a witty response, but this is all I could think of.

I'm not sure if that says more about me or about the episode, but I'd rather not blame myself, so I'll say it was the episode.