Author's Notes:

Original letter here.

Dear Fluttershy:

There, I saved your ass from getting sold into slavery. I shall expect to see you at the library tonight.

Your soon-to-be mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

P.S.: Failure to comply will make you wish you'd been sold off.

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I thought you banished all pegasi from you library. Which is certainly unfortunate, given that Flash is a Pegasus.

Sincerely, Fluttershy.

P.S.: Slavery would have been better than having to put up with your shit.

Dear Fluttershy:

I've already repealed the ban on pegasi. Do you not remember that I let Rainbow inside so that I could teach her how to be a good sex slave Wonderbolt?

Your impatient mistress, Princess Twilight Sparkle:

P.S.: Well, if you were a slave you wouldn't get a 1000 year lunar vacation!

Dear Discord:

I have no need for you. I'm about to spend a whole lot of time putting up with Princess Twilight Fuck-All.

Sincerely, Fluttershy.

Dear Fluttershy:

I can't believe you're leaving me for that bitch! After all those passionate night, you're just dropping me like a block of prison soap?! This is absurd! How do you expect me to ever trust you again?! I'm going to go join Tirek or something!

Your disappointed “friend,” Discord.