Hey there, what's up? My name is Lyra Heartstrings. I know, I know, it's cute, heard it a million times. Well, your flattery is wasted because I'm a taken mare!

Bon Bon is her name, and yes, she is amazing. She's the kind of gal that you don't have to have a lot of money to take out to a fancy restaurant because she just likes to sit with you and be together, y'know? Yeah, it's nice, cuz being a musician ain't the richest job in Equestria.

Anyway, yeah, her ideal date is to just sit with me. Yep. Not even joking.

On a bench in the park too, not even cuddling up by a fireplace.

And let me tell you, the craziest things go down by that bench in the park.

Thanks to Flint Sparks for encouraging this experiment, and thanks to RainbowBob for giving it a few looks as well!