Daring Documents
Chapter 17: Daring Hairdo
Previous Chapter Next Chapter''And now, Daring,'' Ahuizotl cackled, ''l shall at last control the tides of Horseshoe Bay! Bwahahaha-- Woah, what's with your mane?''
Daring sighed, extracting herself fully from the foliage. ''Yeah, laugh it up. I lost a bet with my publisher. Now hoof over the idol.''
Ahuizotl smirked, facial muscles contorting helplessly at the sight of her hair in a bun. Finally he gave up, and chuckles became full-throated belly laughs. ''AHAH I just... I can't take you seriously! What has my rival been reduced to? GAHAHAHA--''
SLAP!
The idol flew into her saddlebag. ''Don't be so hair-brained.''
Author's Notes:
The only alternate hairstyle I could find.Unf
Daring Doo-Wop
Doctor Caballeron blew his pitch pipe before humming a baritone note. Two minions at his sides joined in harmony as it transformed into a sweet ''oooooh'', and the background music of life swirled into appropriate accompaniment. Daring Do stepped forward.
(Bum bum bum bum) Ahuizotl (Aahaah)
Why must you be so cruel? (So cruel)
Why do you even want to rule (Want to rule) the jungle,
When baby, you could rule my heart?! (Oh-woah-woah-ah!)
Ahuizotl,
Why must you be so mad for power?
Why must you make the natives cower in fear,
When baby, you could be mad for me!