Soulstice looked bewildered, as did everypony else in the party room. He turned to Twilight. “What on earth did you tell her do?”

“Not this” replied Twilight, just as stunned as the rest of the ponies were. “Definitely not this.”

Pinkie pushed her lips against Ink Spot’s, giving him a long and passionate kiss, normally she would work her way in, but she did catch him with his mouth open, and she planned to take full advantage of it as she slipped her tongue to the edge of his mouth. He didn’t seem to resist.“This is good” she thought. “Time to take it up a notch” she stuck her tongue deeper into his mouth and started to wrap it around his.

By pure instinct, he pulled her closer to him, returning the favor. The taste of her lips like candy, and her tongue like sugar. It was the sweetest thing he had ever tasted in all his life, and he never wanted it to end, which was a shame when Pinkie finally parted from him.

Pinkie looked at him with her sweet bedroom eyes. “So what do you think?” she asked in a seductive voice, a cute little smirk forming on her face, she knew the answer before he did.

Ink Spot was speechless, he wanted to say tell her that that was the most incredible thing he ever experienced, but he was at a loss of words.

“Oh no!” Pinkie began to fear. “You didn’t like it didn’t like, it was too much. I’m sorry!” she started to tear up as she turned to leave, head down low and defeated.

Ink Spot was not letting her get away this time. “Wait” he said, placing a hoof on her back. “Before you leave-. “

“You want to tell me that this party was a complete disaster and that you hate me and never ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to see me again.” She sighed, still looking at the ground. “I was just trying so hard to make this party super special, not that I don’t try to make every party super special, it’s just that this one was reeeeeeally important to me, I wanted you to like it reeeeeeally bad, but I guess you hated it and now you hate me and will try to avoid me and it’ll be reeeeeeally awkward cause we live in the same town. I’m just so sorry.”

“Pinkie…” he smiled. “That is the LAST thing I would ever tell you” the pink mare looked up, a bit confused.

“Wait a second” she began, think over everything she had just said and reversing it. “That means that the party WASN”T a complete disaster, and that you DON’T hate me, and you DO want to see me ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever again. This party WAS super special, and you DID like it, and we WON’T be awkward?” she double checked her thoughts to make sure she didn’t miss something. “So you did like that kiss?”

“Of course I did, what pony wouldn’t want to be kissed by such a cute mare?” Ink Spot said, causing both ponies to blush.

“You think I’m cute?” Pinkie’s eyes sparkling with hope as he finally said that.

“Buck yeah I do.”

Pinkie exploded, she skyrocketed in flight, from that afternoon delight she just had, she started to bounce on every surface as she screamed with glee, and nothing could bring her down, not after this.

After a few minutes of watching the newly energetic pony bounce around she finally spoke. “Sooooo, would you want to go out sometime?” he asked nervously.

Pinkie stopped dead in her tracks. “What was that?”

“I mean if you got nothing better to do” Ink Spot smiling anxiously, trying to loosen his tie so he could breathe.

Pinkie approached him, looing deeply in his eyes, no emotion on her face. “Did you just ask me out?” she asked the frightened cleaning pony.

“Y-Yes” he replied.

She pinned him to the wall. “On a date?”

Ink Spot slowly nodded. Afraid of how she would respond.

“OHYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!” she exploded. “A MILLION TIMES YES!”

Ink Spot gave a breath of relief. He got up from the wall and went back down to all four hooves. “Really that’s great! So I’ll pick you up at noonish tomorrow?” he asked.

She leapt up to him, giving him a hot look and smile. “I’ll be waiting….Inky” she nuzzled him before releasing him and watching exit the party. When she couldn’t see him anymore she let out a loving breath. “I have a coltfriend” she spoke dreamily.

“We can see that” a voice said bluntly.

“Whaaa?” questioned Pinkie, snapping back to normal to see all of her friends staring at her. “You guys! I have great news! I have a-“

“A coltfriend.” Twilight said. The look of shock still imprinted on her face.

“Really? How did you know……..OOO Twilight you learned that mind reading spell didn’t you?” Pinkie asked. excitedly. “Okay, now what am I thinking about?”

“We heard you, Pinkie. In fact we heard and saw everything” Twilight stated. “Everypony did.”

“EEEEERRRRGG! Wrong! I was thinking of pies eating elephants! Or was it elephants eating pies? I don’t know, I’m not a mind reader!” Pinkie said bubbly.

Soulstice looked towards Twilight. “Is she always this nuts?” he asked.

“Don’t worry, it’s just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie” she said cheerfully. “You get used to it after a while.”

“I reckon that colt better get used to it soon” said Applejack. “Poor guy doesn’t know what he’s getting in to.”

“You know, AJ, she’s right there” reminded Twilight.

Rainbow let out a snort. “Yeah but she’s still miles away from here” pointing the pink pony.

“Or maybe I was thinking of a group of elephants that were pies? Or maybe they were a group of pies that were elephants?” Pinkie dropped to her flank, lost in the confusion of her thought.

“I see. Well I think that it’s great that she found someone” said Twilight. “Anything that makes her happy makes me happy.”

“Whatever!” shrugged Rainbow. “Who cares about having some dumb coltfriend anyways? Having somepony always on your case making ga-ga faces and calling each other stupid names. We don’t need that, right Applejack?” she turned to the cowpony in wait of a response.

“Wha- oh yeah, sure…..who needs one” she said, she couldn’t help but notice Gigawatt on the other side of the room, talking to the same mares as he was before. The glowing pony looked up and saw her staring, he gave her a look. Or at least she thought he did, it‘s hard to tell with those dark glasses he’s always wearing.

“You see, AJ agrees with me” said Rainbow.

“Yeah….look I gotta go,” said Applejack. “See you later everypony” she said before quickly rushing off.

“What’s wrong with her?” asked Rainbow. “She’s been acting weird, like Pinkie weird.”

They all looked at Pinkie, still trying to figure out what she was thinking about.

“Well either way, I think she’s right” said Twilight. “It’s getting kinda late, and Soulstice and I have a lot of work to do.”

Soulstice looked at Twilight, rolling his eyes and nodding. “Whatever you say boss.”

The two head out together, saying their goodbyes to the other ponies. Leaving Rainbow and Pinkie Pie alone.

“Well Pinkie” said Rainbow. “It looks like it’s just us.”

“OOOOO I remember what I was thinking! It was a WALRUS eating a CAKE, not an elephant eating a pie. That’s so silly!” Pinkie said cheerfully. "Why would a elephant eat a pie? Everypony knows they like cookies!"

Rainbow just rolled her eyes. “Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhh, I’m going to leave…..” she said, slowly leaving the silly pink pony to herself.

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