J walked downstairs and towards the kitchen door.

“Tell me about it.” Twilight said.

J leaned against the door and listened through it.

“No wonder he doesn’t use his real name.” Fluttershy giggled.

“For awhile I thought he was just stupid and forgot it.” Star laughed. “But I guess he’s a gifted mut.”

J blinked a few times as he took in what they were saying.

“Tell us again dear… About what happened in his head.” Rarity asked.

J stumbled backwards. “Wha…” He mumbled quietly.

Star laughed, “Sure… By the end I don’t think J will be the only one a little loose.” He said receiving several giggles from the others.

“G… going out… yeah… that’s what I… I need to do…” J stammered quietly as he stood up and took a step back from the door.

The front door opened and Rainbow Dash walked in, “Hey guys! The birthday boy is here.” She shouted.

An aura surrounded J and slammed him to the floor, rubbing his face against it roughly. Star walked out of the kitchen, his horn glowing with the same energy.

“What… the hell…” J said struggling against Star’s magic.

“We’ve been waiting for you buddy.” Star said.

“I was hoping I’d catch you sooner but… I guess here’s good a place as any.” Rainbow Dash said kicking him in the side.

J grunted in pain and gritted his teeth. “What… the hell is wrong with you?” He questioned.

“Well… First…” Star said kneeling down next to him. “It’s time for you to blow out your candles.”

Pinkie came in with a frying pan, glowing red hot as if it had just came off the stove. Star grabbed J’s hair and pulled his head up as Pinkie placed it under his face. “Remember… To blow reaaaal hard!” Pinkie said as Star let go. Pinkie put her foot to the back of his head and stomped his face onto the searing hot iron.

J shut his eyes tightly and a few tears slid onto the pan, sizzling as it turned to steam.

“C’mon Joel… You gotta try harder if you want it. These are some of those trick candles… They just don't… Want… To die…” Star said forcing his face down harder.

“Fuck… you…” J stammered.

The pan started to return to its silver coloring, the heat fading as the pan was torn away. Twilight and Rarity started taking J’s pants off.

“It’s time for your present.” Star whispered.

The fear finally got to J and he started struggling harder.

Star’s smile grew as he saw J’s expression, “Just like the Willow you came from… Wilting… Burnt... And all alone…” Star whispered.

J whimpered a little.

“You’re just as weak and pathetic as the day we first met… And you’ll always be now what you were rolling around in then… Trash.” Star said kicking him again in the side.

Tears slid down J’s face as he weakly struggled.

Star made his way behind him and pressed the tip of his dick against J’s ass.

J stiffened up instantly.

“Oh…” Star said, “I’m sorry… Would you like a soda?” He said thrusting into him violently.

J shut his mouth tightly muffling his scream.

“Ahh… Just as tight as I expected.” Star sighed.

“You’ll have to let us take a ride after…” Twilight laughed.

“We have the tools. I’m sure he’d love to.” Star said lying his body over J’s back and rubbing a hand through his hair.

J gritted his teeth and started to really cry.

“Ngh… Loosen up pal we’re just getting started.” Star said shoving his face into the floor as Rainbow Dash spanked him.

J mumbled weakly.

“Sorry you’ll have to speak up.” Star said moving his head closer to hear, forcing himself deeper into J.

“I… l… loved you… all…” J said weakly.

“And we loved you too.” Twilight laughed.

“But it started to get a bit old.” Rainbow Dash said.

“It’s time to get a new pet.” Star said.

“Maybe we can get a cat this time?” Fluttershy asked.

“When I’m finished… Maybe we can all pay Applejack a visit. I’m sure she’d enjoy his present.” Star said, “Much better than anything he could ever give the bitch.”

J suddenly broke free from Star’s magic and his fist swung around smashing Star’s snout hard. J was on his feet with in seconds of escaping Star’s magic.

“Fucker…” Star said wiping the blood from his mouth, “Dog knows some tricks…”

J got down low getting ready to fight.

Fluttershy stepped in front of J, placing a hand on his chest and looking up at him, “J…” She said innocently, looking like she was about to cry.

J’s eye twitched, “Don’t… speak… bitch.” He said punching her in the stomach.

“You little cock sleeve…” Star said as his horn lit up, sending J sailing into the kitchen.

J pushed himself up and spat out some blood. “Fuck all of you.” He growled angrily as he stood up facing the door.

“Honestly didn’t expect that…” Fluttershy said with a laugh.

“He’s got a bit more bite for his bark.” Star said.

“I’m… going to kill… every one of you…” J growled drawing a knife from the nearby drawer.

“You wouldn’t hurt me would you?” Pinkie asked.

“Yeah Joel… I thought we were your friends.” Dash said.

“Aren’t we?” Twilight asked.

“We… stopped being friends… the second you started this… now… I’m going to end you… for threatening Applejack and my children…” J growled.

“Your kids? Oh right that’s what she told you.” Star laughed.

J glared at Star. “What the fuck are you going on about… I know they’re mine… She went into the heat as we were having sex…” He said angrily.

“Well alright. Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.” Star said.

“And you know what else is laughable about that?” J questioned taking a step forward. “AJ’s the element of honesty… I’d know if she lied to me…”

“And Fluttershy’s the element of kindness but… I think they can break character every so often…” Star grinned.

J’s eyes darted to the liquor storage cabinet before he threw the knife at Fluttershy and dove for the cabinet.

An aura engulfed J’s legs and tripped him before surrounding him again.

“FUCK!” J screamed.

Fluttershy fell to the ground crying as blood poured from the knife wound. Star tore it out of her and started walking towards J.

J struggled against the magic again.

“Fucker… You broke my favorite toy.” Star said as he thrust the knife into J’s stomach.

“Fuck… you… I’ll… come back… stronger… just… like bef-” J screamed in agony as Star twisted the knife.

“Yeah like before. You always come back don’t you… Well I think this time we lay the dog to rest.” Star said pulling the knife out and stabbing him again.

J spat some blood into Star’s face. “Then I’ll see you in hell…” J said.

“Oh just shut the fuck up already.” Star said as he grabbed J’s hand and broke his wrist.

J’s weak scream was muffled by his closed mouth.

“No no… That’s no fun. I want to hear you bark…” Star said grabbing J’s mouth and dislocating his jaw.

J’s eyes widened as the pain shot through him. Tears formed in his eyes and his head fell limply backwards.

“Now let’s try this again…” Star said pressing the tip of the knife against his stomach and slowly pushing it past the skin.

J whimpered pitifully.

“Beg…” Star said forcing the knife all the way to the hilt.

J glared up at Star his eyes brimming with hate.

“Beg for death.” Star said stirring the knife in circles as he twisted it.

More tears rolled down J’s face.

The knife was pulled out, “Maybe now he’ll be a little looser n-” Star stopped as they all heard a knock on the door.

When J blinked all of them were gone. His head fell limply to the floor.

The door swung open as Rarity entered, “J are yo- J!” She shouted as she saw him laying on the kitchen floor. “Dash we need to get someone to help him!”

“What do yo- Oh… FUCK!” Dash yelled as she saw J.

He looked between the two of them before his eyes closed

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“We… just found him laying in a pool of blood… a knife right beside him…” Rarity said as she choked back tears.

“Oh fuck… Just… Fuck.” Star stammered placing both hands on his head as he fell back against the wall.

“He…” Dash began before she started crying.

“Why… did he try to commit suicide?” Rarity questioned, “He… he wasn’t acting like anything was wrong…” She started crying shortly after too.

“It doesn’t look like he did it… To himself.” Pinkamena said quietly.

“But… no one else was in the house… and when… we saw him they had just started bleeding in full force…” Rarity said looking up at Pinkamena, smears of makeup running down her face. “Who… who could’ve done this to him?”

“I don’t know…” Fluttershy said starting to cry as Star held her close.

“Th… that makes… sense…” Dash said quietly, “Th… that he didn’t do it… himself…”

“Dash…” Star said.

“He couldn’t have broken his wrist and dislocated his jaw… someone else would have had to do that.” Dash said quietly.

“Yeah… I guess you’re right.” Star said.

“We won’t really know until he wakes up.” Twilight said.

“Oh…” J mumbled quietly opening his eyes up a little bit.

Star and Fluttershy jumped up as everyone crowded around the bed.

J weakly looked around at all of them, “I… I’m alive?” He asked quietly.

“Damn straight you are…” Star laughed weakly.

J weakly smiled, “At… at least one… good thing happened today…” He said weakly.

“You okay?” Dash asked.

“No…” J said quietly, “I… I don’t think I will be for a while… I… was just… raped and almost… murdered…”

“The fuck… By who?” Star asked angrily.

J looked down, “Y… you…” He said weakly.

“Tha… What?” Star stammered.

“I… I don’t know… a… all of you… were there… watching…” J said weakly, “B… but then… someone… knocked on the door… and… you all were gone…”

“That… doesn’t make… any sense…” Rarity said.

“We… we’ve all been getting a party set up for you all day… none of us where by the house…” Dash said.

“W… wait… Pinkamena wasn’t there…” J said looking at Pinkamena for a few seconds.

“Is… That good?” Pinkamena asked.

“N… no…” J stammered, “P… Pinkie was…”

“Oh… I um…” Pinkamena said quietly.

“N… no she vanished with the rest… b… but…” J said quietly, “Did… the doctors… heal the burns?”

“Yeah…” Dash said.

“G… good…” J said quietly, “That’s… the second time… ever… that my face was… seared by hot metal…”

The door flew open and Derpy ran in, about to hug J when she froze, “Is… It okay to… Touch you?” She said hesitantly.

“I… I stopped bleeding…” J said looking over at the I.V, “And… I’m hooked up to painkillers… sure… just not too tightly…”

She immediately wrapped her arms around him and pressed her face to his chest, “When I heard…” She said as tears fell from her face.

“Don’t cry… I’m alive… that’s what matters…” J said weakly nuzzling her. “N… now one at a time… please…”

“I’m just glad you’re okay.” Star said. “We’ve been in this room a lot lately…”

“Yeah…” J said, “I… hope after this… I don’t have to come back for a long time… you… said something about a party?”

“Oh!” Pinkie said, her hair shooting up as she ran out of the room.

“I… need something nice to… offset what… happened…” J said.

“Well I-” Star said before a cake came sailing through the air and hitting him in the face.

“Cake cannon?” J questioned.

“Chocolate… Cake cannon.” Star corrected licking some off his face.

“That was pretty funny…” Fluttershy giggled.

“Oh really? Well maybe you’d like to try some.” Star said smothering his face against her as she let out a small scream trying to push him away.

Rainbow Dash and Twilight were laughing uncontrollably.

“Please… don’t fight… I’ve had enough shit for one day…” J said.

“Okay.” Star said pulling away from Fluttershy as she giggled, “But you forgot one thing.”

“What?” J questioned.

“Presents!” Pinkie shouted running through the door with several in her arms.

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“What am I going to do with a blow dryer?” J asked.

“I don’t know… Dry stuff?” Twilight shrugged.

“Well I think it’s sweet.” Fluttershy said.

“You think everything is sweet.” Dash said.

“No…” Fluttershy said thinking, “I think lemons are… Sour?”

A few of them laughed as Star picked up the last present, “From me.” He said.

J opened it up and his eyes went wide. He looked up at Star for a few seconds before he squeed loudly. He quickly covered it up and denied anyone else from seeing it.

“I’ll take it you like it?” Star laughed.

“Yes… Thank you Star!” J said with a smile.

“Can I…” Dash said reaching for the box slowly.

“No! Tibbers is asleep!” J snapped.

“Who’s Tibbers?” Fluttershy asked.

“One of my two really close best friends.” J said.

Star sat down next to him, “Two?” He asked with a smile.

“Yes two… you have a problem with being my brother Star?” J questioned with a smirk.

“Not unless you have a problem being mine.” Star said nudging his shoulder.

“Then it’s settled I have two!” J said as he uncovered the teddy bear.

“Daww… That’s so sweet!” Fluttershy said.

“Yeah… Okay that’s kinda sweet.” Dash shrugged.

“My mom made me a teddy bear when I was younger… he looked exactly like this…” J said lightly hugging Star.

“He’ll always be here… Even when I’m not.” Star said returning the hug.

“It’s going to be really hard to top this.” J said as he laid back down.

The door opened and Celestia walked in, “I brought the cak-” She said before a cake hit her dead center in the face.

“Mmm… I think that comes pretty close.” Star laughed.