J walked down the stairs one foot soaked the floor with water while the other left a trail of white footprints along the ground.

“Should I ask?” Star asked.

“I shouldn’t have masturbated yesterday.” J said, “All of it was released in the shower. The walls and floor were painted white...”

“I’m sure you have plenty left.” Star laughed.

“The wall that got hit first is now broken.” J said, “Maybe it’s a good thing it got released in the shower.”

“I suppose it’s better than your room… Or better yet my room.” Star said.

“You know how… I threw you into the kitchen with the force of my dick before? Well… let’s just say that this was twice as powerful as that. And I intended to release it inside of Twilight.” J said.

“That woulda been fun to watch.” Star said.

“Yeah. But she would have needed medical attention afterwards.” J said with a laugh.

“It probably would have ended the same as last time… Minus the brain damage.” Star chuckled.

“Yeah. I’m still going to go see her if you want to come.” J said as he toweled off.

“Sure just let m-” Star said before falling to the floor, looking back to see his foot had melted, “God damnit…”

“You really need to get that sorted out.” J chuckled reaching down to help Star up.

“Uh huh… Gotta get used to this feeling of… Stability… And viscosity.” Star laughed.

“I would have expected after you told Pinkie and Fluttershy what happened that I’d have been… I don’t know… at least attacked before I went to bed.” J said, “Kinda nice not… being attacked for doing something to you. Not like I would do anything anyway.”

“Don’t mention it!” Star said, “It feels good to help out.” He said patting J on the back.

“Now I just want an apology from them! Then everything can go back to normal.” J said, “But… the chances of an honest apology from either of them is slim.” He scratched his chin, “Well at least from Pinkamena.”

“They’ve probably already forgotten about it. You don’t usually hold grudges like this, especially against ‘Friends’... This is really bugging you isn’t it?” Star questioned.

“How would you feel if someone threatened to neuter you right after you got the ability to reproduce back?” J questioned, “The other reason for holding a grudge is more personal. You’d be included if you hadn’t apologized for that leash joke.”

“Yeah and I feel bad for it. And I suppose I would also feel pretty hurt if someone threatened me like that. But would that have been before or after I was crippled on the ground and kicked in the chest?” Star asked.

“I kicked you in the chest for making the joke. And afterwards I did feel bad for it.” J said.

“And I deserved it. It didn’t bother ME at all… But how do you think they felt?” Star said.

“How do you think I feel getting treated like an animal?” J questioned.

“Well I’m more of an animal than you. But I would imagine the correct answer is ‘Bad’.” Star said.

“I find it offensive now that I can transform into a wolf that I get treated like a dog.” J said, “And it’s a feeling that very very few people will ever be able to understand.”

“I’ll talk to them don’t worry. But I can’t promise anything about the belly rubs… You know how Fluttershy is with anim- Cuddly… Things.” Star said.

“That I don’t mind… it feel pretty nice.” J said smiling a little.

“Good. Because you’ll always be my snuggly little puppy dog.” Star said putting his head on J’s shoulder.

“Be glad I enjoy cuddling. Right now if I didn’t… I’d have a great meal.” J said.

“You always have great meals. You live with me remember?” Star joked.

“Oh but I like my prey raw.” J chuckled.

“Just like your women.” Star said nudging him.

“Yes…” J smiled then he scratched his chin, “It’s… been a while since I talked with Scoots… Or really done anything special with her...”

“Well that’s just not right. We’ll have to fix that now won’t we?” Star said.

“That’s why I want to see Twilight… maybe she can help me fix it.” J said, “So you coming?”

“Sure.” Star said opening the front door and motioning him to go ahead.

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J opened the door to Twilight’s house, “After you.” He said.

Star ran in and dove onto the couch, pressing his face to the pillow.

J walked in and closed the door, “Anyone here?” He called out as he walked over to the couch.

“Morning.” Twilight said descending the stairs.

J sat down in a chair, “I’d expect something more.” He said, “I mean you did prevent me from orgasming all day yesterday.”

“Oh right… ‘Good’ morning.” She said with a laugh.

“Yeah. You’re lucky it all came out in the shower.” J said smiling a little bit, “But good morning to you too.”

“So what brings you by today?” She asked.

“Things.” J said. “Like the spell I asked you to get a hold of.”

“Right… That.” She said.

“You… don’t have it do you?” He asked leaning back into the chair.

“No I do… I just haven’t tried it yet.” She said quickly.

“I know why you haven’t tried it yet.” He said.

“I’ll just be here.” Star said waving to the two.

“ I’ll be getting a drink.” J said getting up from the chair and walking towards the kitchen, “Either of you want something?”

“Water sounds good.” Star said.

J looked at Twilight, “And you?” He asked.

“The same.” She said.

J shrugged and went into the kitchen. He came out shortly after with two glasses of water. He handed one to each of them, “Spike wasn’t willing to get turned back into an egg?” J asked.

“Unfortunately no.” She chuckled.

Star took the water and poured it on himself, lying back with a smile on his face, “That’s better…” He sighed.

“I think that recipe should be a private one… there’s no telling what could happen if someone else drank it.” J said.

“What recipe?” Twilight asked.

Star took his clothes off and started rubbing his face against the couch, “This couch feels really good… Did you know that?” He asked.

“So you first or should I show her what she could have expected, if I was horny right now?” J questioned.

“Mmhm…” Star mumbled.

J stripped down and turned into his werewolf form. “Ah… much better.” He said.

“Um…” Twilight said pointing to his two dicks.

“What?” J asked unsurprised, “Oh right you’ve never seen a man with two dicks before. Don’t make fun of it. Then you won’t be getting them.”

“J you feel really good… You know that?” Star said rubbing himself against J’s back.

“Dude how high are you?” J asked. “And how the hell did you get high?”

“That water was really good… You know that?” He said with an odd giggle.

“Star. No.” J stated. “Not now.”

Star wrapped his arms around J and pushed his face into his hair, “Okay… I just wanna stay here for a minute. Continue your conversation.” Star said.

“Twilight, I’ll offer myself as a test subject. I did ask you to get it for me.” J said with a shrug.

“Alright. Not like anyone else has volunteered.” Twilight said, “So you wanted it now?”

J grabbed Star off of his back and held him in the air, “Yes. If it works I’m going to see Scoots.” He said. He stared at Star, “You done yet?”

“Wow… I’m so high up right now.” Star said in a daze. “J… How did you get so small?”

“Ugh… Star. You need to sit down.” J said placing him on the couch. “Lemmy are you high too, or is this one just Star?”

“There is no Lemmy… Only Zhul.” Star said before bursting out laughing with Lemmy.

“Twilight… don’t drink the water… there’s something in it.” J said.

“I drank it and I feel fine… Is uh… There anything different with Star? Like you?” Twilight asked.

“Yes… he can turn into goo.” J said, “And as with any goo creature he can turn into any person he wants but… it doesn’t seem to mimic voices.”

“Yep.” Star said raising his arm to the air. “AH!” He screamed as he noticed his hand was missing. J’s head turned to see it sitting on his own shoulder.

“And… many other things.” J said pulling Star’s hand off and dropping it on Star. “And my… differences don’t end with my werewolf form. Still have to figure all of them out. But these retractable claws are a nice feature makes it easier to not cut you up when I’m on top or holding you up.”

“Yep.” Star said as his hand fused back to his arm.

“Can you please cast the spell already?” J asked.

“Oh! Yeah…” Twilight said quickly, “Sorry.” Her horn lit up as she cast the spell.

There was a bright flash and a younger J was laying on the floor. “Ugh… my everything hurts…” He groaned.

“Young J is back!” Star said.

J pushed himself up, “Now… where too?” He asked. “I don’t really know… where Scoots is… she wasn’t home yesterday…” He looked at Twilight, “Do you know where she is? Or… is she just gone?”

“She’s probably somewhere. Maybe… Probably.” Twilight said.

“Don’t make me get the sugar container from the kitchen.” J said. “You remember what happened last time right?”

“I think you already got to it sugar pumpkin…” Star said hugging J again.

“Twilight…” J said calmly, “I will eat all of that sugar. And nothing… will be able to stop me.”

“Star maybe you should leave him alone.” Twilight said.

“But I love him…” Star whined.

“I don’t mind Star. You and Dash were supposed to be watching Scootaloo for me.” J said cocking his head, “And if you didn’t… Oh you don’t want to find out what happens if you didn’t.”

“Well if she isn’t here then obviously Dash has her.” Twilight said.

“I think someone is cranky.” Star said as he started to tickle J.

J bit his lip, “Then… cloud… walking spell…” He stammered. “And… please… stop…”

“Alright I’ll go get it. Star you two have fun while I search… It’ll be awhile. Maybe… Probably.” She shrugged heading upstairs.

J started shaking as the tickling started effecting him more. His lip quivered more as he tried to suppress the laughter.

Star smiled as two more arms grew from his sides and started tickling J in different areas.

J fell to the ground and started laughing, “No… more!” He said through laughter.

“Say uncle!” Star said. “Or forever face the wrath of the tickle monster!”

“UNCLE!” J yelled.

Star instantly let up and Twilight came running down the stairs.

J was laying back sprawled out and panting, “Please… cast the spell…” He said.

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J walked out of Twilight’s and slammed the door shut. He realized either he’d have to get lucky and hope Dash was somewhere in town or he’d have to go talk to Fluttershy. As he walked he saw Pinkie and stopped mid step as she turned and saw him.

“Oh god no…” J said quietly.

Her face slowly slid to a smile that only got bigger the longer she stared at him.

He gulped slightly and walked forward.

Her fingers started to twitch the closer she got to him.

He stopped within a few feet of her and looked up facing his fate with pride.

“I’ve MISSED YOU!” Pinkie shouted, picking him up with a hug.

“I… missed… you… too… Pinkie…” J stammered.

“I wanted to say I’m sorry… For you know.” Pinkie said putting him down.

J’s mouth twitched slightly.

“I know you probably… Need some time. But I’ll do whatever I can to make it up.” Pinkie said sincerely.

J smiled and hugged her tightly, “No it’s fine.” He said, “Everything's forgiven.”

“Oh good… Then I don’t have to feel guilty for doing this.” Pinkie said as she started tickling him.

J squeezed more tightly, “You’re… going to… have… to try harder… to get me off…” He said.

“No… No she won’t.” Star whispered into J’s ear.

“Oh god…” He said quietly.

“Yeah… She really won’t.” Twilight whispered in the other.

J shut his eyes tightly, “Do your worst.” He said.

“Uncle won’t save you now.” Star said.

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J’s eyes darted between the three of them as he sat away from them.

They all stared at him with the same smile on their faces.

“No.” J stated.

“I didn’t say anything.” Star said.

“You didn’t have to.” J said, “What ever comes up. No.”

“Well okay… We won’t.” Twilight shrugged.

“Speak then.” J said, “You’ve already eaten up a lot of my time so what’s a few more minutes?”

“Well… I think I may know where Scoots is. But… You don’t want to hear it.” Twilight said.

“If you plan on keeping me from my daughter…” J growled.

“No she’s right. You did say whatever it was was going to be a No…” Pinkie said scratching her chin.

“I gotta tell ya J… You did say that.” Star said.

“I wonder what happens when I’m in this form and I drink liquid rape…” J said a very malicious smile spreading across his face.

“Uhh…” Star said nervously.

“Sounds like fun!” Pinkie said.

“She’s out with Dash getting ice cream.” Twilight said.

“Okay.” J said with a shrug. “That saves me the trouble of trying to get to her house.”

“Yes. And saves more holes in our walls.” Star said.

“Oh yeah you should probably get everyone together or something… Show them what you two can do now.” Twilight said.

“Or… show every one separately.” J said. “I was going to show AJ yesterday. But… that was stopped, by a certain spell… that a certain unicorn cast...”

“Oh you enjoyed it…” Twilight teased.

“Show us what?” Pinkie asked.

“Twilight can you change me back?” J questioned.

“Yep.” She said casting the spell again.

The chair was thrown back spilling J onto the floor, “Again… everything is… pain…” He groaned.

“Come on.” Star said picking him up and setting him on the couch.

“Give me a second…” J said rolling off the couch and onto the floor, “Wolf first. Any complaints about that?”

“Sounds like a good play to start.” Star said.

J nodded and stretched out on the floor as he did his body shifted to that of his wolf form. “Ah… why does it feel so good to stretch out like this?” He questioned.

“Notice anything different Pinkie?” Star asked.

“You look bigger.” Pinkie said curiously.

“I am bigger. In more ways than one.” J said his tongue lolling out and sliding against the floor. “Ah… my tongue is a lot bigger too.”

“Neat!” Pinkie said grabbing his tongue and looking at it.

J waggled it and it slid against her hand.

Pinkie giggled as it rubbed against her skin, “Anything else?” She asked.

J pawed at her, “No but I really want a belly rub. This is the only form… you’ve seen me in... that I’ll allow it without getting angry if you don’t ask.” He said.

“I thought you loved belly rubs!” Pinkie said.

“I hate when you use it as a weapon against me.” J said, “I love them otherwise.”

Pinkie knelt down beside J, staring at him with a growing smile, waiting for permission.

J rolled onto his back and he looked up at Pinkie.

“Yay!” She shouted before shoving her face into his fur and rubbing his belly.

His tail wagged happily and his back paw thumped against the couch. “Oh… yeah… just… right there… ah… feels great.” He said. He laid his head back and stared up at Twilight.

“Oh alright…” Twilight said moving down to help Pinkie.

Right as she began rubbing Star noticed J’s growing erection.

“Mm… I think he’s liking it.” Star joked as he knelt down with the two and started scratching his head.

J’s erection kept growing, “Fuuuck…. yeah… like that… like that…” He said.

“I like this side of you.” Star said.

“Me too!” Pinkie said.

Twilight stopped as soon as the tip of J’s dick touched her face. “What?” She questioned looking at it curiously.

“I think he’s suggesting something.” Star said.

“Keep scratching…” J said without looking up, “It feels so good…”

“Mmkay.” Star said.

J started panting, “Ah… so nice…” He said.

A grin slid onto Star’s face as his other hand wandered to J’s cock.

“Keep it up…” J said without noticing, “Keep rubbing… it feels great…”

“Yes sir.” Star said as he began to jerk J off.

J yelped in surprise.

“I can stop if you like…” Star said slowing down.

“No do- Yes… ne… next transformation…” J said as he wiggled out from under them.

“Okie dokey!” Pinkie said stepping back.

J transformed and was still on all fours while in his werewolf form, underneath him both his dicks stood at the ready.

“Wow…” Pinkie said starting at the two cocks prominently displayed.

“Yeah I’m still getting used to it.” Twilight said.

“Mhm… That’s what she said.” Lemmy said high fiving Star.

“Well… get ready for this too.” J said he stood up and gripped his sack with his hand and promptly displayed them for the both of them. “Much… much larger than before.” He smiled, “With all the benefits that come with them being large… I don’t mind you two being touchy feely right now either.” He coughed, “Sorry three.”

“Good. Woulda been ashamed to leave Twilight out.” Star joked.

“Yes it would have.” J said smiling a bit, he dropped his balls and plopped back onto the couch. He looked down at his paws and watched happily as he got each claw to slide out one at a time.

“Thanks Logan.” Twilight laughed getting to her knees beside Pinkie as they started looking and touching his new dick.

“Not even caring Star, or are you just going to wait until I say I’m ready? Because you want both of them at once… oh that one sounds exactly like you!” J asked looking at Star out of the corner of his eye.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself.” Star said kissing J on the lips.

“You really want it don’t you?” J asked smiling a little bit.

“In due time yes. But for now…” Star said placing his hand on the head of one of his dicks, “Let’s just enjoy this.”

“Well I’m enjoying it…” J said leaning back on the couch.

“Oh well that’s good.” Star said coyly.

J panted a little bit, “It’d be great if neither of you decided to seal off my orgasms again.” He said.

“Oh come now… Why on earth would I do that?” Star asked sarcastically.

“If you did I’d make sure to build up as much as possible. You’d be waking up covered in cum and down in the basement… a large Star shaped hole above you leading right up to where you were the night before.” J said. “But you’d love that wouldn’t you? Being covered in my cum… so why should I use it against you?”

Star himself started getting hard, “Oh J… You know just what to say to turn me on.” Star said kissing him again.

“Drinks and a date first babe.” J joked.

“Oh right I just remembered… Scootaloo?” Star said.

J shot up right, “Yeah!” He said turning back to his normal form, “Use the spell again! I want to surprise her!”

Twilight and Pinkie were knocked back.

“Oh… Right!” Twilight said quickly casting it again.

J was still sitting on the couch, “Hey this ti-” He stopped mid word and fell to the side.

“Easy… Just relax.” Star said.

“Why… does it… hurt... so much?” J questioned weakly.

“I’d have to consult the ‘Changing your Anatomy in under ten seconds’ Rulebook.” Star joked.

“No… Celestia’s… use didn’t… hurt.” J said, “Like… she mastered… i-” He stopped and his eye started twitching.

“What’s wrong?” Twilight asked.

“She mastered… the spell.” J said.

“Whatcha gettin at mate?” Lemmy asked.

“Think for a few seconds.” J said, “Celestia… mastered a spell that allows her to change others age.”

There was a sudden silence as the realization washed over everyone.

“Oh…” Star said.

“And my dislike of her deepens.” J said calmly.

“I’ll… Talk to her.” Star said in sudden disbelief.

“Tell me Twilight… when you were with her in the castle before arriving here… did her horn just light up after receiving something?” J asked.

“Um… I think so yeah? Why?” Twilight asked.

“Just… think about what that could entail… And… It makes me wonder what else has she’s mastered over her life.” J said.

“Kinky!” Pinkie said.

“What?” J questioned. “How could that be kinky? That makes her a lying hypocritical ruler… but it’s hypocritical for me to call her out on it because I lie too… so… it’s the perfect defense… Oh she’s good.”

“Well what can ya do.” Star shrugged.

“Nothing. Nothing at all.” J said, “I feel if I try my life would be in danger. She did manage to turn me the first time from Canterlot… so is anywhere I could go really safe from her?”

“The moon.” Star joked, trying to hold back a laugh.

“Mmm I might go have a night out with Luna then. At least she’d be able to show me how I could survive for long periods of time… alone on the moon.” J said.

“You could try. It might work. That’s a really good idea actually.” Celestia said from behind them.

“Star where’s the sugar jar?” J asked smiling innocently.

“What do you want.” Star asked.

“Nothing. I can’t stop by and visit my favorite two werewolves in all of equestria?” Celestia asked hugging Star closely.

“I wouldn’t dream of stopping you.” Star smiled kissing her as the two fell onto the couch.

“Favorite…” J laughed, “Yes… you blind and fuck with your favorites.”

“Um… Yeah?” She asked, “What else would I do with them?”

“She has a point J.” Star shrugged going back to kissing her.

“Stop… Just stop.” Twilight said to J, “You aren’t going to win this fight…”

J walked into the kitchen and they heard a cabinet get opened. “Ah ha!” He said from inside.

“Maybe you should go before he decides to go hulk on us.” Star said.

“But I just got here.” Celestia said. “I can’t just leave.”

A chair flew out of the kitchen, “NO SHALL STOP MY ASCENT!” J screamed from inside the kitchen. “THEY HUNGER FOR YOUR SOULS!”

Celestia’s horn lit up and fizzled, “Oh… Well this is quite the turn of events.” She said.

“Oh who’s first this time?” Pinkie asked.

J leaped from the kitchen and tackled Celestia sticking to her face. “YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME MORTAL!” He laughed.

Celestia sat there motionless, tilting her head towards them. Star shrugged.

J suddenly forced her back causing her to fall forward into the table. He managed to get off at the last second and latched onto Twilight.

“MPH!” Twilight screamed before falling onto her ass.

“Mm… Curious.” Celestia said trying to pry J off of Twilight.

J pushed off of Twilight causing Celestia to fly back into the couch.

“FOOL I AM GOD!” J screamed as he stared at Star, breathing heavily his entire body shaking.

“Come at me bro!” Star said holding his arms out.

“FEEL MY WRATH!” J screamed leaping at Star.

As J hit Star he went through him partially, Star’s body turning to its gelatinous state and trapping him.

“HA NOTHING CAN STOP ME FOOL!” J screamed as he some how grabbed Celestia and pulled her in with himself. He laughed evilly as he used Celestia to force himself out of Star’s body.

Star looked down at her, “So… Come here often?” He said with a smile before he let her out.

J vanished and they heard the water pipes around the house rattle.

Star grabbed his phone and dialed a number. “Yeah Rainbow Dash? We ne-” Star said. A spoon collided with the phone sending it to the floor. J stood in the doorway to the kitchen with a very evil smile on his face.

“AND NO-” He stopped mid word and slumped to the ground and started holding his head, “Oh god it hurts! No more liquid rape in this form!”

“And I’m back.” Celestia said as her horn lit up and J appeared on the couch in chains.

“Don’t… even… care… my head hurts too much…” J muttered.

“Oh well thats good. I guess you don’t need the key then.” Celestia said walking to the door.

The chains fell to the ground in a rattle, “Nope… dad taught me how to pick a lock…” J said still curled up on the couch.

“Celestia sit down.” Star said.

“I don’t feel like sitting.” She said.

“No, you sit or else.” Star said sternly.

“Or else what?” She asked as Star walked up to her and whispered something to her. Her face immediately blushed bright red and she ran over to the couch sitting quietly.

“What now?” J asked with a groan.

“Scootaloo. Stop stalling.” Star said throwing his phone at J’s head.

“Yeah… stop throwing stuff at my head…” J said slowly sitting up.

“No one asked you to drink that stuff. This is your own burden to bear. Plus it’s not like it’s the worst headache you could ever have…” Star said sternly.

“You're right re-living my rape was the worst headache ever.” J said as he got off the couch.

“Yeah I remember mine. That was one hell of a brain tumor.” Star said jokingly.

“Please don’t fight…” Twilight said.

“Unlike you… I was referencing the memory you so thoughtfully brute forced open.” J said, “I was talking about when I was actually raped.”

“Hey I’m not saying it didn’t happen or anything. I get it was horrible… But you didn’t have to enter my head, or did you think you’re the only one that had memories brought up they wanted to keep locked.” Star said.

“Oh tell me what’s worse getting raped and then stabbed until you were about to die and NO ONE was going to help you or g-” J stopped, “No I won’t say what happened to you. I’m not giving that privacy up.”

“W...What?” Twilight said.

“At least one person is surprised about something that happened to me in the past.” J said with a sigh, “I wasn’t always… strong and forceful. Hell before I met Star I was… no one. I had nothing… just the bandages I made and what little clothing I had.”

There was a long pause before J noticed tears streaming down Star’s face.

“It’s all in the past… there’s no need to cry about it… I let it all go. I had no one to hold a grudge to. I made sure of that.” J said

Star smiled and gave a little laugh, “You… You remember the day you came into our kitchen?” He asked.

“‘Course I do.” J said with a smile, “That… wasn’t just the happiest moment for you…”

“Hey…” Star said standing up.

“Yeah?” J asked looking back at Star.

“Before we leave… Would you like a soda?” Star said, his smile growing as he wiped away his tears.

“I never had one before… that sounds nice.” J said his own smile growing in time with Star’s.

Star knelt down and pulled J into a hug, gripping him tightly.

J hugged him back. “No matter what we’re in this together… no plan…” J started.

“Yeah.” Star said.

“No steps?” J asked laying his head on Star’s shoulder.

“Mmhm…” Star said.

“No goal…” J said.

Star pulled away looking into his eyes, “You’re goddamn right.” He said with a laugh.

“Just us…” J started tears beginning to form in his eyes..

“Through thick and thin… Out six story windows and inception horns.” Star said.

J started laughing. “Through face hugging and horrible puns.” He said.

“Fighting prankster princesses and endless sex.” Star chuckled.

“Hey…” Celestia said.

“Shut it.” Star snapped.

J chuckled a little, “You can’t forget fighting World War S and the Eldritch battle…” He said laughing a little bit more.

“Or the horrors of Pinkamena’s subconscious.” Star said.

“Hm?” Pinkamena said, her hair falling down to its side.

“Or the horror of a prank war between us.” J said shivering a little.

“Or the cosplays.” Twilight said.

“No… no you haven’t even seen how deep of a cosplay collection I have Twilight…” J said, “And now… I can expand it even more.”

“I have to agree with J there… We may be Stardust and Joel… But in costume…” Star said with a smile.

“Batman and Robin.” J said.

“Arthur and The Tick.” Star said.

“Elliot Salem and Tyson Rios.” J said.

“The doctor and his companions!” Star said pulling everyone in close.

“No… no. Trevor Belmont and Alucard.” J said smiling widely.

“John and Cortana.” Star said.

J stared at Star, “Excuse me don’t you mean John and Avery Johnson?” He asked.

There was a pause, “Yeah...” Star said hesitantly.

Celestia giggled slightly.

“What about a Boy and his Blob?” J asked with a smile.

“Superman and his faithful hound Krypto the Superdog?” Star said.

“No… more like, The Darkness and Jackie Estacado.” J said. “And you know who I am in that duo.” He smirked.

“Well you’ll always be the Sirius to my Potter.” Star smiled hugging him closely.

“And you’ll always be the Issun to my Amaterasu.” J said.

“You’re like the Bowser von Uberdog to his Rocket Llama!” Pinkamena said.

“W...Huh?” Star asked.

“Ha… good one. We’re like Jack and Dexter.” J said. “Great alone but unstoppable together.”

“Or Sargent Kemlo “Hyperdog” Caeser!” Pinkamena said.

“Wait… What?” Star asked.

“Is… that a duo?” J questioned.

“Duo? I thought we were just listing dogs now.” She shrugged.

“You’re like the Pikachu to my Ash.” Star said.

“Just don’t stop me from evolving.” J chuckled.

“Couldn’t if I tried Sam.” Star said.

“No you definitely couldn’t Max.” J said.

There was a knock at the door.

“Oh good… Someone has come to save us.” Twilight said rushing over to the door.

J and Star vanished without warning.

Twilight opened the door, “Oh hey!” She said.

“Hi.” Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo said.

“I see you two found us instead…” Twilight mumbled.

“What?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Nothing.” Twilight said.

“THEY’RE RELEASING THE HACKS!” J screamed as he vaulted down the steps.

“11-99! OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE!” Star shouted chasing after him.

“GET DOWN HE HAS AN SMG!” J yelled tackling Pinkamena behind cover.

“Dispatch we need airwatch, subject is 505!” Star shouted as he grabbed Spike from his bed and threw him into the air. Celestia jumped up and started flying, catching Spike as she flew over the area.

J popped up from behind cover with a RPG, “FIRING!” He shouted launching a toy rocket at Celestia.

“Minor hits! Continuing prosecution!” Celestia said dropping Spike onto J’s face.

“MMPH!” J screamed.

There was a thwack as Spike was hit with a crowbar.

“I have a level 3 civil privacy violator here.” Star said.

“Issuing mal compliant citation.” Celestia said as she started throwing pillows at them.

J came up from behind cover with a nerf machine gun, “TAKE THEM DOWN!” He shouted as Dash, Scootaloo, and Pinkamena came up with varying Nerf weapons. “Focus fire on the chopper!” J ordered. All weapons aimed at Celestia and they opened fire.

“Officer down, I am 10-99 repeat I am 10-99” Celestia said plummeting into Star.

“Officer down, request all units code 3 to my 10-20.” Star shouted as Twilight appeared at the top of the stairs chucking confetti grenades down.

“Requesting immediate support… Requesting immediate support code five-oh-five.” J said as Dash and Pinkamena were hit and downed.

A single nerf dart fired from the kitchen narrowly missing Twilight.

Orion came in with a crowbar in hand alongside Luna who had a nerf pistol in hand.

“It’s Freeman and Alyx we’re saved!” Scootaloo said from behind the couch.

Both Orion and Luna got behind cover with Scootaloo.

Spike jumped up and attached to Star’s face.

“ZOMBINE!” J screamed.

“MMMPH!” Star screamed pulling out a grenade and running towards J..

Orion grabbed the grenade magically and threw it at Twilight.

“SHIT GRENADE!” Twilight yelled as it went off.

J shot Star with his last bullet.

Star let out a groan before falling back and playing dead.

Before Twilight was downed she shot J.

J crawled weakly for a medical kit before playing dead right in front of it.

Pabu scurried across the room and ran into Orion’s pants.

“ANTLION!” Luna yelled as Orion fell to the floor laughing, trying to get Pabu out.

J got up along with Pinkamena, “HE BROKE CHARACTER!” They said at the same time pointing at Orion.

“GNTR!” Star mumbled sitting up.

“What?” Twilight asked.

Star pulled Spike off his face, “Well it was fun while it lasted. Thanks Orion…” He said.

“Well who’s up for a little swimming down at the pool?” Celestia asked.

“I think J wanted to show Scootaloo something… I can’t remember.” Star said scratching his head.

Everyone looked at Scootaloo and J who were laying on the ground making out.

“Oh yes… I remember now.” Star said.

“Pool sounds great.” Scootaloo said as she nuzzled J.

“Yeah.” J said in agreement.

“You uh… Didn’t want to show her… You know.” Star said.

J whispered something to Scoots and she kissed him. “After we get back…” She said.

Star smiled evilly before approaching Rainbow Dash, “Hey Dash…” Star said.

“Yeah?” Dash asked as she stood up.

Star fell to the floor, “Oh damn… Could you give me a hand?” He said extending his hand to Rainbow Dash.

“Sure.” Dash said grabbing his hand and pulling it right off. “Wha?” She questioned staring wide eyed at it.

The hand gripped hers tightly, not letting go.

Dash froze up and stared at Star her body starting to shake.

J lightly tapped Scootaloo and she got off of him.

“I said give me a hand… Not take one.” Star said shaking his head and yanking his hand off her’s before reattaching it.

“Twilight would you mind helping me out?” J asked as he grabbed Dash’s other hand, “Follow me Dash… I need to tell you something… well show you something.” He looked back at Scootaloo who followed closely behind him.

“Bu… Star’s… wha…” Dash mumbled quietly.

Star grabbed Dash’s arm, “Wait.” He said before J yanked her away and his arm with her. “OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD!” Star screamed falling to the floor gripping his shoulder.

“TWILIGHT NOW!” J shouted.

Twilight cast a spell and J caught Dash as she fell forward.

J lifted her up and carried her upstairs.

“Fuck… this hurts… fight through the pain…” J mumbled.

“And this is why I visit.” Celestia said high fiving Star’s detached arm.