There was a loud series of knocks on Star’s bedroom door, “Come on you two time to get up!” J called through.

“We’re up. Finishing our mineshaft!” Star shouted from his room.

“Great.” J said, “We’ll still need you down here for breakfast.” There was a short pause, “I’ll see you down there then.”

“Yes… Then.” Fluttershy said.

“Oka-” J was cut off.

“Come on! AJ wants you down there now J!” Dash said dragging J away from the door.

“You know I can see just enough to walk safely right…” J said.

“I know… but still I don’t want you getting hurt.” Dash said.

“Present.” Star said as him and Fluttershy appeared on the couch, “And my magic is working again!”

“Great… now which one of you is on which side? I just see two blurry silhouettes.” J said.

“How bout now?” Star said rolling closer to him.

“Yes. Now I can tell who’s who for a few more minutes.” J said, “Hard to tell from the back.”

“Good to know it’s getting better.” Star said, “Now what we doing?”

“Well… AJ decided to make breakfast… and… right now I’m not going to attempt to tell her no.” J said, “I really don’t have anything else planned… So I’m up for suggestions.”

“How about… We...go… I dunno I’m bored.” Star shrugged.

“Well you two go have fun in your room then. Still not in the mood for any sex.” J said sitting down in a chair. “Dunno why either.”

There was a knock at the door. “I’ll get it.” Star said. He moved to the door and opened it.

“Hi Star.” Cadence said.

“Hey good to see you again!” Star said.

“Are… You wearing a bald cap?” She asked.

“Yeah and… OH wait… Shit… That’s PROFESSOR Star! Damn it…” Star said.

“You broke character!” Fluttershy said.

“I’m sorry!” Star said.

“Okay… J?” Cadence called as she stepped in.

“On the couch Caddie Bear!” J said happily, “Although… a little blind at the moment.”

“Oh you poor thing!” She said rushing over and placing her hands on his cheeks, “I’m so sorry I was gone for so long…”

“It’s alright you’re back now…” He said as he gently grabbed her and pulled her onto his lap. He didn’t care where he was nuzzling as long as it was her, “I missed you so much… I was scared that you’d left me after what happened at the hospital!”

Her hands wrapped around his head, holding him tightly against her, “I’d never leave my Joe Joe Bear…” She said softly.

His hands moved down her body and stopped on her hips, “Oh god I wish I could see right now… with all of you the pictures in my mind aren’t cutting it…” His voice cracking a little.

“I’ll be here until then… And then some.” She said kissing him.

He returned the kiss and held her tightly, “What happened that made you leave?” He asked now gently kissing her neck.

“I had some business to take care of… I’m sorry.” She said placing another quick kiss on his lips.

“Too bad I’m not like Star and I can’t speak french…” He said kissing her cheek, “All I know is russian… and that’s too rough a language to be used like I want to use it…”

“But I like it rough.” She said coyly as she ran her hand through J’s hair.

J laughed, “The message would be lost… and I can’t have that.” He said.

“If it makes you feel better, I heard what Celestia did at the hospital… And I got her back a little.” Cadence said.

He smiled, “I’d love to know how…” He said as he kissed her.

Celestia appeared in the room, glaring at Cadence. Her hair was a dark red color.

“Star...With me… Now.” She said as she grabbed Star and disappeared.

“Oh that’s good…” J said, “Hm I can see a bit more now. That’s even better!”

“I can already tell that she and Star are planning revenge somehow…” Twilight sighed.

“I can hear the crazed russian demoman in my head screaming at me to start preparing for a Cold War of pranks. But blinding me isn’t really a prank it’s just cruel.” J said, “Putting hair dye in her shampoo isn’t really on the same level as blinding me.”

“Oh that wasn’t just hair dye…” Cadence giggled.

“Oh what else was in it?” J asked curiously.

“Well let’s just say a special clear liquid that you made awhile ago.” Cadence said.

“Oh god… that’s payback enough.” J said with a smile, “Star won’t be coming back for a while though…”

“Yeah… Star’s legs won’t be the only thing numb after she’s finished.” Cadence said.

“I feel my sex drive kicking in again.” J whispered. “What do you say… we have a second honeymoon?”

“That sounds romantic! What did you have in mind?” She asked.

“Why don’t we take a little vacation somewhere?” J said. “Anywhere you want to go… I’m not going to say no...”

“How about a beach… Somewhere we can relax?” She asked.

“That sounds perfect…” He said. “After… everything some relaxation would be nice for us both wouldn’t it?”

“Absolutely… I’ve missed how it feels when you touch my skin…” She said gently.

“I missed how good you smell… and I missed the feeling of you beside me… it felt empty without you there… although AJ and Dash were happy to try to fill that space…” J said, “But even then… you’re you… no one can replace you… it’ll never be the same with someone else beside me.” He nuzzled her, “So soft… Caddie Bear I missed you so much…”

“When we get to the beach… There’s a new bikini I wanted to show you.” She whispered.

J licked his lips, “I can’t wait to see it.” He said with a smile.

Pinkie crashed through the window and tackle Cadence off J. “CADENCE I MISSED YOU!” She yelled, hugging her as they both rolled on the floor together.

“Okay… even more colors… Great!” J said happily.

“It’s great to see you too Pinkie!” Cadence said hugging her tightly.

J smiled, “Just like family…” He said as Dash and AJ hugged him tightly. He returned the hug.

“Just don’t forget us alright…” AJ said sadly.

“Yeah…” Dash said just as sad.

Cadence looked at them, “Girls you both can come too!” She said.

“I can’t… Applebuck season starts tomorrow.” AJ said.

“It’s about time for Wonderbolt Camp Sign ups to start… I can’t either.” Dash said.

“Pinkie?” Cadence asked.

“Nope! I have a lot of parties to plan still!” Pinkie said.

Star reappeared in the room, looking blankly ahead.

“Star? Hey buddy is everything alright?” J asked a little hesitantly.

“I can’t feel my anything…” Star said.

“M… maybe you shouldn’t… move.” J said, “At all… anymore.”

“Sounds...Good.” Star said.

“So… what happened with her?” J asked.

“It started with sex…” Star said, “But she did things that would make Pinkamena turn away…”

“Huh?” Pinkamena said, her hair dropping down to her side, “Did someone call me?”

“Caddie Bear… no more Celestia and liquid rape…” J said quietly.

“Yeah… I’m sorry Star.” Cadence said worriedly.

“No I’m fine… At least it doesn’t hurt… That much.” Star said with a chuckle.

“S… so… about our plans…” J said looking at Cadence.

“Star… Joe Joe and I are planning on going to the beach for a few days… would you and Fluttershy like to come?” Cadence asked.

“Sure that sounds fun.” Star said.

“It’ll be like a second honeymoon for us too!” Fluttershy said, rubbing her face against Star’s chest.

“Oh… and Cadence… I’ll have to catch you up on a few things… like one… um… Fluttershy you want to tell her?” J asked.

“Well you’re going to show her eventually, might as well just start with it.” Fluttershy said.

“No… no not that.” J said dismissively.

“Did something other than Celestia blinding you happen to you, Joe Joe?” Cadence asked worriedly.

“And the demon attacking me…” J said.

“What a demon attacked you!?!” Cadence said teleporting right in front of J, “Are you alright!?!?”

“Yeah… I am… just… suffered a lot of injuries… they’re all gone now… and I got hit by the Elements…” J said shrinking back into the chair.

“What!” Cadence shouted.

“I was yanked into the line of fire by the demon… I’m fine. Just… came out being able to transform…” J said quietly.

Cadence blinked a few times, “What?” She asked.

J remained silent.

“I’m calling it you’re lying to cover serious injuries…” Cadence said hugging J tightly. “You don’t have to do that Joe Joe… I’m here for you.”

“Maybe you should show her?” Fluttershy said.

“They haven’t hea-” Cadence was cut off when J’s claws pressed lightly against her. She slowly looked over J’s werewolf form “Wha… wha…” She stammered weakly.

“Not that surprising…” Pinkamena shrugged.

“J… J…” Cadence stammered again as she looked up at J’s snout. Her eyes slid across his teeth.

“You knew we were werewolves… You had to imagine he would be a… Werewolf.” Star laughed.

“N… n…” She stammered as a blush ran across her face. Soon her face was pressed against his and they started making out.

“Lemmy why can’t you ever make stuff like that happen?” Star asked.

“Because it already has mate.” Lemmy said.

“Oh right…” Star said.

“What else did you do while I was gone… or what else can you transform into?” Cadence asked a smile growing on her face.

“Well… there was the one incident three days ago now?” J asked, “Wait… nevermind that didn’t happen.” He quickly went back to making out with Cadence.

“After everything thats happened I could really used that honeymoon… When can we leave?” Star asked.

J broke away and whispered something into Cadence’s ear. She quickly got off his lap and walked over to Star, “You… did what?” She asked cocking her head.

“Yeah I did what?” Star asked.

She wrapped Star in a tight hug and lifted him up, “Oh thank you so much… you saved my Joe Joe Bear’s life! Thank you…” She said as she kissed Star. “You’re just as much a hero as Joe Joe is to me… Thank you so much Star!”

“I… Just did what anyone else would have done.” Star shrugged.

“Um… the rest of us… didn’t really want to enter J’s mind.” Dash said quietly.

“I agree I wouldn’t have entered it myself. There’s a crazed russian running around inside it.” J joked.

“It was nothing really… I’m just glad J is okay.” Star said.

Cadence set Star back in the chair, “You two need to get packed up! We’re leaving tomorrow! I need to find out what else I missed!” She said going back to J.

J had gone back to normal and Cadence sat down on his lap. The picked up making out again.

“Oh yeah… Lemmy is british.” Star said.

“Tentacles have nationalities?” Cadence asked, “Aww that’s so cute!”

“He also has a crush on yo-” Star said before a tentacle shot out and started choking him.

Both Cadence and J looked at Lemmy.

“Oh really?” J asked.

“He does?” Cadence questioned. “Wait I know something that will help!” Her horn lit up as she cast a spell.

“Lemmy let Star go now.” J said, “I’ve given up on hating you. So I want to hear this from YOU!”

There was a sigh, “Yeah… I’ve grown quite attached to you too mate… I saw everything that happened in Star’s head, same with yours.” Lemmy said letting Star go.

“Well what happened in my past is private.” J said, “And you know what I’m talking about.”

Cadence remained silent and looked between the two.

“Don’t worry it’s safe with me… You’re kinda like a brother to me… If tentacle abominations can have brothers.” Lemmy said.

“Abomination is a bit far. That’d constitute raping every living thing you came across.” J said with a chuckle, “And what was this about you having a crush on Caddie?”

“It...It’s nothing.” Lemmy said quietly.

“Oh come on. It’s not nothing.” J said, “I did hear about how you wanted to see her naked the first time you saw her.”

“Yeah…” Lemmy said quietly.

“So is there more to it?” J asked with a small smile.

“I… L...hmg…” Lemmy mumbled.

“Come on Lemmy…” J said smiling a little bit more.

“Yeah I want to hear it too!” Cadence said.

“Oh bloody hell she can hear me too…” Lemmy said.

“I can feel him blushing.” Star laughed.

“Aww it’s so cute… Lemmy has a crush on me!” Cadence said as she leaned forward, “Come on Lemmy… please tell us…”

“I love ya okay?” Lemmy said quickly.

“Lemmy you are family to me… so you know what that means right?” Cadence asked.

“Yeah…” He said.

“Oh what does it mean Lemmy?” Cadence asked with a soft smile.

“Maybe you should tell him.” Star said.

“That means that I love you too Lemmy.” Cadence said smiling a little more.

“Yeah yeah…” Lemmy said quietly.

Cadence whispered something to J.

“Yeah… I’ll get her.” J said picking up his phone, “Umm… still slightly blind here.”

Cadence dialed a number, “Yeah… get over here I have something I need you to do.”

“Mmhmm yep. Exactly that. Thank you! I’ll see you in a bit then!” Cadence hung up and gave J his phone back.

“Lemmy you do know Chrysalis right?” Cadence asked.

“Haven’t talked personally but… Yeah?” Lemmy said.

“Well she’s a changeling… and… well. You’ll see.” She said.

“Why am I getting worried…” Lemmy said.

The door opened up and Chrysalis walked in, “I’m here!” She said.

“You shouldn’t be worried… Chrysalis won’t say no.” Cadence said. “Joe Joe why don’t we go get packed up and let Chrysalis and Lemmy get acquainted?”

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“Normally I wouldn’t agree to clothing shopping.” J said as he sat beside Star sipping a drink. “But seeing on who I’m going with… I’ll make the change.” He looked at Lemmy, “So how was Chrysalis?”

“Good…” Star and Lemmy said simultaneously.

“Hm… well Star did you understand what I meant when I said I wanted a second honeymoon?” J asked.

“With you that’s kind of difficult. Explain?” Star said.

“Ugh you remember our first ‘honeymoon’ correct?” J asked.

“If you're talking about yours and mine… Yep!” Star said with a smirk.

“Very funny. No. Caddie Bear’s and mine.” J said.

“Spit it out already.” Lemmy said.

“Her coming back made my sex drive do a hard reset.” J stated.

“So… I don’t know what you’re getting at.” Star said.

J rolled his eyes, “Look I meant I wanted to fuck her brains out.” He said, “And now… I don’t know.”

“Beach sex man… Beach sex.” Star said.

“Yeah I agree… Beach sex is best sex.” Lemmy said.

“Mmm yes. I agree with that.” J said, “I can’t wait to see her new bikini either.”

“Yes...Bikini…” Lemmy said slowly.

“Lemmy stop drooling.” Star said.

“Sorry.” He said.

“I’m going to have so much fun… Caddie on my lap as I slowly pull it off of her breasts… kneading and playing with them…” J started with a smile, “Her large… milk filled breasts… her sweet curvy body…” He started to drool a little, “Fu… no… not going to repeat the dinner… no… Bad dick… bad…”

“No dick… Keep talking.” Lemmy said.

“That was me talking… my dick wants me to go into the changing room and fuck Caddie until she screams.” J said.

“That’s what I said, keep talking dick.” Lemmy chuckled, high fiving Star.

J glared at the two of them. “Who would win a werewolf that can blink or a tentacle monster?” He asked.

“Ah you wouldn’t hit a cripple would you?” Lemmy laughed.

“No. I’ll just wait till Star’s better.” J said with a smile. “Or blow you both up in your sleep.”

“Ah you’ll probably just push him out a window again.” Lemmy said.

“Some crossed wires a wayward pinch of potassium chloride and boom.” J said.

“Yeah mate we get it you can make bombs. Not impressed.” Lemmy said.

“Okay.” J said with a shrug. “You know… I’ll check on the girls then. You two coming?”

“Sure.” Star said.

“So say you get better on the two day luxury train ride to the beach. What do you plan on doing then?” J asked, “Other than sex on the beach.”

“Well I’ve got a surprise for you.” Star said, motioning to his feet as his toes moved, “I can feel my toes!”

“So that’s what’s moving?” J questioned, “The spell’s still wearing off. Can’t make out little details right now.”

“Right forgot your still as blind as a bat.” Lemmy said.

“Hm?” Fluttershy said.

Star nearly jumped from his chair, “The hell did you come from?” He asked.

“Don’t ask questions.” She said with a smile, kissing Star on the cheek.

“Well I’m going to surprise Caddie.” J said as he disappeared.

J was quickly teleported back, “She intercepted my blink… how is that possible?” He questioned.

“Like I said… Don’t ask questions.” Fluttershy said.

“Well I at least I know that you can blink.” J said, “Oh and who was better Soarin or me?”

“Meh… It’s like comparing a fine dessert to a bag of potato chips.” Fluttershy said, “You can just eat away at potato chips… But with a fine dessert? You take your time and enjoy it. You’re better.”

J nodded. “Okay. Well I’m open until it’s not good for my health anymore.” He said.

“Star let me try his… And quite frankly…” Fluttershy said, “You and him are hard to decide between.”

“Species thing I’ll guess.” J said with a shrug.

“Probably.” Star said.

J sat down on the bench, “Two days on a luxury train…” He said, “Why do I get the feeling that something’s not entirely right?”

“What do ya mean?” Lemmy asked.

“Just a feeling in the pit of my stomach that something’s not where it’s supposed to be…” J said.

“You’re probably just hungry.” Star said patting him on the back.

“Yeah… I am. But let’s wait for Caddie to finish up.” J said.

“How long could she ta- Oh right… She’s female.” Lemmy said.

“Yeah we might be here a bit.” Star said.

“I take it you really haven’t gone clothes shopping with women much Star?” J asked.

“Nope.” Star said.

“That’s why I said I don’t do this much. It’s going to be a long while until she decides to come out to sh-” J was cut off as he was teleported away.

“Uhhhhh…” Star mumbled.

J was teleported back, “She’s almost done.” He said. “Just one last dress to try on.”

“Uh huh…” Star said.