behind the backround ponies
Chapter 1: derpy
hello and welcome to behind the backround ponies. i am your host kayleigh walters and this is are geast derpyyy hoooves!!! adience:claps derpy comes out of gold curtens derpy : hello everypony. me: hello derpy so i understand that you are ubsesst with muffins. derpy: oh i hate when ponys just geuss if i like muffins. me:hehe well whould it upset you if i told you that brony's all over think you are ubsessd with muffins. derpy: what????? i am NOT! absessed with muffins. me: ok ok your not your not but is it true you work at the mail delivery system. derpy:yes (gasp) story time. well it a-. me:what is this story mostly about. derpy: wellll how i joined the mail system now back to my story. i was looking at the newspaper eqestria daily ofcourse and i was looking at the job section no no got fired got fired. then ba bam the job that was perfect for me the mail delivery system. the next day i went to go uply to the the job. and guess what i got ...the job so the next day my first day on the job i got every hous exept the library but i was not watching where i was going so i bang'd my head on the mail box then i got derp'd the end. me:wow great story well thats all the time we have today good bye...