As soon as Star entered the pool, he started coughing.

“Star why are you coughing?” J asked as he sat by the edge of the pool.

“I can taste the chlorine… Through my skin.” Star said weakly.

J broke out laughing.

Star stared at J, taking in an extremely large breath before turning into a fire hose and spraying J with water from the pool.

“Blagh! I can taste the piss!” J said as he spat it out.

Celestia giggled before taking a seat next to Cadence, sunbathing alongside her and Luna.

J looked over at the three of them evilly, “Don’t tell them this…” He whispered to Star. “I’m going to get all three of them soaked… just watch.”

“Mmkay… This should be good.” Star said as he lied back, serving as a raft as Pabu jumped to his chest, riding him around the pool.

J got up to the high diving board and made a few motions with his finger. Dash quickly hauled him higher into the air on a cloud she created.

“You know… It may be water but… Terminal velocity might disagree with that.” Star shouted.

“LOOK OUT BELOW I”M COMING THROUGH!” J screamed as he swan dived off the cloud. He cannonballed into the water created a massive wave that managed to soak all three of the Princesses.

Cadence spat out the water, “Good job Joe Joe!” She said loudly.

“C...Cold.” Luna shivered.

Celestia seemed almost unphased by it, putting her drink down and walking out of the pool area calmly.

J didn’t resurface.

“J?” Star said. “Ah shit…” He said diving down and sinking straight to the bottom, walking down to the deep end.

Star knelt down, staring at an octopus attached to the drain. He raised an eyebrow.

The octopus looked up at Star and latched onto Star’s crotch squashing in to look like a raging hardon.

“Well I knew you loved me… But I didn’t think you wanted it that bad.” Star said as his buoyancy changed, bringing him up to the surface of the pool. He felt the octopus suddenly move and crawl up his back it’s skin changing expertly and covering it’s movement. It stopped on the back of his head.

“So did you find him?” Celestia asked.

“Oh hey you’re back.” Star said, “No why?”

“No rea-” She said as the octopus latched onto her face toppling her forward into the pool. The water splashed out and hit Luna and Cadence again.

“FUCKER!” Luna screamed, her sunglasses disintegrating. She got up as Orion put a hand to her shoulder.

“Easy…” Orion said. Luna smiled, whispering something into his ear.

“What are you…” Cadence said as Luna and Orion lifted her up and tossed her into the pool.

“SHARK!” Someone screamed as everyone saw a shark swim through the pool.

The shark leaped out of the water at Luna and Orion landing in front of them.

“AH!” Orion screamed, jumping into Luna’s arms.

“LAND SHARK!” Star screamed.

The shark lunged forward and was helped magically by Cadence. It snapped widely at Luna.

Celestia resurfaced, glaring at the shark, then back to Cadence. She whispered something to Star and both of them dove underwater.

The shark whipped back around and was thrown into the water by Luna’s magic. It took off and slammed into Cadence knocking her underwater.

Celestia flew out of the water and into the air like a bullet, gazing down at the water searching for the shark.

A small squid suddenly latched onto Star’s face and sprayed ink all around him.

“MMPH!” Star yelled. His mouth stretched open and he ate the squid.

He expanded rapidly as a dolphin burst out of him leaping into the air and knocking Celetia down into the pool. It resurfaced and squeaked happily.

“Okay then…” Star said, slowly submerging himself underwater.

The dolphin swam towards the shallow end and stopped right near the edge and squeaked sadly at Luna and Orion.

“Daww…” Orion said as Luna dropping him onto his ass.

“Okay… That’s pretty cute.” Luna said.

The dolphin wiggled a bit and slapped it’s fluke against the water.

Celestia clinged to J, “You’re not going anywhere…” She said.

He squeaked and swam with her still on towards the deep side of the pool. They tore through the water like it wasn’t even there. The dolphin stopped and squeaked again waving it’s flippers a little.

Celestia smiled, “Okay… Stop being so cute.” She said with a giggle.

The dolphin shook its head and wiggled it’s entire body signaling for her to let go.

She let go, swimming back to the edge.

The dolphin rolled onto it’s back and revealed it’s belly to them.

Celestia, Luna and Cadence swam over, rubbing it as they giggled together.

“Um… Guys?” Orion said.

J squeaked happily.

“You’re just so cute! I could eat you right up.” Cadence said.

J used his one flipper to tickle Cadence a little.

“Guys?” Orion said again.

J used his fluke to rub Luna a little too.

“Oh I can’t stay mad at you.” Luna said.

“Um… Luna?” Orion said.

“Yes?” She said.

“Where’s Star?” He asked.

J dove forward out of the three princesses grasp and turned back to his normal form near the edge. He resurfaced and climbed out of the pool.

“Okay Star do it!” J shouted. Immediately the water started to turn a greenish color.

“What the hell?” Celestia said.

J shrugged, “Haven’t you bathed in slime before Celestia?” He asked.

The entire pool began to harden to a single solid mass, trapping the three princesses in the pool.

“What the actual fuck.” Celestia said trying to lift herself out.

J walked across and sat down near Cadence. “Absolutely nothing from you Caddie?” He questioned.

Cadence shrugged, “At least I’m not going to be used as a breeding vessel.” She said.

“True.” Star said as his upper body began to form next to Cadence.

“So… how long?” J asked.

“Till what?” Star said.

J shrugged, “Just how long are you going to be… basically jello?” He asked.

“Just a moment…” Star said glancing over to Celestia.

“What are you GHGNRNFG.” She grunted, her body tensing up as she blushed.

“What’s wrong Princess?” Star asked.

“Nothing… Nothi GNGN… At all.” She said.

“You ha-” J said he groaned as Cadence magically forced his dick into her mouth. “Okay… take your time.”

“I… Will destroy… You…” Celestia said, her voice straining.

“Sure… once I get back in the water all your anger will fade.” J said as he started rubbing Cadence’s horn. She bit down on J’s dick and glared up at him. “Nnng… Star… I don’t want to lose my dick…” J said shakily.

“Don’t worry.” Star said as J was torn down into the slime, being on the same level as Cadence now.

“Not funny Star.” J said.

“Gimme a moment.” Star said as J was pulled closer to Cadence.

“I am not having sex in your slime Star.” Cadence stated. “I wouldn’t mind the actual pool. Bu-” She yelped as J was forced into her.

“Come on have a little fun…” Star said as the both of them began to get messaged by the slime.

Cadence’s horn lit up. Within seconds her spell fizzled out and the two of them vanished and reappeared on a chair by the pool side.

“Oh you’re no fun…” Star said as he moved behind Celestia, “More for me then!”

“You are going to dGNNG!” Celestia groaned.

“What about me?” Luna said.

“Oh… Just a moment.” Star said as the slimed seeped from the pool and grabbed Orion, dragging him in.

“How’s about we try this again.” Star said with a smile.

“NO!” Cadence screamed as she threw J at the pool.

“Fuck… my back and skull hurt.” J groaned as he collided with the slime.

Cadence vanished as she teleported home.

“What? I was talking about Luna and Orion…” Star said.

“Nope. She’s mad that you forced her to do something she didn’t want to do… or at least tried to. And in turn mad at me for not stopping you.” J said.

A small reclining seat was formed under J, softening around him, “I didn’t mean to make her mad.” Star said.

“I think she wanted to actually relax… but… this happens when ever we try it.” J said.

“Well… You did turn into a sharktopus… I mean… Squid… And a shark… All we need now is a tornado.” Star said.

“I”m going to go apologize to her… hopefully patch it up quickly. I feel that… I should take her, Aj, and Dash out to dinner. I’ll spend a nice day with Scoots tomorrow… no distractions just us.” J said getting out of the chair.

“Yeah… I should probably stay out of it. This was all my fault. Tell her I’m sorry.” Star said saddened by the events.

“You know what I’m starting to wonder something.” J said quietly.

“What’s that?” Star asked.

“The drink… liquid… thing we made together… how would it affect everyone else?” J said, “I mean… we’d have to control it and only use it once or twice just incase… it fucks up someone badly…”

“Yeah… I’ll let you handle all that stuff.” Star said.

J shrugged and began walking towards the stairs out of the pool.

“Oh and J!” Star shouted.

“Yeah?” J shouted back.

“Take Pabu with you!” Star said throwing the ferret at him and latching onto his back. “You two really need to bond!”

“Sure.” J shrugged, “Come on Pabu.” He walked out of the pool area and back home.

“Stop…” Celestia said, her stomach bloated.

“Say sorry.” Star said.

“So-” She said before the green slime started to ooze from her mouth.

“I’m sorry… I didn’t catch that.” Star said.

“Snr..gh..blh..” She sputtered.

“Well when you find the right words I’ll be here. What about you two?” Star said.

“We’re… Just fine.” Luna panted, Orion already at work thrusting into her.

“Now where was I…” Star said moving back behind Celestia, his dick forming underneath her.

“MPH… DGLGRP!” Celestia sputtered frantically.

“Shhh… Just relax. It’ll feel better in a moment.” Star said.

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J sat down beside Cadence who scooted away from him.

“I don’t want to talk.” She stated.

“Come on Caddie.” He said scooting closer, “I just wanted to say I’m s-” He was cut off as she slapped him.

“I said I don’t want to talk!” She said.

“O… okay.” J said weakly. He scooted away and got up, “I’ll be in… the kitchen then.”

Pabu climbed up J and stopped on his shoulder, licking his cheek.

“At least you aren’t mad at me Pabu.” J said lightly petting him.

“While you’re in there, get me the tub of ice cream in the freezer.” Cadence said.

“No… I’m not playing bitch for anyone today.” J said.

“Fine.” She said.

“Stay mad at me all you want Caddie.” He said as he opened up the lower cabinets. “I’m not going to care.”

Cadence grabbed the remote and started watching TV, paying no attention to J.

“If you won’t even listen to me then I won’t listen to you when you’re not angry.” J said, “You can watch your soap operas and eat your ice cream tubs, you’ll just ge-” He stopped himself mid word and shook his head, “Eating your sorrows away will work just as well as running did for me.” He stated.

Cadence reclined back on the couch, flipping through the channels as she lifted her legs onto the couch.

J walked upstairs and walked into his room. He collapsed onto his bed, “Have a great time sleeping down there then. You’re not welcome up here anymore.” J said loudly.

Pabu walked onto his chest, whining before curling into a ball.

J looked down at Pabu, “I can’t understand anything you say… but go on.” He said.

Pabu jumped up, making more sounds and running in circles before stopping to stare at him.

“Oddly I’m beginning to understand. You want me to go down there and… fully apologize? Even though she’s not listening to me?” J questioned with a smile.

Pabu jumped a few times before running up to J’s face and licking him a couple times before running back to his chest.

“Okay… so you also want me to, regardless of my well being when I do it, get on her and kiss her?” J asked.

Pabu spun around a few times before lying down on J’s stomach and closing his eyes.

“Okay either that means bring her up here and cuddle or you were just fucking with me and you’re going to sleep.” J said.

Pabu let out a small squeak before running to the door.

“Okay… my final words if this fails… I’m coming back to haunt Star’s sorry ass.” J said as he opened the door and walked downstairs, Pabu following close behind him.

J entered the living room and took a deep breath, “Cadence… I don’t give a fuck if you don’t speak. I’m going to anyway.” He said as he sat down in a chair close to her, “I’m sorry for letting what happened at the pool happen. I mean it fully…” He looked up at her weakly, “I know you don’t want to hear it because right now you hate me… but something deep inside of you still loves me. I don’t care if I’m not going to break through to that part of you. And… if that little part doesn’t exist. Then… it’s pointless for me to have said that.” He sighed, “If you still hate me then… I’m not going to try again. I probably won’t get to anyway.”

There was a long pause.

“So are you going to get my ice cream?” She said.

“That’s all yo-” He said he was cut off when Cadence shushed him.

“Don’t forget to get both spoons.” She said.

“But we only need one…” He said with a smile.

She smiled, pulling him into a hug. “But seriously… Get two.” She said.

“Alright…” He said getting up and walking into the kitchen. He came back out shortly after with the tub of ice cream and two spoons. “Anything else?”

“Phantom of the Opera is starting.” She said nudging him and pointing to the screen.

He wrapped his arms around her and laid his head on her shoulder. “For once… we can relax… no one is going to stop us…” He said quietly.

The front door opened and Celestia walked in, gazing around the room before walking over to the couch and sitting down.

“Speak of the devil.” J said quietly.

“So what are we watching?” She asked.

J and Cadence sat quietly cuddled against each other as they watched the movie intently.

“Come on J don’t be like that. I thought we were friends.” Celestia said.

“Mmhm.” J murmured.

“Come on Joel… We’re friends. Act like it.” Celestia said sarcastically.

J glared at Celestia, “Who told you?” He asked.

“You did silly.” She said with a giggle.

“No I didn’t.” J stated, “I know exactly who I told. So who told you?”

“I coulda swore you told me all those years ago back in Baloque’s kitchen.” She said.

J’s eye twitched, “Star… if you’re…” He was cut off as Cadence teleported Celestia into the kitchen.

“Just relax Joe Joe…” She said gently petting his cheek.

“Hey what’re we doing in here?” Celestia asked.

“Ugh…” J sighed.

“Shh… just relax…” Cadence said again, “If we need to we can watch it in your room with the door shut and locked.”

“Okay well… I’ll leave you two alone then. I’ll just be in my room.” Celestia said heading upstairs, “Oh and how was Pabu while I was gone?”

“Great.” J said, “I like him a lot more than before. And I already liked him before.”

“Well just Ngnh…” Celestia groaned. “D...Kill...Destroy…” She said, beginning to choke herself.

Cadence shut off the TV, “Come on… let’s just go to your room.” She said as they both walked upstairs and entered J’s room shutting the door and locking it behind themselves.

Author's Notes:

I dedicate part of this chapter to rikusorasephiroth!