My alarm kicked on and forced me awake. I slammed the thing off the end table and was about to go back to sleep when Chrysalis woke up.

“Do you always break your alarm?” She questioned with a yawn.

“Yes I do…” I responded as I pulled her close.

“Mmm J enough… You promised me sex in the shower today… I want it… But I’ll have to leave shortly after.” Chrysalis responded quickly. She buried her head in my chest and said a bit muffled, “I don’t think I can handle much more love though…”

“So… no sex?” I questioned, “Ah it’s fine…”

As I said that I felt a bit of magic run through me, “There…”

“What did you do?” I questioned as I tried to peel the blanket back.

“Oh don’t worry if I would have done anything to your size it’d be longer. I just removed that knot for a bit… The spell should last a week… I’m sure that mare that’s on your mind, Octavia… wouldn’t be too keen on having a knot shoved in her… Me on the other hand, I love it. Other than the missing knot it’s normal.” She responded with a laugh, “Oh and I may just help you out a little further…”

“So… you have…”

“No I don’t want to be your mate… I feel that if I took that spot then… you’d be alone an awful lot. I’ll just be your lover… I’ll come to you for sex and love and I’ll help you when you need it.” Chrysalis responded, “Now… Maybe a blow job is in order today…?”

I let go of her and she climbed out of bed.

I glanced down and right by the door two piles of clothing where laid.

“Hm… ghosts?” Chrysalis joked.

“Yeah… let’s go with that…” I responded with a laugh, “And we don’t have to leave the room…”

I motioned towards the bathroom door.

“Oh. Well… I’ll be…” She said. She was about to walk but I could tell that she was off balance. Hell her stomach was still bulging a little.

I got out of the bed and swooped up behind her. I caught her as she fell back.

“Woah…” She said quietly.

“Here… let me help a little.” I lifted her up, “You’ll need to be careful…”

All of a sudden she was out of it. She was high on something.

“Mmm J… Where are we going?”

She’s definitely high. “Well first I’m going to…”

Then a green light filled the room. When that dissipated five changelings were standing in the room.

“Queen! We came as soon as we could!” The most regal of them said.

“Goooooooooood…” Chrysalis slurred, “Geet… me somethingsss to eat… ate… see… WHAT EVER! STOP CORRECTING ME!”

“They’ll take it from here.” The mare said. The other four changelings with her took Chrysalis.

“Oookay.” I said as the three… sexless changelings grabbed Chrysalis. They got her clothing on easily and teleported out.

“Sorry… she probably neglected to tell you drugs go through us really slowly…” The mare stated, “I’m her proto queen Pupa. Don’t ask she named me.”

“Okay. I’m going to take a shower then… Um…” I began to say.

She stepped closer to me, “I may not be the Queen… but I’m sure I can help with relieving a little pent up… frustration.”

Hell yeah. “Then why don’t you join me?”

We got into the bathroom and took off from there.

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Ten minutes later

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“That… was awesome…” I said as I collapsed onto the bed.

“Mmmm… yes it was…” P said as she laid down beside me.

Our bodies soaked the bed.

“How did you even get me that far in without choking? Let alone while I came?”

“We are insects… we breathe both through our mouths and nostrils but we also take in air through our skin… That makes for a lot of fun…”

I smiled, “I wish… I WISH I could stay a little longer and try a few more things but… I have to get dressed and explain the… mess last night to Star…”

“Mess? There was only one?” P questioned.

“Oh… shit… she didn’t…” I stammered.

“Um… kitchen?” She stated.

I hurriedly got dressed and rushed down to the kitchen. “ALL OF THE COFFEE CREAMER!?!?!” I yelled in anger.

The message she wrote was in gibberish.

Pupa walked down. Then she broke out laughing, “Oh damn! She REALLY likes you!”

“WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT SAY!?!?!” I screamed loud enough to wake up the entire house.

“Oh… I can’t tell you.” She said with a mirthful smile, “Good luck cleaning it up.”

I growled as she vanished, “Damn it.”

I grabbed a rag and a bucket. I knew how to clean messes. This would just take a while.

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“Bacon and eggs!” I yell, jumping up and looking over to Fluttershy. I blink a few times, getting my head straight, before I realize that Fluttershy was already sitting up in bed.

“What happened?” I asked confused.

“I think your friend is having a fight??” She said, giving me an equally confused look.

“Well that sounds like him.” I said, yawning. “What is he fighting about?”

“No clue.” She said, lying back down. “OW!” She squeaked.

“What’s wrong?” I asked, eyes widened at the sudden squeal.

“Why does my head hurt so bad...” She said, rubbing her temples.

“You don’t remember much from last night do you?” I asked scratching my head.

“Something about Spike?” She asked.

“.............Yeah thats it.” I said. “Well I'm going to check on him. Did you need anything?” I asked.

“No, I’m just going to lie down for awhile. Oh and... How did I get here?” She asked with a sudden realization.

“Long story. I’ll fill you in later.” I said as I made my way to the door, trying to close it as gently as possible. I approach J’s door and knock.

“You okay in there? I’m not interrupting am I?” I asked, peeking through the cracked door, opening it slightly to allow my head to fit.

Wet towels were laying on the bed like someone had just thrown them there. The bed appeared to be soaked. Oh great not another mess. The bathroom door was hanging open and two pairs of wet footprints trailed out from the bathroom and towards the bed.

That explains the soaked bed, and the towels. Since he isn’t inside I can look for something to help with Fluttershy’s hangover.

“Well I suppose he won’t mind me taking a quick look around.” I say to myself, walking in and glancing around the room. I notice a bag lying beside his bed. I walk over to it and open it, curious about what might be inside.

Almost as if it was enshrined a single bottle of pills written in J’s sloppy hand was labeled, Hangover Cure All. I grabbed the bottle and on the back it read, Take just one.

“Mmm...” I mumble, rubbing my chin. I reach into the bottle and take two out. Just in case...

“J you are a lifesaver.” I say, walking out and heading down stairs, preparing a glass of water.

“Whatchu just say? I’ve been down here cleaning up all of the fucking Coffee creamer that was painted across the room! Who did I save?” J questioned loudly.

“Nothing.” I say, quickly planting a kiss on his cheek as i run by, laughing to myself.

“What the… Okay then?” J questioned.

I rush into the kitchen and pour a glass of water, hurrying to my room.

“Hey Fluttershy.” I say, opening the door.

“Shhhh…” She says, holding her ears.

“Right… Sorry. This will help with your headache.” I say, handing her the pill and glass.

“What is it?” She said, looking at the pill questioningly.

“Um…...Tylenol?” I say hesitantly. She looks up at me, and back to the pill.

“Okay then.” She says, quickly gulping it down. I wait a few minutes, standing at the door watching her.

“Do you… Feel okay?” I ask, raising an eyebrow.

“I don’t feel any different if that’s what you mean.” She said, continuing to hold her head.

“Maybe you need two?” I question.

“Anything to stop the headache...” She said as i handed her the second pill.

“I’ll get a third one just in case for whatever reason it doesn’t work.” I said, walking back to his room. I reached back into the bag and opened the bottle, dumping another pill out into my hand. I made my way back and sit with her, waiting a few more minutes.

“Maybe you should take the third?” I ask, looking at the pill and scratching my head. “It probably just takes awhile to kick i-” I said as she snatched it from my hand and swallowed it.

“Uhhh…” I say holding a finger up. “Nevermind.”

“I’m going to stay here until it starts working. I can’t think with this pain...” She said, lying back down.

“I’m going to go read that bottle a little more.” I say, wandering back into J’s room.

“Nothing… Mm...” I say to myself, walking down stairs. “Hey J? Those pills in your room. How many are you supposed to take?”

“How many did you take?” J questioned, “Sorry how bad was the hangover? On a scale from one to ten. One being a basic night and ten being smashed out of your mind?”

“Well uh... Three?” I said.

“Wait… three?” J said. He spun around to face me, “Dude. You’re going to be higher than… than... oh sweet… You’re going to get hit hard in a few minutes… I’ll get the other bottle!” He rushed right out of the kitchen and up the stairs.

I think to myself for a second.

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF” I say, calming myself quickly. “Breathe Stardust… Maybe it won’t be that bad.”

As soon as I say that, I hear a scream upstairs.

“DAMN IT!” I yell, rushing upstairs to my room. As i entered I…

“Fluttershy...?” I asked, freezing in the doorway.

“Hey Star…” She said with a smile. “My headache is gone, those pills worked.” She said, slightly slurring her words.

“Why are you naked…?” I asked, trying not to stare.

“It just got so hot...” She said, “And your bed feels so good.”

“Fluttershy you’re high...” I said, taking 50 takes looking back and away from her.

“Well we are on the second floor.” She said with a giggle. I facepalmed, shaking my head.

Suddenly a bottle hit my foot, “THERE YOU GO!” J Dog shouted as his door slammed shut.

I pick up the bottle, getting a bit worried now. “Fluttershy?” I say.

“Mm...Yes?” She responds, rolling around in the bed.

“Maybe you should put your clothes back on.” I said, turning around. I was about to step out when i felt two arms wrap around me. I realized she had put me into a headlock, or at least what could be considered a headlock by her standards. I stood there as she tried to pull me to the ground, using her entire body weight.

“What are you doing?” I asked, looking straight ahead.

“Wrestle with me tough guy!” She said, changing from a headlock to a full nelson. I stood there, refusing to turn around.

“Fluttershy stop.” I said, still facing the door as she tried what she called a ‘Standing Camel Clutch’. Breathe Stardust… She’s out of it. Don’t get ahead of yourself.

“Alright then, let’s wrestle.” I said, turning around, Fluttershy still clinging to my back. I walk up to the bed and flip her over my back, smashing her onto the mattress. I push her down on her stomach and hold her there.

“You’re not getting up until the medicine wears off.” I said, holding her down. I twitched as I felt something rubbing my crotch. I looked down to see her foot twisted around and in my pants.

“How the fuck can you bend like that?” I asked astonished.

“I get around...” She said. I don’t really think thats a good enough answer but alright. I grab her foot and push it back down on the bed.

“Oh so you want to play Twister?” She said, bending her other leg back behind my waist. She pulled me onto her back with her leg, forcing a blush onto my face.

“Stop it...” I said, unable to get up due to the leg wrapped around me.

“Left hand blue.” She said.

“This isn’t funny.” I replied, straining to pull myself back.

As if on cue J Dog turned up his stereo. The song ‘I’d Come For You’ started playing.

“HATE!” I yelled, “SO MUCH HATE!”

It was then that I started to stare in disbelief as Fluttershy bent backwards, bringing her face to mine. My eyes widened as i leaned back, more in shock than anything. It was then that I realized I was trapped between her leg....and her. Oh shit... I realized what she was about to do. She extended her wings, wrapping them around me and pulling me closer.

“YOU… ARE MAKING THIS… VERY DIFFICULT TO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!” I struggled to say, trying to break away. She giggled, her face only getting closer.

“Fluttershy you aren’t going to remember this.” I said.

“What do you mean?” She said, raising an eyebrow.

“LET’S WRESTLE!” I yelled. She tried to say something, but was interrupted as I headbutted her straight in the forehead, knocking her out cold.

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Upon hearing that I booted down the door, “WHOAH THERE FRISKEY!” I fired the tranq right into Star’s side.

“What…” He let out as the tranq took effect.

“Crisis averted… I think… I don’t really care at the moment.” I said to myself, “I’ll just… leave then…”

I backed out of the room and left them alone.

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An hour later

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I snapped my head up.

“SORRY!” I yelled, looking around the room. “Oh....What happened?” I asked aloud, noticing the room was empty. I jump up and head downstairs.

“J! Where are you?” I shouted as I bolted down.

“Kitchen.” J called back.

I stormed into the kitchen and stared at J, who was drinking a cup of what i imagined was coffee.

“Pupa makes a mean cup if you want some.” J said, looking back at me, “Oh and your friend is on the couch. I felt it was safer for her to be down here right now… What ever was going on I feel I provoked it. So… sorry.”

“That’s fine… Can i have that cup?” I asked.

“Hm? Oh sure.” J said as he handed the cup to me.

“Thanks.” I said, taking a sip, then pouring the rest in his lap.

“Mmmm warm. I expected that… I really… agh… go...” He stammered as he charged out of the kitchen and up the stairs.

I turn to the living room, seeing her lying there, still out cold. I breathe a sigh of relief and smile. I head back into the kitchen and start making breakfast. About ten minutes later, i served the plates and placed them on the table. It was then that I heard Fluttershy stretching. A couple seconds later she walked in holding her head.

“Why does my head hurt?” She asked.

Suddenly a belated scream of pain echoes through the house.

"I'll take it the coffee is taking effect..." I mumble to myself.

"Smells good." She said, taking a seat at the table.

"I hope you like bacon and eggs. I’ve been wanting them all day for some reason..." I said, flipping the eggs over.

"God my head hurts..." She said

I sat down with my plate and a soda, chugging it down.

She rubbed her forehead and said, "Maybe I should take another one of those pills..." She said, causing me to choke on the bottle of soda I was currently chugging.

"Oh my... Are you alright?" She asked, rushing over to me.

"Yeah I’m fine.." I said between coughs. "Listen Fluttershy, theres a lot I need to tell you."

"What is it?" She asked.

"Lets eat first. I would like my food in my stomach, and if I tell you now it will probably be on my head…”