Flutter the Lurker is an avid reader of romance fiction, having read nearly all the books in the "hidden library." Perhaps a bit of a nerd, she has a little crush on somepony... Rainbow Bob, the greatest most awesome pony in existence. A love between them can only be found in the pages of a book, not in reality. Right?
Right?
Preread by Skeeter The Lurker and RainbowBob for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
Edited (extensively) by cooopercrisp.